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(TMZ)   Jessica Biel has started to look like Sylvester Stallone's wife. What has been seen cannot be unseen   (tmz.com) divider line 78
    More: Sick, Jessica Biel, Sylvester Stallone, Justin Timberlake  
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24553 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Aug 2012 at 11:30 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-17 09:11:53 AM
I would go with a mother/daughter look. But since Sly just lost his son I think TMZ is just being nice to the family.

I'd be honored to penis either one.


But I'd kill every Farker I know to bed Jessica.
 
2012-08-17 09:15:46 AM
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2012-08-17 09:22:00 AM
Sly's wife looks more like Dexter's sister.
 
2012-08-17 10:25:33 AM
Is it just me, or is her nose getting smaller and pointier?
 
2012-08-17 10:25:41 AM
They both have pretty amazing cheekbones or more likely implants, nothing is real anymore.
 
2012-08-17 11:08:53 AM
God damn that's sad. Jessica had such natural beauty, now she's looking like a plastic doll. Ohh well, as long as she doesn't plasticize DAT ASS then I won't complain too much.
 
2012-08-17 11:31:07 AM
Oh no, they both have long brown hair with fringe and high cheekbones! They MUST be the same person!

They're both very attractive, but they have obviously different face shapes.
 
2012-08-17 11:32:55 AM
So what's the problem,subby?
 
2012-08-17 11:34:16 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh no, they both have long brown hair with fringe and high cheekbones! They MUST be the same person!

They're both very attractive, but they have obviously different face shapes.


something like this.

omg, 2 women have bangs, they are identical!
 
2012-08-17 11:36:30 AM
Oh come on, that Biel photo is PS'd all to hell. TMZ is complete fail.
 
2012-08-17 11:36:41 AM

Apos: So what's the problem,subby?


Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-17 11:41:54 AM
Is there something actually wrong with either?

They both look pretty attractive.
 
2012-08-17 11:42:04 AM
With the mug that's Sly's sported his whole life, I was actually surprised how beautiful his family is. His wife and daughters are gorgeous. His mom doesn't look too bad for 90 either.
 
2012-08-17 11:43:29 AM

Bunz: Apos: So what's the problem,subby?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

[i.imgur.com image 634x764]


GAAH! Two days in a row??? GAHH!!!
 
2012-08-17 11:46:09 AM

Bunz: Apos: So what's the problem,subby?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

[i.imgur.com image 634x764]


Dear Lor... why the f...Gahhhhhhh!
 
2012-08-17 11:46:24 AM
It depends on where you're standing, doesn't it?

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-08-17 11:47:39 AM
Eh, they both have the same facial structure and shiatty haircut.

Whatever.
 
2012-08-17 11:49:38 AM
Why is this sick? Stallone's wife is hot
 
2012-08-17 11:55:55 AM
If the society's anonymous perverts would stop using the internet as a peeping tom ogling machine, they would not have to have images like this stuck in their heads. Of course, I feel this is ample punishment for your classless behavior which, if done in real life, would likely have you thrown in jail, or thrown out of the bar or club.
 
2012-08-17 11:57:33 AM
Looks like the same high cheek boned + small nosed girl I saw in Ulee's Gold + 15 years of aging.
 
2012-08-17 12:00:40 PM
Jessica is victim to a bad cut... It isn't flattering. She looks good with less blunt cuts... She looks pointy with blunt ones.
 
2012-08-17 12:00:45 PM

Bunz: Apos: So what's the problem,subby?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

[i.imgur.com image 634x764]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 
2012-08-17 12:04:50 PM
Oh Fark you subby. I don't want to unsee anything. They both look great.
 
2012-08-17 12:05:29 PM
Subby has the ghey.
 
2012-08-17 12:09:45 PM
Looks more like Beckinsdale
 
2012-08-17 12:10:20 PM
They NEED to just STOP the surgery. Let it go naturally before they end up looking like Frankensteins' pet ape.
 
