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2012-08-17 09:49:32 AM
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Lugash: You girls were all great. Cats back for everyone.
Gymnast: I had a dog.
Lugash: Is cat now!
 
2012-08-17 09:57:45 AM
www.shrani.si
 
TWX
2012-08-17 09:59:46 AM
My wife learned this trick...

/dnrtfa
 
2012-08-17 10:03:49 AM
i2.squidoocdn.com

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-17 10:04:16 AM
they kitty next door?
 
2012-08-17 10:09:09 AM
goodarcadegames.com
 
2012-08-17 10:11:08 AM
Well they couldn't give them dogs they would eat them like Fartbongo.
 
2012-08-17 10:12:49 AM
Do you actually believe this was anything but code between a proven terrorist and his accomplice lawyer? W the people were obviously not supposed to read it, and the message "Khan has a cat" is clearly an allusion to an escape plan. Think: what is more stealthy than the feline? Case in point, my cat tries to run out my front door whenever I accidentally forget to put him in his cAge. Just like a terrorist. Need I say more?
 
2012-08-17 10:15:39 AM

omgrtfa: Well they couldn't give them dogs they would eat them like Fartbongo.


You mean devout Muslims who consider dogs as unclean as pigs?
 
2012-08-17 10:19:06 AM

Magorn: omgrtfa: Well they couldn't give them dogs they would eat them like Fartbongo.

You mean devout Muslims who consider dogs as unclean as pigs?


No no no, that's not what he meant at all.
 
2012-08-17 10:20:17 AM
Lebron James is a very bad man

Well, that cinches it - this man is obviously a trustworthy source of prison intel.
 
2012-08-17 10:21:36 AM

Magorn: omgrtfa: Well they couldn't give them dogs they would eat them like Fartbongo.

You mean devout Muslims who consider dogs as unclean as pigs?


Eh, if the Protocols of the Elders of Zion can propagate the blood libel, why not a dog libel of Muslims?


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</three days only>
 
2012-08-17 10:30:14 AM
Wow! One stupid little comment got way too much attention. Check your sarcasm meters.
 
2012-08-17 10:31:18 AM
Terrorists love cats, but hate LeBron. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
 
2012-08-17 10:37:59 AM
I guess they are healthier than a dirty sock and they are easier to get than a tissue.
 
2012-08-17 10:39:07 AM

omgrtfa: Wow! One stupid little comment got way too much attention.


This Is Unique In The Experience Of Fark.com! :o

And my sarcasm meter has been non-functional because of a blown fuse since the cat-lipstick thread several years ago.
 
2012-08-17 10:41:11 AM
i252.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 10:44:47 AM
Considering how nice and cosy every goddamn photo looks from Gitmo, I'm surprised they didn't give them pigs.

/That was against their religion, no?
 
2012-08-17 10:49:53 AM
That's a lot of work for so little pussy.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-08-17 10:50:53 AM
I think there was a problem in translation. That's not the kind of pussy prisoners usually want.
 
2012-08-17 10:52:37 AM
I can haz fatwa?
 
2012-08-17 10:56:19 AM
Umm, that's not the kind of kitty they need.
 
2012-08-17 10:58:12 AM
Masturbation detectors?

"This kitten is dead Jim."
"KHAAAN!!!"
 
2012-08-17 11:05:59 AM
So some innocent kitty has to spend the rest of it's life locked in some prison without ever seeing a lawyer or being charged with a crime?
Just to keep some terrorist happy?

Fark you Fartbonga-bonga.
 
2012-08-17 11:33:29 AM

MythDragon: So some innocent kitty has to spend the rest of it's life locked in some prison without ever seeing a lawyer or being charged with a crime?
Just to keep some terrorist happy?

Fark you Fartbonga-bonga.


Wasn't Guantanamo supposed to be closed, like 3 years ago?

/ *poke the bear*

// I keed, I keed
 
2012-08-17 11:37:19 AM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-08-17 11:44:21 AM
Well, that certainly makes up for all the abuses of civil rights and indefinite detention without being charged with a crime and given a trial. I feel much better now.
 
2012-08-17 11:45:11 AM
Did that article read like a teenager with ADHD hopped up on sugar to anybody else?
 
2012-08-17 11:56:21 AM

mysticcat: [www.shrani.si image 440x329]


....and you can use it nine times!
 
2012-08-17 12:09:50 PM

Petey4335: [i252.photobucket.com image 325x307]


damn, you beat me to it
 
2012-08-17 12:12:52 PM
Also insidious. If the prisoners bond emotionally with his pet, then confiscating it will be a very painful punishment. They ought to refuse.
 
2012-08-17 12:41:36 PM
Glad to know we've been holding these guys with minimal (at best) access to counsel and trials for so long that they now have pets. Next they'll be remodeling and getting new furniture.

The government should have shiat or gotten off the pot 10 years ago and charged these guys or let them go.
 
2012-08-17 12:52:52 PM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-17 01:02:28 PM
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Cat Poke, poke cats in the butt
 
2012-08-17 01:44:48 PM
Obviously they gave them the cats so the cats can kill them while they slept.

www.heyquiz.com
 
2012-08-17 02:24:00 PM
Does it come with their bundle?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-17 03:25:39 PM

JonnyBGoode: Does it come with their bundle?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


God, that commercial creeps me out.

/Probably because I'm in the middle of buying a house..
 
2012-08-17 03:56:54 PM
don't they kill enough kittens there?
 
2012-08-17 07:49:02 PM
Silly Farkers, Gitmo has been closed for 3 years now!!! Remember? Your hero Obama promised he'd close it down within 1 year. Don't tell me he lied!!
 
2012-08-18 02:19:57 PM

crispyone: Silly Farkers, Gitmo has been closed for 3 years now!!! Remember? Your hero Obama promised he'd close it down within 1 year. Don't tell me he lied!!


You are a very tiresome individual.
 
2012-08-18 03:09:14 PM

crispyone: Silly Farkers, Gitmo has been closed for 3 years now!!! Remember? Your hero Obama promised he'd close it down within 1 year. Don't tell me he lied!!


Wow, I hate to say it, but you are an idiot.
 
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