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(LiveLeak)   Loud woman, overly excited about her second round of cinnamon buns, is banned from the mall for 10 years   (liveleak.com) divider line 95
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2012-08-16 01:53:00 PM  
There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.
 
2012-08-16 02:03:14 PM  
2nd round of cinnamon rolls? I think this woman's main problem is she's too fat.

/ fatness should be a bannable offense
 
2012-08-16 02:23:07 PM  
She looks like maybe a few years away from the Cinnabon counter might help her out.
 
2012-08-16 02:54:08 PM  

Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.


This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall
 
2012-08-16 03:01:13 PM  
Ahh...Deerbrook mall. It services a good portion of the NE Houston redneckery. And an Humble area cop being a douche? Say it isn't so...


On another note, how in the hell do you eat two Cinnabons in a day?! I often think about taking those damn things into the high-altitude back-country because of their massive caloric content.
 
2012-08-16 03:03:24 PM  

ArkAngel: Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.

This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall


Yeah...I am sure it is more like she was being loud, a rent-a-cop axed her to quiet down, she lost her shiat, cops came over, she called them "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, then the cops and rent-a-cops gave her a bullshiat piece of paper "banning her from the mall" just to fark with her after she threw attitude at them.
 
2012-08-16 03:36:55 PM  
Banned from the mall for 10 years for "failure to ID".

Outrage at mall cops and police... oh wait it was a black lady. Nevermind. I'm sure they acted reasonably.
 
2012-08-16 03:52:03 PM  
That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.
 
2012-08-16 03:55:48 PM  

notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.


Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.
 
2012-08-16 04:44:47 PM  
I think it's time for a nice relaxing cup of tea or a juice box or something, tallguywithglasseson.
 
2012-08-16 04:50:23 PM  

Calmamity: I think it's time for a nice relaxing cup of tea or a juice box or something, tallguywithglasseson.


Just tellin it like it is.

//calmer than you are
 
2012-08-16 04:58:29 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.

Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.


In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".
 
2012-08-16 04:59:55 PM  
I see the KKK members got the thread early.
 
2012-08-16 05:04:51 PM  

Atomic Spunk: In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".


Careful with that tongue in your cheek, someone might offer you a juice box.
 
2012-08-16 05:17:23 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Atomic Spunk: In addition to that, I suspect she did the side-to-side head motion while loudly exclaiming "Oh no you di'int!".

Careful with that tongue in your cheek, someone might offer you a juice box.


Wouldn't that be a drink box?
 
2012-08-16 05:20:16 PM  

UberDave:
On another note, how in the hell do you eat two Cinnabons in a day?! I often think about taking those damn things into the high-altitude back-country because of their massive caloric content.


i was curious so i looked it up
Cinnabon Classic
880 calories (320 from fat)
36g of fat (55% rda)
17g saturated fat (85% rda)
830mg sodium (34% rda)

dang..
 
2012-08-16 05:22:57 PM  

spesimen: i was curious so i looked it up
Cinnabon Classic
880 calories (320 from fat)
36g of fat (55% rda)
17g saturated fat (85% rda)
830mg sodium (34% rda)

dang..


Obviously they need to come out with a sandwich, with 6 strips of bacon between two Cinnebons...
 
2012-08-16 05:23:33 PM  

Endive Wombat: ArkAngel: Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.

This. It doesn't seem the police wouldn't be able to ban her from the mall without an actual complaint from the mall

Yeah...I am sure it is more like she was being loud, a rent-a-cop axed her to quiet down, she lost her shiat, cops came over, she called them "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, then the cops and rent-a-cops gave her a bullshiat piece of paper "banning her from the mall" just to fark with her after she threw attitude at them.


i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg
 
2012-08-16 05:24:00 PM  
Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?
 
2012-08-16 05:25:13 PM  
I found these funnier, nsfw language.

Link Link
 
2012-08-16 05:32:11 PM  

Chunky_Charlie: Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?


Yes. Why should it matter what color her skin is? I know white people who would have been even louder than the lady in the interview.
 
2012-08-16 05:34:09 PM  
"Ain't nobody got time for dat..."
 
2012-08-16 05:36:32 PM  
Why do the police get to throw people out of the mall for almost no reason? I'd be pissed if I was a store owner.
 
2012-08-16 05:38:53 PM  
FTFV: "I cried all the way home"

and this little piggie said "wee, wee, wee" all the way home.
 
2012-08-16 05:46:25 PM  
"I'm buying a Cinnabon....at the airport that I arrived at."

NSFW language Link
 
2012-08-16 05:47:08 PM  
Still though, failure to I.D. is the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard when it comes to getting into trouble with the police. This isn't a fascist country. We don't have to walk around carrying papers.
 
