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(Augusta Chronicle)   Naked, drunk and surrounded by monkeys is no way to go through life, son   (chronicle.augusta.com) divider line 61
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2012-08-17 03:48:54 PM
You live your dream, and I'll live mine.
 
2012-08-17 03:50:09 PM
But it does make me a branch manager
 
2012-08-17 04:02:23 PM
Every day at work I am a disrobing and 2 double martinis away from this.
 
2012-08-17 04:49:41 PM
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Bet they were mean monkeys, too.
 
2012-08-17 04:59:07 PM
I think that actually sums up modern life there, subby.
 
2012-08-17 05:01:15 PM
Good Times, Good Times
 
2012-08-17 05:02:29 PM
Speak for yourself, subby.
 
2012-08-17 05:02:35 PM
You and I have different ideas of how one should go through life, sir.
 
2012-08-17 05:03:00 PM

Sybarite: You live your dream, and I'll live mine.


Agreed, screw you subby!
 
2012-08-17 05:03:43 PM
" Last night, Chim-chim jerked me off with his feet. Only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness."

-Dave Chappelle
 
2012-08-17 05:05:55 PM
I wonder if he was spanking the monkeys.
 
2012-08-17 05:06:09 PM
i f*cking hate monkeys.
 
2012-08-17 05:06:38 PM
Add in some nympho redheads and it's a party.
 
2012-08-17 05:07:02 PM
That sounds like a pretty damn cool way to go through life.
 
2012-08-17 05:08:18 PM
Oh, I don't know, subby.
 
2012-08-17 05:08:47 PM
Not a bad way to spend a weekend though.
 
2012-08-17 05:09:03 PM
Obviously, you aren't a golfer
 
2012-08-17 05:09:36 PM

CygnusDarius: Add in some nympho redheads and it's a party.


Orangutangs are nothing but trouble.
 
2012-08-17 05:12:14 PM
I don't know about subby, but it sounds pretty sweet to me.
 
2012-08-17 05:15:38 PM
Subby, why don't you take your hate elsewhere.
 
2012-08-17 05:16:54 PM
Well, technically he was only surrounded by Micky Dolenz and Peter Tork since Davey Jones is dead and Nesmith hasn't been seen in years.
 
2012-08-17 05:17:01 PM
Maybe now my monkey-photoshops will seem more relevant.
 
2012-08-17 05:17:10 PM
I used to get my monkeys drunk on Vodak and OJ. Nothing funnier than watching a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree....

/mean bastards
//not good pets
 
2012-08-17 05:19:41 PM

mark12A: I used to get my monkeys drunk on Vodak and OJ. Nothing funnier than watching a drunk monkey trying to climb a tree....

/mean bastards
//not good pets


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2012-08-17 05:27:25 PM
Hot monkey love?
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2012-08-17 05:29:00 PM

Ed Finnerty: CygnusDarius: Add in some nympho redheads and it's a party.

Orangutangs are nothing but trouble.


It's okay, you can't get them pregnant.
 
2012-08-17 05:31:09 PM
I'm Surrounded.

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2012-08-17 05:31:55 PM

Arkanaut: Ed Finnerty: CygnusDarius: Add in some nympho redheads and it's a party.

Orangutangs are nothing but trouble.

It's okay, you can't get them pregnant.


Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.
 
2012-08-17 05:31:56 PM
Public Intoxication inside a building? WTF kind of charge is that
 
2012-08-17 05:34:06 PM
If you're surrounded by monkeys, you might as well take off your clothes and join them.
 
2012-08-17 05:35:27 PM
Well, after drinking a large quantity of beer, I must say that I wouldn't mind a monkey bringing me a jar to piss in, then disposing of it for me. Monkeys can be very useful.
 
2012-08-17 05:36:22 PM
The Aristocaques!
 
2012-08-17 05:37:06 PM
Subby clearly never went to Michael Jackson's house as a kid.
 
2012-08-17 05:41:03 PM
Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right. The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of the great apes rose up at me but -- bam, bam! -- I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me! ....and that's when I got mad.
 
2012-08-17 05:44:50 PM
Naked, drunk and surrounded by monkeys is no way to go through life, son

True, but it is one HELL of a Friday night!
 
2012-08-17 05:45:25 PM
Don't you dare judge me!
 
2012-08-17 05:45:54 PM
That hairy bastard looks like he would fit right in!

/take that however you want
 
2012-08-17 05:59:34 PM
I had a monkey party a few weeks ago and it was a swingin' good time!
 
2012-08-17 06:17:18 PM
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2012-08-17 06:22:18 PM

Capt. Sparkles: Subby clearly never went to Michael Jackson's house as a kid.


MJ didn't have a monkey. He had a chimp. Ape. So no, no monkey touching for you.
 
2012-08-17 06:26:54 PM
He may have been doing legitimate research. I am waiting to hear the details before I make judgement.
Shame on you!
 
2012-08-17 06:44:56 PM
Did they release an alternate ending to Aguirre: the Wrath of God?
/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-17 06:45:05 PM
Says you.
 
2012-08-17 06:53:46 PM
Were the monkeys examined for signs of molestation?
 
2012-08-17 07:09:36 PM
Disagrees
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2012-08-17 07:12:40 PM

Apos: Were the monkeys examined for signs of molestation?


Yes. With my penis. My studies concluded that someone put a penis in the monkeys.
 
2012-08-17 07:15:28 PM
Nothing like some sweet monkey lovin! 
 
2012-08-17 07:16:42 PM

Ed Finnerty: Apos: Were the monkeys examined for signs of molestation?

Yes. With my penis. My studies concluded that someone put a penis in the monkeys.


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2012-08-17 07:16:45 PM

Nem Wan: Disagrees
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Those were apes. Bill was Lord of the Monkeys.
 
2012-08-17 07:32:51 PM

Ed Finnerty: Apos: Were the monkeys examined for signs of molestation?

Yes. With my penis. My studies concluded that someone put a penis in the monkeys.



Well,this was....unexpected.
 
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