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(Huffington Post)   Donald Trump's "big surprise" for the RNC was ruined by being too obvious   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 89
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2012-08-17 11:03:13 AM
No detailed forensic analysis of obama's birth certificate?
 
2012-08-17 11:07:16 AM
Trump is pretty consistent in firing the best for the job and hiring the worst. Take for instance this last Celebrity Apprentice. Arsenio Hall lost the final competition. By a large margin. Clay Aiken won. But because Trump was being perceived as racist over his Birtherism he chose Arsenio despite Clay's win. All so he could tell the world "Hey I'm not a racist I just made Arsenio my apprentice" Trump believes no one could see through that. And I'm disappointed in Arsenio accepting it under those circumstances. How any self respecting person could suck up to such a toad is beyond me.
 
2012-08-17 11:12:43 AM

Hobodeluxe: Trump is pretty consistent in firing the best for the job and hiring the worst. Take for instance this last Celebrity Apprentice. Arsenio Hall lost the final competition. By a large margin. Clay Aiken won. But because Trump was being perceived as racist over his Birtherism he chose Arsenio despite Clay's win. All so he could tell the world "Hey I'm not a racist I just made Arsenio my apprentice" Trump believes no one could see through that. And I'm disappointed in Arsenio accepting it under those circumstances. How any self respecting person could suck up to such a toad is beyond me.


How any self-respecting person even be on that show is beyond me. Clay and Arsenio and any other "celebrity" on that show can sniff my balls.
 
2012-08-17 11:17:28 AM
trump - a man who inherited his wealth, declared bankruptcy four times and is now known primarily just as a celebrity - is a perfect republican figurehead these days. why not give him the keynote, GOP!
 
2012-08-17 11:24:50 AM
Implicit endorsement of birtherism by the GOP.
 
2012-08-17 11:28:26 AM
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It's a comb-over! SURPRISE!!
 
2012-08-17 11:35:09 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Implicit endorsement of birtherism by the GOP.


support of birferism from the right has been explicit, it is the racism that has been implicit so maybe that will be the surprise.
 
2012-08-17 11:35:24 AM
So there you have it. Pareene had it right, give him all the Peabodies, the end.

lul
 
2012-08-17 11:37:26 AM

Now you did it!

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2012-08-17 11:45:44 AM
Trump took to Twitter yesterday, as is his wont, to rage at Pareene, saying: "Lightweight reporter Alex Pareene @pareene is known as a total joke in political circles. Hence, he writes for Loser Salon. @Salon."

Donald Trump @trump trump.com sure knows how to make a witty tweet @tweet @twitter twitter.com #trump #twitter
 
2012-08-17 11:50:14 AM
Remember when President Fart owned Trump at the correspondents dinner? That was awesome.

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2012-08-17 11:58:58 AM
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2012-08-17 12:00:20 PM

sweetmelissa31: Remember when President Fart owned Trump at the correspondents dinner? That was awesome.


I will remember this moment my whole life. I was as giddy as a school girl. Keep in mind he was doing this after having given the kill order for OBL.
 
2012-08-17 12:12:33 PM

lajimi: Now you did it!

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HA!!!
 
2012-08-17 12:21:07 PM
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2012-08-17 12:22:19 PM

sweetmelissa31: Remember when President Fart owned Trump at the correspondents dinner? That was awesome.

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"That was not a clip from the video of my birth. That was a clip from the Lion King. If you don't believe me, I think Disney has the long form version."

I also loved Larry Wilmore's speech from the Congressional Correspondent's Dinner that year.>
 
2012-08-17 12:22:44 PM
Remember when Republicans were disgusted that Democrats would even allow Michael Moore to merely attend a convention?
 
2012-08-17 12:27:48 PM

FlashHarry: trump - a man who inherited his wealth, declared bankruptcy four times and is now known primarily just as a celebrity - is a perfect republican figurehead these days. why not give him the keynote, GOP!


Such truth in so few words.
 
2012-08-17 12:29:04 PM
Aww, c'mon! Spoiler alert, anyone?! Now it's ruined for me! RUINED!!

Thanks alot, subs
 
2012-08-17 12:31:10 PM
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From the looks of it, the main thing he has been working on is a third chin.
 
2012-08-17 12:31:31 PM
The ad by a SuperPAC played during the convention about Trump's deep ties to organized crimes families in New York and Philly?
 
