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(Big 1059)   TSA releases list of items confiscated. "To be clear, TSA notes the chastity belt was just detected, not confiscated, as they are not banned"   (big1059.com) divider line 15
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2012-08-16 01:30:19 PM
4 votes:
Article fails to mention it was just a copy of World of Warcraft.
2012-08-16 01:51:45 PM
2 votes:

LessO2: filter: An unloaded gun is rather useless.

Same can be said about the TSA.


Are you suggesting that the TSA agents need to be loaded to do their job, if so where can I sign up.
2012-08-16 01:28:50 PM
2 votes:
Oh, great. Now the terrorists know they can put bombs in metal chastity belts and blow their mooshed genitals, not to mention several pounds of shrapnel, through your head at 30,000 feet.

I say anybody who wears a chastity belt is insane to start with (or the prisoner of somebody who is insane) and should not be allowed to go home, let alone fly.

There's more than one kind of tough love.
2012-08-16 01:24:39 PM
2 votes:

nmdrkangl: A "viable" cannonball?

They're confiscating steel balls now?


All I know is when I flew recently, they weren't worried about my big brass ones.
2012-08-16 01:22:41 PM
2 votes:
Did they note a convenient urine colander on said chastity belt?
2012-08-16 01:53:32 PM
1 votes:
Guinevere used to have this problem. She always had hassles with the TSA because every time her husband Arthur rode off on a crusade he'd lock her up in a special forged steel chastity belt crafted by Merlin. It looked like a normal chastity belt except it had a hidden, spring-loaded guillotine-like blade in front. It was attached to a hair trigger and the least contact with the chastity belt would cause the razor-sharp blade to come slicing down.

So after one of his crusades Arthur returned to Camelot and assembled all of the knights of the Round Table in the courtyard, and ordered them to drop their doublets. There before his eyes, to his horror, he beheld the entire contingent of his men, the very flower of English chivalry, each and every one of them ripped asunder, horribly maimed by Merlin's infernal contraption. Each and every one of them, that is, except for Sir Lancelot. There stood Lancelot, smiling, his manhood quite intact and unharmed, proudly dangling in the breeze. Arthur approached Lancelot and said, "Sir Lancelot, I must admit I had my doubts about what you and Lady Guinevere might have been up to while I was away on my crusade. But now I see that you, only you, of all the knights of the Round Table, were deserving of my trust. Can you see it in your heart to forgive me for doubting you?"

To which Lancelot replied,

"Af OK yuh mayefty, o hahd feeyinks, I fohgih yuh"

/he was French after all
2012-08-16 01:45:01 PM
1 votes:
So, that's like .0002 per cent of people making us have to put up with this Bullshiat?

I say if you get caught with a gun in security, everybody behind you gets to take a free punch.


\Forever
\\Even after your dead
\\\Didn't see any boxcutters on that list
2012-08-16 01:28:25 PM
1 votes:
Funny how they fail to mention "passengers dignity" on the confiscated list.

www.andyellwood.com
2012-08-16 01:27:53 PM
1 votes:
Bear mace? I don't recall seeing any bears on the plane except for those cute stuffed ones
2012-08-16 01:26:50 PM
1 votes:

nmdrkangl: A "viable" cannonball?

They're confiscating steel balls now?


That's why I can't fly anymore.
2012-08-16 01:23:43 PM
1 votes:
A "viable" cannonball?

They're confiscating steel balls now?
2012-08-16 01:22:54 PM
1 votes:
What kind of moron doesn't triple check to make sure their firearm is unloaded before deciding to fly?
2012-08-16 01:18:55 PM
1 votes:
"..walker with mounted knife, chainsaw..."

This reads like a sequel to Bubba Ho Tep.
2012-08-16 01:17:17 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: In before the "your didlo" memo.


"An Chastity Belt", not "Your/His or Her Chastity belt".
2012-08-16 01:15:46 PM
1 votes:
In before the "your didlo" memo.
 
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