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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump: Women support Obama because they "don't get what's going on"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 54
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2012-08-17 05:01:00 PM
17 votes:
Republican strategist #1: "We're really falling behind on the Woman's vote. Why can we do to change that?"
Republican strategist #2: "Perhaps we should gently explain to them that they don't have a firm grasp about what's going on?"
Republican strategist #3: "Sounds good, but can we do it without using math? We'll lose them if we do. Something simple?"
Republican strategist #1: "Good point, Bob. What are some issues that really hit home with female voters?"

Later that day:

growlersoftware.com
2012-08-17 10:06:29 PM
6 votes:
I think the real question is: what does that thing on his head think?
2012-08-17 09:51:44 PM
6 votes:

Coco LaFemme: He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL


I hope after you were done rambling you finally got the man a beer
2012-08-18 01:44:08 AM
5 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: I would like to ask Mitt at a Townhall-type format why he's a member of a religion that believes men can become gods, ruling their own planet, but women are only fit to be their sexual consorts, popping out spirit babies.

The lulz would be awesome.


He'd end up splitting in two, one half telling you he doesn't buy into all that stuff, the other angrily accusing you of religious persecution. Then Anne Romney's jaw would unhinge, and she'd swallow both halves at once, later defecating a fully reconstituted single Romney, who would state that discussions of religion are out of bounds.

Then Paul Ryan would fark a cat.
2012-08-18 02:03:16 AM
4 votes:

impaler: whooter: I know she's always been trailer trash, but when did she start dressing like it?

Have you seen the jokes about Elvis?

Sequins everywhere!

People with zero taste + money = hilarity.

I can't wait for her $100,000 tramp stamp.


Meh, It'd only get half finished.
2012-08-17 09:33:11 PM
4 votes:
He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL
2012-08-17 09:13:43 PM
4 votes:
I'm starting to think Obama could make a pretty effective ad just made up of people endorsing Romney.
2012-08-17 04:37:43 PM
4 votes:
Thanks, Mr. Trump. It's amazing I can even put my pants on in the morning without becoming confused. Tee hee!
2012-08-18 05:49:34 AM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-18 02:41:02 AM
3 votes:
FTFHairpiece: "[Obama] is a person that is not the nice person that some people think," Trump said.

So, is Trump related to Meow Said The Dog, or what?
2012-08-18 01:26:23 AM
3 votes:
He's just afraid the womenfolk will menstruate all over important legislation.
2012-08-18 01:01:31 AM
3 votes:
B*tches don't know about my combover.
2012-08-18 12:26:33 AM
3 votes:

Lorelle: We get that the GOP wants to treat us like second-class citizens by denying us access to birth control and forcing us to bear children against our will. And the GOP also hates our gay friends.


i208.photobucket.com
2012-08-18 12:11:40 AM
3 votes:
If there's anyone who gets what's going on, it's Donald Trump.
2012-08-17 11:48:47 PM
3 votes:
This is how republicans see women.


Link
2012-08-17 04:16:53 PM
3 votes:
I'm just the cutest little thing. How on earth would I understand politics? Look at my sweet little, motherly face and boobies. I'm completely helpless.

/go fark yourself
//I'm raising two MEN
2012-08-18 11:07:07 AM
2 votes:
This caturday gib me teh diabeetus.
i232.photobucket.com
2012-08-18 08:47:06 AM
2 votes:
the only question now is does Mittens have his tongue up The Donald's ass or does The Donald have his tongue up Mitten's ass??

kinda' like the peanut butter and chocolate issue in a way.
2012-08-18 02:44:11 AM
2 votes:

whooter: Harry_Seldon: She is not helping...

[crucis-court.com image 480x640]

I know she's always been trailer trash, but when did she start dressing like it?


When the GOP stopped footing the bill for her shopping sprees.
2012-08-18 01:39:06 AM
2 votes:
Says the man with an Escher painting for hair.
2012-08-18 01:32:44 AM
2 votes:

Somacandra: He's just afraid the womenfolk will menstruate all over important legislation.


