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(Trebuchet Magazine)   Walnuts proved to increase sperm count. Brace for 'How Full is Your Nutsack?' headlines   (trebuchet-magazine.com ) divider line
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2012-08-16 01:47:21 PM  
Penis.
 
2012-08-16 01:48:56 PM  
Imagine that. Essential Fats (Omega-3 & Omega-6) are somehow "essential". Interesting.
 
2012-08-16 01:50:08 PM  
Oh, it's full, Subby. Painfully full.
 
2012-08-16 01:51:51 PM  
Peter North must eat about 500 walnuts per day.
 
2012-08-16 01:52:01 PM  
guess it's time I stop eating walnuts.
 
2012-08-16 01:54:14 PM  
I wonder if an Ig Nobel Prize is in their future.
 
2012-08-16 01:54:51 PM  

Leopold Stotch: Imagine that. Essential Fats (Omega-3 & Omega-6) are somehow "essential". Interesting.


Also they are high in zinc and that will do it.

/so will selenium
 
2012-08-16 01:59:24 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Peter North must eat about 500 walnuts per day.


I hope the Loadman doesnt read about this. If he does, the next porno he is on is gonna look like a Xenomorph hive.
 
2012-08-16 02:01:18 PM  
Why just walnuts? Why couldn't they test peanuts as well? Walnuts taste nasty.
 
2012-08-16 02:13:11 PM  

Lsherm: Why just walnuts? Why couldn't they test peanuts as well? Walnuts taste nasty.


This! Only Brazil Nuts taste worse.

Brazil Nuts are mixed nut filler, nothing more.
 
2012-08-16 02:13:15 PM  
Extra chunky style?
 
2012-08-16 02:14:10 PM  

The Billdozer: Orgasmatron138: Peter North must eat about 500 walnuts per day.

I hope the Loadman doesnt read about this. If he does, the next porno he is on is gonna look like a Xenomorph hive.


*MONEY SHOT*
Porn starlet: "Looks like some kind of secreted resin..."
Director: "Nobody touch nuthin'."
Peter North: *alien hiss*
 
2012-08-16 02:15:58 PM  

Masterstuff: Lsherm: Why just walnuts? Why couldn't they test peanuts as well? Walnuts taste nasty.

This! Only Brazil Nuts taste worse.

Brazil Nuts are mixed nut filler, nothing more.


The article referenced tree nuts. Presumably, you could eat other types of tree nuts not just walnuts. However, peanuts are NOT tree nuts, they are legumes - beans.
 
2012-08-16 02:17:52 PM  
www.fordstreet.net

Extra full.
 
2012-08-16 02:19:09 PM  

Ordinary Genius: guess it's time I stop eating walnuts.


Yep. And Fark is always late. Where were they 2 hours ago, when I had walnuts at lunchtime? Watch out Farkettes, our little rendezvous is now a danger mission.
/This wouldn't have happened at 4chan
 
2012-08-16 02:24:59 PM  
Will walnuts reverse my vasectomy?! I certainly hope not!
 
2012-08-16 02:28:52 PM  

LargeCanine: Masterstuff: Lsherm: Why just walnuts? Why couldn't they test peanuts as well? Walnuts taste nasty.

This! Only Brazil Nuts taste worse.

Brazil Nuts are mixed nut filler, nothing more.

The article referenced tree nuts. Presumably, you could eat other types of tree nuts not just walnuts. However, peanuts are NOT tree nuts, they are legumes - beans.


Then they should test pecans in that case. I can't get enough pecans.
 
2012-08-16 02:43:06 PM  
Came for McCain joke, leaving dissatisfied.
 
2012-08-16 03:11:21 PM  
www.avantinut.com

Balls to the wals!
 
2012-08-16 03:16:07 PM  
A racoon once bit off my nutsack. . . . that I keep attached to my belt for feeding the squirrels.
 
2012-08-16 03:53:50 PM  
It's "proven," not "proved," failmitter.
 
2012-08-16 04:35:58 PM  
What do you call nuts on a wall? ...
 
2012-08-16 04:48:30 PM  

NewHampster: What do you call nuts on a wall? ...


A successful testing of subby's mom's stapler?
 
2012-08-16 06:12:28 PM  
came for the FARK squirrel......

left without him.....

/no shop skills
//now im bummed
/// wont somebody think of the farkers?
 
2012-08-16 08:33:00 PM  
Eating 75 grams of walnuts a day? *Checks Googles*

Serving size: 80g
Calories: 523
Total Fat: 52 g (80%)
Sat. Fat: 5g (25%)

Seems like you'd have to cut waaaaaay back on other food items to account for all the fat and calories you'd be getting if you ate 75 grams of walnuts every day.
 
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