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(Big 1059)   TSA releases list of items confiscated. "To be clear, TSA notes the chastity belt was just detected, not confiscated, as they are not banned"   (big1059.com) divider line 9
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2012-08-16 01:28:25 PM
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Funny how they fail to mention "passengers dignity" on the confiscated list.

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2012-08-16 03:41:26 PM
1 votes:

Jaws_Victim: He does nothing other than recommend what many Farkers have done, which is to stop screening and return to what we had before, which was privatized screening. Which also had the hijackings all the way up until 9/11, and I may remind you there has been none since 2001. In the US, at least.


So because we haven't happened to have had another 9/11 (when there wasn't one in the first 97 years of aviation, either), TSA is awesome and any criticism is totally unfair?

I had cereal for breakfast this morning, and the sun hasn't exploded. You're welcome.
2012-08-16 02:05:46 PM
1 votes:

Jaws_Victim: LessO2: Jaws_Victim: But according to the Fark Terrorism Experts™, the TSA does nothing

Don't take Farkers opinions about it, take the guy who DOES have access to your precious SSI and has seen the numbers. Not sure of John Mica is a Farker or not, but I don't want to destroy your precious bravado.

Seen it. Complaining about how the rules have changed since his bare bones implementation accomplishes very little. He does nothing other than recommend what many Farkers have done, which is to stop screening and return to what we had before, which was privatized screening. Which also had the hijackings all the way up until 9/11, and I may remind you there has been none since 2001. In the US, at least.



Heh heh heh, speaking of "seen it," your argument is outdated as well.

The fact of the matter is that the private screeners on 9/11 did NOTHING wrong. In fact a couple of them got secondary screening. The FAA was in charge of screening guidelines on 9/11 and before, they gave the SOP to the private companies.

You can "remind" us all you want, but I can also remind you that there are numerous reports out there that shows you guys miss anywhere from 60-90% of the prohibited items the Red Teams breeze by you.
2012-08-16 01:42:36 PM
1 votes:
They forgot to add jewelry, cash, electronics, lunches, beverages, formula and breast milk in bottles, medical devices, knitting needles, nail clippers, medications, Swiss Army Knives....
2012-08-16 01:37:43 PM
1 votes:
If you're interested in "What the hell are people trying to take on planes?" aspect, the actual TSA blog is pretty well done.

And yes, people tried to get these on board a plane.

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And I'm not worried about the people who forget they have guns in their carry on bags. It's the ones who try to conceal things other than drugs. You can check guns in your luggage, just be sure it's unloaded.
2012-08-16 01:29:11 PM
1 votes:

filter: An unloaded gun is rather useless.


Same can be said about the TSA.
2012-08-16 01:28:50 PM
1 votes:
Oh, great. Now the terrorists know they can put bombs in metal chastity belts and blow their mooshed genitals, not to mention several pounds of shrapnel, through your head at 30,000 feet.

I say anybody who wears a chastity belt is insane to start with (or the prisoner of somebody who is insane) and should not be allowed to go home, let alone fly.

There's more than one kind of tough love.
2012-08-16 01:27:53 PM
1 votes:
Bear mace? I don't recall seeing any bears on the plane except for those cute stuffed ones
2012-08-16 01:18:55 PM
1 votes:
"..walker with mounted knife, chainsaw..."

This reads like a sequel to Bubba Ho Tep.
 
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