FARK.com: (7274465) Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign

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		Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign (huffingtonpost.com)		142
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kim jong-un		2012-08-17 06:12:39 PM

ReverendJynxed: But did she has any work done on her cloaca? A little nip and tuck of the bearded clam perhaps?

I'd say the mammaries, lateral fins and hair suggest a more dolphin like physiology.

So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I bet if the human didn't have the money she wouldn't have given him a second glance.

Undersea gold digger.

phaseolus		2012-08-17 06:14:36 PM

stewmadness: so they made a cartoon look more like their vision of beauty?

Yes.

Which, Venezuela being beauty pageant crazy to an unhealthy degree, means making her a clone of every recent Venezuelan pageant winner, each of whom has had the clone surgery herself.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 06:15:00 PM

kim jong-un: So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I don't need you putting funny ideas into my girlfriend's head.

/Luckily, she considers FARK stupid, immature and vulgar
//So do, but she thinks that's a bad thing.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-08-17 06:18:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 06:23:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?

I'll just leave this here. For historical reference.

robohobo		2012-08-17 06:24:07 PM

I jerk off to The Little Mermaid all the time.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-17 06:25:21 PM

kim jong-un: ReverendJynxed: But did she has any work done on her cloaca? A little nip and tuck of the bearded clam perhaps?

I'd say the mammaries, lateral fins and hair suggest a more dolphin like physiology.

So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I bet if the human didn't have the money she wouldn't have given him a second glance.

Undersea gold digger.

I ain't saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messin' with no broke triggerfish.

LordJiro		2012-08-17 06:25:22 PM

Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

As one reviewer put it, "I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"

DjangoStonereaver		2012-08-17 06:26:24 PM

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 06:28:25 PM

WhippingBoy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?

I'll just leave this here. For historical reference.

Errrr... I should add PNSWF

Fear the Clam		2012-08-17 06:28:52 PM

MorePeasPlease: [clam yo tits]

Scary!

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-08-17 06:28:53 PM

phaseolus		2012-08-17 06:29:29 PM

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-08-17 06:29:44 PM

WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead

You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.

DLinds		2012-08-17 06:32:11 PM

He made Ariel look like a 50 year old cougar...creepy.

Just Another OC Homeless Guy		2012-08-17 06:32:51 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

As a person of pallor I object to this blatant display of racial discrimination.

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 06:32:52 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead

You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.

The important thing is that you feel the need to justify yourself to a stranger on the internet.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-17 06:34:39 PM

DLinds: He made Ariel look like a 50 year old cougar...creepy.

Know your audience.

Apos		2012-08-17 06:40:57 PM

Venezuela = Latin America's plastic surgery capital

That is all.

Mildot		2012-08-17 06:41:10 PM

What happens when you're named after a font

7lulz.com

Fano		2012-08-17 06:41:24 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(

Liefeld does female seahorses now.

Dickloserman		2012-08-17 06:41:52 PM

Mermaids still have mouths, you know.

aspAddict		2012-08-17 06:43:00 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

Send her to my chambers*. Now.

_{/*As long as she's over 18}

Mildot		2012-08-17 06:43:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: img204.imageshack.us

I wonder if she tastes like fish?

Ed Grubermann		2012-08-17 06:46:36 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.

So she can loudly burp and shamelessly scratch her ass like the best of them, eh?

IlGreven		2012-08-17 06:50:24 PM

FlashHarry: hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

[www.anomalies-unlimited.com image 274x401] [images.stanzapub.com image 540x310]

You forgot the fourth one with that penis on all the spires...

MattyBlast		2012-08-17 06:59:59 PM

Somebody want to tell those butt-twangs that that is not a "PHOTO:"??

SurelyShirley		2012-08-17 07:06:57 PM

You call that collagen lips?
Pfft..amateur!
i47.tinypic.com

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-17 07:15:30 PM

Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 07:17:39 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

What? A deluge of what?

fuhfuhfuh		2012-08-17 07:23:02 PM

WhippingBoy: God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

What? A deluge of what?

Ranch dressing. My guess is they are depicting her as a salad enthusiast. You really should look it up.

Fallout Boy		2012-08-17 07:24:49 PM

Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.

Ghost Roach		2012-08-17 07:26:16 PM

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 07:26:26 PM

Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.

That's the freakin' irony in all this. Women blame men for their feelings of inferiority, etc, when in reality, they're their own worst enemies...

BarkingUnicorn		2012-08-17 07:31:02 PM

WhippingBoy: Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.

That's the freakin' irony in all this. Women blame men for their feelings of inferiority, etc, when in reality, they're their own worst enemies...

If women would just look at the hooker mugshot roundups, they'd stop worrying.

Random Bastage		2012-08-17 07:32:49 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 07:36:32 PM

Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.

And that's why all farkettes should send me BIE. So I can tell 'em that they look good.

JonZoidberg		2012-08-17 07:40:36 PM

I'd like to see what they can do about this:

2.bp.blogspot.com

GloomCookie613		2012-08-17 07:46:33 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

Yeah, that was what I got from the image as well. Like she blew off Ursula's offer because the surgeons at that clinic could do the same thing and aren't (as far as we know) sea witches. People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-08-17 07:48:43 PM

JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:

Is that from the sequel?

Oldiron_79		2012-08-17 07:50:42 PM

JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x214]

They shouldn't have let Mulan drive

gerbilpox		2012-08-17 07:51:18 PM

Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

img28.imageshack.us

/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-17 07:52:28 PM

fuhfuhfuh: WhippingBoy:
What? A deluge of what?

Ranch dressing. My guess is they are depicting her as a salad enthusiast. You really should look it up.

Exactly. You, sir, are educated in the arts.

swahnhennessy		2012-08-17 07:54:36 PM

GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.

Random Bastage		2012-08-17 07:57:01 PM

gerbilpox: Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

[img28.imageshack.us image 100x338]

/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16

I will be sure to flog myself later.

GloomCookie613		2012-08-17 07:58:40 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.

I think they hired a shiatty artist. Doesn't have to be read into beyond "weak concept and poor execution therefore the ad isn't worth the hissy fit".

Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.

swahnhennessy		2012-08-17 08:00:42 PM

GloomCookie613: Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.

Tin-foil hat? It's an ad for plastic surgery! Cripes.

Nick Nostril		2012-08-17 08:09:12 PM

Still smells like low tide.

GloomCookie613		2012-08-17 08:09:38 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.

Tin-foil hat? It's an ad for plastic surgery! Cripes.

"It's an ad for plastic surgery!"

Exactly. So, why are you throwing a fit over it?

flami		2012-08-17 08:14:47 PM

Well I guess they worked on those sharp knees that are carefully hidden in the picture.

/link hot

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