If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Our long national nightmare has finally ended: Gabby Douglas gets a makeover   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 53
    More: Silly, Gabby Douglas, Olympians, badminton, Paralympic Games, 'Nuff Said!, plain meaning, Renee, incredible talent  
•       •       •

3098 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Aug 2012 at 10:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



53 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-17 08:30:43 AM  
I was kind of hoping she'd have the huge Pam Grier as Foxy Brown afro.
 
2012-08-17 08:41:08 AM  
Did she buy some appropriately patriotic clothing to appease the fashion mavens at Fox News?
 
2012-08-17 10:38:54 AM  
braces
 
2012-08-17 10:38:55 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Did she buy some appropriately patriotic clothing to appease the fashion mavens at Fox News?




Can't be done since the white part is not the color of the fabric.
 
2012-08-17 10:54:26 AM  
Don't even have to read it to know she got it straightened to be more like whitey. Should have just left it alone, and told them haters to fark off.
 
2012-08-17 10:57:19 AM  
We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.
 
2012-08-17 10:58:21 AM  
Is she old enough for me to say that she is a very attractive young lady?
 
2012-08-17 11:00:11 AM  

Death Eats a Cracker: Is she old enough for me to say that she is a very attractive young lady?


Depends on what state you live in.
 
2012-08-17 11:14:48 AM  

Cymbal: Don't even have to read it to know she got it straightened to be more like whitey. Should have just left it alone, and told them haters to fark off.


Actually, it's kind of wavy. It looks pretty, not that there was anything wrong with how she looked before. I totally agree with telling the haters to fark off. But the weird thing is, it was only a handful of people. The media grabbed onto the one criticism of our golden girl and ran with it. I think she's just perfect. We couldn't have asked for a better Olympic darling.

i.imgur.com


Death Eats a Cracker: Is she old enough for me to say that she is a very attractive young lady?


She's 16. You can say she's pretty, that's OK. :)
 
2012-08-17 11:18:43 AM  
"Ended"? The nightmare was the ridiculous debate more than anything else, and this is only going to add fuel to that fire.
 
2012-08-17 11:21:01 AM  

Altman: Death Eats a Cracker: Is she old enough for me to say that she is a very attractive young lady?

Depends on what state you live in.


What about Aly Raisman? I found her to be the one I would fap over were she legal ... if she isn't already.

I mean, not saying I already did or anything.
 
2012-08-17 11:27:41 AM  

zarberg: What about Aly Raisman? I found her to be the one I would fap over were she legal ... if she isn't already.


She's 18. You are free to fap.
 
2012-08-17 11:29:58 AM  
I prefer McKayla Maroney. She's legal in some places in the country/world. I just have to go across the bridge to NJ
 
2012-08-17 11:33:54 AM  

MugzyBrown: I prefer McKayla Maroney. She's legal in some places in the country/world. I just have to go across the bridge to NJ


Yeah, but just think about what her reaction would be when you whipped out your penis...

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-08-17 11:35:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: MugzyBrown: I prefer McKayla Maroney. She's legal in some places in the country/world. I just have to go across the bridge to NJ

Yeah, but just think about what her reaction would be when you whipped out your penis...

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 520x350]


Ya get used to it after a while
 
2012-08-17 11:58:27 AM  

DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.



I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman had back in the 90s.
 
2012-08-17 11:59:33 AM  
Poor kid, learning the hard way how artificial she needs to be in this world. The price of fame...
 
2012-08-17 11:59:36 AM  
the faces on all the female gymnasts, and especially the synchronized swimmers, were scary as hell. maybe its because theyre all 4 foot 10, but its freaky.
 
2012-08-17 11:59:49 AM  

The_Sponge: DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.


I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman had back in the 90s.


She's black, and Fox News was reporting. I don't think I need to draw a diagram of how it became an issue.
 
2012-08-17 12:03:07 PM  

The_Sponge: I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman had back in the 90s.


I think she's cuter in the pic on the left. T
 
2012-08-17 12:03:52 PM  

The_Sponge: DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.


I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman's bride had back in the 90s.



a.espncdn.com
 
2012-08-17 12:11:49 PM  
Still don't give a strand.
 
2012-08-17 12:22:08 PM  
"Oh, did you say something derogatory about my hair? I wasn't paying attention because I was so busy counting my $100 MILLION in endorsement deals."
 
2012-08-17 12:41:21 PM  
Hopefully it won't affect her acting gig, she was awesome in Animal Hospital.
 
2012-08-17 12:45:13 PM  
ok... so many black jokes i wish to make cause im a racist prick.. BUT i will just find it amusing that people say she looks soooo much better with her hair straightened and trying to look like a white woman... but yeah im the racist one:)
 
2012-08-17 12:45:57 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Hopefully it won't affect her acting gig, she was awesome in Animal Hospital.


That show was awful. She was the only good thing about it.
 
2012-08-17 12:51:33 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Hopefully it won't affect her acting gig, she was awesome in Animal Hospital.


I guess. Though nothing will top her role in Congo. People forget, she had to learn sign language for that role, and she carried that movie in the parts that Tim Curry was not in.
 
2012-08-17 01:03:33 PM  
blogs.ajc.com
 
2012-08-17 01:05:19 PM  

Icetech3: ok... so many black jokes i wish to make cause im a racist prick.. BUT i will just find it amusing that people say she looks soooo much better with her hair straightened and trying to look like a white woman... but yeah im the racist one:)



Why hold back? By all means...let us hear what you want to say.
 
2012-08-17 01:19:12 PM  

Cymbal: Slaves2Darkness: Hopefully it won't affect her acting gig, she was awesome in Animal Hospital.

I guess. Though nothing will top her role in Congo. People forget, she had to learn sign language for that role, and she carried that movie in the parts that Tim Curry was not in.


