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(BBC)   Get me the police--someone stole my will to live and replaced it with nausea and a banging headache   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 11
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2012-08-17 08:12:52 AM
I think the fact that no one's called in to report a fast food restaurant for not making their burger correctly highlights the difference in culture between the US and the UK.

Perhaps we'll hear of people calling in because their cup of tea wasn't made with boiling water though.
 
2012-08-17 08:14:11 AM
did the guy just get married?
 
2012-08-17 08:59:23 AM

BurnShrike: I think the fact that no one's called in to report a fast food restaurant for not making their burger correctly highlights the difference in culture between the US and the UK.

Perhaps we'll hear of people calling in because their cup of tea wasn't made with boiling water though.


Yes, came here to say this. The ones they listed weren't that bad compared to reasons Americans call. Some of those sounded like genuine reasons to call 999. If a hamster bit my finger and I was bleeding all over the place I would call 999, well 911.
 
2012-08-17 09:07:25 AM
A woman who dialled 999 after being bitten on the finger by a hamster

www.wearysloth.com

"I, too, was savaged by a hamster."
 
2012-08-17 09:32:30 AM

Walker: If a hamster bit my finger and I was bleeding all over the place I would call 999, well 911.


Apply direct pressure. Just wrap it in the hem of your skirt.
 
2012-08-17 09:36:52 AM
Well, congratulations on landing a career in Information Technology. Just accept the fact that you have no reason to draw that next breath and channel the seething rage in to your current work assignments. See that ColdFusion project? Inject a stream of profanity in to the comments. No one reads that crap. Workstation build? Don't remove the games, just remove the shortcuts in to the menu. Then, you can tell your friends to click Start > Run > Freecell. "I don't know why half the cube farm is playing Internet Hearts. Must have been failure in management oversight."
 
2012-08-17 09:43:30 AM
A woman who said she was bleeding badly from her hand - and the ambulance crew discovered she had a minor scratch from her cat

LOL. I get a kitty scratch that draws blood a few times a month on average.

/It's not intentional on their art
//At least, that's what I'm assuming.
///Have a fresh 3-incher on my stomach right next to the navel
 
2012-08-17 11:07:18 AM

calm like a bomb: Walker: If a hamster bit my finger and I was bleeding all over the place I would call 999, well 911.

Apply direct pressure. Just wrap it in the hem of your skirt.


But I'm nude.
 
2012-08-17 11:22:10 AM
The woman with the hamster bite should have accessed alternative help rather than dialling 999, say the NHS

images.sodahead.com

Knows what to do about hamsters.
 
2012-08-17 12:21:41 PM

offmymeds: The woman with the hamster bite should have accessed alternative help rather than dialling 999, say the NHS

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Knows what to do about hamsters.


i273.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 02:46:27 PM
A man was taken by ambulance to University Hospital, Wales, Cardiff, after reporting stomach pains in a pub. On arrival at A&E he ran off, shouting: "Thanks for the lift mate."

Lol.
 
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