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(CNN)   Nine years after breaking up with Adam Corolla, Jimmy Kimmel is getting hitched   (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 62
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2012-08-16 05:30:48 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Shoulda stuck with his last one...
 
2012-08-16 06:00:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x507]

Shoulda stuck with his last one...


Whatever happened with that? I thought she was the reason he left his wife at the time.
 
2012-08-16 06:04:33 PM  

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x507]

Shoulda stuck with his last one...

Whatever happened with that? I thought she was the reason he left his wife at the time.


Oblig.
 
2012-08-16 06:07:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Shoulda stuck with his last one...


I would do unspeakably filthy things to her.
 
2012-08-16 06:08:13 PM  
 
2012-08-16 06:10:01 PM  
I thought he was gay. Sarah Silverman looks too much like her brother. Would have sex with her, but would feel weird about it.
 
2012-08-16 06:12:52 PM  
Who the hell is Adam Corolla? I know of an Adam Carolla, but Adam Corolla escapes me.
 
2012-08-16 06:14:13 PM  
The new one can probably shut the hell up about being Jewish.
 
2012-08-16 06:20:27 PM  

BroVinny: Who the hell is Adam Corolla? I know of an Adam Carolla, but Adam Corolla escapes me.


i464.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-16 06:43:29 PM  
Meh. If you're gonna take a shot at someone, get their name right.
 
2012-08-16 06:49:04 PM  
 
2012-08-16 06:52:37 PM  
www.man-hairstyle.com

I can't quit you, Kimmel.
 
2012-08-16 06:55:35 PM  
Huh...I was just listening to an episode of Adam Carolla show where Jimmy was his guest. It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.

Now, this here Democrat agrees with a lot of his view points and finds his "racist/misogynistic/xenophobic" leanings frankly refreshing to hear verbalized in the manner in which he does. But I think little by little he is becoming a bit too "angry rich republican guy" for me.

I do appreciate his unabashed vitriol for other cultures, though.
 
2012-08-16 07:04:46 PM  

El Brujo: Huh...I was just listening to an episode of Adam Carolla show where Jimmy was his guest. It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.

Now, this here Democrat agrees with a lot of his view points and finds his "racist/misogynistic/xenophobic" leanings frankly refreshing to hear verbalized in the manner in which he does. But I think little by little he is becoming a bit too "angry rich republican guy" for me.

I do appreciate his unabashed vitriol for other cultures, though.


"I agree wholeheartedly"
 
2012-08-16 07:05:14 PM  
Kimmel is a great guy. I hope this one works out.
 
2012-08-16 07:06:02 PM  

El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.



adam carolla podcast bingo


chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole
 
2012-08-16 07:12:58 PM  

King_Dude610: "I agree wholeheartedly"



how about we leave the joking to Adam?

/take a moment to be quiet
//It's just a waste of my time!
 
2012-08-16 07:13:16 PM  
I always thought he was gay.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-16 07:13:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole


shiat, I landed on pop-warner football.
 
2012-08-16 07:35:04 PM  
That girl is pretty.
 
2012-08-16 07:46:21 PM  

El Brujo: Huh...I was just listening to an episode of Adam Carolla show where Jimmy was his guest. It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.

Now, this here Democrat agrees with a lot of his view points and finds his "racist/misogynistic/xenophobic" leanings frankly refreshing to hear verbalized in the manner in which he does. But I think little by little he is becoming a bit too "angry rich republican guy" for me.

I do appreciate his unabashed vitriol for other cultures, though.


I have to mentally tune out when he starts going on about being the Randian superman of the internet or whenever he has a cockbag like Jonah Goldberg as a guest. All told, I think he's funny, I just disagree with his politics.
 
2012-08-16 07:48:58 PM  
Adam Carolla is a god
 
2012-08-16 08:02:01 PM  

BroVinny: Who the hell is Adam Corolla? I know of an Adam Carolla, but Adam Corolla escapes me.


He invented the Toyota. Duh.
 
2012-08-16 08:06:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole


Passion fruit iced tea
 
2012-08-16 08:11:14 PM  
 
2012-08-16 09:01:10 PM  

King_Dude610: El Brujo: Huh...I was just listening to an episode of Adam Carolla show where Jimmy was his guest. It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.

Now, this here Democrat agrees with a lot of his view points and finds his "racist/misogynistic/xenophobic" leanings frankly refreshing to hear verbalized in the manner in which he does. But I think little by little he is becoming a bit too "angry rich republican guy" for me.

