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(Huffington Post)   Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 142
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2012-08-17 03:46:25 PM
So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?
 
2012-08-17 03:50:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?



Yeah, but they smell funny.
 
2012-08-17 03:51:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?


Yep. Of course, he still can't do anything about...you know...
 
2012-08-17 03:51:37 PM
28 seconds. D'oh!
 
2012-08-17 03:52:25 PM
Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.
 
2012-08-17 03:55:55 PM
fap
 
2012-08-17 04:01:00 PM
Well, at least she still has the cleavage.
 
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM
Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.
 
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM
Mouth reminds me of Sly Stallone's mom.
 
2012-08-17 04:23:28 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.


This.
 
2012-08-17 04:27:56 PM

Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.


Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.
 
2012-08-17 04:38:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


i.huffpost.com

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused
 
2012-08-17 04:46:35 PM
who farking cares?
 
2012-08-17 04:56:02 PM
hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

www.anomalies-unlimited.com images.stanzapub.com
 
2012-08-17 05:01:58 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(
 
2012-08-17 05:19:57 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


they're coming to stone ariel for dressing immodestly.
 
2012-08-17 05:20:38 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.


See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.
 
2012-08-17 05:21:27 PM
But thst same surgeon botched the procedure on Cruella de Ville. She came away looking like Glenn Close.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:10 PM

Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.


More appropriate advise has ever been given.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:26 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(


Maybe the artist was trying for seacamels.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:31 PM
The tag "human leg" cracked me up for some reason. Guess it's just been a long week at work.
 
2012-08-17 05:24:19 PM
Useless w/out pictures..... oh, wait, it is a cartoon.............. bahhh
 
2012-08-17 05:24:33 PM
so they made a cartoon look more like their vision of beauty?
 
2012-08-17 05:25:54 PM
I guess they finally found a way to help with this dilemma.

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-08-17 05:26:00 PM
This guy may think Chavez will protect him from Disney's copyright guys, but he's going to end up under the newest DisneyWorld parking lot.
 
2012-08-17 05:26:05 PM

Chinchillazilla: See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.


And she can't say no when you bring up anal.
 
2012-08-17 05:26:17 PM
I'm gonna assume the Little Mermaid is not so Little anymore, then.
 
2012-08-17 05:28:53 PM
There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat
 
2012-08-17 05:30:15 PM
That plastic surgeon had best watch out -- that's Disney he's farking with.
 
2012-08-17 05:32:01 PM
Looks fine to me. I'm sure there's something nefarious in it, though.

/Disney will prolly sue the crap out of them, though
 
2012-08-17 05:35:22 PM
Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes
 
2012-08-17 05:37:23 PM
Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.
 
2012-08-17 05:39:32 PM
One more win for science.
 
2012-08-17 05:39:44 PM
Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care
 
2012-08-17 05:40:51 PM
There's no legal recourse in Venezuela, right?
Because the do what they want.
They just don't care.
I'll bet disney has operatives down there.
 
2012-08-17 05:41:23 PM
All he used was a sawzall and a filet knife.
 
2012-08-17 05:41:35 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 05:41:49 PM

FlashHarry: hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

[www.anomalies-unlimited.com image 274x401] [images.stanzapub.com image 540x310]


That, my friend, is how they killed Betamax.

/yes i know the movie came out way later
//just bear with me on the joke
 
2012-08-17 05:41:55 PM

trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat


Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.
 
2012-08-17 05:43:09 PM

Random Bastage: trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.


Not a Disney film, but a documentary about Disney's business and creative practices.
 
2012-08-17 05:46:40 PM
So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.
 
2012-08-17 05:48:42 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


It needed a fair-skinned blonde or ginger Jasmine.
 
2012-08-17 05:50:58 PM

Great Janitor: So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.


That sounds expensive... Why not chain her to the stove with just enough slack to make it to the fridge and counter. Though for me I prefer the shock collar with invisible fencing around the house. That way she can cook and clean, nor do I have to take out the bucket. Geez, that was a hard lesson to learn. Basically I am saying expand your horizons, it will pay off in the end.
 
2012-08-17 05:52:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 05:54:51 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-17 06:05:18 PM
But did they do anythnig abiout that fishy smell?
 
2012-08-17 06:06:38 PM
I don't see anything cool about using photoshop to just change the skin tone of the characters. At least the surgery picture changed her figure, which took more work than simply moving a sliding bar.
 
