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(Denver Channel)   Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 82
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2012-08-17 12:31:49 AM  
FTA...Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


Other than outright killing the bride, some or all of her family or friends, I can't imagine it would have been a whole lot worse had she not invitied him, but I can understand why she invited him.
 
2012-08-17 12:44:56 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.

Other than outright killing the bride, some or all of her family or friends, I can't imagine it would have been a whole lot worse had she not invitied him, but I can understand why she invited him.


Yeah, I was thinking the same. Though I'll bet he doesn't get anymore event invitations.
 
2012-08-17 12:55:34 AM  
FTFHeadline: Mental case unleashes pit bull mix at bride during her wedding reception. And punched her in the head with brass knuckles. No word on who caught the bouquet

1,2,3 Dale!

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2012-08-17 12:55:38 AM  
Why'd he punch the pit bull?
 
2012-08-17 12:56:34 AM  
I'm generally the type of person that he should give a lot more people psychiatric treatment rather then send them to jail. In this case the man need to be locked up forever or killed. He's more of a animal then human.
 
2012-08-17 12:56:53 AM  
That'll learn her.
 
2012-08-17 12:57:43 AM  
Pit bull mix at a wedding? Ugh... everyone knows it's little mints or those inedible Jordan almonds.
 
2012-08-17 12:58:16 AM  
Just be glad it wasn't her kid's bris.

I don't think they're Jewish
 
2012-08-17 12:58:23 AM  
Hopefully he won't be unnecessarily inconvenienced when purchasing his next firearms.
 
2012-08-17 01:00:51 AM  
Mexicans are naming their kids Brittany? Come on. You're better than that.
 
2012-08-17 01:01:08 AM  
Couldn't he just have gone to the wedding ceremony about the time she was about to say "I Do" and get her to run away with him, ditching the douchebag offering money and security at the altar.

Instead he has to to make unrequited stalker love all creepy.
 
2012-08-17 01:03:28 AM  
Pick your tense subby. Is it past or present?

Only you can decide!
 
2012-08-17 01:06:09 AM  
If there be anyone present who may show just and lawful cause why there's a vicious dog at the reception, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
 
2012-08-17 01:07:15 AM  
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2012-08-17 01:09:45 AM  

Chariset: Pit bull mix at a wedding? Ugh... everyone knows it's little mints or those inedible Jordan almonds.


heh
 
2012-08-17 01:10:15 AM  
This feels like one of those things that would happen at the climax of a Seinfeld episode.
 
2012-08-17 01:10:23 AM  
Somebody get him an iPad so he can communicate.
 
2012-08-17 01:10:44 AM  
Dumbass Hispanics. The brown plague spreads.
 
2012-08-17 01:11:19 AM  
22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man


How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.
 
2012-08-17 01:13:20 AM  
I guess she shouldn't have worn white.
 
2012-08-17 01:14:25 AM  
Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face
 
2012-08-17 01:18:30 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face


The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.
 
2012-08-17 01:20:35 AM  

Chinchillazilla: 22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man

How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.


he's a neighbor-molester?!

Ooh, lock him up and throw away the jail!!!
 
2012-08-17 01:21:24 AM  
The saddest part of this story is someone left the cake out in the rain.
 
2012-08-17 01:22:40 AM  
conflation trollssmmby anti bad press ny
 
2012-08-17 01:23:52 AM  

fusillade762: Though I'll bet he doesn't get anymore event invitations.


QFT
 
2012-08-17 01:24:49 AM  
Release the Wedding Kracken!
 
2012-08-17 01:25:56 AM  
I bet it was a white pitbull too. What was he thinking, upstaging the bride like that?
 
2012-08-17 01:26:44 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face


www.ywgrossman.com

That help?
 
2012-08-17 01:29:36 AM  
Florida -- hello, you gonna let Colorado do this. I expect better of you, and by better I mean worse. You didn't get your own tag by letting other states upstage you. Colorado has pit bull mixes, well you have sharks, gators and snakes. Pick one and let's maul some unsuspecting bride. Earn your tag damn it and show those punks in CO how it's done.
 
