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		Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign (huffingtonpost.com)		142
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Gleeman		2012-08-17 08:16:18 PM

gerbilpox: Random Bastage: DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Hipster Ariel does not approve.

She kinda looks like Traci Lords..... I'm okay w/ that.

[img28.imageshack.us image 100x338]

/in fairness, she didn't look 15
//at least 16

Its nice to be old enough to have seen her stuff before it got the ban hammer. (yeah, power of the Internet, etc...)

OT:
weknowmemes.com

/either version of Ariel

Kuroshin		2012-08-17 08:19:54 PM

Voiceofreason01: Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes

The House of Mouse can burn to the ground for what they've done to classic children's tales. Every single time they take a story with a lesson and turn it into "Everything will be alright if you just do whatever you want. Daddy/Guardian Angel/True Love will come save your ass as soon as things become a little uncomfortable."

Reprehensible.

jaytkay		2012-08-17 08:27:12 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: WhippingBoy: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead

You sound like a neoliberal.
My daughter has a full-time stay home dad and a working mom.

That's awesome. Do they allow you visiting rights?

Bennie Crabtree		2012-08-17 08:32:09 PM

Ariel is the final product in that picture. The message is that she is the ideal. There has been no work done on the original Ariel. the mermaid on the table is supposed to be a normal woman, ie the viewer of the ad. It's a metaphor.

spiderfishx		2012-08-17 08:32:44 PM

flami: [fc03.deviantart.net image 584x900]

Well I guess they worked on those sharp knees that are carefully hidden in the picture.

/link hot

That guy could draw. I miss seeing his stuff.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 08:38:04 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

vodka		2012-08-17 08:40:23 PM

tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 08:40:59 PM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Can YOU explain to ME what exactly prompted that question?

...no, I take it back. I don't think I actually want to know how you went from Disney to fapping to My Little Pony or why that's such a part of your life.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 08:54:14 PM

vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 08:59:01 PM

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:05:24 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Can YOU explain to ME what exactly prompted that question?

...no, I take it back. I don't think I actually want to know how you went from Disney to fapping to My Little Pony or why that's such a part of your life.

You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?

Lunchlady		2012-08-17 09:07:35 PM

tonguedepressor: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

Dude wtf.

I hope that was originally meant to be a puppet or something.

Starry Heavens		2012-08-17 09:12:57 PM

tonguedepressor: See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

That's like demanding a stranger tell you about the erotic appeal of IKEA shelving. According to Rule 34, there is porn of that, but I have no idea what that would look like.

Also, /b Bronies might perv on MLP, and I know that's all you stated, but it's worth noting that most Bronies enjoy it either innocently or ironically, not pervertedly.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 09:15:25 PM

tonguedepressor: You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?

Oh yes, I am widely regarded as the world foremost expert on masturbating to children's cartoons. It all began with Cheetara from Thundercats. But soon that was old news and I graduated to Teela from He-man. I won't bore you with the details (there was a highly embarrassing SWAT Kats phase) but now I am reduced to gazing upon the supple forms of the characters of My Little Pony.

EdgeRunner		2012-08-17 09:18:54 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

Yeah, I thought that was clearly spelled out. She bails on the witch's deal to gain legs and goes to a surgeon instead. On the operating table, everything's draped but her tail, the part being worked on. And in the final shot, I'm pretty sure her exaggerated smile is meant to look smug, not enhanced.

But whatever. Plastic surgeons make their living off of people's real and imagined body issues. Only an idiot would expect them to promote body acceptance in their advertising.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:20:18 PM

Starry Heavens: tonguedepressor: See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

That's like demanding a stranger tell you about the erotic appeal of IKEA shelving. According to Rule 34, there is porn of that, but I have no idea what that would look like.

Also, /b Bronies might perv on MLP, and I know that's all you stated, but it's worth noting that most Bronies enjoy it either innocently or ironically, not pervertedly.