2012-08-17 06:09:40 PM
Bah, that's nothing. Go see what Julius Zimmerman does to her. Link (Pops. And not safe for work, or lovers of small boobs.)
 
2012-08-17 06:10:51 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.


If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead
 
2012-08-17 06:12:07 PM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 06:12:39 PM

ReverendJynxed: But did she has any work done on her cloaca? A little nip and tuck of the bearded clam perhaps?


I'd say the mammaries, lateral fins and hair suggest a more dolphin like physiology.

So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I bet if the human didn't have the money she wouldn't have given him a second glance.

Undersea gold digger.
 
2012-08-17 06:14:36 PM

stewmadness: so they made a cartoon look more like their vision of beauty?


Yes.

Which, Venezuela being beauty pageant crazy to an unhealthy degree, means making her a clone of every recent Venezuelan pageant winner, each of whom has had the clone surgery herself.
 
2012-08-17 06:15:00 PM

kim jong-un: So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.


I don't need you putting funny ideas into my girlfriend's head.

/Luckily, she considers FARK stupid, immature and vulgar
//So do, but she thinks that's a bad thing.
 
2012-08-17 06:18:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?
 
2012-08-17 06:23:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?


I'll just leave this here. For historical reference.
 
2012-08-17 06:24:07 PM
I jerk off to The Little Mermaid all the time.
 
2012-08-17 06:25:21 PM

kim jong-un: ReverendJynxed: But did she has any work done on her cloaca? A little nip and tuck of the bearded clam perhaps?

I'd say the mammaries, lateral fins and hair suggest a more dolphin like physiology.

So why she would look to a human over the potential of a merman with a prehensile penis I'll never understand.

I bet if the human didn't have the money she wouldn't have given him a second glance.

Undersea gold digger.


I ain't saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messin' with no broke triggerfish.
 
2012-08-17 06:25:22 PM

Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.


As one reviewer put it, "I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"
 
2012-08-17 06:26:24 PM
cdn.crushable.com

Hipster Ariel does not approve.
 
2012-08-17 06:28:25 PM

WhippingBoy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

Mud Brown and the 7 Shawties?

I'll just leave this here. For historical reference.


Errrr... I should add PNSWF
 
2012-08-17 06:28:52 PM

MorePeasPlease: [clam yo tits]


Scary!
 
2012-08-17 06:28:53 PM
img204.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-17 06:29:29 PM
i.huffpost.com

www.liveindia.com
 
2012-08-17 06:29:44 PM

WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead


You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.
 
2012-08-17 06:32:11 PM
He made Ariel look like a 50 year old cougar...creepy.
 
2012-08-17 06:32:51 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


As a person of pallor I object to this blatant display of racial discrimination.
 
2012-08-17 06:32:52 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead

You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.


The important thing is that you feel the need to justify yourself to a stranger on the internet.
 
2012-08-17 06:34:39 PM

DLinds: He made Ariel look like a 50 year old cougar...creepy.


Know your audience.
 
2012-08-17 06:40:57 PM
Venezuela = Latin America's plastic surgery capital


That is all.
 
2012-08-17 06:41:10 PM
What happens when you're named after a font

7lulz.com
 
2012-08-17 06:41:24 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(


Liefeld does female seahorses now.
 
2012-08-17 06:41:52 PM
Mermaids still have mouths, you know.
 
2012-08-17 06:43:00 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.


Send her to my chambers*. Now.

/*As long as she's over 18
 
2012-08-17 06:43:04 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: img204.imageshack.us


I wonder if she tastes like fish?
 
2012-08-17 06:46:36 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.


So she can loudly burp and shamelessly scratch her ass like the best of them, eh?
 
2012-08-17 06:50:24 PM

FlashHarry: hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

[www.anomalies-unlimited.com image 274x401] [images.stanzapub.com image 540x310]


You forgot the fourth one with that penis on all the spires...
 
2012-08-17 06:59:59 PM
Somebody want to tell those butt-twangs that that is not a "PHOTO:"??
 
2012-08-17 07:06:57 PM
You call that collagen lips?
Pfft..amateur!
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-17 07:15:30 PM

Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care


There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...
 
2012-08-17 07:17:39 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...


What? A deluge of what?
 
2012-08-17 07:23:02 PM

WhippingBoy: God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

What? A deluge of what?