2012-08-17 01:31:13 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


The AKC does not recognize 'Pit Bulls". Link

However, the UKC does.

Link

The UKC dogs are uniformly beautiful & loving.
 
2012-08-17 01:32:10 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Pit bull mix is so vague.

The breed itself is already a mix and not completely defined.

/my pup is like 1/8th pit bull, she's a 30lb killer who will lick the skin clear off your face

[www.ywgrossman.com image 450x700]

That help?


Holy crap!! I got a pit bull???

Was wondering why she was always tearing up balls of string. Huh...
 
2012-08-17 01:32:48 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The breed is AKC-certified. It's no more a "mix" than a dachshund. Sorry if you bought a "pit" only to find it's some mystery mutt.


If you could link the AKC page that details the makeup of pit bulls, I'd greatly appreciate it.

All I can find is the American Staffordshire Terrier which is generally accepted as a pit bull.

/I didn't buy a "pit," rather I adopted a "large breed mix" from a shelter whose DNA had some Am. Staff. Terrier...
 
2012-08-17 01:34:58 AM  
biatch probably deserved it.

fark her... and her face.
 
2012-08-17 01:35:50 AM  

Chinchillazilla: 22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals.

...

Friends and Nevarez's family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man

How does that work? Seems more like he'd be a troubled childhood neighbor-molester.


What parent wouldnt encourage their eleven year old daughter to hang out with some twenty year old dude who also happens to be a mental patient?
 
2012-08-17 01:37:56 AM  

mc_madness: biatch probably deserved it.

fark her... and her face.


"Oh man! attacked by a pitbull?!?! That sucks! How did it get in her kitchen?"

Just sayin'... woulda been safe.
 
2012-08-17 01:44:29 AM  
Fark party?
 
2012-08-17 01:46:03 AM  

foo monkey: Why'd he punch the pit bull?


Beat me to it, you did.
 
2012-08-17 01:46:21 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Fark party?


They throw bouquets at Fark parties? O_O
 
2012-08-17 01:48:57 AM  
i knew the bride when she used to rock n roll
 
2012-08-17 01:50:06 AM  
And this is why I cry at weddings.
 
2012-08-17 01:54:09 AM  
Damn, that was close Ese, almost ruined her back tattoo.
 
2012-08-17 01:54:16 AM  

cowgirl toffee: And this is why I cry at weddings.


From laughter?
 
2012-08-17 01:54:56 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: cowgirl toffee: And this is why I cry at weddings.

From laughter?


Yeah... pretty much. :P
 
2012-08-17 01:58:54 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: I guess she shouldn't have worn white.


Or a dress that screams "look at me! look at me!".

You see, this is what happens when you dress like a whore. 
:P
 
2012-08-17 02:08:20 AM  
Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.
 
2012-08-17 02:09:12 AM  

doglover: Given his troubled history, the bride admitted she reluctantly invited Nevarez to the wedding.

"I invited him to wedding because I was afraid if I didn't, he would do something worse," she said.


nerdapproved.com
 
2012-08-17 02:19:45 AM  
This whole thing could've been avoided if somebody had brought heavy caliber sidearms to the wedding...

/Being sarcastic. Can you tell?
 
2012-08-17 02:26:24 AM  
Had a guest been wearing a 9mm subcompact neatly concealed in a waistband holster under his/her jacket, the following would've occurred:

1. many fewer bites, dead dog. sorry, any dog that attacks unprovoked needs to be put down. likewise, any dog (other than police dogs) that has proven willing to attack people, unprovoked, on cue needs to be put down. two shots to the heart, three inches diagonal down from front shoulder, ought to do it (my anatomy may be off)

2. no one would be wondering where the nutjob is. he would be easily located in the county morgue or intensive care unit.
 
2012-08-17 02:27:49 AM  
You can tell he's not a "Total". He's still using brass knuckles.

/drew wants us to use gold, or at least silver
 
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