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2012-08-16 01:43:20 PM
That's going to make that place even more popular with hipsters.
 
2012-08-16 01:44:08 PM
Without hipsters, there would be no coffee shops.
 
2012-08-16 01:51:18 PM

Krymson Tyde: That's going to make that place even more popular with hipsters.


Yep, they'll just go there ironically.
 
2012-08-16 01:55:59 PM
Hipsters, man! They can mucho smoocho my fart button.
 
2012-08-16 02:00:10 PM
APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)


Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.
 
2012-08-16 02:04:05 PM
What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go
 
2012-08-16 02:07:55 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


I love how the first pic in the gallery is of a hooker who just had a record night.
 
2012-08-16 02:34:33 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.
 
2012-08-16 02:58:11 PM
Once a topic becomes popular enough to be considered a "hipster topic," it's already too well-known for a hipster to want to talk about it.
 
2012-08-16 03:12:02 PM

Lsherm: AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go

We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.


It is douchebag central. It's one of those place where you go to be seen.
 
2012-08-16 03:59:43 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)

Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.


Times like this, I'm glad I don't drink coffee.
 
2012-08-16 04:15:24 PM
I hated hipsters before you guys did.
 
2012-08-16 04:20:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: APPROPRIATE topics:
Paul Ryan (in a non-sneering tone)

Oh okay, I'll just go get my coffee from Starbucks then.


Just be sure to do it ironically.
 
2012-08-16 04:26:37 PM

Lsherm: AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go

We have a coffee shop like that near my office. Horrendous service, terrible coffee, but everyone goes there because when glitzy people come to DC they usually stop there.

The gallery from the link you provided looks like douchebag central. Also, the website plays cuban music in the background no matter what page you're on. It's just as obnoxious as the Myspace days.


Also the pictures in the slideshow slide the wrong direction. God, I hate hipsters and their stupid ironic hipster crap.
 
2012-08-16 04:27:58 PM
I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.
 
2012-08-16 04:28:25 PM
Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?
 
2012-08-16 04:29:15 PM
Hipsters have sex? Most of the ones I've encountered seem almost asexual, like they're art or music is more important than flirting/talking and intercoursing a woman.
 
2012-08-16 04:29:22 PM
Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)
 
2012-08-16 04:29:35 PM
what's a COFFEE SHOP??
 
2012-08-16 04:29:47 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?


That's beatniks!

Hipsters are much worse.
 
2012-08-16 04:30:11 PM
Are customers not allowed to discuss the menu?
 
2012-08-16 04:30:57 PM
I ironically love hipsters.
 
2012-08-16 04:32:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Keizer_Ghidorah: Wait, so we can't recite bad poetry and be applauded by finger-snapping anymore?

That's beatniks!

Hipsters are much worse.


external.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-16 04:33:37 PM
No hipsters will ever go here again, because now it's mainstream.
 
2012-08-16 04:34:24 PM

ladyfortuna: Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)


read one panel and hooked.
Know what I'm doing this weekend now.
thanks.
 
2012-08-16 04:34:25 PM
I banned annoying hipster topics before it was popular.
 
2012-08-16 04:34:27 PM
why is Jon banned but not John

just curious
 
2012-08-16 04:36:21 PM
I stopped talking about annoying hipster topics before it was popular.
 
2012-08-16 04:37:55 PM
Hipsters will go there even more now, ironically.
 
2012-08-16 04:38:02 PM
Here in Oregon I'm surrounded by hipsters. Bicycle shops and coffee shops everywhere.
 
2012-08-16 04:39:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Without hipsters, there would be no coffee shops.


No. Coffee shops came first.
Link 

Also, I've been in coffee shops where all the customers were old Italian guys. Although I may have been a hipster at the time and not known it.

///doubt that I was, really
//was earnest and idealistic
/so no, I wasn't
 
2012-08-16 04:39:20 PM
Annoying Hipster Topics was my favorite band before they sold out and started playing in venues other than my friend Serge's basement.
 
2012-08-16 04:39:35 PM
Didn't irony jump the shark, like, 10 years ago? Haven't the cool kids moved on to something else?

/I assumed once mainstream culture took on irony the hipsters would become plain dealers
 
2012-08-16 04:39:54 PM
I was complaining about annoying hipsters before it was cool.
 
2012-08-16 04:44:35 PM
There's half the battle won.

Let me fix that for you: Coffee shop bans 'talking about annoying hipster topics' 

Just sit there, drink your damned coffee and look smug.

Maybe they could dress the barristas as Trappist monks and forbid them to talk except on business as well.
 
2012-08-16 04:44:49 PM

hdhale: I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.


That's the thing. Hipsters don't know anything good, have a high sense of entitlement and ruin anything they touch or go to.
 
2012-08-16 04:47:40 PM
Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?
 
2012-08-16 04:49:02 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: What a hip Coffee Shop looks like in NYC


/shiatty service but it's where all the cool people go


Maybe 15 years ago, now its where Mr and Mrs Omaha go after they are done in Times Square.
 
2012-08-16 04:51:59 PM

hdhale: I'm learning in this thread that hipsters wouldn't know good coffee from bear urine. Fascinating.


ecomodder.com

/Also, most illogical.
 
2012-08-16 04:52:50 PM
STOP SAYING "HIPSTER"!!!!!
 
2012-08-16 04:53:55 PM

WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?


there is no definition. at one point in time there may have been... now it's pretty much anyone you don't like that's not a redneck. unless it's a hipster redneck.
 
2012-08-16 04:54:54 PM

ladyfortuna: Sounds like Coffee Of Doom (if you haven't read that comic, do yourself a favor and set aside like... six hours... and do it.)


Jeph Jacques is the man.
 
2012-08-16 04:55:12 PM
Best part... hipsters are only JUST NOW realizing what everyone else already knew; that hipsters are not cool.


lh3.ggpht.com 
Everyone but hipsters are hipster hating hipsters!
 
2012-08-16 04:55:39 PM

pute kisses like a man: WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?

there is no definition. at one point in time there may have been... now it's pretty much anyone you don't like that's not a redneck. unless it's a hipster redneck.


Yay! I'm a hipster!

/no redneck here
 
2012-08-16 04:56:26 PM

WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?


I was defining hipsters before in went mainstream.
 
2012-08-16 04:56:29 PM
I think the greatest irony of all is using "hipster" as a label for anything you think isn't cool.
 
2012-08-16 04:59:32 PM

WalMartian: Being an old fart like OldFartHenry, would someone define a hipster for me? Is it a certain age?


Somebody more concerned with their image and its uniqueness than with living their life.
 
2012-08-16 04:59:40 PM
img1.fark.net
 
2012-08-16 05:00:36 PM
Since I took the photo in the article, I'm going to count this as a greenlight for myself.

/pats self on back
 
2012-08-16 05:01:15 PM
My favorite coffee shop is so obscure the owner doesn't even know he's running the place.
 
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