Ranch dressing. My guess is they are depicting her as a salad enthusiast. You really should look it up.
 
2012-08-17 07:24:49 PM
Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.
 
2012-08-17 07:26:16 PM

WhippingBoy: God-is-a-Taco: Porous Horace: Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

There's some hilarious rule 34 with that nickname actually.
One of them is a "Golden Books" cover image with the Little Mermaid, but instead a deluge of water in her iconic image on the rock with her hair moving upwards, she has male genitalia and it's a deluge of... well...

What? A deluge of what?


And THIS is why I love coming here
 
2012-08-17 07:26:26 PM

Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.


That's the freakin' irony in all this. Women blame men for their feelings of inferiority, etc, when in reality, they're their own worst enemies...
 
2012-08-17 07:31:02 PM

WhippingBoy: Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.

That's the freakin' irony in all this. Women blame men for their feelings of inferiority, etc, when in reality, they're their own worst enemies...


If women would just look at the hooker mugshot roundups, they'd stop worrying.
 
2012-08-17 07:32:49 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.


She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.
 
2012-08-17 07:36:32 PM

Fallout Boy: Women are so outraged at what society views as beautiful and how they don't measure up. Odds are we'll bang you anyways.


And that's why all farkettes should send me BIE. So I can tell 'em that they look good.
 
2012-08-17 07:40:36 PM
I'd like to see what they can do about this:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 07:46:33 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.


Yeah, that was what I got from the image as well. Like she blew off Ursula's offer because the surgeons at that clinic could do the same thing and aren't (as far as we know) sea witches. People really, really, REALLY read into this one.
 
2012-08-17 07:48:43 PM

JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:


Is that from the sequel?
 
2012-08-17 07:50:42 PM
JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x214]


They shouldn't have let Mulan drive
 
2012-08-17 07:51:18 PM

Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.


img28.imageshack.us


/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16
 
2012-08-17 07:52:28 PM

fuhfuhfuh: WhippingBoy:
What? A deluge of what?

Ranch dressing. My guess is they are depicting her as a salad enthusiast. You really should look it up.


Exactly. You, sir, are educated in the arts.
 
2012-08-17 07:54:36 PM

GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.


So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.
 
2012-08-17 07:57:01 PM

gerbilpox: Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

[img28.imageshack.us image 100x338]


/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16


I will be sure to flog myself later.
 
2012-08-17 07:58:40 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.


I think they hired a shiatty artist. Doesn't have to be read into beyond "weak concept and poor execution therefore the ad isn't worth the hissy fit".

Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.
 
2012-08-17 08:00:42 PM

GloomCookie613: Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.


Tin-foil hat? It's an ad for plastic surgery! Cripes.
 
2012-08-17 08:09:12 PM
Still smells like low tide.
 
2012-08-17 08:09:38 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: Adjust your tin-foil hat and jogg on.

Tin-foil hat? It's an ad for plastic surgery! Cripes.


"It's an ad for plastic surgery!"

Exactly. So, why are you throwing a fit over it?
 
2012-08-17 08:14:47 PM
fc03.deviantart.net


Well I guess they worked on those sharp knees that are carefully hidden in the picture.

/link hot
 
2012-08-17 08:16:18 PM

gerbilpox: Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

[img28.imageshack.us image 100x338]


/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16


Its nice to be old enough to have seen her stuff before it got the ban hammer. (yeah, power of the Internet, etc...)

OT:
weknowmemes.com

/either version of Ariel
 
2012-08-17 08:19:54 PM

Voiceofreason01: Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes


The House of Mouse can burn to the ground for what they've done to classic children's tales. Every single time they take a story with a lesson and turn it into "Everything will be alright if you just do whatever you want. Daddy/Guardian Angel/True Love will come save your ass as soon as things become a little uncomfortable."

Reprehensible.
 
2012-08-17 08:27:12 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead

You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.


That's awesome. Do they allow you visiting rights?
 
2012-08-17 08:32:09 PM
Ariel is the final product in that picture. The message is that she is the ideal. There has been no work done on the original Ariel. the mermaid on the table is supposed to be a normal woman, ie the viewer of the ad. It's a metaphor.
 
2012-08-17 08:32:44 PM

flami: [fc03.deviantart.net image 584x900]


Well I guess they worked on those sharp knees that are carefully hidden in the picture.

/link hot


That guy could draw. I miss seeing his stuff.
 
