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(Denver Channel)   Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 82
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2012-08-17 02:32:11 AM

duenor: 2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.


3. So would the innocent bystanders.
 
2012-08-17 02:34:44 AM
My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome
 
2012-08-17 02:49:44 AM
Bridezilla clearly deserved it.
 
2012-08-17 03:01:59 AM

duenor: (my anatomy may be off)


Apparently so is your brain.

unprovoked and on cue are mutually exclusive.

Always blame the trainer. If a dog attacks people unprovoked, you're right, we've got a problem. If a dog attacks people on command we've got a good puppy who can likely be put to use in a junk yard or something.
 
2012-08-17 03:03:43 AM

lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome


i51.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-17 03:15:55 AM

doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

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That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.
 
2012-08-17 03:36:36 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

[i51.tinypic.com image 500x282]

That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.


It's both. It's Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Studio Gainax watched a bunch of american cartoons and thought. "How can we make this really farking mess up?"
 
2012-08-17 03:38:02 AM
Typical of a woman, bringing a bouquet to a dog fight.
 
2012-08-17 04:06:50 AM

thatboyoverthere: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: lelio: My pit bull mix contains Skrillex doing covers of Bach and Leonard Cohen just saying LERRRROYYY JENKINS over and over. Its pretty awesome

[i51.tinypic.com image 500x282]

That's either a really bizarre kids' cartoon, or a really good hentai.

It's both. It's Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Studio Gainax watched a bunch of american cartoons and thought. "How can we make this really farking mess up?"


More like neither.

It's anadult cartoon made awful as possible by good cartoonists. They draw well normally. This was a lark.
 
2012-08-17 04:31:07 AM

danielscissorhands: Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decided!


/FTFY
 
2012-08-17 04:47:58 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


No it isn't. An American Staffordshire Terrier is AKC registered, American Pit Bull Terriers are not hence the reason most of them is the U.S. are mixes.
 
2012-08-17 05:16:11 AM

Krieghund: Just be glad it wasn't her kid's bris.

I don't think they're Jewish


iat didn't start as a Bris.
 
2012-08-17 05:48:00 AM
Police said Nevarez is wanted on an arrest warrant for felony assault with a deadly weapon in the attack. Police said Nevarez may have fled to Mexico, where his mother lives.

What do you mean "fled?" Why wasn't there a pile of groomsmen, ushers and guests on top of this guy beating the hell out of him, with about twenty simultaneous 911 calls?
 
2012-08-17 06:21:41 AM

doglover: Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


Univited guests can be a real pain at weddings.
 
2012-08-17 06:23:29 AM
So, it's acceptable practice to use one-sentence paragraphs now?
 
2012-08-17 06:25:39 AM
"Pit bull Mix"

I prefer trail mix... or maybe chex mix.
 
2012-08-17 06:29:15 AM
This is the type of man I could use in my own private army.
 
2012-08-17 07:09:30 AM
This sort of thing really highlights how limited Alanis's imagination really was. Rain? Really? That's all you could come up with?
 
2012-08-17 07:11:16 AM
In some cultures that how they say "Congratulations!"
 
2012-08-17 07:14:43 AM
something bloody, something chewed, something blacked, and something blued.
 
2012-08-17 07:51:50 AM

BigJake: Mexicans are naming their kids Brittany? Come on. You're better than that.


I haven't seen a picture or video about this story but I was imagining Brittany to be a fat white woman.
 
2012-08-17 08:53:42 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: duenor: 2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.

3. So would the innocent bystanders.


Why would there be innocent bystanders? Get a gun, get practice and/or training, know your target and what's behind it. For the dog, point blank would be easy. If you can kick a dog, you can put the muzzle right up to the upper chest and pull the trigger. A good hollow point won't even come close to exiting the chest cavity.

As for the nutjob, center of mass. A single shot is enough to stop the threat. Wait for him to stand still and laugh in between punches.
 
2012-08-17 09:17:10 AM
Pit bulls weigh no more than 70 pounds. You pick them up by the throat and then pin them on their back (this will work with any dog), holding their throat. You don't even have to choke. Just a little pressure will do it. Guess what they do? Nothing. They give up. They give up because they lost the fight. Here's a word to the wise - Don't get into a fight with an animal that's already in fight mode. End the fight. F'ing morons.
 
2012-08-17 09:38:41 AM
"How could you do this to me?"

I've asked this over and over and over again. They're mental. I know, they're a childhood friend, even those can be mental as well. It sucks. Will be a year this weekend and I still ask that question, almost every farking day.

There is no answer. Besides the fact that they're mental unstable assholes.
 
2012-08-17 11:09:26 AM

Coelacanth: This whole thing could've been avoided if somebody had brought heavy caliber sidearms to the wedding...

/Being sarcastic. Can you tell?


How? On Fark, at least 6 people seriously say this every thread. Exhibit A:

duenor: Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.


It probably would have been better all around if the shot had missed by a few inches and killed the bride instead, anyway. He would have been spared years of misery!
 
2012-08-17 11:24:09 AM
Did you notice a comment towards the end.. I get the impression that by "spending time" with him she was actually taking advantage of an emotionally damaged/confused person.. probably slept with him a few times and in his mind he didn't know how to handle that she was just using him and marrying someone else. My 2-cents. Still bro.. brass knuckles and attack dogs aren't how you deal with romantic issues.
 
2012-08-17 12:34:24 PM
What I want to know is how the hell he got away? It didn't say he got a gun. How come the cops didn't find the dude bludgeoned to the death on the front lawn along with the dog.

/Girl invited a whole buncha wussies to her wedding. You'd figure at least one drunk would have wanted to fight the psycho.
 
2012-08-17 12:47:59 PM
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel out-of-county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2012-08-17 12:55:10 PM

Biner: danielscissorhands: Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decided!

/FTFY


...also an acronym for "fixes that for you."
 
2012-08-17 03:59:35 PM

duenor: Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.



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2012-08-17 04:20:40 PM
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letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel out-of-county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.




What are the chances that I do not fit any of those categories? It must be a million to one. I am a responsible woman who worked as a licensed veterinary nurse where I rescued a dying 6 week old puppy.
 
2012-08-18 05:56:46 PM
And we have several electric guitars in the living room. Where else would they be?

American Eskimo and a sweet Pomeranian girl (who guards me with her life):

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