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		Horny dolphin dives on top of girl after jumping out of his pool (w/ video) (thesun.co.uk)		8
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buckler		2012-08-17 05:05:24 AM

2 votes:

Hank knows...

DeltaPunch		2012-08-17 01:20:00 AM

2 votes:

I want to a-pollock-gize for whatever I just typed up there...

phlegmmo		2012-08-16 09:46:13 PM

2 votes:

Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

LarryDan43		2012-08-17 07:30:49 AM

1 votes:

We tried to warn you this would happen when you let gays marry.

hammettman		2012-08-17 05:16:13 AM

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I sound fat		2012-08-17 05:15:47 AM

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DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator

We are educating marine parks now?

kokomo61		2012-08-17 05:08:28 AM

1 votes:

Kip Addota approves.

DeltaPunch		2012-08-17 01:17:33 AM

1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.

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