2012-08-16 05:48:27 PM  

Chunky_Charlie: Is it racist that I knew she was black before I clicked the link?



Probably. But we were all thinking it.

Had it said, "Connecticut woman banned from diamond store for acting like a stuck up biatch".
Then we all would have thought "that there HAS to be a white women"
 
2012-08-16 06:00:35 PM  
Dearth Mall.
 
2012-08-16 06:06:43 PM  
AND STAY OUTTA THE WOOLWORTHS!
 
2012-08-16 06:09:11 PM  
Embarrassed and insulted....but not enough to go on TV and tell everyone about it. If you were truly embarrassed and insulted, you wouldn't go on television.
 
2012-08-16 06:27:37 PM  
I pictured a white woman, but then again, I'm not US-savvy, or maybe I'm racist for always thinking of whites first? But then if I thought of a black first then I'd also be racist. Ok, I should have just thought of "person" in a vague sense.

/working hard to make myself, the square peg, more round
//one juicebox please
 
2012-08-16 06:31:57 PM  

HI-FYE: I see the KKK members got the thread early.


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2012-08-16 06:52:17 PM  

studman 69: Still though, failure to I.D. is the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard when it comes to getting into trouble with the police. This isn't a fascist country. We don't have to walk around carrying papers.


Future crime.
 
2012-08-16 06:54:32 PM  
If she was too loud at the Cinnabon stand, she must have been a farking NIGHTMARE in the movie theatre. Wouldn't be surprised if the complaint started with someone watching the same movie as her.

/"BIATCH - GET OUT DA HOUSE!"
//"YOU TELL HIM GIRL!"
 
2012-08-16 07:15:53 PM  
Black people problems?
 
2012-08-16 07:15:55 PM  
Mall cop security guard who failed police training hands out ten year ban for being black in a mall. Or is it: mean ol city cop tells his personal buddy security guard to ban this woman for ten years for being black.

/Elderly people sit for hours on mall benches, while youths get shiat for sitting on the edge of a planter since no benches available.
//Ah the ever elusive actual arrest and court date and official judgment by a court of law for the ban, based on a written down complaint by the cop or mall.
///Git off me mall lawn ya pesky blacks.
 
2012-08-16 07:27:31 PM  
Good, now if we could only do this at our local wal mart, grocery store, and any public meeting places, the world would be a better place.


/too soon?
 
2012-08-16 07:28:06 PM  
"They really wanted to ban me for life..."

They did. That's why they gave you 10 years, lardass.

/Got $50 on the under
 
2012-08-16 07:44:26 PM  

Hohlraum: AND STAY OUTTA THE WOOLWORTHS!


All of them?
 
2012-08-16 08:08:37 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.

Nonsense, I'm sure the ban was upheld as the police were acting reasonably and responsibly.
In addition to saying things like "muthafarkin' cracka pigs" and a whole lot more, she probably also shat out a kid, made the Black Power fist, tried to cash a welfare check and then fraudulently voted for Obama.


This. FTMFW
 
2012-08-16 08:09:24 PM  

notmtwain: That happened in 2010. Old news, etc.

Plus the news report here says that the ban was reviewed and thrown out.


In liveleak time that's like brand spanking new.
 
2012-08-16 08:20:26 PM  
... so she's this little piggy then...

/mystery solved
 
2012-08-16 08:45:39 PM  
oooh, we are meant to believe she got arrested cause she got two cinnabun cause she is fat. Get it? fat joke, get it? Now gimme back my cinnabun or a call the po po.
 
2012-08-16 08:51:36 PM  
Please don't be a fat black woman.

Please don't be a fat black woman.

Please don't be a fat black woman.

[click]

Son of a biatch.

I hate stereotyping, but sometimes they are right on the money.
 
2012-08-16 09:03:16 PM  
She sounds angry!
10 Years is not enough. Permaraciallollapaloozaban ban.
 
2012-08-16 09:26:48 PM  
They could effectively ban her by turning off the escalators
 
2012-08-16 09:48:20 PM  

sheep snorter: Mall cop security guard who failed police training hands out ten year ban for being black in a mall. Or is it: mean ol city cop tells his personal buddy security guard to ban this woman for ten years for being black.

/Elderly people sit for hours on mall benches, while youths get shiat for sitting on the edge of a planter since no benches available.
//Ah the ever elusive actual arrest and court date and official judgment by a court of law for the ban, based on a written down complaint by the cop or mall.
///Git off me mall lawn ya pesky blacks.


wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-08-16 10:09:23 PM  
Was failure spelled falure on the paperwork?
 
2012-08-16 10:12:52 PM  
Woou Woou!
 
2012-08-16 10:13:29 PM  

Endive Wombat: There is no way I believe her story.

There has got to be WAY more to it than that.


I thought the same thing
 
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