And the smell is just going to attract landsharks, and they stopped being funny 30 years ago.
2012-08-18 01:19:43 AM
2 votes:
theseconddisc.files.wordpress.com

Knows what's going on.
2012-08-18 12:24:36 AM
2 votes:

Old enough to know better: And naturally you'll never hear a peep about this in the MSM media.


Old enough to know better: And naturally you'll never hear a peep about this in the MSM media.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-18 12:15:59 AM
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: Maybe Trump needs to let that thing on his head do all the talking from now on.


Maybe it's a cleverly disguised brain slug?
2012-08-18 12:11:48 AM
2 votes:
Maybe Trump needs to let that thing on his head do all the talking from now on.
2012-08-17 11:18:16 PM
2 votes:
Donald Trump said women may like President Barack Obama because they "don't know him" and "don't get what's going on."

"Maybe [women] don't know him," Trump said during a phone interview on Wednesday's "On The Record" with Greta van Susteren. "Maybe they don't get what is going on. And I still think that this is not going to be a popularity contest, it's going to be a contest based on jobs."


I was getting all ragey, but that quote is actually hilarious. "No, no, I know Mitt is intensely unlikeable. Sure, he's weird and awkwardly condescending even on his good days. But this isn't a popularity contest."
2012-08-17 11:13:35 PM
2 votes:
www.patentspostgrant.com

/hot
2012-08-17 05:10:06 PM
2 votes:
What someone who gets what's going on might look like:

malialitman.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-17 04:44:53 PM
2 votes:
Reminds me of...

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Byn
2012-08-17 04:43:28 PM
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: Thanks, Mr. Trump. It's amazing I can even put my pants on in the morning without becoming confused. Tee hee!


You get to wear pants?! FEMINAZI!
2012-08-17 04:37:16 PM
2 votes:
Broads these days.
2012-08-18 05:13:52 PM
1 votes:
That's funny because that's the same thing I say about anyone who votes Republican. I guess we're both bad, so vote Democrat.
2012-08-18 01:57:52 PM
1 votes:

doctor wu: "[Obama] is a person that is not the nice person that some people think," Trump said. "And his popularity rating -- while high -- I think if people knew the facts, the rating would actually be extremely low."


More incisive, trenchant sociological commentary from the Donald. You need this man as your leader.


He's right, though. I don't think most people realize just how black Obama is. They think he's just kind of black, but The Donald wants us all to know that he is really, really black.
2012-08-18 11:15:47 AM
1 votes:
netrightdaily.com

"Hey everybody, I'm reality TV show host Donald Trump. I'm a big supporter of Mitt Romney. And I just wanted you to know that I think women are a bunch of farking idiots. Therefore I hope they vote for Romney."
2012-08-18 09:50:13 AM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: sleeps in trees: Look at my sweet little, motherly face and boobies

Don't mind if I do.

/sorry


Beware the fark filter. S/he may have typed something else.
2012-08-18 09:03:02 AM
1 votes:

glassa: . If you're not smart enough to realize that NOBODY wants to ban BC or deny our access to it (it's a matter of who pays for it), then Trump is right.


If Rick Santorum was man enough to stand up to a woman, he would probably take issue with that.
2012-08-18 08:49:31 AM
1 votes:

VibroCount: I don't think it's a wighat, it looks like the world's most massive combover:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 613x400]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 294x423]

[www.vanityfair.com image 460x308]



that is what Fake, plastic hair does. he probably even has it on his Pubes.
2012-08-18 08:48:27 AM
1 votes:

ussyorktown: [lmaobama.com image 500x358]



coming from a Fark poster who was dumb enough to vote for George bush jr. twice. please.
2012-08-18 02:26:36 AM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: I would like to ask Mitt at a Townhall-type format why he's a member of a religion that believes men can become gods, ruling their own planet, but women are only fit to be their sexual consorts, popping out spirit babies.

