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(Montgomery Police Reporter)   A couple of young attractive drunk ladies go "Yay me" crazy, which apparently involves urinating in the back of a police car (with loads of pics)   (montgomerycountypolicereporter.com) divider line 63
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2012-08-16 01:33:23 PM  
When "keeping it real" goes wrong.
 
2012-08-16 01:50:10 PM  
Bet they're fun to party with.
 
2012-08-16 01:57:39 PM  
montgomerycountypolicereporter.com

Nice!
 
2012-08-16 02:32:17 PM  
Interesting paint job.
montgomerycountypolicereporter.com
 
2012-08-16 03:54:38 PM  
Fifty bucks.
 
2012-08-16 03:55:56 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-08-16 03:57:16 PM  

minoridiot: Interesting paint job.


Did these chicks have the option to sit in the front? Says "Choose Your Ride"
 
2012-08-16 03:58:44 PM  
Girls just wanna have fun.
 
2012-08-16 04:00:45 PM  
They look like they clean up pretty well

/clean up not necessary
 
2012-08-16 04:02:13 PM  
The DWI taxi is the best part.
 
2012-08-16 04:03:02 PM  
Benucio
minoridiot: Interesting paint job.

Did these chicks have the option to sit in the front? Says "Choose Your Ride"


so is that a cop joke or will they actually just take you home if you call?
 
2012-08-16 04:03:27 PM  
Too old.


/ me, not them.
// *sigh*
 
2012-08-16 04:03:34 PM  

SuperChuck: They look like they clean up pretty well

/clean up not necessary


One does not simply 'hose off' the herpes.
 
2012-08-16 04:03:48 PM  
biatches be crazy.
 
2012-08-16 04:04:37 PM  
I imagine their "OMG girls night out!!!" shrieking was unbearable.
 
2012-08-16 04:05:16 PM  
And this is why, after dealing with morons like these two, day in and day out, year after year, a cop decides to shoot first then ask questions
 
2012-08-16 04:06:50 PM  

Ebenator: I imagine their "OMG girls night out!!!" shrieking was unbearable.


You bastard!!!! Now I'm gonna have tard-shrieking running through my head all day.
 
2012-08-16 04:08:48 PM  
ROBIN Scott and Renee WILLIAMS?

How about na-no, na-no?
 
2012-08-16 04:09:01 PM  
somewhere there are pre-arrest duck-face pictures on teh intarwebs. bet fitty on it.
 
2012-08-16 04:10:05 PM  

LeroyBourne: SuperChuck: They look like they clean up pretty well

/clean up not necessary

One does not simply 'hose off' the herpes.


How much you wanna bet they were "hosed on"??
 
2012-08-16 04:11:09 PM  
I wanna see the pics before the arrest. The topless dancing on top of the bar pics
 
2012-08-16 04:11:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LeroyBourne: SuperChuck: They look like they clean up pretty well

/clean up not necessary

One does not simply 'hose off' the herpes.

How much you wanna bet they were "hosed on"??


I'm guessing they've both got a lame celtic-knot design for their tramp stamps.
 
2012-08-16 04:11:58 PM  
I thought the correct scientific name was 'Woo-Girls'?

/"Wooo!"
 
2012-08-16 04:12:28 PM  
Everything about all of that made my brain vomit.
 
2012-08-16 04:12:48 PM  
I wonder if the "passenger turned driver" who fled to the house than got in a Scion... was ditching drugs..... I could picture her rushing into the house like in goodfellas and cutting a bag of cocaine into a toilet than bouncing out the back door.

Feel kind of bad for the chick jus' chillin' smoking a bowl or something that got dragged into this mess
 
2012-08-16 04:14:42 PM  

cwheelie: And this is why, after dealing with morons like these two, day in and day out, year after year, a cop decides to shoot first then ask questions


So much this.
 
2012-08-16 04:14:49 PM  
Girls Just Want To Have Fun.