Punk motherfarker.
 
2012-08-17 01:29:09 PM  

I Browse: Icetech3: ok... so many black jokes i wish to make cause im a racist prick.. BUT i will just find it amusing that people say she looks soooo much better with her hair straightened and trying to look like a white woman... but yeah im the racist one:)


Why hold back? By all means...let us hear what you want to say.


yes by all means. youre on the internet. protected by your screen and keyboard. isnt that where everyone lets out the racial hatred.

no no just kidding make with the jokes
 
2012-08-17 01:32:07 PM  

Di Atribe: zarberg: What about Aly Raisman? I found her to be the one I would fap over were she legal ... if she isn't already.

She's 18. You are free to fap.


fitzandvig.com

25.media.tumblr.com

She can ride my pommelhorse
 
2012-08-17 01:49:36 PM  

The_Sponge: DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.


I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman had back in the 90s.


The stereotype is that black women are obsessed with their hair. I've seen it in action, but I can say for sure that most of the black women I've met have been fairly normal about it. Anyway, the story goes that some black women on twitter were getting in a tizzy because Gabby wasn't getting her hair done & just left it in a pony tail with the stringies clipped back like normal teenage girls do when they're doing gymnastics. Some people have to be critical of adorable, talented, seemingly flawless people sometimes. I don't get it.


zarberg: She can ride my pommelhorse


I'm sure she'd totally do you
 
2012-08-17 01:54:50 PM  
As a white hispanic male, I don't think I'm the one to lead the black hair movement, but somebody should. It seems like 90% of attractive black girls I see in real life have a natural hair.
 
2012-08-17 02:03:21 PM  

thevza: As a white hispanic male, I don't think I'm the one to lead the black hair movement, but somebody should. It seems like 90% of attractive black girls I see in real life have a natural hair.


No chemicals. Only juices and berries.

Shiat, that ain't nothin' but Ultraperm.
 
2012-08-17 02:15:44 PM  

Cymbal: thevza: As a white hispanic male, I don't think I'm the one to lead the black hair movement, but somebody should. It seems like 90% of attractive black girls I see in real life have a natural hair.

No chemicals. Only juices and berries.

Shiat, that ain't nothin' but Ultraperm.


just let your SOUUUUUUULLL GLLLLLOOO

oh so silky smooth
 
2012-08-17 02:18:06 PM  

Di Atribe: The_Sponge: DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.


I never understood how her hair became an issue at all.....it's not like she was out there sporting the neon green look Dennis Rodman had back in the 90s.

The stereotype is that black women are obsessed with their hair. I've seen it in action, but I can say for sure that most of the black women I've met have been fairly normal about it. Anyway, the story goes that some black women on twitter were getting in a tizzy because Gabby wasn't getting her hair done & just left it in a pony tail with the stringies clipped back like normal teenage girls do when they're doing gymnastics. Some people have to be critical of adorable, talented, seemingly flawless people sometimes. I don't get it.


zarberg: She can ride my pommelhorse

I'm sure she'd totally do you


cbsboston.files.wordpress.com

I'm guessing none would be impressed on the gymnastics team.
 
2012-08-17 02:23:04 PM  

zarberg: Di Atribe: zarberg: What about Aly Raisman? I found her to be the one I would fap over were she legal ... if she isn't already.

She's 18. You are free to fap.

[fitzandvig.com image 450x462]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x335]

She can ride my pommelhorse


I don't get it.. she looks man-ish to me

nttawwt
 
2012-08-17 02:59:48 PM  
so glad these brave racist souls could courageously make lazy racist jokes about a 16 year old girl from anonymous internet accounts.
 
2012-08-17 03:04:51 PM  

Bill Frist: so glad these brave racist souls could courageously make lazy racist jokes about a 16 year old girl from anonymous internet accounts.


Welcome to Fark, Cracker-ass Cracker.
 
2012-08-17 03:19:33 PM  

Bill Frist: so glad these brave racist souls could courageously make lazy racist jokes about a 16 year old girl from anonymous internet accounts.


We are equal opportunity offenders. We snark everything.
 
2012-08-17 03:23:40 PM  
why are girls in Olympics womens gymnastics, yet men are in the mens?
 
2012-08-17 03:32:43 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: why are girls in Olympics womens gymnastics, yet men are in the mens?


Because women get osteoporosis from not enough milky white cum guzzling. Most girls don't have that problem as the just drink milk.
 
2012-08-17 03:41:00 PM  
Most ridiculous controversy ever.
 
2012-08-17 03:44:04 PM  

zarberg: She can ride my pommelhorse


Plus, she probably can't menstrate, so you wouldn't have to wear a condom. She'd catch your herpes, though.
 
2012-08-17 04:33:49 PM  

pion: zarberg: She can ride my pommelhorse

Plus, she probably can't menstrate, so you wouldn't have to wear a condom. She'd catch your herpes, though.


Girls don't compete pummel horse.

/Though she can balance on my beam as much as she likes.
 
2012-08-17 04:45:25 PM  

DubyaHater: We get it. She has black hair.
She's a cute girl. Leave her the fark alone and just acknowledge her Olympic triumph.


i1222.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 04:47:35 PM  
Oh, and ...

i1222.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 06:51:56 PM  
Wait... our Gabby is black? Not gonna lie, it kinda ruined the Olympics for me.
 
2012-08-18 12:10:01 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: why are girls in Olympics womens gymnastics, yet men are in the mens?


Because female gymnastics is all about flexibility which is better when you are younger where as male gymnastics is about power and strength which have an age curve like most other sports. The amount of strength needed for good work on pommel and rings means the best men peak in their twenties. Females seem to peak in their teens.
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report