FARK.com: (7274465) Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign

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		Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign (huffingtonpost.com)		142
		More: Sad, The Little Mermaid, human leg, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty

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FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-17 03:46:25 PM

So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?

Sybarite		2012-08-17 03:50:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?

Yeah, but they smell funny.

dahmers love zombie		2012-08-17 03:51:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?

Yep. Of course, he still can't do anything about...you know...

dahmers love zombie		2012-08-17 03:51:37 PM

28 seconds. D'oh!

serpent_sky		2012-08-17 03:52:25 PM

Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

Elandriel		2012-08-17 03:55:55 PM

fap

UberDave		2012-08-17 04:01:00 PM

Well, at least she still has the cleavage.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM

Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM

Mouth reminds me of Sly Stallone's mom.

Wendy's Chili		2012-08-17 04:23:28 PM

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-08-17 04:27:56 PM

Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

miss diminutive		2012-08-17 04:38:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

i.huffpost.com

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

cretinbob		2012-08-17 04:46:35 PM

who farking cares?

FlashHarry		2012-08-17 04:56:02 PM

hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

www.anomalies-unlimited.com

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-17 05:01:58 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(

stampylives		2012-08-17 05:19:57 PM

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

they're coming to stone ariel for dressing immodestly.

Chinchillazilla		2012-08-17 05:20:38 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

skinink		2012-08-17 05:21:27 PM

But thst same surgeon botched the procedure on Cruella de Ville. She came away looking like Glenn Close.

lockers		2012-08-17 05:22:10 PM

Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

More appropriate advise has ever been given.

Canton		2012-08-17 05:22:26 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos?

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(

Maybe the artist was trying for seacamels.

rufus-t-firefly		2012-08-17 05:23:31 PM

The tag "human leg" cracked me up for some reason. Guess it's just been a long week at work.

Random Bastage		2012-08-17 05:24:19 PM

Useless w/out pictures..... oh, wait, it is a cartoon.............. bahhh

stewmadness		2012-08-17 05:24:33 PM

so they made a cartoon look more like their vision of beauty?

fuhfuhfuh		2012-08-17 05:25:54 PM

I guess they finally found a way to help with this dilemma.

art.penny-arcade.com

ArkPanda		2012-08-17 05:26:00 PM

This guy may think Chavez will protect him from Disney's copyright guys, but he's going to end up under the newest DisneyWorld parking lot.

ShawnDoc		2012-08-17 05:26:05 PM

Chinchillazilla: See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.

And she can't say no when you bring up anal.

Fluid		2012-08-17 05:26:17 PM

I'm gonna assume the Little Mermaid is not so Little anymore, then.

trappedspirit		2012-08-17 05:28:53 PM

There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

MAYORBOB		2012-08-17 05:30:15 PM

That plastic surgeon had best watch out -- that's Disney he's farking with.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-08-17 05:32:01 PM

Looks fine to me. I'm sure there's something nefarious in it, though.

/Disney will prolly sue the crap out of them, though

Voiceofreason01		2012-08-17 05:35:22 PM

Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-08-17 05:37:23 PM

Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

StaleCoffee		2012-08-17 05:39:32 PM

One more win for science.

Porous Horace		2012-08-17 05:39:44 PM

Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-08-17 05:40:51 PM

There's no legal recourse in Venezuela, right?
Because the do what they want.
They just don't care.
I'll bet disney has operatives down there.

uncleacid		2012-08-17 05:41:23 PM

All he used was a sawzall and a filet knife.

MorePeasPlease		2012-08-17 05:41:35 PM

gameshowhost		2012-08-17 05:41:49 PM

FlashHarry: hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

[www.anomalies-unlimited.com image 274x401] [images.stanzapub.com image 540x310]

That, my friend, is how they killed Betamax.

_{/yes i know the movie came out way later
//just bear with me on the joke}

Random Bastage		2012-08-17 05:41:55 PM

trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.

fuhfuhfuh		2012-08-17 05:43:09 PM

Random Bastage: trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.

Not a Disney film, but a documentary about Disney's business and creative practices.

Great Janitor		2012-08-17 05:46:40 PM

So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.

Colour_out_of_Space		2012-08-17 05:48:42 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

It needed a fair-skinned blonde or ginger Jasmine.

lockers		2012-08-17 05:50:58 PM

Great Janitor: So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.

That sounds expensive... Why not chain her to the stove with just enough slack to make it to the fridge and counter. Though for me I prefer the shock collar with invisible fencing around the house. That way she can cook and clean, nor do I have to take out the bucket. Geez, that was a hard lesson to learn. Basically I am saying expand your horizons, it will pay off in the end.

burninbeaver		2012-08-17 05:52:53 PM

Barbie Dream Hearse		2012-08-17 05:54:51 PM

thebigfarker		2012-08-17 06:05:18 PM

But did they do anythnig abiout that fishy smell?

GreenSun		2012-08-17 06:06:38 PM

I don't see anything cool about using photoshop to just change the skin tone of the characters. At least the surgery picture changed her figure, which took more work than simply moving a sliding bar.

Ed Grubermann		2012-08-17 06:09:40 PM

Bah, that's nothing. Go see what Julius Zimmerman does to her. Link (Pops. And not safe for work, or lovers of small boobs.)

WhippingBoy		2012-08-17 06:10:51 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.

If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead