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(Headline News TV)   Is Taylor Swift a Stage-5 clinger?   (hlntv.com) divider line 149
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2012-08-17 11:46:40 AM
media.mlive.com

What a Stage 5 Klinger may look like
 
2012-08-17 12:02:53 PM
Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy.

And you thought it was uncomfortable when a girl started leaving clothes at your place.
 
2012-08-17 12:16:16 PM
img688.imageshack.us

I'd be ok with that, at least for a little while
 
2012-08-17 12:26:58 PM
she ain't going to put a bunny in a pot... She's going to nuke a bull elephant...
 
2012-08-17 12:28:09 PM
Just tear off a fresh square and wipe again.
 
2012-08-17 12:32:30 PM
x7d.xanga.com 

Often in most cases it is a female who has taken a serious obsession with a male and has reached the pinnical of the annoyance levels and usually wants to spend all her time with the male.
 
2012-08-17 12:33:09 PM
This is what HEADLINE NEWS does now.
 
2012-08-17 12:33:42 PM
Would this really surprise anyone? The whole every breakup turns into a shiatty hit single thing was one hell of a clue.
 
2012-08-17 12:37:23 PM

ArkAngel: What a Stage 5 Klinger may look like


I'd give you a vote but I'm too heartbroken that half my family is dying and the other half is pregnant.

/and I'm mobile
 
2012-08-17 12:37:53 PM
I would welcome a country song from her about what a poor lover I am.
 
2012-08-17 12:37:57 PM

Arkanaut: Just tear off a fresh square and wipe again.

Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy


Nope, not creepy at all.

Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.
 
2012-08-17 12:38:08 PM
Man, we make jokes about vapid articles, but ... man.
 
2012-08-17 12:41:06 PM
I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.
 
2012-08-17 12:42:34 PM

555-FILK: Arkanaut: Just tear off a fresh square and wipe again.

Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy

Nope, not creepy at all.

Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.


This. She seems like a nice enough person, but whenever she speaks publicly, she has a palpable aura of low-self esteem and desperation. What she really needs is to not be famous, get a job as a barista somewhere, and learn to like herself.
 
2012-08-17 12:42:40 PM

texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.


Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.
 
2012-08-17 12:43:17 PM
She looks like a deer.
 
2012-08-17 12:45:00 PM

ArkAngel: [media.mlive.com image 432x555]

What a Stage 5 Klinger may look like


Done in one.
/Last one out, please turn out the lights
 
2012-08-17 12:45:03 PM

555-FILK: Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.


She became famous around 16 by winning a reality show where millions of people called in to vote her America's prom queen. I imagine that will take its toll on anyone.
 
2012-08-17 12:45:52 PM

Slaves2Darkness: texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.

Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.


Put her in a car and drive it into a lake?
 
2012-08-17 12:48:36 PM

555-FILK: Arkanaut: Just tear off a fresh square and wipe again.

Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy

Nope, not creepy at all.

Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.


i2.kym-cdn.com

IMPRESSED
 
2012-08-17 12:49:17 PM
This just in...Taylor Swift is just another clueless twit!

\not news
 
2012-08-17 12:49:21 PM
Taylor Swift isn't farking a Kennedy. Taylor Swift has a new album coming out so it's time to crank up the publicity machine. So, pick someone newsworthy gossip-wise and go hang out with them.

It's not like her crap music is going to sell on it's own.
 
2012-08-17 12:50:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Slaves2Darkness: texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.

Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.

Put her in a car and drive it into a lake?


Take her picnicking on a grassy knoll?
 
2012-08-17 12:52:04 PM
Taylor Swift is a very sweet girl who ends up in a lot of unfortunate relationships. In Hollywood, which is full of perverts, singers and actors and other rich industry folk tend to date only other singers, actors, and rich industry folk because they believe these are the only people who could properly understand their plight as a pervert, singer, actor, or rich industry folk. And Taylor Swift is slowly being disillusioned by the number of needy, slimy people who tend to make it big. It can be something of a shock to a young girl who found success despite a refusal to compromise her morality to do it.

Hollywood, and the unsavory folk who run it, do not like a lady who can live amongst the animals successfully without becoming an animal herself. Hollywood, by contrast, LOVES Lindsay Lohan. This is why you hear about her nonstop despite having made only a handful of projects in as many years. They love Lindsay Lohan and want us to love her too, despite the clear downward spiral into corruption that she has taken.

This smear campaign in which they refer to Taylor as a "clinger" is just one of those mash words they use to debase her from the moral high ground, which if you saw Star Wars, you know that the high ground can mean the difference between becoming a amoral leader of an oppressive government regime who needs new legs and an arm and not.

I would liken Ms. Swift's experiences to that of mine in TotalFark Discussion. There is a level of depravity there that either accepts you and in doing so removes any vestiges of class and purity, or it attempts to debase and reject you, but what they do not ever seem to realize is, they do more to denigrate their name than I ever could.

Stay strong, Taylor. They cannot use the news media to change my opinion of you ever.
 
2012-08-17 12:52:59 PM

metallion: she ain't going to put a bunny in a pot... She's going to nuke a bull elephant...


images.wikia.com

/I are now confused.
 
2012-08-17 12:53:58 PM

555-FILK: Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.


On the one hand, I'm waiting for guys to start getting restraining orders from her.

On the other, "The Monologue Song" tells me she's aware of it.
 
2012-08-17 12:56:41 PM
The most important thing I find is would I stick my penis in it, and the answer always comes back, yes absolutely. Therefore she can carry on making music and stuff as long as I can have pervy old man dreams.
 
2012-08-17 01:01:23 PM
Stage-5? Is that the sound stage that they faked the moon landing?
 
2012-08-17 01:06:54 PM

Sybarite: Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy.


Holy crap, Taylor. Don't put any pressure on the guy or anything.
 
2012-08-17 01:07:44 PM
Taylor putting everything she's got on display.

0.tqn.com
 
2012-08-17 01:08:20 PM

OtherLittleGuy: 555-FILK: Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.

On the one hand, I'm waiting for guys to start getting restraining orders from her.

On the other, "The Monologue Song" tells me she's aware of it.


There's just something very strange about that young lady. Don't know much about her music except for when I happen to pass by the Country Music Video Channel and I pause to see what the fuss is all about and she's singing in a cubical in an office and on a bus. Singing about her boyfriend or some crap....go figure!

Her eyes freak me out too.
 
2012-08-17 01:08:54 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Slaves2Darkness: texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.

Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.

Put her in a car and drive it into a lake?

Take her picnicking on a grassy knoll?


Have a stroke and spend the final 12 years of her life partially paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair?
 
2012-08-17 01:11:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: To The Escape Zeppelin!: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Slaves2Darkness: texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.

Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.

Put her in a car and drive it into a lake?

Take her picnicking on a grassy knoll?

Have a stroke and spend the final 12 years of her life partially paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair?


Fark Jerry's virgin ex girlfriend?
 
2012-08-17 01:12:54 PM

LL316:
Fark Jerry's ex virgin ex girlfriend?

 

FTFM
 
2012-08-17 01:13:01 PM
She also appears to a never-nude
 
2012-08-17 01:13:36 PM

texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-17 01:13:41 PM

JohnnyCanuck: This just in...Taylor Swift is just another clueless twit!

\not news


You do know why fark exists, right?
 
2012-08-17 01:13:50 PM
I don't listen to her music but judging by the song titles "we're really never getting back together" this chick has the emotionally maturity of a 13 year old girl. Also seems like she loves to bash her exes in her songs - I've known girls like this before. The type that never have anything nice to say about an ex and every guy they've ever been with has been the devil incarnate (they never realize the common denominator in all these failed relationships is them!)
 
2012-08-17 01:14:06 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: metallion: she ain't going to put a bunny in a pot... She's going to nuke a bull elephant...

[images.wikia.com image 450x220]

/I are now confused.


Sorry... It was a fatal attraction thing...
 
2012-08-17 01:15:58 PM

Rapmaster2000: To The Escape Zeppelin!: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Slaves2Darkness: texdent: I wonder what the Kennedys will do when she writes a song about the eventual break up.

Stick her in a turbo prop plane and crash it into the sea.

Put her in a car and drive it into a lake?

Take her picnicking on a grassy knoll?

Have a stroke and spend the final 12 years of her life partially paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair?


Give her a lobotomy?
 
2012-08-17 01:18:35 PM

barneyfifesbullet: Taylor Swift isn't farking a Kennedy. Taylor Swift has a new album coming out so it's time to crank up the publicity machine. So, pick someone newsworthy gossip-wise and go hang out with them.


She's sure as hell dating one. They've both met each other's parents, both sets of parents approved. She's never ever ever going to say a word about her sex life (like ever), but by now she very well might be.

Not that this says anything about how long the relationship ultimately lasts. (Fun fact: all three of her albums so far- yes, I bought them- have liner notes that end with a quip that begins "And to all the boys who inspired this album..." and ends with something along the lines of "...seriously, you know how I operate by now, right?" I'd put money on the upcoming album being no different.)
 
2012-08-17 01:20:18 PM
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I cleared escrow
So now we're nay-bees!
 
2012-08-17 01:21:33 PM

ArkAngel: [media.mlive.com image 432x555]

What a Stage 5 Klinger may look like


Over in one.

/suddenly craving some Tony Packo's Hungarian hoddogs
 
2012-08-17 01:24:18 PM

Gosling: "And to all the boys who inspired this album..." and ends with something along the lines of "...seriously, you know how I operate by now, right?"


I think Taylor Swift is some sort of demon that feeds on the life energy of teen heartthrobs.

That or the chick from Species who desperately needs to find compatible genetic material.
 
2012-08-17 01:28:43 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I cleared escrow
So now we're nay-bees!


Damn you for putting that insipid tune in my head.
 
2012-08-17 01:29:09 PM
Taylor loves a nice truck as much as any woman.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 01:29:32 PM

ArkAngel: [media.mlive.com image 432x555]

What a Stage 5 Klinger may look like


Awesome.
 
2012-08-17 01:29:57 PM
She's just like any other girl that age, just hotter and filthy f*cking rich. I'm guessing that area is a well-to-do area? Maybe she likes it there and wanted a gigantic house there?
 
2012-08-17 01:30:37 PM

mat catastrophe: 555-FILK: Arkanaut: Just tear off a fresh square and wipe again.

Swift reportedly paid $5 million for a Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, home that sits just across the street from the home of Conor's grandmother, Ethel Kennedy

Nope, not creepy at all.

Seriously, at only 22 years-old she already has some real mental issues with current and ex-boyfriends. She's a very immature 22 year-old.

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 519x390]

IMPRESSED


She is an attractive 22 year old who can afford a $5 million dollar vacation home. She can have all the issues she wants as far as I am concerned.
 
2012-08-17 01:30:58 PM
It's cool, she'll just stalk him until he decides he loves her. That's the way it works. I learned that from her.
 
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