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(NBC News)   Guilty of one count of "hooliganism" and one count of "accessory to hooliganism"   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 113
    More: Asinine, Judiciary of Russia, President Vladimir Putin, Orthodox Christians, Russian Orthodox Church, Kremlins, United Russia, religious hatred, Russians  
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2012-08-17 08:12:29 AM  
i179.photobucket.com

Careful... they may become ruffians!
 
2012-08-17 08:15:59 AM  
Just how does one accessorize hooliganism?

/bandanas and Doc Martens?
 
2012-08-17 08:16:46 AM  
Worst group "before & after" picture ever:

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-08-17 09:09:50 AM  
Are they 12?
 
2012-08-17 09:46:36 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [i179.photobucket.com image 264x333]

Careful... they may become ruffians!


Check.

/I had to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight
 
2012-08-17 09:51:17 AM  

Ennuipoet: FirstNationalBastard: [i179.photobucket.com image 264x333]

Careful... they may become ruffians!

Check.

/I had to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight


Ennuipoet: FirstNationalBastard: [i179.photobucket.com image 264x333]

Careful... they may become ruffians!

Check.

/I had to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight


No one knows what it's liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, to be a dustbin... in Shaftesbury... with hooligaaaaaaaaaans.
 
2012-08-17 10:00:48 AM  
Hoohooliganism!

/seriously that was a pathetic and shameful sham trial
 
2012-08-17 10:10:38 AM  
can we all at least celebrate the fact that putin didn't just take them behind the church and unceremoniously murder them with his icy gaze?
 
2012-08-17 10:18:32 AM  
I'm guessing the judge will give them the 3 years, but Putin will suspend or grant clemency to show the world what a great guy he is.
 
2012-08-17 10:24:19 AM  
Come on, they're scallywags at worst.
 
2012-08-17 10:25:04 AM  
static.dangerousminds.net
 
2012-08-17 10:25:05 AM  

oldernell: I'm guessing the judge will give them the 3 years, but Putin will suspend or grant clemency to show the world what a great guy he is.


I heard on NPR he was already saying they should not have harsh punishments, so you are prob right.
 
2012-08-17 10:25:44 AM  
**Shakes fist at Ennuipoet and FirstNationalBastard
 
2012-08-17 10:25:52 AM  
Not available for comment.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 10:26:25 AM  
So many pun-tastic possibilities for this headline and this was the one that got greenlighted?
 
2012-08-17 10:27:48 AM  

greenbowlpacker: [static.dangerousminds.net image 465x309]


img211.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-17 10:27:59 AM  
Maybe they'll come out with a classic double album after they get out of prison, 2Pac stylee.
 
2012-08-17 10:30:55 AM  

oldernell: I'm guessing the judge will give them the 3 years, but Putin will suspend or grant clemency to show the world what a great guy he is.


ah yes, the tzar vs. dostoevsky approach.

that's always a well respected contrivance.
 
2012-08-17 10:31:48 AM  
Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?

Cuz I'm not.
 
2012-08-17 10:32:29 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

That was some right good hooliganry!
 
2012-08-17 10:32:39 AM  
Never heard the word "pussy" used so much on NPR this morning. It was refreshing.
 
2012-08-17 10:33:38 AM  
That's all you got, subby? For once, I can honestly say I had a better headline.

/Pussy Riot snatched away to jail for two years
 
2012-08-17 10:33:59 AM  
At least it wasn't burglearsonlarceny.

pretprieel.nl

/Not Innoguiltycent
 
2012-08-17 10:34:40 AM  
want

assets.rollingstone.com
assets.rollingstone.com


good work there lou
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 10:35:09 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?


? aren't they all from moscow?
 
2012-08-17 10:35:51 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Hoola-what?
Pale mother frackers.
 
2012-08-17 10:38:06 AM  
But Putin is soooooooo COOOL! I wish we had a president just like him!!!!
 
2012-08-17 10:39:32 AM  
dude, russia, quit.

in related news, PMS will now be referred to as "pussy riot" in my house.
 
2012-08-17 10:40:18 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?

Cuz I'm not.


wat.
 
2012-08-17 10:41:17 AM  

Biness: dude, russia, quit.

in related news, PMS will now be referred to as "pussy riot" in my house.


you're either a brave man or your house does not actually contain any menstruating women.
 
