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(Patch)   Pro tip: Air freshener does not cover the smell of weed   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 93
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2012-08-17 09:28:49 AM  
Guest: "Margaret! Your house smells so good. What is that?"

Margaret: "Lavender and Sour Diesel"

[Margaret giggles uncontrollably]
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-08-17 09:59:46 AM  
Used to work in the old days.......k/dar
 
2012-08-17 10:47:18 AM  
"A Gwinnett County Police officer was northbound on I-85 near Gravel Springs Road when he noticed a white Chrysler Sebring drift across the fog line. The officer continued to observe the vehicle and initiated a traffic stop near Hamilton Mill Road after the vehicle crossed the fog line a second time."

I other words they were black and looked like they were worth stopping.
 
2012-08-17 11:09:29 AM  
That's why you ship it encased in coffee grounds, silly.
 
2012-08-17 11:12:48 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: That's why you ship it encased in coffee grounds, silly.


I also heard peanut butter works pretty good too. Not that I would know from personal experience or anything
 
2012-08-17 11:13:27 AM  
i675.photobucket.com 

"That's just my air freshener, officer."
 
2012-08-17 11:15:21 AM  
Plant breeders have made low-odor strains. I can't remember what the names of the strains are.
 
2012-08-17 11:15:33 AM  
That would be a good product though.

I don't know how well the 'Febreeze' type air fresheners work in this case but if they don't then someone should invent one that does. It would sell big.
 
2012-08-17 11:15:55 AM  
Why isn't weed-aroma incense mass-produced?
 
2012-08-17 11:16:52 AM  
 
2012-08-17 11:17:42 AM  

moops: Plant breeders have made low-odor strains. I can't remember what the names of the strains are.


Ditch and Dirt
 
2012-08-17 11:17:50 AM  
Her name...is farking...Tequila.
 
2012-08-17 11:17:57 AM  
I have heard of people vacuum sealing a bag and then filling another bag with dryer sheets and vacuum sealing that bag around the first bag. You can also make a mute using a dryer sheets stuffed in a paper towel roll, just blow out through that and it smells like you are doing your laundry.
 
2012-08-17 11:18:26 AM  
Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?
 
2012-08-17 11:18:57 AM  

Farking Canuck: That would be a good product though.

I don't know how well the 'Febreeze' type air fresheners work in this case but if they don't then someone should invent one that does. It would sell big.


Smog Out

/never tried it, though their glass cleaner is best in market
//repeating, peppermint oil
 
2012-08-17 11:19:38 AM  
Willie Nelson Bus Air Freshener
As for it by name.
 
2012-08-17 11:20:43 AM  

farkerts: Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?


a real worm of a person
 
2012-08-17 11:22:01 AM  

Headso: You can also make a mute using a dryer sheets stuffed in a paper towel roll, just blow out through that and it smells like you are doing your laundry.


Until this comment, I just thought my neighbor was a weirdo who did laundry every single night.

/not that I mind the smell of fresh linen
 
2012-08-17 11:22:26 AM  

farkerts: Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?


At least they spelled it correctly. I met a girl named "Takeela" once.

/Why yes, she was a stripper.
 
2012-08-17 11:23:19 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: That's why you ship it encased in coffee grounds, silly.


Dogs are not fooled by "cover smells".

they can separate smells the way we can look in to a bowl of stew and see carrots, meat, peas, etc.
 
2012-08-17 11:24:13 AM  

Agarista: Why isn't weed-aroma incense mass-produced?


Because some people DON'T enjoy getting routinely hassled by cops?
 
2012-08-17 11:25:43 AM  

Headso: farkerts: Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?

a real worm of a person


Parents Mezcal-ulated the ramifications of name choice
 
2012-08-17 11:25:44 AM  

farkerts: Who in the fark names their kid Tequila?


They call him Agave when he acts like a little prick.
 
2012-08-17 11:26:16 AM  
Don't get high on your own supply...
 
2012-08-17 11:26:21 AM  

Nothing To See Here: Willie Nelson Bus Air Freshener
As for it by name.


iloveweed.net

The Yellow Rose smells like green.
 
2012-08-17 11:27:04 AM  
Thank goodness these criminals are off the street. Think of all the children who's lives they could have ruined with that marijuana. Good work officer! Your tenacity in following your nose deserves a medal. Like I always say, a good nose and a hunch trump the right to privacy every time!
 
2012-08-17 11:27:33 AM  

SpectroBoy: Agarista: Why isn't weed-aroma incense mass-produced?

Because some people DON'T enjoy getting routinely hassled by cops?


After one or two publicised hassles, stopping for odor alone will no longer be viable.
In a perfect world...
 
2012-08-17 11:28:12 AM  
This does:

static.www.odcdn.com
 
2012-08-17 11:29:18 AM  
WHAT?!!!


/I'll be right back
 
2012-08-17 11:32:26 AM  
Her aunt and his brother thank them.
Now that the weed is safely off the street, people can smoke crack instead. Winning (the war on drugs)!
 
2012-08-17 11:33:24 AM  

moops: Plant breeders have made low-odor strains. I can't remember what the names of the strains are.


Neither can they.
 
2012-08-17 11:35:28 AM  
Now it smells like pot and roses!
 
2012-08-17 11:36:05 AM  
do they make a patchouli air freshener ? That would make Rob Gordon happy.
 
2012-08-17 11:38:58 AM  
There's nothing more pathetic than a pot-head thinking he or she has outwitted everyone by covering up the smell of their weed.

