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(Huffington Post)   Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 18
    More: Sad, The Little Mermaid, human leg, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty  
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2012-08-17 03:52:25 PM  
4 votes:
Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.
2012-08-17 05:20:38 PM  
3 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.


See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.
2012-08-17 05:30:15 PM  
2 votes:
That plastic surgeon had best watch out -- that's Disney he's farking with.
2012-08-17 05:19:57 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


they're coming to stone ariel for dressing immodestly.
2012-08-17 09:38:04 PM  
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.


As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".
2012-08-17 08:40:59 PM  
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


Can YOU explain to ME what exactly prompted that question?

...no, I take it back. I don't think I actually want to know how you went from Disney to fapping to My Little Pony or why that's such a part of your life.
2012-08-17 08:19:54 PM  
1 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes


The House of Mouse can burn to the ground for what they've done to classic children's tales. Every single time they take a story with a lesson and turn it into "Everything will be alright if you just do whatever you want. Daddy/Guardian Angel/True Love will come save your ass as soon as things become a little uncomfortable."

Reprehensible.
2012-08-17 08:14:47 PM  
1 votes:
fc03.deviantart.net


Well I guess they worked on those sharp knees that are carefully hidden in the picture.

/link hot
2012-08-17 08:09:38 PM  
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.

Tin-foil hat? It's an ad for plastic surgery! Cripes.


"It's an ad for plastic surgery!"

Exactly. So, why are you throwing a fit over it?
2012-08-17 07:46:33 PM  
1 votes:

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.


Yeah, that was what I got from the image as well. Like she blew off Ursula's offer because the surgeons at that clinic could do the same thing and aren't (as far as we know) sea witches. People really, really, REALLY read into this one.
2012-08-17 06:26:24 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.crushable.com

Hipster Ariel does not approve.
2012-08-17 06:24:07 PM  
1 votes:
I jerk off to The Little Mermaid all the time.
2012-08-17 06:12:07 PM  
1 votes:
i112.photobucket.com
2012-08-17 05:46:40 PM  
1 votes:
So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.
2012-08-17 05:35:22 PM  
1 votes:
Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes
2012-08-17 05:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
This guy may think Chavez will protect him from Disney's copyright guys, but he's going to end up under the newest DisneyWorld parking lot.
2012-08-17 04:46:35 PM  
1 votes:
who farking cares?
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.
 
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