2012-08-17 10:42:00 AM  
Clearly around 1000 AD someone took the Orthodox version of the New Testament and removed all the references to forgiveness, not passing judgment, and such. It would explain much of the rest of Russian history. Christians by definition cannot support this verdict.

Also, if you forgot that the Patriarch of Moscow was hand picked by Soviet rulers since Stalin and in their back pocket, here is your reminder. Yes I said Soviet, not Russian. Let's stop pretending unless you want to add 'Czar' to the front of Putin's name.
 
2012-08-17 10:42:47 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?

Cuz I'm not.


Just kidding around, outright trolling, or retarded?
 
2012-08-17 10:43:23 AM  
Any word on the charges of shenanigans and tomfoolery?
 
2012-08-17 10:43:33 AM  
pussy riot... hmm... being arrested... hmm... being controlled... pussy control...

we need prince to save them! he has the power!
 
2012-08-17 10:43:41 AM  

thomps: Biness: dude, russia, quit.

in related news, PMS will now be referred to as "pussy riot" in my house.

you're either a brave man or your house does not actually contain any menstruating women.


it does. this week. this policy is effective next week. might be suspended in 3 weeks.

kinda need a panic room.
 
2012-08-17 10:45:13 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?

Cuz I'm not.


It's their country, idiot.
 
2012-08-17 10:45:13 AM  

Biness: thomps: Biness: dude, russia, quit.

in related news, PMS will now be referred to as "pussy riot" in my house.

you're either a brave man or your house does not actually contain any menstruating women.

it does. this week. this policy is effective next week. might be suspended in 3 weeks.

kinda need a panic room.


my work tends to get very busy and require late nights once a month... it's safer for everyone.
 
mhd
2012-08-17 10:45:56 AM  
Apparently the verdict is two years gulag.
 
2012-08-17 10:46:13 AM  

hdhale: Clearly around 1000 AD someone took the Orthodox version of the New Testament and removed all the references to forgiveness, not passing judgment, and such. It would explain much of the rest of Russian history. Christians by definition cannot support this verdict.

Also, if you forgot that the Patriarch of Moscow was hand picked by Soviet rulers since Stalin and in their back pocket, here is your reminder. Yes I said Soviet, not Russian. Let's stop pretending unless you want to add 'Czar' to the front of Putin's name.


Why so serious? This is about a Pussy Riot and you want to give a history lesson. Were there pussy riots in 1000 AD? I think not. Or perhaps news of their occurance have been suppressed?
 
2012-08-17 10:48:26 AM  

Hill_Lord: Any word on the charges of shenanigans and tomfoolery?


Just a single count of attempted buffoonery.
 
2012-08-17 10:49:32 AM  
Religion of peace...

/Russia doesn't have probation for minor crap like this, eh?
 
2012-08-17 10:52:51 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, am I supposed to feel sorry for a group of people who went to a foreign country, one that is intolerant of dissent, and staged a public protest...and then got arrested for it?

Cuz I'm not.


wut?
 
2012-08-17 10:54:14 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: Were there pussy riots in 1000 AD? I think not. Or perhaps news of their occurance have been suppressed?


What a pussy riot in 1000AD might look like (well, as interpreted by Victorian-era painters):
upload.wikimedia.org

What they probably actually look liked (NSFW?)
 
2012-08-17 10:57:37 AM  
This is so totally full of win.

Link


/Don't really get the music fade in and outs though. No real recording studios or Pro Tools in Moscow?
 
2012-08-17 10:57:45 AM  
It's funny, because hooliganism is the same charge that the old soviet regime in then Czechoslovakia would level against dissidents.
 
2012-08-17 10:57:47 AM  
Nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks.
 
2012-08-17 11:01:44 AM  
So....Russia won't be hosting the World Cup anytime soon.?
 
2012-08-17 11:02:35 AM  

ROBO-Jesus: Old_Chief_Scott: Were there pussy riots in 1000 AD? I think not. Or perhaps news of their occurance have been suppressed?

What a pussy riot in 1000AD might look like (well, as interpreted by Victorian-era painters):
[upload.wikimedia.org image 511x225]

What they probably actually look liked (NSFW?)


I'm no expert, but that looks more like a Classical Period Pussy Riot to me.
 
2012-08-17 11:03:32 AM  
Garry Kasparov, of I-can-whip-your-ass-at-chess-hungover fame, got arrested just for showing up at the courthouse.
 
2012-08-17 11:04:14 AM  
www.unwinnable.com
 
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