If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Politico)   Joe Biden's staff now trying to edit media pool reports about the Joe Biden Experience   (politico.com) divider line 67
    More: Amusing, Joe Biden, Biden Experience, NASCAR teams  
•       •       •

5613 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2012 at 3:21 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



67 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-16 01:25:35 PM
The attempt to control Biden, or limit visibility to a natural politician practicing his craft can often seem especially self-defeating.


Aide 1: Biden? He can't be controlled. He's as likely to fight us as the Republicans.

Aide 2: We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him.

Aide 1: Yes, he's a gifted speaker. But he threatens everything we've built. Before us, the Democratic Party was nothing. We brought all the Democrats together. We created a nation out of liberals and welfare queens! We build the future, us! Biden is the past. A man who fights for no flag. A man loyal to no country.

Aide 2: How many debatess have we won off the edge of his tongue? This will be the greatest campaign the world has ever seen. We need the greatest debater.

Aide 1: There's only one man he'll listen to.

fin
 
2012-08-16 01:25:54 PM
Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put Joe's face on the cover of "The Jimi Hendrix Experience".
 
2012-08-16 01:39:48 PM
I'm pretty sure this was a calculated move by the Obama campaign to lower expectations for the vice presidential debate.
 
2012-08-16 03:27:28 PM
Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.
 
2012-08-16 03:28:15 PM
Seeing how well the trial balloon for gay marriage went, we can only assume that Biden's NASCAR remarks mean Obama is going to compete in the Daytona 500.
 
2012-08-16 03:28:35 PM

WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.


Probably because Joe is closer to white middle class than any politician in America.
 
2012-08-16 03:28:40 PM
Is he really as stupid as he comes across or is he purposefully trying to sabotage the campaign?

He just CAN'T be that much of a fool can he? There must something more going on...
 
2012-08-16 03:29:27 PM
zomg, Biden's staffers are in close physical proximity to Biden, listen to nearby reporters, and they're trying to ensure he doesn't make gaffes! The horror!

Quick - to the presses! We can't let this outrage of Biden's staffers trying to actually help him go undocumented!

C'mon now, this is beyond ridiculous.
 
2012-08-16 03:29:37 PM
Biden's staff? I think you mean Obama campaign staff. Editing pool reports and eavesdropping on reporters? Quite the piece of cake you dimwits voted for.
 
2012-08-16 03:30:59 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"I'm headin' down ta Wall St., Joe! Whaddya tink uh dat?"

"Don't you doos it, boy! Dey gon' put y'all BACK IN CHAINNNNS!"
 
2012-08-16 03:33:02 PM
Disney's new ride. The Biden experience. Guaranteed to confuse you about where you're going, why you're there, and surely you've got to thank someone for something so why not thank a virginian for North Carolina
 
2012-08-16 03:34:49 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-08-16 03:35:15 PM
Train by day, Joe Biden podcast by night, all day
 
2012-08-16 03:36:33 PM

WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.


No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.
 
2012-08-16 03:36:34 PM
Odd article... no real facts... just lots of speculation...
 
2012-08-16 03:37:28 PM

dittybopper: Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put Joe's face on the cover of "The Jimi Hendrix Experience".


www.hostingbytes.us
 
2012-08-16 03:38:25 PM

Agneska: Biden's staff? I think you mean Obama campaign staff. Editing pool reports and eavesdropping on reporters? Quite the piece of cake you dimwits voted for.


Highlighting pool reports, not editing them. There was no censorship.

And as far as eavesdropping on reporters, if you find out that Romney's staff is doing that, do you promise to not vote for him? Or is this more random outrage?
 
2012-08-16 03:40:04 PM

shotglasss: No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.


Using those talking points in this issue does not help. You need to save those TPs for when you're trying to hide your own racist-sounding phrases.
 
2012-08-16 03:41:15 PM

shotglasss: WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.

No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.


What he said was that banks want to put white middle class males into bondage.

I am curious how you got from what Biden said to what you said. Are you the derpmitter with all the false submissions?
 
2012-08-16 03:42:55 PM

shotglasss: WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.

No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.