I do appreciate his unabashed vitriol for other cultures, though.

"I agree wholeheartedly"


zip it c--t
 
2012-08-16 09:05:07 PM  

Lou E. Ville: rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole

Passion fruit iced tea


Bad:
David Wild segments
Anything referencing that blowhard Dennis Prager

Good:

Huell Howser segments with Dana Gould
Bald Bryan droping "where's the sports" on Shek


/I might be in the minority, but I'll never tire of Dameshek
//Taste Accountant
 
2012-08-16 09:34:21 PM  

Lou E. Ville: rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole

Passion fruit iced tea


Does he still to the Lightning Round?
"SPORTS! Traffic Traffic Traffic weather"
 
2012-08-16 09:48:13 PM  

BroVinny: Who the hell is Adam Corolla? I know of an Adam Carolla, but Adam Corolla escapes me.


Of course he did, corolla floored it
 
2012-08-16 09:49:13 PM  
So who's the lucky guy? Never seen him before.

/Jimmy, ya shoulda stuck with Sarah
 
2012-08-16 09:49:31 PM  
Kimmel is the epitome of no talent ass clown who got incredibly lucky. His humor would be considered puerile by eight year olds. That he has succeeded to the degree he has is a fine example of the cultural death of a once great nation. If you like his work, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.
 
2012-08-16 10:11:03 PM  

Brontes: Love Line Archive, for the Carolla fans.


Thanks, man!
 
2012-08-16 10:23:13 PM  

Highway61Revisited: Huell Howser segments with Dana Gould



i was in SoCal recently and stumbled upon Huell; seeing it live was amazing.

That shiat is real!

he was in santa barbara or some shiat and while the content was nothing "aceworthy", having heard pretty much 98% of Carolla's podcasts*, it made perfect sense.

Huell's Jewels, baby!

*i have learned to pretty much avoid Greg Fitzsimmons. he's smart and funny and all but, not as a comic, just as a guy, when he talks about How Much He Has To Give New Comics, it is just so self serving and off-putting. Like, Dana just is funny, Dom Irerra just is funny, etc., Fitzsimmons on Carolla seems to be about like, "yeah, i'm so great, so many could learn from me, if they would only listen, i have so much to teach, if i could ONLY REEEECH THEEEZE KEEEEDZ!"
 
2012-08-16 10:26:47 PM  

Lou E. Ville: rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole

Passion fruit iced tea


No one likes shiatty new age salad
 
2012-08-16 10:48:57 PM  
I loved Carolla on LoveLine & I loved his show on 97.1 in LA. That station was great when I lived in LA and podcasts didn't exist yet. Carolla's new Podcast isn't very good, though. I miss Strasser & without a producer to piss Carolla off he just goes off on canned bits all the time. Nowadays, instead of having some decent insight he just sounds like an entitled ass and/or he's playing a part.
 
2012-08-16 10:54:49 PM  
Given how he staffs his show, I'm surprised he's not marrying a cousin.
 
2012-08-16 11:04:46 PM  
So he's not farking Ben Affleck any more?

(that skit and Sarah/Matt Damon were both priceless)
 
2012-08-16 11:44:16 PM  

Samsquantch: Kimmel is the epitome of no talent ass clown who got incredibly lucky. His humor would be considered puerile by eight year olds. That he has succeeded to the degree he has is a fine example of the cultural death of a once great nation. If you like his work, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.


0/10.
 
2012-08-17 12:35:38 AM  

El Brujo: rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole

shiat, I landed on pop-warner football.


"It was Pop Warner"
"Yeah, hello?"
 
2012-08-17 12:42:37 AM  
John Hiatt does not rule.

Congratulations Jimmy Kimmel.
 
2012-08-17 01:03:41 AM  

MBTAhole: I loved Carolla on LoveLine & I loved his show on 97.1 in LA. That station was great when I lived in LA and podcasts didn't exist yet. Carolla's new Podcast isn't very good, though. I miss Strasser & without a producer to piss Carolla off he just goes off on canned bits all the time. Nowadays, instead of having some decent insight he just sounds like an entitled ass and/or he's playing a part.


I could never stand talk radio at all until I discovered podcasts. The hosts never have a chance to get on a roll with the constant breaking for commercials.
 
2012-08-17 01:07:08 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel's humor never appealed to me.

/To each their own.
 
