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(The Sun)   Horny dolphin dives on top of girl after jumping out of his pool (w/ video)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 87
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2012-08-16 09:46:13 PM
Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry
 
2012-08-16 10:11:16 PM

phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry


You'd better atuna for your sins.
 
2012-08-16 10:28:19 PM

Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.


You've just made anemone.
 
2012-08-16 10:46:16 PM

Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.


I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.
 
2012-08-17 12:49:25 AM

crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.


So you did it just for the halibut?
 
2012-08-17 01:03:09 AM
And it's since had more than 2.3million views and 2,250 Likes on the video-sharing site

Sick farkers ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜʀʟ
 
2012-08-17 01:13:53 AM
Six pump chump?
 
2012-08-17 01:17:33 AM

Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?


That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.
 
2012-08-17 01:20:00 AM
I want to a-pollock-gize for whatever I just typed up there...
 
2012-08-17 04:19:08 AM

DeltaPunch: I want to a-pollock-gize for whatever I just typed up there...


It definitely smelt.
 
2012-08-17 05:00:43 AM
Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.
 
2012-08-17 05:02:59 AM
It's pretty well known dolphins love rape.

/so like us
 
2012-08-17 05:03:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.


Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long
 
2012-08-17 05:04:11 AM

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long


Go on...
 
2012-08-17 05:05:24 AM
sharetv.org

Hank knows...
 
2012-08-17 05:06:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...


No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator
 
2012-08-17 05:07:23 AM

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator


I'm totally in the wrong profession.

They let you fark the dolphins?
 
2012-08-17 05:08:28 AM
 
2012-08-17 05:12:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm totally in the wrong profession.


I'm totally the wrong species. We do have the wheel and New York though.
 
2012-08-17 05:13:27 AM
Dolphins masturbate.
 
2012-08-17 05:15:47 AM

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.


buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator


We are educating marine parks now?
 
2012-08-17 05:15:56 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 05:16:13 AM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 05:16:31 AM
oops,. double quoted on accident, forgive me. still figuring out the new add buttons.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:34 AM
it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:14 AM
That dolphin's got pretty good taste in ladies.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:56 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.


Apparently, you can get all the free dolphin pussy (or dick) you want, if you're an aquarium educator.
 
2012-08-17 05:25:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jon iz teh kewl: it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.

Apparently, you can get all the free dolphin pussy (or dick) you want, if you're an aquarium educator.


whale biologist!
 
2012-08-17 05:27:23 AM
The dolphin just smelled a fishy treat and went for it.
 
2012-08-17 05:29:19 AM
We like to call it inter-species erotica.
 
2012-08-17 05:29:29 AM

I sound fat: DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator

We are educating marine parks now?


Oh, sorry. Forgot to capitalize "Educator". I didn't want to say the name of the place. Rhymes with "flea hurled".
 
2012-08-17 05:34:47 AM

Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.


And whale you're up get me a beer.
 
2012-08-17 05:35:56 AM

TappingTheVein: We like to call it inter-species erotica.

Fifty Shades Of Flipper

,to be more precise.
 
2012-08-17 05:40:23 AM
t3.gstatic.com
Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination!
 
2012-08-17 05:41:33 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm totally in the wrong profession.

I'm totally the wrong species. We do have the wheel and New York though.


I've been to New York.

The dolphins can have it.
 
2012-08-17 05:42:23 AM
www.kinseyinstitute.org

Adolph in Love?
 
2012-08-17 05:53:32 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-08-17 06:11:26 AM
Rule 34 in effect.
 
2012-08-17 06:11:28 AM
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel...

/bad touch!
 
2012-08-17 06:18:50 AM

DeltaPunch: op-perch-tuna-ty


"op-perch-tuna-ty"?????

Don't you ever use that again. I will hunt you down.
 
2012-08-17 06:20:48 AM
www.qwertee.com 

And the Poon too!
 
2012-08-17 06:25:32 AM
I saw Shamu try to rape Flipper at Marine Land (Niagara Falls) when I was a kid. That was a few decades ago, but you never forget an experience like that.
 
2012-08-17 06:40:27 AM
Dolphin experiments.

Because sometimes the government funds some weird shiat.
 
2012-08-17 06:43:40 AM

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.


Golf clap, well done.
 
2012-08-17 06:46:15 AM
Love is fin the air

qcfriends.org
 
2012-08-17 06:51:52 AM
Could this be the same dolphin?

Link


Looks like it's part of the show and the girl has been set up.
 
2012-08-17 07:06:22 AM
 
2012-08-17 07:30:49 AM
We tried to warn you this would happen when you let gays marry.
 
2012-08-17 07:35:40 AM

LarryDan43: We tried to warn you this would happen when you let gays marry.


gays have always been allowed to marry, wasn't Abraham Lincoln "gay"??
 
2012-08-17 07:50:48 AM
I'd hit it too.
After all, that's one sexy dolphin. And I like the fishy smell.

/Cool fact: There is a specific law in Florida that makes it illegal to have sexy-time with a dolphin. There is a reason they had to make that a law.
//A while back there was a website that explained in great detail how to have sex with a dolphin (dolphinsex.org). Most people know you shouldn't give a dolphin a blowjob. This guy knew *why*.
 
2012-08-17 07:53:30 AM
"The comedy moment - listed on the site as Dolphin Humps Girl - was posted last year but has this week seen huge pick-up and gone viral. "

It's not news, it's a link to a recent sun article on a year-old youtube video that has recently seen more hits than usual.
 