2012-08-17 12:31:40 PM
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Never get no respect!
 
2012-08-17 12:32:47 PM
Firing a fake Obama is the apex of Republican maturity and humor. I have no doubt that the 2016 GOP convention will show the movie "Ass", and they won't care whose ass it is or why it is farting.
 
2012-08-17 12:33:05 PM

sweetmelissa31: Remember when President Fart owned Trump at the correspondents dinner? That was awesome.

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The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.
 
2012-08-17 12:33:47 PM

Hobodeluxe: Trump is pretty consistent in firing the best for the job and hiring the worst. Take for instance this last Celebrity Apprentice. Arsenio Hall lost the final competition. By a large margin. Clay Aiken won. But because Trump was being perceived as racist over his Birtherism he chose Arsenio despite Clay's win. All so he could tell the world "Hey I'm not a racist I just made Arsenio my apprentice" Trump believes no one could see through that. And I'm disappointed in Arsenio accepting it under those circumstances. How any self respecting person could suck up to such a toad is beyond me.


Haha you watch The Apprentice.
 
2012-08-17 12:34:00 PM
Dear farking god republicans just suck at comedy. Nearly once a week someone on FB is fooled by an Onion article. Has there ever been a study as to why they're so satire impaired?
 
2012-08-17 12:34:08 PM
Trump doesn't pay taxes either, just like Romney
 
2012-08-17 12:34:21 PM
These retards are really letting Trump speak at the convention? I thought this was a typical bit of self-promotion.Do they have some polling data that suggests that independents farking love Donald Trump? Because if so, I would like to see their data.
 
2012-08-17 12:35:29 PM

lennavan: The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.


We'll have a few serious attempts at the belt stating October 3rd.
 
2012-08-17 12:36:12 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Aww, c'mon! Spoiler alert, anyone?! Now it's ruined for me! RUINED!!

Thanks alot, subs


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2012-08-17 12:36:36 PM
And Derek Jeter's gonna be there...
 
2012-08-17 12:37:12 PM

mrshowrules: Hobodeluxe: Trump is pretty consistent in firing the best for the job and hiring the worst. Take for instance this last Celebrity Apprentice. Arsenio Hall lost the final competition. By a large margin. Clay Aiken won. But because Trump was being perceived as racist over his Birtherism he chose Arsenio despite Clay's win. All so he could tell the world "Hey I'm not a racist I just made Arsenio my apprentice" Trump believes no one could see through that. And I'm disappointed in Arsenio accepting it under those circumstances. How any self respecting person could suck up to such a toad is beyond me.

How any self-respecting person even be on watch that show is beyond me. Clay and Arsenio and any other "celebrity" on that show can sniff my balls.

 
2012-08-17 12:38:36 PM
The Donald Trump Collection contains the ugliest ties I've ever seen in my life.
 
2012-08-17 12:38:58 PM

sprawl15: lennavan: The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.

We'll have a few serious attempts at the belt stating October 3rd.


Not a chance. You simply cannot beat "you're being petty but what's more I have just provided conclusive proof that you are completely wrong, and while you're being petty I killed Osama bin Laden."

The juxtaposition simply will never be met again. In one moment we see Obama making the decision to get the world's most notorious terrorist at the time while Trump was biatching about some lunatic conspiracy theory.
 
2012-08-17 12:40:19 PM
stay classy you fat bag of shiat
 
2012-08-17 12:41:17 PM

schubie: Dear farking god republicans just suck at comedy.


I know, it's sad. I really dislike Reagan and Bush's policies, but they had senses of humor. Hell, Reagan was basically dying of blood loss after being shot and was able to quip to the doctor before he was put under, "I sure hope you're a Republican."
 
2012-08-17 12:43:48 PM
He got.... Trumped
 
2012-08-17 12:44:22 PM
Be proud republicans. This guy is stuck to you like stink on shiat.
 
2012-08-17 12:45:29 PM

schubie: Dear farking god republicans just suck at comedy. Nearly once a week someone on FB is fooled by an Onion article. Has there ever been a study as to why they're so satire impaired?


Michelle Bachmann? Rand Paul? Sarah farking Palin?

/Republicans are genius at satire
 
2012-08-17 12:47:33 PM

mrshowrules: sweetmelissa31: Remember when President Fart owned Trump at the correspondents dinner? That was awesome.

