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(ABC News)   CDC reports oral sex amongst US teens has tipped. No, wait a minute, that's dipped. Well of course they have to dip   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, National Center for Health Statistics, oral sex, West Nile virus, foreplay, 11th grade, Human sexual behavior, teens  
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2012-08-16 02:22:31 PM  
Well, that's a damned shame. Must be that all the guys are getting bjs from their teachers or something.
 
2012-08-16 02:23:45 PM  
Because they moved on to anal?
 
2012-08-16 02:23:46 PM  
WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP
 
2012-08-16 02:24:11 PM  
You thought you were cool for getting laid in high school while Paul Ryan was reading Atlas Shrugged, but now who's laughing.

Suck it, cool kids.
 
2012-08-16 02:25:31 PM  
images.wikia.com

/hot
 
2012-08-16 02:25:42 PM  
Rapmaster2000


Suck it, cool kids.


Indeed
 
2012-08-16 02:29:03 PM  
wtf? This dick ain't gonna suck itself.
 
2012-08-16 02:38:34 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This dick ain't gonna suck itself.


And there we have the reason, would it kill you to give the man in the boat a little attention
 
2012-08-16 02:38:54 PM  

FTFA


"In our culture, there was a time when the president suggested that oral sex wasn't sex, and that is still with us, to some degree," said Geoffrey Michaelson, a Vienna, Va., psychologist who specializes in sexuality.


In our culture there was a time when oral sex was not discussed on the nightly news, leading to interesting discussions at the family dinner table. But then someone had to try and use oral sex as a political lever.

And now they whine about the degree of public prominence of the act.
 
S7P
2012-08-16 02:39:04 PM  
It's the pits not being dipped.

93til
 
2012-08-16 02:39:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: wtf? This dick ain't gonna suck itself.


Not since you dropped out of Yoga class.


/got nuthin'.
 
2012-08-16 02:40:34 PM  
That's what happens when you don't reciprocate.

"Forty-three percent of girls in that group had given oral sex, while 35 percent of boys had."
 
2012-08-16 02:41:45 PM  
"with opposite sex partners" seems an odd limitation for a study about disease spread and prevention.

Shouldn't any contact be of interest?
 
2012-08-16 02:42:56 PM  
If these numbers keep going down, the situation is going to come to a head very soon.
 
2012-08-16 02:43:40 PM  
hotter?
www.nerve.com
 
2012-08-16 02:46:37 PM  
FTFA: "From my point of view, any exchange of body fluid, touching, fondling or arousal, that is sex," he said


Any arousal? Oh Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke, I never knew you were my first.
 
2012-08-16 02:48:48 PM  
What? no helpful pic in the article about what said activity might look like?
 
2012-08-16 02:48:56 PM  
Please? You'll like it, I promise.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-16 02:52:40 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]


Fap?
I'm confused....am I supposed to know her?
 
2012-08-16 03:01:03 PM  

ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]

Fap?
I'm confused....am I supposed to know her?


Her mouth is a little small...
 
2012-08-16 03:04:44 PM  
Sorry high-school kids. Back in my day you were either a book nerd or the chick that gave head. And no one wanted to be the book nerd. I weep for you and your dropping head count.
 
2012-08-16 03:08:46 PM  
Oral sex ... that's like, just talking about it, right?
 
2012-08-16 03:11:34 PM  
So the enrollment at Oral Roberts U is down?
 
2012-08-16 03:12:04 PM  
A drop in oral sex was seen among females...
Translation: females are far more likely to both be truthful when they haven't and lie when they have.
Conclusion: It's possible that the virginal, no-head giver group has increased, but I think it's far more likely that the number of lying head-givers has increased, ironically making the data appear to show a decrease in oral sex.

...but the numbers of males engaged in the behavior was the same.

To the surprise of absolutely no one. Teenage boys have always lied about the sex they were getting.
 
2012-08-16 03:18:20 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]

 
2012-08-16 03:21:50 PM  

BeezyBates: Sorry high-school kids. Back in my day you were either a book nerd or the chick that gave head. And no one wanted to be the book nerd. I weep for you and your dropping head count.


Newsflash: The book nerd chicks gave head too.
 
2012-08-16 03:22:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]


www.explosm.net
 
2012-08-16 03:24:32 PM  
500motivators.com.
 
2012-08-16 03:33:34 PM  
"From my point of view, any exchange of body fluid, touching, fondling or arousal, that is sex," he said.


i2.listal.com

UGH!!! You mean... "fluid transfer"?? 

/wait, kissing is "sex" now?
//watching porn is sex??
///so confused
////been having sex all over the place, in public, and didn't even know it
//i feel violated
//apparently i raped myself or something
 
2012-08-16 03:38:49 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]

Fap?
I'm confused....am I supposed to know her?

Her mouth is a little small...


Press shift +
 
2012-08-16 03:44:44 PM  
My teenage girlfriend still enjoys it as much as she did when I adopted her.
 
2012-08-16 03:46:36 PM  
Funny, I don't remember it being all that high when I was in high school.
 
2012-08-16 03:59:24 PM  

Thudfark: TheDirtyNacho: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]

Fap?
I'm confused....am I supposed to know her?

Her mouth is a little small...

Press shift CTL (control) +

/ftffirefox
 
2012-08-16 04:04:30 PM  

Oznog: "From my point of view, any exchange of body fluid, touching, fondling or arousal, that is sex," he said.


if someone spits in this guy's eye, is it rape?
 
2012-08-16 04:50:25 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: ChipNASA: Wellon Dowd: Please? You'll like it, I promise.

[i.imgur.com image 850x538]

Fap?
I'm confused....am I supposed to know her?

Her mouth is a little small...


Not for long.
 
2012-08-16 05:02:54 PM  

ChipNASA: Press shift CTL (control) +
/ftffirefox


Hmm, cool.

Now how do I get it back like it was? Srs.
 
2012-08-16 05:27:25 PM  

tankjr: My teenage girlfriend still enjoys it as much as she did when I adopted her.


THAT is funny.
 
2012-08-16 05:51:50 PM  

Maechyll: Now how do I get it back like it was? Srs.


Never mind, got it.
 
2012-08-16 06:18:27 PM  

DrSticky: hotter?
[www.nerve.com image 250x278]


Wait, is this that Lisa Simpson giving Bart Simpson a blowjob Olympics poster I heard about?
 
2012-08-16 06:33:49 PM  

Cheron: Lt. Cheese Weasel: This dick ain't gonna suck itself.

And there we have the reason, would it kill you to give the man in the boat a little attention


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-16 08:37:39 PM  

tankjr: My teenage girlfriend still enjoys it as much as she did when I adopted her.


Hilarious!............Gimme them chics and I'll show 'em how it's done.
 
2012-08-16 09:20:32 PM  

Buffet: tankjr: My teenage girlfriend still enjoys it as much as she did when I adopted her.

Hilarious!............Gimme them chics and I'll show 'em how it's done.


Good at giving a bj, huh?
 
2012-08-17 01:40:14 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Buffet: tankjr: My teenage girlfriend still enjoys it as much as she did when I adopted her.

Hilarious!............Gimme them chics and I'll show 'em how it's done.

Good at giving a bj, huh?


Tread lightly Mr. elitist!
 
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