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(Huffington Post)   Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2012-08-17 03:50:32 PM
15 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?



Yeah, but they smell funny.
2012-08-17 06:12:07 PM
12 votes:
i112.photobucket.com
2012-08-17 06:41:10 PM
10 votes:
What happens when you're named after a font

7lulz.com
2012-08-17 05:43:09 PM
4 votes:

Random Bastage: trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.


Not a Disney film, but a documentary about Disney's business and creative practices.
2012-08-17 06:26:24 PM
3 votes:
cdn.crushable.com

Hipster Ariel does not approve.
2012-08-17 05:25:54 PM
3 votes:
I guess they finally found a way to help with this dilemma.

art.penny-arcade.com
2012-08-17 05:19:57 PM
3 votes:

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


they're coming to stone ariel for dressing immodestly.
2012-08-17 08:59:01 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-08-17 07:23:02 PM
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

What? A deluge of what?


Ranch dressing. My guess is they are depicting her as a salad enthusiast. You really should look it up.
2012-08-17 06:25:21 PM
2 votes:

kim jong-un: ReverendJynxed: But did she has any work done on her cloaca? A little nip and tuck of the bearded clam perhaps?

I'd say the mammaries, lateral fins and hair suggest a more dolphin like physiology.

So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I bet if the human didn't have the money she wouldn't have given him a second glance.

Undersea gold digger.


I ain't saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messin' with no broke triggerfish.
2012-08-17 05:54:51 PM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-08-17 05:21:27 PM
2 votes:
But thst same surgeon botched the procedure on Cruella de Ville. She came away looking like Glenn Close.
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM
2 votes:
Mouth reminds me of Sly Stallone's mom.
2012-08-17 03:46:25 PM
2 votes:
So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?
2012-08-18 11:48:35 AM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


i.imgur.com
2012-08-17 09:15:25 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?


Oh yes, I am widely regarded as the world foremost expert on masturbating to children's cartoons. It all began with Cheetara from Thundercats. But soon that was old news and I graduated to Teela from He-man. I won't bore you with the details (there was a highly embarrassing SWAT Kats phase) but now I am reduced to gazing upon the supple forms of the characters of My Little Pony.
2012-08-17 09:07:35 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x400]


Dude wtf.

I hope that was originally meant to be a puppet or something.
2012-08-17 08:40:23 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.
2012-08-17 08:19:54 PM
1 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes


The House of Mouse can burn to the ground for what they've done to classic children's tales. Every single time they take a story with a lesson and turn it into "Everything will be alright if you just do whatever you want. Daddy/Guardian Angel/True Love will come save your ass as soon as things become a little uncomfortable."

Reprehensible.
2012-08-17 07:36:32 PM
1 votes:

Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.


And that's why all farkettes should send me BIE. So I can tell 'em that they look good.
2012-08-17 06:41:24 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(


Liefeld does female seahorses now.
2012-08-17 06:18:32 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?
2012-08-17 06:10:51 PM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.


If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead
2012-08-17 05:50:58 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.


That sounds expensive... Why not chain her to the stove with just enough slack to make it to the fridge and counter. Though for me I prefer the shock collar with invisible fencing around the house. That way she can cook and clean, nor do I have to take out the bucket. Geez, that was a hard lesson to learn. Basically I am saying expand your horizons, it will pay off in the end.
2012-08-17 05:46:40 PM
1 votes:
So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.
2012-08-17 05:41:35 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-08-17 05:39:44 PM
1 votes:
Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care
2012-08-17 05:20:38 PM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.


See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.
2012-08-17 04:38:50 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


i.huffpost.com

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.
2012-08-17 03:55:55 PM
1 votes:
fap
 
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