Wonder what's the backstory on the Texas plates on the urinator's car. Can we expect to see her anytime soon in San Antone or Austin?
 
2012-08-16 04:15:33 PM  
Nice camel-toe on the brunette.
 
2012-08-16 04:16:19 PM  
Holy fark, a GIS for Renee Williams brings up a huge biatch!
 
2012-08-16 04:16:35 PM  

rib246: Feel kind of bad for the chick jus' chillin' smoking a bowl or something that got dragged into this mess


Apparently she also had warrants out for her arrest.
 
2012-08-16 04:16:38 PM  
Judge "Urinating on a police car?"

Gunny Highway: "Seemed like the thing to do sir."
 
2012-08-16 04:17:51 PM  
montgomerycountypolicereporter.com

Nice cleavage and an animal print bra.
 
2012-08-16 04:18:33 PM  

WhippingBoy: I'm guessing they've both got a lame celtic-knot design for their tramp stamps.


I was thinking more like this:
cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2012-08-16 04:20:29 PM  
approaching Riley Fuzzel Road

Fo Shuzzel?
 
2012-08-16 04:21:34 PM  

jbuist: Bet they're fun to party with.


Would have a response for that if only he were alive:

i.usatoday.net
 
2012-08-16 04:24:50 PM  
So....is this were the thread derails into pictures of drunken, shiatshow Woo-girls and hot messes?
 
2012-08-16 04:25:15 PM  
From the comments:

Mr. Smartypants says:
August 16, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Audio? "beep you...you beep beep. I'm going to beep in the beep car right now if you take me to beep jail. There, you beep cop, take that."


Shows promise, but needs to come to Fark to take his game to the next level.
 
2012-08-16 04:25:57 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: So....is this were the thread derails into pictures of drunken, shiatshow Woo-girls and hot messes?


Yay!
 
2012-08-16 04:27:25 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: So....is this were the thread derails into pictures of drunken, shiatshow Woo-girls and hot messes?


imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-08-16 04:31:44 PM  
I'm thinking the DWI "taxi" means that you could either call a taxi or this one will take you instead.
 
2012-08-16 04:34:37 PM  
Guess I'll start....

www.acespartygirls.co.uk


/Link is hot.
//GIS for Woo Girls is NSFW, as you would expect.
 
2012-08-16 04:38:37 PM  
That is some neck deep crazy right there.
 
2012-08-16 04:51:28 PM  
woooooooooooooooooo

/ i shudder just thinking of the sound.
 
2012-08-16 04:52:56 PM  

rib246: I wonder if the "passenger turned driver" who fled to the house than got in a Scion... was ditching drugs..... I could picture her rushing into the house like in goodfellas and cutting a bag of cocaine into a toilet than bouncing out the back door.

Feel kind of bad for the chick jus' chillin' smoking a bowl or something that got dragged into this mess


Me too.

FTA
As deputies spoke with her, it was learned she had Harris County warrants and they also spotted a small amount of marijuana. She was arrested for possession. 

And also, you can get arrested for a "small amount of marijuana" in Texas?
 
2012-08-16 04:53:04 PM  
In my head, I read that whole thing in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
 
2012-08-16 04:54:03 PM  
So, Shannon Doherty has finally hit bottom?


montgomerycountypolicereporter.comwww.starscolor.com
 
2012-08-16 04:54:14 PM  
Should have had Casey Anthony along
 
2012-08-16 04:56:01 PM  

NightOwl2255: WhippingBoy: I'm guessing they've both got a lame celtic-knot design for their tramp stamps.

I was thinking more like this:
[cdn.randomfunnypicture.com image 450x675]


cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-08-16 05:09:31 PM  
Well, at least they did not both suicide by gunshot while handcuffed in the back seat.
 
2012-08-16 05:12:54 PM  

ThrowYourHatredDown: Nice cleavage and an animal print bra.


That uh... is pretty nice, actually
 
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