The lulz would be awesome.

He'd end up splitting in two, one half telling you he doesn't buy into all that stuff, the other angrily accusing you of religious persecution. Then Anne Romney's jaw would unhinge, and she'd swallow both halves at once, later defecating a fully reconstituted single Romney, who would state that discussions of religion are out of bounds.

Then Paul Ryan would fark a cat.


Which raises the big question: is this entire campaign the greatest version ever witnessed of The Aristocrats?
2012-08-18 01:58:58 AM
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: Harry_Seldon: whooter: Harry_Seldon: She is not helping...

[crucis-court.com image 480x640]

I know she's always been trailer trash, but when did she start dressing like it?

This picture is from an August 2nd, 2012 campaign event.

I found this. Meetin' at the berry patch

[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 403x403]


I live in the St. Louis area, and never heard of Cleveland, MO. So I popped that full address into Google Maps. Due south of Kansas City, almost sitting on the border with Kansas, and near to something called the Creation Science Association. Geez, it's always even weirder than you'd think it would be.
2012-08-18 01:56:12 AM
1 votes:
As part of my on-line Internet political activism and trolling, I watch the Tea-bag, Breitbart, and other assorted Twitter feeds. They are seriously hilarious.

Some conservative tweeted something like "while DEMS are having women shine their shoes, they fail to notice that CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION being led by women!!!!" (paraphrased).

L. O. L.
2012-08-18 01:46:54 AM
1 votes:

whooter: Harry_Seldon: She is not helping...

[crucis-court.com image 480x640]

I know she's always been trailer trash, but when did she start dressing like it?


When she came to the conclusion that her target demographic wouldn't accept it if she came out onstage in a wicked weasel bikini.
2012-08-18 12:58:18 AM
1 votes:
I don't think it's a wighat, it looks like the world's most massive combover:

1.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.vanityfair.com
2012-08-18 12:11:52 AM
1 votes:
"Maybe they don't get what is going on. And I still think that this is not going to be a popularity contest, it's going to be a contest based on jobs."

So let's elect the guy who exported so many of them.
2012-08-18 12:04:59 AM
1 votes:
sorry Trump, your toupee isn't fooling anybody and neither is your moronic attention whoring.
2012-08-17 11:57:37 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: [www.patentspostgrant.com image 480x360]

/hot


When does Trump ever help?
2012-08-17 11:51:10 PM
1 votes:
Is he trying to start a 4 non blonds singalong?
2012-08-17 11:16:28 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: He's right, you know. Just yesterday I was scrubbing the toilets, as that's woman's work, when my boyfriend came home and asked me why dinner wasn't ready. I dropped the scrub brush and immediately ran downstairs to cook a rump roast with baked potatoes, and then later, I didn't say anything when he turned ESPN on right after I gave him a blow job. I thought to ask him if we were voting early this year, but then I remembered, I'm just a dumb broad! What do I know about politics or anything more complicated than household appliances? Silly me. LOL


LOL, yo broads are funny.

Romney 2012!
2012-08-17 10:45:58 PM
1 votes:
Donald Trump has been married more than he has declared bankruptcy.

Or has he declared bankruptcy more times than he's been married?

I can't keep track anymore.
2012-08-17 10:29:13 PM
1 votes:
img98.imageshack.us
2012-08-17 08:58:01 PM
1 votes:
You're not helping! Well you're helping the Democrats.
2012-08-17 05:10:24 PM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-08-17 04:57:02 PM
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: Look at my sweet little, motherly face and boobies


Don't mind if I do.

/sorry
2012-08-17 04:32:08 PM
1 votes:
OMG! All this time I thought GOP was like the GAP, like a place where these old, rich, white dudes would, like, shop for stuff and then meet to make up laws and stuff. Can you believe that? It's like the funniest thing EVER!

I'm constantly surprised by the depths of their disdain for women (though nothing should surprise me about them anymore). I don't even live in the US and I'm offended. I don't know how any of you put up with it.
 
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