2012-08-17 08:38:04 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.


Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible
 
2012-08-17 08:40:23 PM

tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.
 
2012-08-17 08:40:59 PM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


Can YOU explain to ME what exactly prompted that question?

...no, I take it back. I don't think I actually want to know how you went from Disney to fapping to My Little Pony or why that's such a part of your life.
 
2012-08-17 08:54:14 PM

vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.


See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.
 
2012-08-17 08:59:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 09:05:24 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Can YOU explain to ME what exactly prompted that question?

...no, I take it back. I don't think I actually want to know how you went from Disney to fapping to My Little Pony or why that's such a part of your life.


You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?
 
2012-08-17 09:07:35 PM

tonguedepressor: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x400]


Dude wtf.

I hope that was originally meant to be a puppet or something.
 
2012-08-17 09:12:57 PM

tonguedepressor: See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.


That's like demanding a stranger tell you about the erotic appeal of IKEA shelving. According to Rule 34, there is porn of that, but I have no idea what that would look like.

Also, /b Bronies might perv on MLP, and I know that's all you stated, but it's worth noting that most Bronies enjoy it either innocently or ironically, not pervertedly.
 
2012-08-17 09:15:25 PM

tonguedepressor: You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?


Oh yes, I am widely regarded as the world foremost expert on masturbating to children's cartoons. It all began with Cheetara from Thundercats. But soon that was old news and I graduated to Teela from He-man. I won't bore you with the details (there was a highly embarrassing SWAT Kats phase) but now I am reduced to gazing upon the supple forms of the characters of My Little Pony.
 
2012-08-17 09:18:54 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.


Yeah, I thought that was clearly spelled out. She bails on the witch's deal to gain legs and goes to a surgeon instead. On the operating table, everything's draped but her tail, the part being worked on. And in the final shot, I'm pretty sure her exaggerated smile is meant to look smug, not enhanced.

But whatever. Plastic surgeons make their living off of people's real and imagined body issues. Only an idiot would expect them to promote body acceptance in their advertising.
 
2012-08-17 09:20:18 PM

Starry Heavens: tonguedepressor: See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

That's like demanding a stranger tell you about the erotic appeal of IKEA shelving. According to Rule 34, there is porn of that, but I have no idea what that would look like.

Also, /b Bronies might perv on MLP, and I know that's all you stated, but it's worth noting that most Bronies enjoy it either innocently or ironically, not pervertedly.


I completely agree, and I'm sure some of the grown men audience out there that watch this for purely non-sexual entertainment but that wasn't my query, and it was just that, a query not a demand..How does one make pony figures into an erotic vehicle?

Oh f*ck it, I really didn't want to know the reasons that bad.
 
2012-08-17 09:21:56 PM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


img850.imageshack.us Is this what you were looking for?
 
2012-08-17 09:24:07 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?

Oh yes, I am widely regarded as the world foremost expert on masturbating to children's cartoons. It all began with Cheetara from Thundercats. But soon that was old news and I graduated to Teela from He-man. I won't bore you with the details (there was a highly embarrassing SWAT Kats phase) but now I am reduced to gazing upon the supple forms of the characters of My Little Pony.


So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.
 
2012-08-17 09:24:14 PM

vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.


Exactly. I'm surprised you've even heard of it.
 
2012-08-17 09:31:19 PM

tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.


Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.
 
2012-08-17 09:35:25 PM

WhippingBoy: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

Exactly. I'm surprised you've even heard of it.


I took a curiosity swing through b/ and saw a thread that had 300 plus posts and was chock full of MLP still shots and I tried to imagine the mind that saw erotica in this.
 
2012-08-17 09:38:04 PM

tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.


As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".
 
2012-08-17 09:40:25 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.


...which is to say, no, it wasn't out of my inner dickishness. It was because of my outer, clearly apparent to the world dickishness.
 
2012-08-17 09:41:14 PM

God-is-a-Taco: People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".


That's not a proper use of the tailpipe!
 
2012-08-17 09:47:43 PM
All I see is some crappy TLM fanart.
 
2012-08-17 09:48:05 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.

...which is to say, no, it wasn't out of my inner dickishness. It was because of my outer, clearly apparent to the world dickishness.


I was clearly referring to your dickheadness not your dickishness, your dickishness could've been explained away immediately it was your dickheadness that needed to be pointed out and addressed.

