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(The Sun)   Horny dolphin dives on top of girl after jumping out of his pool (w/ video)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 87
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2012-08-16 09:46:13 PM
Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry
 
2012-08-16 10:11:16 PM

phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry


You'd better atuna for your sins.
 
2012-08-16 10:28:19 PM

Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.


You've just made anemone.
 
2012-08-16 10:46:16 PM

Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.


I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.
 
2012-08-17 12:49:25 AM

crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.


So you did it just for the halibut?
 
2012-08-17 01:03:09 AM
And it's since had more than 2.3million views and 2,250 Likes on the video-sharing site

Sick farkers ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜʀʟ
 
2012-08-17 01:13:53 AM
Six pump chump?
 
2012-08-17 01:17:33 AM

Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?


That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.
 
2012-08-17 01:20:00 AM
I want to a-pollock-gize for whatever I just typed up there...
 
2012-08-17 04:19:08 AM

DeltaPunch: I want to a-pollock-gize for whatever I just typed up there...


It definitely smelt.
 
2012-08-17 05:00:43 AM
Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.
 
2012-08-17 05:02:59 AM
It's pretty well known dolphins love rape.

/so like us
 
2012-08-17 05:03:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.


Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long
 
2012-08-17 05:04:11 AM

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long


Go on...
 
2012-08-17 05:05:24 AM
sharetv.org

Hank knows...
 
2012-08-17 05:06:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...


No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator
 
2012-08-17 05:07:23 AM

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator


I'm totally in the wrong profession.

They let you fark the dolphins?
 
2012-08-17 05:08:28 AM
 
2012-08-17 05:12:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm totally in the wrong profession.


I'm totally the wrong species. We do have the wheel and New York though.
 
2012-08-17 05:13:27 AM
Dolphins masturbate.
 
2012-08-17 05:15:47 AM

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.


buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator


We are educating marine parks now?
 
2012-08-17 05:15:56 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-17 05:16:13 AM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 05:16:31 AM
oops,. double quoted on accident, forgive me. still figuring out the new add buttons.
 
2012-08-17 05:22:34 AM
it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:14 AM
That dolphin's got pretty good taste in ladies.
 
2012-08-17 05:23:56 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.


Apparently, you can get all the free dolphin pussy (or dick) you want, if you're an aquarium educator.
 
2012-08-17 05:25:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jon iz teh kewl: it's all fun and good when it's an animal. but if i even so much CALL UP a girl i want i get threatened by the cops.

Apparently, you can get all the free dolphin pussy (or dick) you want, if you're an aquarium educator.


whale biologist!
 
2012-08-17 05:27:23 AM
The dolphin just smelled a fishy treat and went for it.
 
2012-08-17 05:29:19 AM
We like to call it inter-species erotica.
 
2012-08-17 05:29:29 AM

I sound fat: DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.

buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus. That's pretty sexy.

I heard dolphins can have several orgasms a day. That true?

Just asking.

Yeah, and they're randy bastards. They'll hump all day long

Go on...

No, seriously. It's like an all-day orgy with those guys.

/former marine park educator

We are educating marine parks now?


Oh, sorry. Forgot to capitalize "Educator". I didn't want to say the name of the place. Rhymes with "flea hurled".
 
2012-08-17 05:34:47 AM

Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.


And whale you're up get me a beer.
 
2012-08-17 05:35:56 AM

TappingTheVein: We like to call it inter-species erotica.

Fifty Shades Of Flipper

,to be more precise.
 
2012-08-17 05:40:23 AM
t3.gstatic.com
Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination!
 
2012-08-17 05:41:33 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm totally in the wrong profession.

I'm totally the wrong species. We do have the wheel and New York though.


I've been to New York.

The dolphins can have it.
 
2012-08-17 05:42:23 AM
www.kinseyinstitute.org

Adolph in Love?
 
2012-08-17 05:53:32 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-08-17 06:11:26 AM
Rule 34 in effect.
 
2012-08-17 06:11:28 AM
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel...

/bad touch!
 
2012-08-17 06:18:50 AM

DeltaPunch: op-perch-tuna-ty


"op-perch-tuna-ty"?????

Don't you ever use that again. I will hunt you down.
 
2012-08-17 06:20:48 AM
www.qwertee.com 

And the Poon too!
 
2012-08-17 06:25:32 AM
I saw Shamu try to rape Flipper at Marine Land (Niagara Falls) when I was a kid. That was a few decades ago, but you never forget an experience like that.
 
2012-08-17 06:40:27 AM
Dolphin experiments.

Because sometimes the government funds some weird shiat.
 
2012-08-17 06:43:40 AM

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: crypticsatellite: Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude: Rincewind53: phlegmmo: Finally, a porpoise in her life.

/sorry

You'd better atuna for your sins.

You've just made anemone.

I don't give a carp, narwhal my peeps.

So you did it just for the halibut?

That poor dolphin is a sucker for internet prawn, so when he got a whiff of her bearded clam he immediately haddock-ray-ving for something that smelt a little fishy -- he didn't even have to mullet it over, it was an op-perch-tuna-ty for a moray, but it turns out she was just being koi.


Golf clap, well done.
 
2012-08-17 06:46:15 AM
Love is fin the air

qcfriends.org
 
2012-08-17 06:51:52 AM
Could this be the same dolphin?

Link


Looks like it's part of the show and the girl has been set up.
 
2012-08-17 07:06:22 AM
 
2012-08-17 07:30:49 AM
We tried to warn you this would happen when you let gays marry.
 
2012-08-17 07:35:40 AM

LarryDan43: We tried to warn you this would happen when you let gays marry.


gays have always been allowed to marry, wasn't Abraham Lincoln "gay"??
 
2012-08-17 07:50:48 AM
I'd hit it too.
After all, that's one sexy dolphin. And I like the fishy smell.

/Cool fact: There is a specific law in Florida that makes it illegal to have sexy-time with a dolphin. There is a reason they had to make that a law.
//A while back there was a website that explained in great detail how to have sex with a dolphin (dolphinsex.org). Most people know you shouldn't give a dolphin a blowjob. This guy knew *why*.
 
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