I will remember this moment my whole life. I was as giddy as a school girl. Keep in mind he was doing this after having given the kill order for OBL.


It was one of the greatest uses of the bully pulpit in all of American history.

They'll end up writing books about this guy.
 
2012-08-17 12:48:31 PM

lennavan: The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.


It went over the top into epic when I re-watched the speech after the Bin Laden raid. His jab about Trump deciding what C-list celebrity to fire each week being the kind of thing that would keep him up at night was especially awesome given what he had either already ordered or was just about to order.

That 3 day span was a pretty awesome troll job for FartBZER0Bongo all around. Day 1: "Here's my long form biatches. Will you guys STFU up now?" Day 2: "HAH! I took the wind out of Donnie Hairpiece's sails. Look at him pout!" Day 3: "Oh hey guys. Bin Laden's dead!" *drops microphone, kicks down door and walks out*
 
2012-08-17 12:49:20 PM
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Donald Trump has the power to make steaks unappealing simply by pointing at them. It's an amazing skill.
 
2012-08-17 12:49:59 PM
So, the whole convention was hanging on a retarded 10 second joke? Why even have one at this point?
 
2012-08-17 12:52:15 PM

schubie: Dear farking god republicans just suck at comedy. Nearly once a week someone on FB is fooled by an Onion article. Has there ever been a study as to why they're so satire impaired?


Their brains simply cannot process such things as satire, irony, sarcasm, basic logic, etc. I'm sure there's a study out there somewhere but for now ...just a start.
 
2012-08-17 12:52:37 PM

xalres: lennavan: The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.

It went over the top into epic when I re-watched the speech after the Bin Laden raid. His jab about Trump deciding what C-list celebrity to fire each week being the kind of thing that would keep him up at night was especially awesome given what he had either already ordered or was just about to order.

That 3 day span was a pretty awesome troll job for FartBZER0Bongo all around. Day 1: "Here's my long form biatches. Will you guys STFU up now?" Day 2: "HAH! I took the wind out of Donnie Hairpiece's sails. Look at him pout!" Day 3: "Oh hey guys. Bin Laden's dead!" *drops microphone, kicks down door and walks out*


The best part was the timing of the Bin Laden announcement -- it pre-empted Celebrity Apprentice. That's the extra TROLOLOL touch.
 
2012-08-17 12:53:20 PM
That Donald Trump is held up as a celebrity exemplar of the Tea Party movement tells you all that you need to know about the Tea Party. Classless, racist, banal, and sharp as a bag of silly putty.
 
2012-08-17 12:53:42 PM

HeartBurnKid: xalres: lennavan: The best part is while he was owning Trump for being petty and stupid, Obama had just ordered the strike that took out Osama bin Laden. I don't think we will ever see ownage as epic as that in our lives again.

It went over the top into epic when I re-watched the speech after the Bin Laden raid. His jab about Trump deciding what C-list celebrity to fire each week being the kind of thing that would keep him up at night was especially awesome given what he had either already ordered or was just about to order.

That 3 day span was a pretty awesome troll job for FartBZER0Bongo all around. Day 1: "Here's my long form biatches. Will you guys STFU up now?" Day 2: "HAH! I took the wind out of Donnie Hairpiece's sails. Look at him pout!" Day 3: "Oh hey guys. Bin Laden's dead!" *drops microphone, kicks down door and walks out*

The best part was the timing of the Bin Laden announcement -- it pre-empted Celebrity Apprentice. That's the extra TROLOLOL touch.


Holy shiat, really?

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2012-08-17 12:53:54 PM

Surool: So, the whole convention was hanging on a retarded 10 second joke? Why even have one at this point?


But enough about RONPAUL's primary fight...
 
2012-08-17 12:56:49 PM

Rapmaster2000: [www.digitalbusstop.com image 480x415]
Donald Trump has the power to make steaks unappealing simply by pointing at them. It's an amazing skill.


Are you amazed by the skill itself, or the fact that it's part of the skill set of a guy who managed to run a casino into bankruptcy?
 
2012-08-17 12:57:38 PM

schubie: Dear farking god republicans just suck at comedy. Nearly once a week someone on FB is fooled by an Onion article. Has there ever been a study as to why they're so satire impaired?


But I bet that right wing bloggers will tell us how hilarious this was and it will get a standing ovation at the convention.

Not only do Republicans suck at comedy, but they have this desperate need to pretend that their comedy is over the moon.
 
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