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(Denver Channel)   Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet   (thedenverchannel.com ) divider line 82
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2012-08-17 12:31:49 AM  
FTA...Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


Other than outright killing the bride, some or all of her family or friends, I can't imagine it would have been a whole lot worse had she not invitied him, but I can understand why she invited him.
 
2012-08-17 12:44:56 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.

Other than outright killing the bride, some or all of her family or friends, I can't imagine it would have been a whole lot worse had she not invitied him, but I can understand why she invited him.


Yeah, I was thinking the same. Though I'll bet he doesn't get anymore event invitations.
 
2012-08-17 12:55:34 AM  
FTFHeadline: Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet

1,2,3 Dale!

bpmmag.co.za
 
2012-08-17 12:55:38 AM  
Why'd he punch the pit bull?
 
2012-08-17 12:56:34 AM  
I'm generally the type of person that he should give a lot more people psychiatric treatment rather then send them to jail. In this case the man need to be locked up forever or killed. He's more of a animal then human.
 
2012-08-17 12:56:53 AM  
That'll learn her.
 
2012-08-17 12:57:43 AM  
Pit bull mix at a wedding? Ugh... everyone knows it's little mints or those inedible Jordan almonds.
 
2012-08-17 12:58:16 AM  
Just be glad it wasn't her kid's bris.

I don't think they're Jewish
 
2012-08-17 12:58:23 AM  
Hopefully he won't be unnecessarily inconvenienced when purchasing his next firearms.
 
2012-08-17 01:00:51 AM  
Mexicans are naming their kids Brittany? Come on. You're better than that.
 
2012-08-17 01:01:08 AM  
Couldn't he just have gone to the wedding ceremony about the time she was about to say "I Do" and get her to run away with him, ditching the douchebag offering money and security at the altar.

Instead he has to to make unrequited stalker love all creepy.
 
2012-08-17 01:03:28 AM  
Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decide!
 
2012-08-17 01:06:09 AM  
If there be anyone present who may show just and lawful cause why there's a vicious dog at the reception, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
 
2012-08-17 01:07:15 AM  
img24.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-17 01:09:45 AM  

Chariset: Pit bull mix at a wedding? Ugh... everyone knows it's little mints or those inedible Jordan almonds.


heh
 
2012-08-17 01:10:15 AM  
This feels like one of those things that would happen at the climax of a Seinfeld episode.
 
2012-08-17 01:10:23 AM  
Somebody get him an iPad so he can communicate.
 
2012-08-17 01:10:44 AM  
Dumbass Hispanics. The brown plague spreads.
 
2012-08-17 01:11:19 AM  
22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man


How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.
 
2012-08-17 01:13:20 AM  
I guess she shouldn't have worn white.
 
2012-08-17 01:14:25 AM  
Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face
 
2012-08-17 01:18:30 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face


The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.
 
2012-08-17 01:20:35 AM  

Chinchillazilla: 22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man

How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.


he's a neighbor-molester?!

Ooh, lock him up and throw away the jail!!!
 
2012-08-17 01:21:24 AM  
The saddest part of this story is someone left the cake out in the rain.
 
2012-08-17 01:22:40 AM  
conflation trollssmmby anti bad press ny
 
2012-08-17 01:23:52 AM  

fusillade762: Though I'll bet he doesn't get anymore event invitations.


QFT
 
2012-08-17 01:24:49 AM  
Release the Wedding Kracken!
 
2012-08-17 01:25:56 AM  
I bet it was a white pitbull too. What was he thinking, upstaging the bride like that?
 
2012-08-17 01:26:44 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face


www.ywgrossman.com

That help?
 
2012-08-17 01:29:36 AM  
Florida -- hello, you gonna let Colorado do this. I expect better of you, and by better I mean worse. You didn't get your own tag by letting other states upstage you. Colorado has pit bull mixes, well you have sharks, gators and snakes. Pick one and let's maul some unsuspecting bride. Earn your tag damn it and show those punks in CO how it's done.
 
2012-08-17 01:31:13 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


The AKC does not recognize 'Pit Bulls". Link

However, the UKC does.

Link

The UKC dogs are uniformly beautiful & loving.
 
2012-08-17 01:32:10 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

[www.ywgrossman.com image 450x700]

That help?


Holy crap!! I got a pit bull???

Was wondering why she was always tearing up balls of string. Huh...
 
