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(Huffington Post)   Not news: Beauty college expels entire student class. News: After students were caught trimming pubic hair. Fark: The teachers required the pubic hair trimming   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 48
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2012-08-17 08:15:40 AM
In one of several instances of alleged sexual harassment at the college, an instructor allegedly forced students to trim her pubic hair, and then use the tainted trimmers on customers.

Tee hee. Tainted.

Allegedly.
 
2012-08-17 08:37:39 AM

BurnShrike: In one of several instances of alleged sexual harassment at the college, an instructor allegedly forced students to trim her pubic hair, and then use the tainted trimmers on customers.

Tee hee. Tainted.

Allegedly.


Wait, it took multiple students to trim her bush?

Is she a wookie?

www.stevestenzel.com
 
2012-08-17 08:50:34 AM
"Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.
 
2012-08-17 09:43:14 AM

Pocket Ninja: "Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.


What is the single most important rule of the internet?
 
2012-08-17 09:55:27 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Wait, it took multiple students to trim her bush?

Is she a wookie?


I'm actually surprised I got to use this more that once
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 10:02:21 AM

BurnShrike: In one of several instances of alleged sexual harassment at the college, an instructor allegedly forced students to trim her pubic hair, and then use the tainted trimmers on customers.


Well sure, that's how you trim taint hair, with taint scissors.
 
2012-08-17 10:06:08 AM
They were trimming the trim?
 
2012-08-17 10:06:19 AM
You see, if women had started shaving off all their pubes thousands of years ago, women today wouldn't even be able to grow any pubes. Damn those prehistoric biatches and their hairy muffs.
 
2012-08-17 10:09:58 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: What is the single most important rule of the internet?


Wheaton's Law.

/important
//not very effective
 
2012-08-17 10:12:25 AM
Isn't almost all hair trimming public?
 
2012-08-17 10:17:12 AM
"Wrongful discharge" is a phrase that should never be mentioned alongside forced pubic hair trimming.
 
2012-08-17 10:18:11 AM
Well, to be honest, I imagine it's quite hard to practice pubic hair waxing on yourself....
 
2012-08-17 10:22:38 AM
I'm more interested in that weird sign slideshow.
 
2012-08-17 10:25:49 AM

unfarkingbelievable: I'm more interested in that weird sign slideshow.


me too. only good one was the first one
 
2012-08-17 10:32:43 AM

Pocket Ninja: "Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.


Really? Because all I got was this thread. Yes, Google's already indexed it.

God Is My Co-Pirate: What is the single most important rule of the internet?


Rule 37 - do not test rule 34.
 
2012-08-17 10:37:38 AM
In one of several instances of alleged sexual harassment at the college, an instructor allegedly forced students to trim her pubic hair, and then use the tainted trimmers on customers.

Damn, what's wrong with her lady parts?
 
2012-08-17 10:40:13 AM
In before the guy that says he prefers to frolick through the thickest, most tangled bush possible to prove he's not a pedophile.
 
2012-08-17 10:42:11 AM
exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted

I wouldn't even wait around to be expelled, I'd just drop it right there. Ewwww....
 
2012-08-17 10:44:55 AM

foxyshadis: exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted

I wouldn't even wait around to be expelled, I'd just drop it right there. Ewwww....


No, you tell you that you have just the thing to lance her boil, then jam your John Thomas right in her pooper.
 
2012-08-17 10:45:33 AM

foxyshadis: exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted

I wouldn't even wait around to be expelled, I'd just drop it right there. Ewwww....


I'd lance her boil if ya know what I mean and I think you do. And I'd lap up any wrongful discharges as well, as long as its creamy yellow and a little bloody.
 
2012-08-17 10:56:27 AM
(...)using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts.

Wait, what kind of haircut do you have to ask for in order for it to require the use of pubic hair?
 
2012-08-17 10:58:54 AM

Badgerlad: (...)using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts.

Wait, what kind of haircut do you have to ask for in order for it to require the use of pubic hair?


I'm sure they help provide volume in afroperms.

What's up Big Perm? I mean Big Worm
 
2012-08-17 10:59:49 AM
For all the trouble, she should have included the tongue bath as part of the curriculum.
 
2012-08-17 11:03:01 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Is she a wookie?

she allegedly said to her students
"Get in to my big furry muff, I don't care *what* you smell!"
 
