Fetuses are worth almost any effort, but once they're born they better be perfect. Or else. Got it.

The fact that this douchenozzle continues to suck air is to me unequivocal proof that there is no god

"You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

How very Christian of him.

So they should just be moved from one foster home to another until they're 18. OK.

Lorelle: So they should just be moved from one foster home to another until they're 18. OK.

Well c'mon, they're weird. If you just learn to ignore them, everything will be fine.

Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

You're kidding. You're defending what he says?

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

I was adopted

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

My sister is adopted. What's your point?

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

So that's the qualification for thinking Pat's a hateful, moronic jackass?

And as far as I know HE doesn't have any adopted or foster children, so what gives him the authority to comment on the subject?

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

Noob, you're about to hear thunder and see lightning.

I find it annoying that people who have not adopted children are condemning a guy who advises others not to adopt children.

"I was adopted." "My sister is adopted." BFD. You didn't do the adopting.

Have you tried to adopt any kids? If so, did you specifically go looking for foreign, abused, starved, or brain-damged kids?

No? Then STFU.

St_Francis_P: BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

You're kidding. You're defending what he says?

I don't defend his idea of not wanting to be with someone for that reason, but he's not incorrect. Adopted children are diagnosed with behavioral, conduct, and learning disorders at a rate 2-3 times that of the general population

St_Francis_P: Fetuses are worth almost any effort, but once they're born they better be perfect. Or else. Got it.

I don't think they're even pro-fetus at this point.

Their whole position seems to boil down to "if you're a woman and you have sex, you're a slut and you'd better wear that scarlet letter where everyone can see it. No fair trying to duck out of the consequences. That's a man's privilege."

ArkAngel: St_Francis_P: BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

You're kidding. You're defending what he says?

I don't defend his idea of not wanting to be with someone for that reason, but he's not incorrect. Adopted children are diagnosed with behavioral, conduct, and learning disorders at a rate 2-3 times that of the general population

Oh, I'll defend any man's right not to pursue a relationship for any reason.

Chariset: St_Francis_P: Fetuses are worth almost any effort, but once they're born they better be perfect. Or else. Got it.

I don't think they're even pro-fetus at this point.

Their whole position seems to boil down to "if you're a woman and you have sex, you're a slut and you'd better wear that scarlet letter where everyone can see it. No fair trying to duck out of the consequences. That's a man's privilege."

Have you noticed we're talking about ADOPTED kids here? She may be a virgin for all we know! How in Hell did you get so far off-topic?

Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

Now I want to see this go green just for the lulz.

Woooooow.

fusillade762: Now I want to see this go green just for the lulz.

Yikes. This won't be pretty.

St_Francis_P: fusillade762: Now I want to see this go green just for the lulz.

Yikes. This won't be pretty.

Yay, green. Gird your loins, BarkingU.

St_Francis_P: fusillade762: Now I want to see this go green just for the lulz.

Yikes. This won't be pretty.

Hah! My cunning plan worked!

BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

That is technically true, but it doesn't hide the fact that you have behaved like an asshole on this thread.

AdolfOliverPanties: behaved like an asshole on this thread.

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AdolfOliverPanties: BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

That is technically true, but it doesn't hide the fact that you have behaved like an asshole on this thread.

Really? In what way?

BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

He's supposedly a man of God. Jesus ate with the Lepers, dined with whores and said what you do for the least of one of these you do unto me. Someone who claims to follow Jesus should be held to a higher standard.

"So, you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility," Robertson added. "You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

What an asshole.

'I am not my brother's keeper' wasn't a good phrase. You get that, Pat?

NuttierThanEver: BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

He's supposedly a man of God. Jesus ate with the Lepers, dined with whores and said what you do for the least of one of these you do unto me. Someone who claims to follow Jesus should be held to a higher standard.

I don't recall Jesus adopting anyone.

Good lord.

I actually had the opportunity to watch today's edition, left work early being sick... but then I saw that Teen Wolf was on.

So BarkingUnicorn is the newest troll/alt, then? 

/anything for page views, huh Drew?

fusillade762: Now I want to see this go green just for the lulz.

Where's dittybopper?

Runs_With_Scissors_: "So, you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility," Robertson added. "You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

What an asshole.

'I am not my brother's keeper' wasn't a good phrase. You get that, Pat?

That has nothing to do with Jesus! It's from Genesis 4:

8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, "Let's go out to the field."[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.

9 Then the Lord said to Cain, "Where is your brother Abel?"

"I don't know, " he replied. "Am I my brother's keeper?"

Cain was being a smartass, effectively saying, "Why should I know where Abel is?"

By now, I have gone past just hoping he would either die/go away...

I want him to see everything he built fall apart.
I want him to lose his faith.
I want him to wallow in misery and despair.
And when he finally does die, I hope he meets a god I don't believe in,

And truly KNOW the hate he holds in his heart.

BarkingUnicorn: Runs_With_Scissors_: "So, you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility," Robertson added. "You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

What an asshole.

'I am not my brother's keeper' wasn't a good phrase. You get that, Pat?

That has nothing to do with Jesus! It's from Genesis 4:

8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, "Let's go out to the field."[d] While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.

9 Then the Lord said to Cain, "Where is your brother Abel?"

"I don't know, " he replied. "Am I my brother's keeper?"

Cain was being a smartass, effectively saying, "Why should I know where Abel is?"

So are you arguing for the New Testament or the Old here?

I guess it's whichever of the two books has a passage about white-knighting douchenozzle "clergy."

BarkingUnicorn: Does anyone who has commented so far have any adopted children? Foster children?

No? Then STFU.

I'm adopted. My biological mom was raped when she was 13. I'm the lucky crotch dropping from that relationship. My adopted parents didn't care. I still got picked.

How to Pick Non-Weird Children

1. Choose a child without bruises or scars.

2. Pick that child up and examine the head. If the child is non-weird, you will be able to roll the head around very easily. If the head is already missing, or you're not sure how easy it was for you to roll around the head, read on.

3. Hold the child in your hands and gently squeeze it. A weird child will feel like a stone. An overly non-weird child will feel loose under the skin. A non-weird child will feel the same as if you were to squeeze the palms of your hands together.

4. Know when the varieties of children are in season. White children are available year-round but at their peak from April to November. Blacks are available from November to July. Asians are available from March to September. Booth, Indians and Russians are available from the end of June through February. Hungarians are available from October to May, and Mexicans are available from November through July.

NuttierThanEver: BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

He's supposedly a man of God. Jesus ate with the Lepers, dined with whores and said what you do for the least of one of these you do unto me. Someone who claims to follow Jesus should be held to a higher standard.

Wasn't Jesus technically adopted? I mean, he did have a stepfather...

Gyrfalcon: BarkingUnicorn: AdolfOliverPanties: BarkingUnicorn: Furthermore, Robertson did not say that children shouldn't be adopted.

He said, speaking to men who briefly dated this serial adopter, "you're not a dog because you don't want to take on that responsibility. You don't have to take on somebody else's problems."

That is technically true, but it doesn't hide the fact that you have behaved like an asshole on this thread.

Really? In what way?

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And whose charming little alt are you?

Nobody's. I've been a liter for more than five years. Just decided to buy Drew some beer a few months ago.

I notice that it's common on Fark to decide that whoever disagrees with you doesn't really exist. Sure saves a lot rational debate.