2012-08-17 01:32:48 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


If you could link the AKC page that details the makeup of pit bulls, I'd greatly appreciate it.

All I can find is the American Staffordshire Terrier which is generally accepted as a pit bull.

/I didn't buy a "pit," rather I adopted a "large breed mix" from a shelter whose DNA had some Am. Staff. Terrier...
 
2012-08-17 01:34:58 AM  
biatch probably deserved it.

fark her... and her face.
 
2012-08-17 01:35:50 AM  

Chinchillazilla: 22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man

How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.


What parent wouldnt encourage their eleven year old daughter to hang out with some twenty year old dude who also happens to be a mental patient?
 
2012-08-17 01:37:56 AM  

mc_madness: biatch probably deserved it.

fark her... and her face.


"Oh man! attacked by a pitbull?!?! That sucks! How did it get in her kitchen?"

Just sayin'... woulda been safe.
 
2012-08-17 01:44:29 AM  
Fark party?
 
2012-08-17 01:46:03 AM  

foo monkey: Why'd he punch the pit bull?


Beat me to it, you did.
 
2012-08-17 01:46:21 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Fark party?


They throw bouquets at Fark parties? O_O
 
2012-08-17 01:48:57 AM  
i knew the bride when she used to rock n roll
 
2012-08-17 01:50:06 AM  
And this is why I cry at weddings.
 
2012-08-17 01:54:09 AM  
Damn, that was close Ese, almost ruined her back tattoo.
 
2012-08-17 01:54:16 AM  

cowgirl toffee: And this is why I cry at weddings.


From laughter?
 
2012-08-17 01:54:56 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: cowgirl toffee: And this is why I cry at weddings.

From laughter?


Yeah... pretty much. :P
 
2012-08-17 01:58:54 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: I guess she shouldn't have worn white.


Or a dress that screams "look at me! look at me!".

You see, this is what happens when you dress like a whore. 
:P
 
2012-08-17 02:08:20 AM  
Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.
 
2012-08-17 02:09:12 AM  

doglover: Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


nerdapproved.com
 
2012-08-17 02:19:45 AM  
This whole thing could've been avoided if somebody had brought heavy caliber sidearms to the wedding...

/Being sarcastic. Can you tell?
 
2012-08-17 02:26:24 AM  
Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.
 
2012-08-17 02:27:49 AM  
You can tell he's not a "Total". He's still using brass knuckles.

/drew wants us to use gold, or at least silver
 
2012-08-17 02:32:11 AM  

duenor: 2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.


3. So would the innocent bystanders.
 
2012-08-17 02:34:44 AM  
My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome
 
2012-08-17 02:49:44 AM  
Bridezilla clearly deserved it.
 
2012-08-17 03:01:59 AM  

duenor: (my anatomy may be off)


Apparently so is your brain.

unprovoked and on cue are mutually exclusive.

Always blame the trainer. If a dog attacks people unprovoked, you're right, we've got a problem. If a dog attacks people on command we've got a good puppy who can likely be put to use in a junk yard or something.
 
2012-08-17 03:03:43 AM  

lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome


i51.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-17 03:15:55 AM  

doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

[i51.tinypic.com image 500x282]


That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.
 
2012-08-17 03:36:36 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

[i51.tinypic.com image 500x282]

That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.


It's both. It's Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Studio Gainax watched a bunch of american cartoons and thought. "How can we make this really farking mess up?"
 
2012-08-17 03:38:02 AM  
Typical of a woman, bringing a bouquet to a dog fight.
 
2012-08-17 04:06:50 AM  

thatboyoverthere: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

[i51.tinypic.com image 500x282]

That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.

It's both. It's Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Studio Gainax watched a bunch of american cartoons and thought. "How can we make this really farking mess up?"


More like neither.

It's anadult cartoon made awful as possible by good cartoonists. They draw well normally. This was a lark.
 
2012-08-17 04:31:07 AM  

danielscissorhands: Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decided!


/FTFY
 
2012-08-17 04:47:58 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


No it isn't. An American Staffordshire Terrier is AKC registered, American Pit Bull Terriers are not hence the reason most of them is the U.S. are mixes.
 
2012-08-17 05:16:11 AM  

Krieghund: Just be glad it wasn't her kid's bris.

I don't think they're Jewish


iat didn't start as a Bris.
 