2012-08-17 07:57:59 AM

LoneVVolf: "The comedy moment - listed on the site as Dolphin Humps Girl - was posted last year but has this week seen huge pick-up and gone viral. "

It's not news, it's a link to a recent sun article on a year-old youtube video that has recently seen more hits than usual.


I thought it was already viral. I remember seeing that video quite some time ago although I don't remember where and to my knowledge I am not anywhere kinky enough to just stumble on to dolphin - human humping
 
2012-08-17 07:58:07 AM

khhsdude: More Handjobs


Would require dolphins having opposable thumbs. Oh shiat...
 
2012-08-17 08:06:49 AM
MIMSY!!!

/too obscure?
 
2012-08-17 08:08:16 AM
I guess she didn't have time to tell the dolphin she had a haddock.
 
2012-08-17 08:13:16 AM
Ok, those first five posts were responsible for a pretty decent morning chuckle.

Bravo, +1 to you folks.
 
2012-08-17 08:37:14 AM

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator


I guess that's why they're smiling all the time.
 
2012-08-17 08:38:47 AM
Male dolphins are "spring loaded" and rather large (they are, after all, several hundred pound animals). Divers have been injured by dolphins trying to make sexy time with them, and no, they can't tell the difference between men and women...
 
2012-08-17 08:41:35 AM
mantiseye.com

Hot dolphin!
 
2012-08-17 08:45:42 AM
Accept, if possible!

/Am I the only old-timey Farker here?
//My lawn! My precious, precious lawn!
 
2012-08-17 08:51:49 AM
People have fun in Cuba??
 
2012-08-17 09:20:15 AM
We need to get that dolphin in touch with a unicorn...

Unicorn likes himself some dolphin
(possibly NSFW if your boss is a total prude, no nudity)
 
2012-08-17 09:28:48 AM
Silly Keepiru, leave Dennie alone!
 
2012-08-17 09:53:32 AM
Not exactly the first time it's happened.

My favorite one
 
2012-08-17 09:59:25 AM
Now would be a good time to buy stock in dolphin suit manufacturers.
 
2012-08-17 10:09:24 AM
Dolphins are well known for their rape ways, especially pods of males that will go after most things, including humans. At least they didn't decide to play by smacking and torturing her to death, so that is always a plus. Just wanted to have sex with her.
 
2012-08-17 10:34:13 AM
Was anyone else distracted by the news of Shia Labeouf having sex for real in his next role? Eww.
 
2012-08-17 10:49:58 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.


Well yeah, but it's, you know, YOU.
 
2012-08-17 10:52:36 AM

Nightsweat: Accept, if possible!

/Am I the only old-timey Farker here?
//My lawn! My precious, precious lawn!


I'm older than you are...
 
2012-08-17 11:30:23 AM

Challam: Nightsweat: Accept, if possible!

/Am I the only old-timey Farker here?
//My lawn! My precious, precious lawn!

I'm older than you are...


the more precious the lawn???
 
2012-08-17 11:42:46 AM
She seems amused. Sure, its not funny when *I* do that. That's specie-cist, or something.
 
2012-08-17 12:44:37 PM
I love how at the end of the video, he says something like "Was it good for you, too, baby?"
 
2012-08-17 01:17:13 PM

Nightsweat:
/Am I the only old-timey Farker here?


That's old-timey? Pshaw!
 
2012-08-17 01:27:10 PM
Spyderqueen, please post the dolphin rape picture in here when you get home. Thanks.
 
2012-08-17 01:27:56 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Silly Keepiru, leave Dennie alone!


Sah'ot wants in on some of that action.
 
2012-08-17 01:38:04 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: MIMSY!!!

/too obscure?


win.
 
2012-08-17 02:30:13 PM
Rape isnt funny. But dolphin rape sure as hell is, theres a ton of videos of incidents like this on youtube.
 
2012-08-17 02:36:29 PM
So long, and thanks for all the fish ...

...taco
 
2012-08-17 02:40:20 PM

give me doughnuts: CapeFearCadaver: Silly Keepiru, leave Dennie alone!

Sah'ot wants in on some of that action.


Dammit! That'll learn me to make references without thinking them through!
 
2012-08-17 03:43:23 PM
If only merfolk were real, and there was a dolphin subspecies of merfolk. Then swimmers all over the world would get lots of merfolk sexy times.

/and before you shout "The Mermaid Priblem", all the important parts are in the human half, which is mammalian, which means internal fertilization and live-born young. He/she will have the gonads where they'd be on a human, so go to town
 
2012-08-17 03:44:29 PM
Giggety!
Mud-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark - the dance sensation that's sweeping the nation!
 
2012-08-17 04:18:47 PM

charity: Not exactly the first time it's happened.

My favorite one


I think you need to define "favorite", from your perspective.

/preparing to silently judge you
 
2012-08-17 04:51:33 PM
LOL, first time seeing a news outlet use the term "dry hump"
 
2012-08-17 05:07:44 PM
Sorry to spoil the fun, but to me it looks like the trainer asked for a "hug" behavior and the dolphin just got a little carried away and came too far out of the water. I would not want that heavy ass animal lying on top of me, btw.
 
2012-08-17 05:14:07 PM
It's pretty well known dolphins love rape.

Is that "rape" or "rape rape"?
 
2012-08-17 05:20:48 PM

Braindeath: Spyderqueen, please post the dolphin rape picture in here when you get home. Thanks.


Of course!
p.twimg.com
 
2012-08-17 09:30:08 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: LOL, first time seeing a news outlet use the term "dry hump"


Is it still a "dry hump" when the dolphin just came out of the water and is wet? Wouldn't it be at minimum a mildly moist hump.
 
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