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(Huffington Post)   Because The Little Mermaid was just too plain and ordinary the way she was, a Venezuelan plastic surgeon gives her the old nip/tuck/legs/boobs/collagen lips in a new ad campaign   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 142
    More: Sad, The Little Mermaid, human leg, Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty  
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2012-08-17 03:46:25 PM  
So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?
 
2012-08-17 03:50:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?



Yeah, but they smell funny.
 
2012-08-17 03:51:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So... this doctor can carve vaginas for fish people?


Yep. Of course, he still can't do anything about...you know...
 
2012-08-17 03:51:37 PM  
28 seconds. D'oh!
 
2012-08-17 03:52:25 PM  
Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.
 
2012-08-17 03:55:55 PM  
fap
 
2012-08-17 04:01:00 PM  
Well, at least she still has the cleavage.
 
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM  
Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.
 
2012-08-17 04:21:34 PM  
Mouth reminds me of Sly Stallone's mom.
 
2012-08-17 04:23:28 PM  

serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.


This.
 
2012-08-17 04:27:56 PM  

Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.


Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.
 
2012-08-17 04:38:50 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


i.huffpost.com

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused
 
2012-08-17 04:46:35 PM  
who farking cares?
 
2012-08-17 04:56:02 PM  
hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

www.anomalies-unlimited.com images.stanzapub.com
 
2012-08-17 05:01:58 PM  

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(
 
2012-08-17 05:19:57 PM  

miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused


they're coming to stone ariel for dressing immodestly.
 
2012-08-17 05:20:38 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.


See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.
 
2012-08-17 05:21:27 PM  
But thst same surgeon botched the procedure on Cruella de Ville. She came away looking like Glenn Close.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:10 PM  

Chinchillazilla: God Is My Co-Pirate: Wendy's Chili: serpent_sky: Pretty sure the ad was just showing that they changed the fins to legs (which is the character's dream)... but people can read a lot into just about anything.

This.

Yes, not to mention The Little Mermaid is a farked up story anyway.

See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.


More appropriate advise has ever been given.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:26 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: miss diminutive: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.

[i.huffpost.com image 644x1000]

Why is ethnic Ariel surrounded by swimming dildos? 

/or are they chipmunks with turbans?
//so confused

They look like seahorses with broken little backs :(


Maybe the artist was trying for seacamels.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:31 PM  
The tag "human leg" cracked me up for some reason. Guess it's just been a long week at work.
 
2012-08-17 05:24:19 PM  
Useless w/out pictures..... oh, wait, it is a cartoon.............. bahhh
 
2012-08-17 05:24:33 PM  
so they made a cartoon look more like their vision of beauty?
 
2012-08-17 05:25:54 PM  
I guess they finally found a way to help with this dilemma.

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-08-17 05:26:00 PM  
This guy may think Chavez will protect him from Disney's copyright guys, but he's going to end up under the newest DisneyWorld parking lot.
 
2012-08-17 05:26:05 PM  

Chinchillazilla: See a man you like? Change your physical body for him, girls! And don't worry about talking, he's not into your personality anyway.


And she can't say no when you bring up anal.
 
2012-08-17 05:26:17 PM  
I'm gonna assume the Little Mermaid is not so Little anymore, then.
 
2012-08-17 05:28:53 PM  
There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat
 
2012-08-17 05:30:15 PM  
That plastic surgeon had best watch out -- that's Disney he's farking with.
 
2012-08-17 05:32:01 PM  
Looks fine to me. I'm sure there's something nefarious in it, though.

/Disney will prolly sue the crap out of them, though
 
2012-08-17 05:35:22 PM  
Because Hanz Christian Anderson's version of The Little Mermaid is such a soft and cute story.

/I'll be outraged when Disney apologizes
 
2012-08-17 05:37:23 PM  
Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.
 
2012-08-17 05:39:32 PM  
One more win for science.
 
2012-08-17 05:39:44 PM  
Is it wrong to fap using a plush Ariel doll that I call my "little spermaid" ?

/doesn't care
 
2012-08-17 05:40:51 PM  
There's no legal recourse in Venezuela, right?
Because the do what they want.
They just don't care.
I'll bet disney has operatives down there.
 
2012-08-17 05:41:23 PM  
All he used was a sawzall and a filet knife.
 
2012-08-17 05:41:35 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 05:41:49 PM  

FlashHarry: hey, what's that on the VHS tape cover:

[www.anomalies-unlimited.com image 274x401] [images.stanzapub.com image 540x310]


That, my friend, is how they killed Betamax.

/yes i know the movie came out way later
//just bear with me on the joke
 
2012-08-17 05:41:55 PM  

trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat


Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.
 
2012-08-17 05:43:09 PM  

Random Bastage: trappedspirit: There's a fine line between giving a shiat and taking a shiat

Yeah, my girlfriend told me about that movie.... "The Human Centipede"... I'm guessing it was not a Disney film.


Not a Disney film, but a documentary about Disney's business and creative practices.
 
2012-08-17 05:46:40 PM  
So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.
 
2012-08-17 05:48:42 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow, the Disney princesses as women of color is pretty hilarious.


It needed a fair-skinned blonde or ginger Jasmine.
 
2012-08-17 05:50:58 PM  

Great Janitor: So, ummm...can he give my wife fins for legs. I have this idea for a kitchen. Instead of a floor, it's a pool, and with my wife being a mermaid, I can put her into the kitchen pool and she'll never have to leave.


That sounds expensive... Why not chain her to the stove with just enough slack to make it to the fridge and counter. Though for me I prefer the shock collar with invisible fencing around the house. That way she can cook and clean, nor do I have to take out the bucket. Geez, that was a hard lesson to learn. Basically I am saying expand your horizons, it will pay off in the end.
 
2012-08-17 05:52:53 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 05:54:51 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-17 06:05:18 PM  
But did they do anythnig abiout that fishy smell?
 
2012-08-17 06:06:38 PM  
I don't see anything cool about using photoshop to just change the skin tone of the characters. At least the surgery picture changed her figure, which took more work than simply moving a sliding bar.
 
2012-08-17 06:09:40 PM  
Bah, that's nothing. Go see what Julius Zimmerman does to her. Link (Pops. And not safe for work, or lovers of small boobs.)
 
2012-08-17 06:10:51 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Yes, because my daughter needs an even more realistic unrealistic cartoon character to emulate.
Why does disney not just go straight to porn?

/Screw the mouse.


If only there was someone in her life that she could emulate instead... someone to guide her through life and instill a sense of self-confidence in her.

/fark it... that sounds like hard work... I'll just blame "society" for all my problems instead
 
2012-08-17 06:12:07 PM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
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