2012-08-17 05:48:00 AM  
Police said Nevarez is wanted on an arrest warrant for felony assault with a deadly weapon in the attack. Police said Nevarez may have fled to Mexico, where his mother lives.

What do you mean "fled?" Why wasn't there a pile of groomsmen, ushers and guests on top of this guy beating the hell out of him, with about twenty simultaneous 911 calls?
 
2012-08-17 06:21:41 AM  

doglover: Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


Univited guests can be a real pain at weddings.
 
2012-08-17 06:23:29 AM  
So, it's acceptable practice to use one-sentence paragraphs now?
 
2012-08-17 06:25:39 AM  
"Pit bull Mix"

I prefer trail mix... or maybe chex mix.
 
2012-08-17 06:29:15 AM  
This is the type of man I could use in my own private army.
 
2012-08-17 07:09:30 AM  
This sort of thing really highlights how limited Alanis's imagination really was. Rain? Really? That's all you could come up with?
 
2012-08-17 07:11:16 AM  
In some cultures that how they say "Congratulations!"
 
2012-08-17 07:14:43 AM  
something bloody, something chewed, something blacked, and something blued.
 
2012-08-17 07:51:50 AM  

BigJake: Mexicans are naming their kids Brittany? Come on. You're better than that.


I haven't seen a picture or video about this story but I was imagining Brittany to be a fat white woman.
 
2012-08-17 08:53:42 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: duenor: 2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.

3. So would the innocent bystanders.


Why would there be innocent bystanders? Get a gun, get practice and/or training, know your target and what's behind it. For the dog, point blank would be easy. If you can kick a dog, you can put the muzzle right up to the upper chest and pull the trigger. A good hollow point won't even come close to exiting the chest cavity.

As for the nutjob, center of mass. A single shot is enough to stop the threat. Wait for him to stand still and laugh in between punches.
 
2012-08-17 09:17:10 AM  
Pit bulls weigh no more than 70 pounds. You pick them up by the throat and then pin them on their back (this will work with any dog), holding their throat. You don't even have to choke. Just a little pressure will do it. Guess what they do? Nothing. They give up. They give up because they lost the fight. Here's a word to the wise - Don't get into a fight with an animal that's already in fight mode. End the fight. F'ing morons.
 
2012-08-17 09:38:41 AM  
"How could you do this to me?"

I've asked this over and over and over again. They're mental. I know, they're a childhood friend, even those can be mental as well. It sucks. Will be a year this weekend and I still ask that question, almost every farking day.

There is no answer. Besides the fact that they're mental unstable assholes.
 
2012-08-17 11:09:26 AM  

Coelacanth: This whole thing could've been avoided if somebody had brought heavy caliber sidearms to the wedding...

/Being sarcastic. Can you tell?


How? On Fark, at least 6 people seriously say this every thread. Exhibit A:

duenor: Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.


It probably would have been better all around if the shot had missed by a few inches and killed the bride instead, anyway. He would have been spared years of misery!
 
2012-08-17 11:24:09 AM  
Did you notice a comment towards the end.. I get the impression that by "spending time" with him she was actually taking advantage of an emotionally damaged/confused person.. probably slept with him a few times and in his mind he didn't know how to handle that she was just using him and marrying someone else. My 2-cents. Still bro.. brass knuckles and attack dogs aren't how you deal with romantic issues.
 
2012-08-17 12:34:24 PM  
What I want to know is how the hell he got away? It didn't say he got a gun. How come the cops didn't find the dude bludgeoned to the death on the front lawn along with the dog.

/Girl invited a whole buncha wussies to her wedding. You'd figure at least one drunk would have wanted to fight the psycho.
 
2012-08-17 12:47:59 PM  
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel out-of-county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2012-08-17 12:55:10 PM  

Biner: danielscissorhands: Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decided!

/FTFY


...also an acronym for "fixes that for you."
 
2012-08-17 03:59:35 PM  

duenor: Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.



[watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here.jpg]
 
2012-08-17 04:20:40 PM  
"

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel out-of-county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.




What are the chances that I do not fit any of those categories? It must be a million to one. I am a responsible woman who worked as a licensed veterinary nurse where I rescued a dying 6 week old puppy.
 
2012-08-18 05:56:46 PM  
And we have several electric guitars in the living room. Where else would they be?

American Eskimo and a sweet Pomeranian girl (who guards me with her life):

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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