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2012-08-16 07:15:15 PM  
Help him find a job.
Eat more chips.
 
2012-08-16 07:21:11 PM  
I'm surprised he's NOT
 
2012-08-16 07:27:09 PM  
Hire a stand-in.
 
2012-08-16 07:32:25 PM  
one weekend we made love 36 times

Holy crap! My record is a measly 5 times in one night. And that was in my 20s.

Guessing this guy doesn't masturbate. Maybe he should start.
 
2012-08-16 07:39:50 PM  
But you're very, very, fit!
 
2012-08-16 07:41:13 PM  
 
2012-08-16 07:44:35 PM  
F*ck him until his balls hurt - that'll teach him.
 
2012-08-16 07:46:27 PM  

fusillade762: one weekend we made love 36 times

Holy crap! My record is a measly 5 times in one night. And that was in my 20s.

Guessing this guy doesn't masturbate. Maybe he should start.


i once managed 12 times in two days with my ex. She was pregnant at the time and her hormones made her rather wild
 
2012-08-16 07:49:35 PM  

phlegmmo: Link


Like the linky! Love the music era!
 
2012-08-16 08:12:22 PM  

ArkAngel: fusillade762: one weekend we made love 36 times

Holy crap! My record is a measly 5 times in one night. And that was in my 20s.

Guessing this guy doesn't masturbate. Maybe he should start.

i once managed 12 times in two days with my ex. She was pregnant at the time and her hormones made her rather wild


Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

Good times.
 
2012-08-16 08:42:19 PM  

fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.


10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.
 
2012-08-16 08:51:22 PM  

unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.


Nope, it's true. Though it was microdot. I've been higher on less blotter.
 
2012-08-16 08:54:41 PM  

unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.


Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.
 
2012-08-16 09:00:39 PM  
Do not refill the Viagra prescription Lady.
 
2012-08-16 09:08:08 PM  
Wait a minute...there's a husband out there that actually gets as much sex as he wants?! FROM HIS WIFE?!
 
2012-08-16 09:18:59 PM  

fjnorton: Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.


True, I almost always ended up in a closet.. my myself.
 
2012-08-16 09:24:53 PM  
Is this the thread where we all brag about the amount of sex we have?

I'm 40 and can manage 1 a day. It doesn't happen, mind you, but could....once a day. And to be honest, I don't WANT to every day.
 
2012-08-16 09:25:19 PM  
36 times in one weekend likely means he lasts about 5 minutes each time. The poor girl.
 
2012-08-16 09:25:29 PM  

unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.


Guess you got the "brown Acid"!
 
2012-08-16 09:26:14 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Wait a minute...there's a husband out there that actually gets as much sex as he wants?! FROM HIS WIFE?!


Yeah. "Shenanigans!"
 
2012-08-16 09:26:54 PM  

fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.


Guess you got the "brown Acid"!
 
2012-08-16 09:27:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm surprised he's NOT


Headline doesn't say she puts out that often. Of course, if she's not, he's getting it somewhere else anyway.
 
2012-08-16 09:27:59 PM  
Sounds like she could use a batch of my homemade lube, consisting of alum, axle grease, cocaine, and Absorbine Jr.
 
2012-08-16 09:28:16 PM  
i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-16 09:29:50 PM  
Of course she could talk to him about it. My wife told me "Look, we can do it more, but my pussy will fall off." I got the message.
 
2012-08-16 09:30:31 PM  
www.homevideos.com

It's twue!
 
2012-08-16 09:30:32 PM  
Yikes. Get him a fleshlight and point him towards the internet.
 
2012-08-16 09:30:41 PM  

fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.


Oh, knowing fusillade, I'd say not only is it believable, I'm surprised they're not still there, screwing like bunnies in a sand pit.
 
2012-08-16 09:30:48 PM  
Once did a week of 2-3 times a day. We were both spongy and bruised.

The snu snu slowed down.
 
2012-08-16 09:31:25 PM  

Linkster: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Guess you got the "brown Acid"!


Linkster: fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

Guess you got the "brown Acid"!


LOL new preview and add comment buttons get ya?
 
2012-08-16 09:31:27 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: fjnorton: Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

True, I almost always ended up in a closet.. my myself.


www.trbimg.com

Disagrees.
 