/wow, now it smells like patchouli AND weed in your dorm room
 
2012-08-17 11:39:40 AM  

Yakk: Now it smells like pot and roses!


I've heard roses smell like boo boo.
 
2012-08-17 11:48:39 AM  
TFA: This stood out to me because this was an Enterprise rental car and the average motoring public does not add air fresheners to a rental car.

Says the guy who hasn't rented from Enterprise in ten years. I swear, every single one of their cars gets rented out to a smoker right before I get it.
 
2012-08-17 11:53:06 AM  
The only thing you need to know about concealing smelly stuff is that plastic bags are NOT an air barrier. Try packing it in a metal tube with a screw on lid that has an O ring.
 
2012-08-17 11:55:48 AM  
For smoking it covertly, take a paper towel roll and rubber-brand a set of two dryer sheets to the end of it. Exhale through this. It's good for a bowl, change the sheets as needed. It won't keep people who are regularly in the room from knowing, but it'll keep people outside your room from knowing.
 
2012-08-17 12:03:37 PM  
This point will be lost on people already intoxicated by the marijuana leaves.
 
2012-08-17 12:04:59 PM  
Old Spice body spray does the trick...
 
2012-08-17 12:05:33 PM  
In college, ca. 25 years ago, some friends would take a Bounce dryer sheet and put it into a cardboard toilet paper tube. Then, they'd blow the smoke out through the tube, making their place smell like laundry right out of the dryer.

DIY stoner ingenuity.
 
2012-08-17 12:06:00 PM  
Pro tip: when trafficking 3 lbs of marijuana, it's probably best not to drive like a moron and/or stoned and/or while black.

Just because you have it doesn't mean you should smoke it. It's probably best that these idiots are out of the game, though I feel bad for those people up in Minnesota who'll be running dry because of them - that whole state could use a good toke from time to time.
 
2012-08-17 12:06:18 PM  

K-jack: This does:

[Ozium.jpg]


Came to post that
 
2012-08-17 12:06:47 PM  
Don't kids know how to make a blow tube anymore? Fabric softener sheets stuffed in a paper towel or toilet paper tube*? It's not that hard people!

/* with a spritz of cheap cologne for good measure
 
2012-08-17 12:24:48 PM  

SpectroBoy: Dogs are not fooled by "cover smells".


Dogs aren't as reliable as the propaganda would have you believe. The false positive rate is as high as 60%. Independent controlled testing shows dogs are more likely to alert on (possibly subconscious) cues their handlers are giving them than actual drugs.
 
2012-08-17 12:25:20 PM  
Or you could just...oh, I don't know...smoke someplace where the smell doesn't matter.

It really isn't that hard, folks. It just takes a few brain cells. Just a few.

The day I need farking dryer sheets to smoke dope is the day I farking quit. Seriously, that is as lame as smoking out of an apple. If you are that farking desperate to get high, you don't deserve pot in the first place. Go get some meth or some Krylon or something.
 
2012-08-17 12:26:54 PM  

glassgnome: Pro tip: when trafficking 3 lbs of marijuana, it's probably best not to drive like a moron and/or stoned and/or while black.

Just because you have it doesn't mean you should smoke it. It's probably best that these idiots are out of the game, though I feel bad for those people up in Minnesota who'll be running dry because of them - that whole state could use a good toke from time to time.


Yeah, I'm sure that 3 pounds of weed shipped to a South Carolina man at a Georgia address was all destined for Minnesota.

I seriously doubt any state would run dry because of one bust. But yeah, I think most people could use a good toke.
 
2012-08-17 12:28:44 PM  
I don't care if you toke. Just don't toke and drive.

I don't smoke but I think it should be legalized. The war on drugs is a costly boondoggle, both in terms of money and civil liberties.

Prohibition didn't work in the 1920s and it's not working now.
 
2012-08-17 12:30:01 PM  
Vapir™, FTW.
 
2012-08-17 12:32:12 PM  
10 Things that Potheads Really Believe
10. The smell of pot can be covered by peppermint, sandlewood, musk, patchouli or fruity incense. (Ref. "Incense and Peppermint", song. Sixties.
09. If you drive really slow and obey all the laws, the cops won't realize you are stoned and pull your hippy van over. (Ref. A Scanner Darkly, by Philip K. "Fatdick" Dick)
08. Smoking unfiltered weed is perfectly safe and does not cause cancer, unlike tobacco cigarettes (filtered) and pipes.
07. Hemp is extremely useful but the Government sits on it to protect Du Pont synthetics. (This is unusual in that it was and probably remains true. This is a list of things potheads believe, not a list of wrong things that potheads believe.)
06. "Stairway to Heaven" is the greatest song ever written.
05. You can save the world by shopping, or by not shopping, or by shopping responsibly. At any rate, don't buy shiatty corporate junk. Buy our shiatty homemade junk.
04. I was at Woodstock.
03. Nothing seems to have happened between July 1969 and the present, or at least nothing my brain deems worth remembering.
02. I have not suffered brain damage from drugs. I may be a communist, a drug maven and a dirty hippy, but brain damage from drugs has destroyed my memory and possibly two or three marriages, seeing as I keep getting all these cards on Father's Day or Mother's Day.
01. Richard Milhouse Nixon was a total fink and downer, man. (See, I told you this was a list of Pothead beliefs, not Pothead errors.)
 
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