2012-08-17 11:09:23 AM

Cymbal: You see, if women had started shaving off all their pubes thousands of years ago, women today wouldn't even be able to grow any pubes. Damn those prehistoric biatches and their hairy muffs.


Lysenko, is that you?
 
2012-08-17 11:11:11 AM

Badgerlad: (...)using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts.

Wait, what kind of haircut do you have to ask for in order for it to require the use of pubic hair?


What do you think extensions are made from?
 
2012-08-17 11:19:25 AM
Expelled from beauty college? Were they on double secret probation?
 
2012-08-17 11:22:05 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: What is the single most important rule of the internet?


No fat chicks?
 
2012-08-17 11:24:18 AM

miniflea: Cymbal: You see, if women had started shaving off all their pubes thousands of years ago, women today wouldn't even be able to grow any pubes. Damn those prehistoric biatches and their hairy muffs.

Lysenko, is that you?


Lamark. Dammit, the name i was thinking of is Lamark.
 
2012-08-17 11:24:42 AM
i turned on the images for this?
 
2012-08-17 11:50:33 AM

miniflea: miniflea: Cymbal: You see, if women had started shaving off all their pubes thousands of years ago, women today wouldn't even be able to grow any pubes. Damn those prehistoric biatches and their hairy muffs.

Lysenko, is that you?

Lamark. Dammit, the name i was thinking of is Lamark.


Lysenkoism was basically Lamarck with a side dish of Stalin. It works.
 
2012-08-17 11:53:01 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Pocket Ninja: "Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.

What is the single most important rule of the internet?



Don't talk about the internet?
 
2012-08-17 11:55:37 AM

miniflea: Cymbal: You see, if women had started shaving off all their pubes thousands of years ago, women today wouldn't even be able to grow any pubes. Damn those prehistoric biatches and their hairy muffs.

Lysenko, is that you?


Yes, it is me comrade.
 
2012-08-17 12:06:55 PM
Was it the Wanda Kessler School of Beauty?
 
2012-08-17 12:07:40 PM
 
2012-08-17 12:28:52 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Pocket Ninja: "Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.

What is the single most important rule of the internet?


Me! Me! I know!

"nobody knows you're a dog"
 
2012-08-17 12:48:03 PM

FloydA: miniflea:

Lamark. Dammit, the name i was thinking of is Lamark.

Lysenkoism was basically Lamarck with a side dish of Stalin. It works.



And by that I mean the comparison works.
Lysenkoism itself most definitely does not work.
 
2012-08-17 01:14:21 PM

Bleyo: In before the guy that says he prefers to frolick through the thickest, most tangled bush possible to prove he's not a pedophile.


So if I slap a merkin on a 9-year-old, then it's okay?
 
2012-08-17 01:33:59 PM
Why are they teaching trimming? I prefer the scorched earth look.
 
2012-08-17 02:30:29 PM

tarheel07: Why are they teaching trimming? I prefer the scorched earth look.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 02:39:41 PM
Beauty school washout...
 
2012-08-17 03:34:48 PM

dj_spanmaster: Pocket Ninja: "Among the offensive and unwelcome conduct included, inter alia, the instructor publicly exposing her genitals, exposing her buttocks and requesting that students examine a boil to see if it could be extracted, requiring students to wax her pubic hair, using a student's trimmers and wax stick to trim and wax her pubic hair that were, upon information and belief, then used on customer haircuts

Well, I had an idea for a movie, but a quick google of "beauty salon class lesbians" shows me that someone's already gotten there. Damn you, internet.

Really? Because all I got was this thread. Yes, Google's already indexed it.


Leave off the quotes... I get "About 54,600,000 results (0.27 seconds)"...

/I'd be disappointed in any smaller number of results...
 
2012-08-17 04:23:57 PM
This is what these people do for a living.

What's the problem?

/ex was a aesthetician and also did waxes on whatever you would like. Mens "entrances" she charged a super premium for, but would do it.
 
2012-08-17 04:53:34 PM
OK, I'm ready for my trim. Which line is it anyway?
Oh great. The looooong one.
figures...
 
2012-08-17 05:05:40 PM

Cymbal: creamy yellow and a little bloody.


And raspberry sundaes were ruined forever.
hostedmedia.reimanpub.com
 
2012-08-17 05:30:52 PM
No graduation day for you.
 
2012-08-17 07:07:25 PM
The article never mentioned whether or not the lady had a tattoo on her butt-hole.
 
2012-08-18 12:45:57 PM
How the hell are the English supposed to understand her without subtitles???
 
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