I completely agree, and I'm sure some of the grown men audience out there that watch this for purely non-sexual entertainment but that wasn't my query, and it was just that, a query not a demand..How does one make pony figures into an erotic vehicle?

Oh f*ck it, I really didn't want to know the reasons that bad.

Fano		2012-08-17 09:21:56 PM

Is this what you were looking for?

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:24:07 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: You actually seem like you'd know a thing or two about it.
Doth thou protest too much?

Oh yes, I am widely regarded as the world foremost expert on masturbating to children's cartoons. It all began with Cheetara from Thundercats. But soon that was old news and I graduated to Teela from He-man. I won't bore you with the details (there was a highly embarrassing SWAT Kats phase) but now I am reduced to gazing upon the supple forms of the characters of My Little Pony.

So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 09:24:14 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 09:31:19 PM

tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:35:25 PM

WhippingBoy: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

Exactly. I'm surprised you've even heard of it.

I took a curiosity swing through b/ and saw a thread that had 300 plus posts and was chock full of MLP still shots and I tried to imagine the mind that saw erotica in this.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-17 09:38:04 PM

tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 09:40:25 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.

...which is to say, no, it wasn't out of my inner dickishness. It was because of my outer, clearly apparent to the world dickishness.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 09:41:14 PM

God-is-a-Taco: People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".

That's not a proper use of the tailpipe!

Old enough to know better		2012-08-17 09:47:43 PM

All I see is some crappy TLM fanart.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:48:05 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: I May Be Crazy But...: tonguedepressor: So you felt compelled to reply to my OP simply out of your inner dickheadness, glad we cleared that up.

Well, it did actually occur to me to wonder how you got to there from the post you quoted.

Suggesting that you harbor unnatural affections for animated livestock was purely for my own amusement.

...which is to say, no, it wasn't out of my inner dickishness. It was because of my outer, clearly apparent to the world dickishness.

I was clearly referring to your dickheadness not your dickishness, your dickishness could've been explained away immediately it was your dickheadness that needed to be pointed out and addressed.

Dickhead.

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 09:53:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".

Now this, this is enlightenment presented in a clear intelligent subjective explanation that actually makes sense.

I meant to green you a long time ago, I'll fix that now.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-08-17 09:57:55 PM

tonguedepressor: I was clearly referring to your dickheadness not your dickishness, your dickishness could've been explained away immediately it was your dickheadness that needed to be pointed out and addressed.

Dickhead.

See, and the new haircut was supposed to hide that!

jaytkay		2012-08-17 10:02:01 PM

Jeebus how did this thread get so derailed from Venezuelan women and Ariel

WTF is wrong with you

Focus, people, FOCUS!!!

www.sdamy.com

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 10:02:40 PM

God-is-a-Taco: tonguedepressor: vodka: tonguedepressor: Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Not sure why you even think it's "fappable material". What makes you think it is? It's just hipster retro ironic bullshiat.

See, I was like this until I went on /b/ to see what the fuss was about and learned there's a sub culture of men who enjoy watching, and purportedly, satisfying themselves to the cartoon MLP and they call them selves Bronies.

apparently some of you are unfamiliar with #34 so don't criticize me for your naivety.

I was curious about the appeal thats all.

As someone who browses various 34 as a hobby, perhaps I can offer my theory.

MLP is innocent, happy, and well, child-like. It's reminiscent of when times were simple and easy as a kid and teenager.
Adding eroticism to that really isn't strange at all. Look at the various cheerleaders and other teenaged "normal" porn, or the submissive aspect of many genres. Maybe you want to take a break from the mating dance and just focus on pure emotional fantasy without responsibilities.

They don't focus on the anthropomorphic horses as much as they see well-written (from what I hear, still haven't managed to watch this series) characters that they have developed empathy towards.

People don't outgrow this stuff. Look at how men treat their cars or electronics, even referring to them as "her".

What if the characters were frogs or some carelessly drawn figures that still carried the same message, the singing, the childish frolicking the whole "innocence factor" could it still be 34'ed?

