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2012-08-17 02:15:24 PM
well played, subby
 
2012-08-17 02:43:40 PM
Ha! +1.
 
2012-08-17 02:50:53 PM
Another +1 on the headline, subby.

What I want to know is how the hell did he swallow a plastic fork? I mean how is that physically possible?
 
2012-08-17 03:03:53 PM
Holy crap, that's not one of those tiny forks either.
 
2012-08-17 03:29:19 PM
+1, subby, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-08-17 03:54:49 PM

FloydA: Another +1 on the headline, subby.

What I want to know is how the hell did he swallow a plastic fork? I mean how is that physically possible?


I can see it being possible, but I can't see doing it accidentally. If it wasn't done accidentally how long do wait before you say it ain't coming out on its own.
 
2012-08-17 04:06:06 PM
Did he find it in the Road?
 
2012-08-17 04:06:48 PM
So elegant in it's simplicity.
+1 Smitty.

/Aww Hell. Have another: +1
 
2012-08-17 04:07:36 PM
He took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
 
2012-08-17 04:08:05 PM
The doctors advised him it would come out on it's own? Holy shiat is that negligent. It obviously was puncturing his stomach, what the hell kind of damage would it do in the intestines?
 
2012-08-17 04:08:38 PM

FloydA: I mean how is that physically possible?


Think sword swallowing without the convenient handle. He was probably goofing off and it slipped out of his grip
 
2012-08-17 04:10:08 PM
How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?
 
2012-08-17 04:12:47 PM
I see what you do there, and I approve.
 
2012-08-17 04:15:25 PM
+1 subby.

And oh dear God... the thought of swallowing a foreign object makes me want to curl up and be sick for hours.
 
2012-08-17 04:16:09 PM
how fast are you shoveling food into your gob hole to not notice the fork is missing?
 
2012-08-17 04:16:20 PM
I remembered accidentally swallowing one years and years ago.

Alkyhol isha helluva drugg
 
2012-08-17 04:16:25 PM

Mirrorz: How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?


I'm sure alcohol was involved.

//That's a hard looking 40
 
2012-08-17 04:16:35 PM
How did stomach acid not break that down? Maybe Ireland should plate their police cars in those forks.
 
2012-08-17 04:18:22 PM
It's the Sign of the Tines.
 
2012-08-17 04:18:34 PM
Well done, subby.
 
2012-08-17 04:18:39 PM

Mirrorz: How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?


A big heaping bowl of THIS.

Also,

A decade ago doctors had said that the whole fork would pass through his system naturally, so he assumed that it had gone.

Well, does he remember shiatting out a fork? I would think that would be a more memorable experience compared to swallowing one.
 
2012-08-17 04:18:44 PM

Mirrorz: How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?


How do you forget that you actually swallowed a fork that big?
 
2012-08-17 04:21:13 PM
I swallowed a marble once it looked funny sticking out of my poo
 
2012-08-17 04:27:03 PM
You know you eat too fast if you are missing your silverware when you are done.
 
2012-08-17 04:30:25 PM

Mirrorz: How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?


I marched into the same Costco today. I had since thrown out the receipt
 
2012-08-17 04:33:57 PM

Nothing To See Here: Mirrorz: How do you ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A FORK? Testing gag reflexes?

I marched into the same Costco today. I had since thrown out the receipt


LOL
 
2012-08-17 04:34:32 PM
Nine Inch Forks is going to be the name of my whimsical Trent Reznor accordion cover band.
 
2012-08-17 04:34:46 PM
Thought this was going to be about a tanning bed mishap
Well done, subby.
 
2012-08-17 04:39:27 PM
Golf clap subby.
 
2012-08-17 04:42:54 PM
Here we go again. why do you guys fark up your inches and centimeters? Headline says 'inches' picture shows metric. Stop trying to use our superior method of weights and measures if you can't be consistent.
 
