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(STLToday)   When you're a small time politician running for state office, you'll do whatever it takes to get a vote: kiss babies, stump at chicken dinners, canvass every neighborhood, and perform CPR as needed   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Great Officer of State, CPR, O'Fallon, Scott Redell, South High School, baby  
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3759 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2012 at 1:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-17 04:32:18 AM  
2 votes:
I hate politicians who will do anything to pander to their constituency.

'Oh I'm dying of a heart attack'
I'll save you with my CPR powers!

Gimme a break.

farking Democrats will do anything to get elected.
2012-08-17 02:20:22 AM  
2 votes:

Panyen: Challenge: Spin this as a negative.

"Local Democratic pol seen kissing under aged boy."

FTA : Hoffman is the Democratic candidate in the 107th District. His opponent, Republican Ron Hicks, applauded Hoffman's actions.

"What he did was a good thing, and I'm glad he was in the right place at the right time," Hicks said.

Translation : fark...
2012-08-17 01:58:57 AM  
2 votes:
Since he was a politician, I hope the boy checked to make sure his watch wasn't missing after.
2012-08-17 01:42:40 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: YodaBlues: BronyMedic:
Their bones are so soft, you just feel a few pops, and the sternum floats. Even in the elderly, it snaps off as the thoracic cartilage between the costals and the sternum, it's just a louder pop.

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As a grizzled, angry old paramedic told me on my first time doing CPR on an actual person:

2012-08-17 06:09:35 AM  
1 vote:

Panyen: Challenge: Spin this as a negative.

"Liberal atheist bigot interferes with God's plan"
2012-08-17 02:21:15 AM  
1 vote:

Panyen: Challenge: Spin this as a negative.

He stole work from coroners, mortuary attendants, grave diggers and headstone makers! This one act took bread from the mouths of dozens!
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