Dickhead.
 
2012-08-17 09:53:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".


Now this, this is enlightenment presented in a clear intelligent subjective explanation that actually makes sense.

I meant to green you a long time ago, I'll fix that now.
 
2012-08-17 09:57:55 PM

tonguedepressor: I was clearly referring to your dickheadness not your dickishness, your dickishness could've been explained away immediately it was your dickheadness that needed to be pointed out and addressed.

Dickhead.


See, and the new haircut was supposed to hide that!
 
2012-08-17 10:02:01 PM
Jeebus how did this thread get so derailed from Venezuelan women and Ariel

WTF is wrong with you

Focus, people, FOCUS!!!

www.sdamy.com
costumepop.com
 
2012-08-17 10:02:40 PM

God-is-a-Taco: tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".


What if the characters were frogs or some carelessly drawn figures that still carried the same message, the singing, the childish frolicking the whole "innocence factor" could it still be 34'ed?

I'd love to have my 71 'cuda' back but I never wanted to tail pipe it.

Clearly there is something to do with the imagery
 
2012-08-17 10:08:06 PM
Empathy and childhood innocence and love and friendship all morph to induce a procreation desire?
 
2012-08-17 10:20:43 PM
The hentai version was better.
 
2012-08-17 10:25:55 PM

tonguedepressor:
What if the characters were frogs or some carelessly drawn figures that still carried the same message, the singing, the childish frolicking the whole "innocence factor" could it still be 34'ed?


A definite "yes" on the frogs, but I'm not entirely sure about carelessly drawn figures.
Although I would think the person would need to have grown up with a similar series, even if only seeing the commercials for it.

Offhand, I admit I have a thing for women with supernaturally dyed hair. Why?
I'm pretty sure it's because my formative years involved me at home in a psychotically depressed and suicidal mood playing JRPGs. Those fictional women had all sorts of strange hair colors.
Take a woman that's a 7 to me, make her hair green or whatnot, and now she's a 9 to me. I can't control it. It's just there.

(I should point out that everything gets 34'd, it doesn't need an appeal)
Hell, the current "Feature" on paheal is a female humanoid Earth masturbating while a female humanoid Mars is about to get penetrated by the Curiosity in dildo form:
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW


Offhand, I admit I have a thing for women with supernaturally dyed hair. Why?
I'm pretty sure it's because my formative years involved me at home in a psychotically depressed and suicidal mood playing JRPGs. Those fictional women had all sorts of strange hair colors.

I'd love to have my 71 'cuda' back but I never wanted to tail pipe it.


In that comment I was more referring to how men still form relationships with inanimate objects.
But, if that car was a big enough deal to you I bet a woman with one would be more appealing than usual to you.

Clearly there is something to do with the imagery


There is. But I think most of the guys aren't interested in real horses.
Yes, I'm aware some of them are, I've seen that stuff.
 
2012-08-17 10:34:28 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.


Her face looks old because the artist was heavy-handed with the shading.
 
2012-08-17 10:36:24 PM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


Welcome to the internet. Everything is fappable here. Everything.

/no exceptions
 
2012-08-17 10:38:42 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-17 10:40:35 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Welcome to the internet. Everything is fappable here. Everything.

/no exceptions


Thanks for the update.
 
2012-08-17 11:44:03 PM

Oldiron_79: JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x214]

They shouldn't have let Mulan drive


BWAHAHAHA

Good show.
 
2012-08-17 11:45:52 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


Actually I remember in the Little Mermaid TV series Ariel befriends a young Latina mermaid with a pink tail, who also happened to be deaf. She communicated in sign language and had a friendly octopus following her around to interpret.

/Yes, there was a The Little Mermaid TV show.
 
2012-08-18 04:24:50 AM

lockers: Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

More appropriate advise has ever been given.


I like the real story where at the end she can either have her life back by killing the guy who rejected her, or do nothing, die and turn into sea foam. Happy endings all around.
 
2012-08-18 05:20:54 AM
Because The Little Mermaid is just too tragic a story of impossible love the way it was, an American animation company bereft of original premises gave it a Brazillian butt job completely changed the end.

If Disney ever does Romeo and Juliet, it will have a talking monkey, and the suicides will be replaced by a wedding where the Montagues and Capulets do an uptempo show tune with a rap section.
 
2012-08-18 11:48:35 AM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible


i.imgur.com
 
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