I'd love to have my 71 'cuda' back but I never wanted to tail pipe it.

Clearly there is something to do with the imagery

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 10:08:06 PM

Empathy and childhood innocence and love and friendship all morph to induce a procreation desire?

stuffy		2012-08-17 10:20:43 PM

The hentai version was better.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-17 10:25:55 PM

tonguedepressor:
What if the characters were frogs or some carelessly drawn figures that still carried the same message, the singing, the childish frolicking the whole "innocence factor" could it still be 34'ed?

A definite "yes" on the frogs, but I'm not entirely sure about carelessly drawn figures.
Although I would think the person would need to have grown up with a similar series, even if only seeing the commercials for it.

Offhand, I admit I have a thing for women with supernaturally dyed hair. Why?
I'm pretty sure it's because my formative years involved me at home in a psychotically depressed and suicidal mood playing JRPGs. Those fictional women had all sorts of strange hair colors.
Take a woman that's a 7 to me, make her hair green or whatnot, and now she's a 9 to me. I can't control it. It's just there.

(I should point out that everything gets 34'd, it doesn't need an appeal)
Hell, the current "Feature" on paheal is a female humanoid Earth masturbating while a female humanoid Mars is about to get penetrated by the Curiosity in dildo form:
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Offhand, I admit I have a thing for women with supernaturally dyed hair. Why?
I'm pretty sure it's because my formative years involved me at home in a psychotically depressed and suicidal mood playing JRPGs. Those fictional women had all sorts of strange hair colors.

I'd love to have my 71 'cuda' back but I never wanted to tail pipe it.

In that comment I was more referring to how men still form relationships with inanimate objects.
But, if that car was a big enough deal to you I bet a woman with one would be more appealing than usual to you.

Clearly there is something to do with the imagery

There is. But I think most of the guys aren't interested in real horses.
Yes, I'm aware some of them are, I've seen that stuff.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-17 10:34:28 PM

swahnhennessy: GloomCookie613: People really, really, REALLY read into this one.

So you really don't notice that her face looks like what you get at 45 with a lot of work done? You think it's all the legs. Come on.

Her face looks old because the artist was heavy-handed with the shading.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-17 10:36:24 PM

tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Welcome to the internet. Everything is fappable here. Everything.

/no exceptions

Oznog		2012-08-17 10:38:42 PM

tonguedepressor		2012-08-17 10:40:35 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: tonguedepressor: HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

Can someone explain to me how My Little Pony holds appeal as fappable material?

No really, 1) Its a cartoon. 2) Its a cartoon geared towards 4-7 yr old girls. 3) It isn't in the least bit suggestive. 4) Its a cartoon with animals as the main characters.

Please enlighten me if possible

Welcome to the internet. Everything is fappable here. Everything.

/no exceptions

Thanks for the update.

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-08-17 11:44:03 PM

Oldiron_79: JonZoidberg: I'd like to see what they can do about this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x214]

They shouldn't have let Mulan drive

BWAHAHAHA

Good show.

ng2810		2012-08-17 11:45:52 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

Actually I remember in the Little Mermaid TV series Ariel befriends a young Latina mermaid with a pink tail, who also happened to be deaf. She communicated in sign language and had a friendly octopus following her around to interpret.

/Yes, there was a The Little Mermaid TV show.

JDJoeE		2012-08-18 04:24:50 AM

lockers: Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

More appropriate advise has ever been given.

I like the real story where at the end she can either have her life back by killing the guy who rejected her, or do nothing, die and turn into sea foam. Happy endings all around.

Dansker		2012-08-18 05:20:54 AM

Because The Little Mermaid is just too tragic a story of impossible love the way it was, an American animation company bereft of original premises ~~gave it a Brazillian butt job~~ completely changed the end.

If Disney ever does Romeo and Juliet, it will have a talking monkey, and the suicides will be replaced by a wedding where the Montagues and Capulets do an uptempo show tune with a rap section.