2012-08-16 09:32:50 PM  

fusillade762: one weekend we made love 36 times

Holy crap! My record is a measly 5 times in one night. And that was in my 20s.

Guessing this guy doesn't masturbate. Maybe he should start.


16 in a 24hr period. I think. We both lost count at "12" that morning.
 
2012-08-16 09:34:26 PM  

walkerhound: Linkster: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Guess you got the "brown Acid"!

Linkster: fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

Guess you got the "brown Acid"!

LOL new preview and add comment buttons get ya?


No they both took shiattty acid.
 
2012-08-16 09:37:12 PM  

Gyrfalcon: fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

Oh, knowing fusillade, I'd say not only is it believable, I'm surprised they're not still there, screwing like bunnies in a sand pit.


I'm guessing you are young. Acid in the early '70's didnot work like that. One four way windopane and you were busy for over 12 hours without the sex. Happy happy cartoonland fun.
 
2012-08-16 09:37:14 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: fjnorton: Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

True, I almost always ended up in a closet.. my myself.


I farked for 4+ hours straight on shiats of promo blotter. full on aerobic in/out non stop for the entire time. your perceptions about the effects of LSD are incorrect
 
2012-08-16 09:37:26 PM  
Lady, have you ever thought about Pimpin' as an occupation?
 
2012-08-16 09:37:33 PM  
My wife and I get 2 weekends alone a month (5 kids, blended family). Those weekends we easily do it 3 times a day at minimum. Not always intercourse, but some oral here and there for both of us.
 
2012-08-16 09:39:19 PM  

Six times on our wedding night, but we were both eighteen. Thirty-two years later we settle for passing each other in the hall and saying "Fark you!"

(Just kidding)

 
2012-08-16 09:41:54 PM  
FTFA"Tell him you love him and love having sex with him, but having it so often has meant any intimacy and meaning is being lost."
But what if, for instance, intimacy and/or meaning wasn't being lost?
 
2012-08-16 09:44:04 PM  

ski9600: FTFA"Tell him you love him and love having sex with him, but having it so often has meant any intimacy and meaning is being lost."
But what if, for instance, intimacy and/or meaning wasn't being lost?


Then take some ecstacy and wildly go for it?
 
2012-08-16 09:44:13 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: AlwaysRightBoy: fjnorton: Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.

True, I almost always ended up in a closet.. my myself.

[www.trbimg.com image 600x374]

Disagrees.


See kids! I meant "by myself".

/flashbacks, How do they work?
 
2012-08-16 09:45:36 PM  
My girlfriend's mouth might as well be surgically grafted to my penis with the amount she blows me.

/"girlfriend"? I meant to say "your mother".
 
2012-08-16 09:46:13 PM  
I ended up chopping up a set of patio furniture with a shovel and screaming from the roof at cars leaving for work at 4:30 in the morning.

To this day, I do not understand how I was not arrested.
 
2012-08-16 09:47:36 PM  
Fantasy: "My husband wants sex eight times a day and I'm exhausted"


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^ Reality ^
 
2012-08-16 09:48:06 PM  
Me and my girl did it 8 times in an afternoon fairly recently. It's good to know at my age he still works like that.
 
2012-08-16 09:49:18 PM  

unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.



I don't know where you shop, but...
 
2012-08-16 09:50:05 PM  
Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Private Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shiat. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy farker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2012-08-16 09:50:38 PM  
That's a lot of farking.
I'm in my late-twenties and probably could not do that without a bunch of Viagra pills.
 
2012-08-16 09:51:59 PM  
Maybe husband should stop taking amphetamine.
 
2012-08-16 09:53:05 PM  

fjnorton: unyon: fusillade762: Nice jerb. Mine was on my b-day. The GF "kidnapped" me and took me to one of those pay-by-the-hour motels with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels. Then we took 10 hits of acid each and went to town.

10 hits of acid? I call bullshiat. If it was even shiatty acid, after about 3 you guys would have been staring at the grout lines in the bathroom tiles, not screwing. Acid simply does not have that affect on the human body.

Yeah sex on acid does not work that way or at all. I second this is bs.


Um. I can see it as i have had some crazed marathon rock hard nonstop acid sex that was amazing. Girlfriend was not tripping and still mentions it periodically. Guess different people have different trips?

Weird i thought everyone reacted exactly the same to every substance.
 
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