White middle class here. Biden is the closest ally to my monetary well being out of the 4 on the two tickets. But thanks for speaking for me.
 
2012-08-16 03:43:07 PM

shotglasss: WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.

No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.


so you're saying he likes teh gheys but not black people?
 
2012-08-16 03:45:17 PM

shotglasss: WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.

No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men. Especially one who says that white middle class makes want to bring back slavery.


So close. You almost made a sentence, but then you accidentally
 
2012-08-16 03:45:22 PM
Mitt Romney is foreign
He doesn't understand our Afro-American ways
He needs to take his hate and divisiveness back to the Hamptons.
 
2012-08-16 03:45:55 PM
Can anyone guess how I konw Subby didn't read the whole article?



/Hint: Most people link to the first page. Occasionally someone accidentally links to the last page. In this case...
 
2012-08-16 03:46:13 PM

MilesTeg: Is he really as stupid as he comes across or is he purposefully trying to sabotage the campaign?

He just CAN'T be that much of a fool can he? There must something more going on...


Biden is actually one of the more brilliant men in Washington. He has decades of experience and knows foreign policy inside and out. He's also tends to just speak his mind a bit more freely than other politicians and sometimes gets a bit tongue-tied, which Fox news likes to take out of context to ridicule every chance they get.

Still, how could this guy not be awesome?
nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-16 03:46:25 PM
weaselzippers.us
 
2012-08-16 03:48:23 PM
i.imgur.com

Yes. I know I suck at Photoshop. Just shut up.
 
2012-08-16 03:50:47 PM

bwilson27: dittybopper: Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put Joe's face on the cover of "The Jimi Hendrix Experience".

[www.hostingbytes.us image 850x850]


Don't forget:

Solar Electric Ladyland

DNC Bold As Love
 
2012-08-16 03:52:13 PM

shotglasss: WTF Indeed: Joe Biden relates better to white middle class males better than any politician in America.

No north eastern liberal who has spent most of his life in DC can relate well to white middle class men.


Luckily, Mitt Romney hasn't ever served in DC, so he middle class white guys can really relate to him. He is friends with NASCAR team owners and owns dancing horses, you know.
 
2012-08-16 03:53:20 PM
Voodoo Economics Chile
 
2012-08-16 03:53:34 PM
Thanks for your support! And congratulations to you. When are you expecting? Oh, you're not pregnant?

Well, then I won't congratulate your husband here either.

Oh, that's not your husband?

Don't tell me a girl as pretty as you had to bring her brother? Well, at least you're not a lesbian!

Oh, that's your girlfriend?

Well, you and Hillary would get along great. Something about those female secretaries of state!

Anyway, thanks for your support and please urge all your friends, family and your parents to vote for us, too!

Oh, your parents are dead?

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure it was for the best.

Oh, they starved slowly over three weeks while trapped in their car during a blizzard?
 
2012-08-16 03:54:06 PM

xxmedium: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]

Yes. I know I suck at Photoshop. Just shut up.


Well it made me smile, so "+1, would laugh again".

I look forward to similar efforts in the future!
 
2012-08-16 03:54:41 PM
If subby didn't suck at submitting articles, we would have seen page 1 first.

The most emotionally powerful minute of Joe Biden's two-day swing through rural Virginia almost didn't happen.

After the vice president paid a solemn visit Wednesday to the memorial honoring the victims of the 2007 Virginia Tech shooting here, reporters asked him about his feelings upon seeing the site.

As Biden began to answer, his aides intervened, yelling "Let's go," and trying to shoo reporters back to the motorcade.

Only when it became clear that the vice president wanted to express himself did his entourage stop interrupting to let the candidate speak.

When he did, Biden recalled his own family tragedy - losing his young wife and daughter in a 1972 car accident - and paused repeatedly to keep his composure.

It was the side of Biden - comfortable with his emotions, and with a gift for human connection - that makes him appealing to many voters. And the moment never would've taken place if he had not effectively overruled his would-be handlers.


That kind of ruins the narrative, so it's better to go with OMG THEY'RE EAVESDROPPING.
 
