farkerts: Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?
moops: Plant breeders have made low-odor strains. I can't remember what the names of the strains are.
brantgoose: 10 Things that Potheads Really Believe10. The smell of pot can be covered by peppermint, sandlewood, musk, patchouli or fruity incense. (Ref. "Incense and Peppermint", song. Sixties.09. If you drive really slow and obey all the laws, the cops won't realize you are stoned and pull your hippy van over. (Ref. A Scanner Darkly, by Philip K. "Fatdick" Dick)08. Smoking unfiltered weed is perfectly safe and does not cause cancer, unlike tobacco cigarettes (filtered) and pipes.07. Hemp is extremely useful but the Government sits on it to protect Du Pont synthetics. (This is unusual in that it was and probably remains true. This is a list of things potheads believe, not a list of wrong things that potheads believe.)06. "Stairway to Heaven" is the greatest song ever written.05. You can save the world by shopping, or by not shopping, or by shopping responsibly. At any rate, don't buy shiatty corporate junk. Buy our shiatty homemade junk.04. I was at Woodstock.03. Nothing seems to have happened between July 1969 and the present, or at least nothing my brain deems worth remembering.02. I have not suffered brain damage from drugs. I may be a communist, a drug maven and a dirty hippy, but brain damage from drugs has destroyed my memory and possibly two or three marriages, seeing as I keep getting all these cards on Father's Day or Mother's Day.01. Richard Milhouse Nixon was a total fink and downer, man. (See, I told you this was a list of Pothead beliefs, not Pothead errors.)
Headso: You can also make a mute using a dryer sheets stuffed in a paper towel roll, just blow out through that and it smells like you are doing your laundry.
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