2012-08-17 04:45:31 PM
I'll bet that smelled just awesome when they pulled it out. Let that plastic bag sit in a warm room for a few days then open it and take a whiff. Now you're imagining what that might smell like. You're welcome.
 
2012-08-17 04:46:21 PM
Beautiful, subby.

How could he not notice it hadn't come out? I think I would notice if I shiat out a fork.

/or a squirrel.
//a chocolate squirrel.
 
2012-08-17 04:46:43 PM

groppet: I swallowed a marble once it looked funny sticking out of my poo


Dadgummit, I laughed.
 
2012-08-17 04:54:10 PM
A decade ago doctors had said that the whole fork would pass through his system naturally, so he assumed that it had gone.

Really, the doctors assumed this? I find this pretty hard to believe, even for the NHS. How in heck can you "pass" a nine inch fork?
 
2012-08-17 04:55:57 PM

beefoe: A decade ago doctors had said that the whole fork would pass through his system naturally, so he assumed that it had gone.

Really, the doctors assumed this? I find this pretty hard to believe, even for the NHS. How in heck can you "pass" a nine inch fork?



By the handle . . .
 
2012-08-17 04:57:48 PM
He went to the doctor after swallow ing the fork, and they decided the best course of treatment was to wait for it to pass on its own? Behold the wonders of socialized medicine!
 
2012-08-17 05:01:46 PM
Thank god it wasn't a spork.

i59.photobucket.com

/Likes saying "spork"
 
2012-08-17 05:05:26 PM
www.tragic-christian.org
 
2012-08-17 05:09:37 PM

StaleCoffee: How did stomach acid not break that down?


Forget it man. Plastic is never gone.
 
2012-08-17 05:15:08 PM
pictures in article mildly NSFlunch.
 
2012-08-17 05:15:23 PM
context headline of the year
 
2012-08-17 05:24:28 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: I swallowed a marble once it looked funny sticking out of my poo

Dadgummit, I laughed.


I kinda wish I swallowed two marbles so my poo would have eyes
 
2012-08-17 05:26:38 PM

groppet: I kinda wish I swallowed two marbles so my poo would have eyes


I wish my penis had eyes so I could see what's coming.
 
2012-08-17 05:31:09 PM
From TFA: "I have never had any problems with my stomach, except once a couple of years ago I remember thinking I felt like something had lodged when I bent over awkwardly."

Yeah, if I bent over and felt something lodging, I doubt I'd be thinking I was getting forked...
 
2012-08-17 05:38:07 PM
Gotta say, goo job subby!

And I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw the picture of him holding up the fork in the bag.

//ugh, still gagging
 
2012-08-17 05:39:20 PM

rhondajeremy: Gotta say, goo good job subby!

And I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw the picture of him holding up the fork in the bag.

//ugh, still gagging


fixed
 
2012-08-17 05:45:24 PM

edmo: StaleCoffee: How did stomach acid not break that down?

Forget it man. Plastic is never gone.


Well then Aliens has a serious continuity error. I'm not trusting anymore FOX space documentaries.
 
2012-08-17 05:54:05 PM
What boggles the mind is why the hell wouldn't they do this with endoscopy? Cut it in pieces and pull them out. They do hysterectomies this way, remove polyps the size of wharf rats this way, why not a stupid fork??
 
2012-08-17 05:55:41 PM

torch: What boggles the mind is why the hell wouldn't they do this with endoscopy? Cut it in pieces and pull them out. They do hysterectomies this way, remove polyps the size of wharf rats this way, why not a stupid fork??


Two words: Socialized Medicine. The product of theft is always shoddy at best.
 
2012-08-17 06:08:20 PM
What is it with people swallowing large objects? First the toothbrush woman, then the lady last week that was proving she had no gag reflex, what was that, a pen? And now this. I don't even want to think about how much it hurt to swallow a fork. It's almost as if they are doing it to get attention or something.
 
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