2012-08-16 03:54:48 PM
OK, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
 
2012-08-16 03:59:17 PM
I bet Biden couldn't even get any important legislation passed, like renaming a post office, or slightly changing the way sales tax on arrows is calculated.
 
2012-08-16 03:59:22 PM
Biden would beat the ever-loving shiate out of any Republican. I say bare knuckles vs Mitch 'The BeYitch' McConnell

GI JOE!!!

Knowing is half the battle
 
2012-08-16 04:01:42 PM

MBooda: bwilson27: dittybopper: Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put Joe's face on the cover of "The Jimi Hendrix Experience".

[www.hostingbytes.us image 850x850]

Don't forget:

Solar Electric Ladyland

DNC Bold As Love


Every time I see the acronym DNC, I think of this.
 
2012-08-16 04:02:32 PM
FarkingReading:

This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Kudos, sir and/or Madam. Kudos.
 
2012-08-16 04:02:53 PM

Pocket Ninja: The attempt to control Biden, or limit visibility to a natural politician practicing his craft can often seem especially self-defeating.


Aide 1: Biden? He can't be controlled. He's as likely to fight us as the Republicans.

Aide 2: We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him.

Aide 1: Yes, he's a gifted speaker. But he threatens everything we've built. Before us, the Democratic Party was nothing. We brought all the Democrats together. We created a nation out of liberals and welfare queens! We build the future, us! Biden is the past. A man who fights for no flag. A man loyal to no country.

Aide 2: How many debatess have we won off the edge of his tongue? This will be the greatest campaign the world has ever seen. We need the greatest debater.

Aide 1: There's only one man he'll listen to.

fin


A coda:

Aide 3: Where's the Vice President? I haven't seen him in a half hour?

Joe Biden's Trans Am screams off into the distance, blairing, "Rock and Roll Fantasy" by Bad Company
 
2012-08-16 04:03:46 PM

FarkingReading: OK, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.


Uhhh...ya know...I did that...uh...once...mm .. lessee. .. uh Yeah (laughs) it was pretty ... uhh.. embarassing. And I think of myself as articulate and ..ah ... intelligent but ... well ... ya see ... it wasn't something I'd want a transcript of, yuhknowutimean?
 
2012-08-16 04:07:48 PM
Have they tried a Fido shock collar?

/Worked on Dan Quayle
 
2012-08-16 04:09:02 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-16 04:13:12 PM
At one point he thought himself as something of a faith healer....

Link

I swear, If Romney were to promise that Biden would become his Press Secretary I would vote for him.
 
2012-08-16 04:13:37 PM
Gotta wonder if the brain aneurism Biden had in the past has anything to do with his behavior.
Link
 
2012-08-16 04:14:30 PM
All they need to do for the vice presidential debate is give Ryan some rope and have him hand it to Biden.
 
2012-08-16 04:15:58 PM

JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure this was a calculated move by the Obama campaign to lower expectations for the vice presidential debate.


Not that the VP debate should even matter that much, but yeah, that debate is going to be UGLY
Whether Dems want to admit it or not, Ryan is one articulate and likable dude. Being from Wisconsin I'm quite familiar w Ryan, and sorry Dems but he will absolutely destroy Biden in the VP debate.
 
2012-08-16 04:17:56 PM

Libertrollian: sorry Dems but he will absolutely destroy Biden in the VP debate.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-16 04:21:19 PM

Libertrollian: JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure this was a calculated move by the Obama campaign to lower expectations for the vice presidential debate.

Not that the VP debate should even matter that much, but yeah, that debate is going to be UGLY
Whether Dems want to admit it or not, Ryan is one articulate and likable dude. Being from Wisconsin I'm quite familiar w Ryan, and sorry Dems but he will absolutely destroy Biden in the VP debate.


I'm a liberal and I agree with you. Ryan is going to destroy Biden in the debate. I might not even watch.
 
2012-08-16 04:24:15 PM
wait, there's white male conservative republican politicians cutting "rights' for women, making racist remarks, hateful remarks and Joe Biden is a fool?
obviously I'm not reading everything somehow and then I accidentally.
USA, USA, USA
 
2012-08-16 04:26:18 PM
i168.photobucket.com
 
Displayed 50 of 67 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report