2012-08-17 12:18:06 PM

Bunz: Apos: So what's the problem,subby?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

[i.imgur.com image 634x764]


I actually made this face:
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2012-08-17 12:29:25 PM
Wow, I think both ladies are absolutely beautiful.
 
2012-08-17 12:33:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: It depends on where you're standing, doesn't it?

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Oh yes DAT ASS~!

/I'm guessing Justin plays "dick in a box" with her every night
 
2012-08-17 12:43:12 PM
This is one girl who needs more meat on the bones!!!!
 
2012-08-17 12:45:46 PM
One looks a little plastic. The other looks significantly plastic. They don't really look alike except for the hair. However, Sly's wife looks like she has the same plastic surgeon as Lara Flynn Boyle because she looks like Lara Flynn Boyle did a few years back, before she was the present day totz plastic version.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-17 12:47:59 PM
as bad as Stallone's mom looks, keep in mind, she's 90 years old.
 
2012-08-17 12:58:14 PM
Biel is done. Fishy lippy.
Gag.
 
2012-08-17 01:05:32 PM

T.rex: as bad as Stallone's mom looks, keep in mind, she's 90 years old.


I've done worse looking 90-year-olds.
 
2012-08-17 01:14:25 PM
Obviously subby doesn't think these women are attractive because subby prefers getting penised in the A.
 
2012-08-17 01:22:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: It depends on where you're standing, doesn't it?

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Cuz she has a GREAT ASS!!


/she has a face?
 
2012-08-17 01:24:35 PM
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2012-08-17 01:27:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh no, they both have long brown hair with fringe and high cheekbones! They MUST be the same person!

They're both very attractive, but they have obviously different face shapes.


This. The author is obviously a fark member, spends a lot of time in mugshot threads matching up a mugshot of someone like Nick Nolte with someone like Catherine zeta Jones or Danny DeVitto

"They both have two eyes and a nose, holy shiat! They could be twins."

I think these people are so hideously disfigured or ugly that normal people all look the same to them.
 
2012-08-17 01:27:47 PM
His wife is hot for her age, how is this a bad thing?
 
2012-08-17 01:37:50 PM

Bunz: Apos: So what's the problem,subby?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the "sick" part of this story.

Now, if you had said Sly's mother then that's a completely different story ....

[i.imgur.com image 634x764]


files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2012-08-17 01:44:18 PM
What a travesty. This surely knocks Jessica Biel from #7 down to #8 in my "personal top ten" spank bank.
 
2012-08-17 01:52:24 PM
Never got the appeal of women who look like they could bench press a bus.
 
2012-08-17 01:57:36 PM
biatch, please
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2012-08-17 02:05:46 PM

MrEricSir: Never got the appeal of women who look like they could bench press a bus.


Either you're incredibly weak, or you think a bus is the same thing as one of those little plastic fisher-price flintstone cars, because neither one of those women look like they're buff. Fit, sure, but rocking pythons? Whatever you say, girly man.
 
2012-08-17 02:08:57 PM

mooseyfate: because neither one of those women look like they're buff


Clearly, you need to spend more time looking at female celebrities.
 
2012-08-17 02:09:26 PM
Day ass!
 
2012-08-17 02:14:56 PM

MrEricSir: mooseyfate: because neither one of those women look like they're buff

Clearly, you need to spend more time looking at female celebrities.


Look, they're buff but they aren't exactly bodybuilders either.
i.dailymail.co.uk
Yeah, she's buff, but she's not going to be lifting any busses any time soon.

www.ironmagazine.com

Now she looks like she may go all hulk on you and throw a bus if you don't get her off.
 
2012-08-17 02:41:55 PM
Seeing as Jessica Biel has the greatest body in Hollywood, I'd gladly take her with her face in whatever condition.

/paper bags.
 
2012-08-17 03:01:39 PM
Would do both at the same time.

forum.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2012-08-17 03:06:55 PM
You could facet a diamond with those cheekbones.
 
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