2012-08-17 02:08:11 AM  

Samsquantch: Kimmel is the epitome of no talent ass clown who got incredibly lucky. His humor would be considered puerile by eight year olds. That he has succeeded to the degree he has is a fine example of the cultural death of a once great nation. If you like his work, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.


thank you! how this ass-wipe got half as far as he has is a complete mystery to me. perhaps he can suck cock with superior expertise. Kimmel peaked as card reading boy for that monotone jewish asswipe years ago (sorry, i'm serious, my meds are kicking in and i'm having trouble thinking). why JK got a spot on The Man Show i don't know. he sucks.

Not a CSB, but true: when Kimmel first got his own show i figured i'd give it a shot, take a peek. on national television i see Jimmy Kimmel burying his hand in his ass in a sweaty scratch-fest, then he pulls his stink paw and extends his hand to shake the hand of a guest who just walked on set. i could not believe my farking eyes. what a disgusting bastard.

the ultimate icing on the cake was Jimmy "i look like a downs syndrome" Kimmel spending time with sarah silverman. she is in the top 10 most disgusting no talent coonts ever; she scrapes the bottom of the barrel of offensiveness because she has no talent. she has no choice but to be loud and rude. they are a perfect couple.
 
2012-08-17 02:15:14 AM  
Came for Sarah...finished reading her book not so long ago and couldn't love her any more than I do now.
 
2012-08-17 06:00:21 AM  

rickythepenguin: Highway61Revisited: Huell Howser segments with Dana Gould


i was in SoCal recently and stumbled upon Huell; seeing it live was amazing.

That shiat is real!

he was in santa barbara or some shiat and while the content was nothing "aceworthy", having heard pretty much 98% of Carolla's podcasts*, it made perfect sense.

Huell's Jewels, baby!

*i have learned to pretty much avoid Greg Fitzsimmons. he's smart and funny and all but, not as a comic, just as a guy, when he talks about How Much He Has To Give New Comics, it is just so self serving and off-putting. Like, Dana just is funny, Dom Irerra just is funny, etc., Fitzsimmons on Carolla seems to be about like, "yeah, i'm so great, so many could learn from me, if they would only listen, i have so much to teach, if i could ONLY REEEECH THEEEZE KEEEEDZ!"


Yeah that's not Greg at all. I think you're getting him confused with Marc maron.
 
2012-08-17 06:15:52 AM  

Highway61Revisited: Lou E. Ville: rickythepenguin: El Brujo: It was a funny show and reminds me of how the show was just a couple short years ago before Adam became a super angry right wing guy.


adam carolla podcast bingo

chickenshiat tickets
mayor villaretardo failed the bar 4 times
every third 80s movie had the scene where ____
"do the math"
refractory period
booking a cool guest, conducting a 5 minute "interview" consisting of 4 minutes of ACeman, then 45 minutes of Alison reading stories you read on fark 2 weeks ago
racing cars
shiatty 80s "syntho" music
complaining about how bad the Sirius 80s channel is
Network TV execs are farkups
Dr. Drew has a bunch of TV shows
"can I say this"
North Hollywood High
My dad sucks
My mom sucks
My son is gay
Why was my movie given an "R" for one use of the word "fark" when movies with titties, drugs, beheadings, and 48 "farks" get PG-13?
LA is a shiathole

Passion fruit iced tea

Bad:
David Wild segments
Anything referencing that blowhard Dennis Prager

Good:

Huell Howser segments with Dana Gould
Bald Bryan droping "where's the sports" on Shek


/I might be in the minority, but I'll never tire of Dameshek
//Taste Accountant


Im a big fan of the shek. Was sad when Daves of thunder got the axe. At least one good thing came out of it; Donnys dismissal.
 
2012-08-17 06:16:57 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x507]

Shoulda stuck with his last one...


I'm guessing he's glad he didn't ...

maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com
 
2012-08-17 07:42:27 AM  
Hit it, Bald!
 
2012-08-17 07:46:08 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x507]

Shoulda stuck with his last one...


Meh, I'm sure my attention span for her would run as long as her stand-up routine. Anything after that is just tedious and obnoxious. She is the kind of chick you bang once in awhile why you are looking for something better to have a relaitionship with.
 
2012-08-17 09:12:58 AM  

towatchoverme: FirstNationalBastard: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x507]

Shoulda stuck with his last one...

I'm guessing he's glad he didn't ...

[maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com image 480x720]


I came in here to do just this....I thought about posting the rear shot just to put the nail in the coffin. Gross, unless you are over 50 years old and find this "hot". Thanks.
 
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