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(Yahoo)   "Joe Paterno broke down and cried the day after he was dismissed as Penn State's coach." No word if he cried as hard as Sandusky's victims   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 244
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2012-08-16 10:30:05 AM
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2012-08-16 10:31:44 AM
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2012-08-16 10:36:04 AM
Awesome, subby.
 
2012-08-16 10:38:33 AM
Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!
 
2012-08-16 10:39:42 AM
Or the real victims: the members of the Penn State community who don't get to watch awesome football for the next 25 years
 
2012-08-16 10:40:11 AM

GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!


Well okay. Now that we have your permission.
 
2012-08-16 10:42:13 AM

GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!


I thought you only defended the poor students who lost one reason (out of thousands) to get drunk on a Saturday.
 
2012-08-16 10:42:14 AM
blogs.thetimes-tribune.com

/oblig?
 
2012-08-16 10:49:47 AM

GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!


Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile. Until the Penn State community comes to grips with that fact, that horse must be continued to be beaten. There are still people in Happy Valley that believe that the Freeh report made up those emails. They must be beaten.
 
2012-08-16 10:49:57 AM
Everyone loves seeing a god exposed to have feet of clay. Wake me up when Spanier and Corbett are on trial.
 
2012-08-16 10:51:33 AM

BunkoSquad: Or the real victims: the members of the Penn State community who don't get to watch awesome football for the next 25 years


Really. WTF is college good for if not football? Learning or some gay shiat like that?
 
2012-08-16 10:53:47 AM

BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile. Until the Penn State community comes to grips with that fact, that horse must be continued to be beaten. There are still people in Happy Valley that believe that the Freeh report made up those emails. They must be beaten.


Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!
 
2012-08-16 10:56:22 AM

Mugato: BunkoSquad: Or the real victims: the members of the Penn State community who don't get to watch awesome football for the next 25 years

Really. WTF is college good for if not football? Learning or some gay shiat like that?


Not just college. I hear-tell that it's also good for.. what's it called these days.. oh yeah, 'partying.'
 
2012-08-16 10:56:58 AM

Cythraul: Mugato: BunkoSquad: Or the real victims: the members of the Penn State community who don't get to watch awesome football for the next 25 years

Really. WTF is college good for if not football? Learning or some gay shiat like that?

Not just collegesports. I hear-tell that it's also good for.. what's it called these days.. oh yeah, 'partying.'


FTFM
 
2012-08-16 10:59:47 AM

GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!


I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.
 
2012-08-16 11:01:45 AM

BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!

I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.


I think he was actually suggesting literally beating a dead horse.
 
2012-08-16 11:07:20 AM

Cythraul: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!

I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.

I think he was actually suggesting literally beating a dead horse.


I didn't know it was possible to type something that stupid without your brain seizing up and strangling you to save the human race.
 
2012-08-16 11:21:51 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!

I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.

I think he was actually suggesting literally beating a dead horse.

I didn't know it was possible to type something that stupid without your brain seizing up and strangling you to save the human race.


I agree. Your original statement was pretty farking stupid.
 
2012-08-16 11:23:28 AM
At least he showed a little remorse for being such a scumbag. Probably realized he had just ruined his legacy right at the very last moment. Everything that he had worked for, gone. All the fame, glory, and respect right out the window.

"I don't know what I'm going to do with myself."

Oh. He still doesn't know what he did was wrong. He's just wondering how he's going to keep his mind off his soul-crushing past.
 
2012-08-16 11:24:37 AM
Um. Who gives a flying fark how JoePa felt about being canned?
 
2012-08-16 11:25:12 AM
Other than his little cultists, that is.
 
2012-08-16 11:26:16 AM

scottydoesntknow: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

I thought you only defended the poor students who lost one reason (out of thousands) to get drunk on a Saturday.


He defends everyone and everything involved, as long as what he's defending ISN'T what's being currently discussed in the thread.

i.e. "YOU GUYS ARE ATTACKING THE WRONG PERSON!!!" - GAT
 
2012-08-16 11:27:16 AM

GAT_00: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile. Until the Penn State community comes to grips with that fact, that horse must be continued to be beaten. There are still people in Happy Valley that believe that the Freeh report made up those emails. They must be beaten.

Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!


BEHOLD THE DIPshiatTERY!

Nobody was talking about actual violence, you tool.
 
2012-08-16 11:30:46 AM
Guilty men don't cry because they're remorseful, they cry because they got caught. He farked up, got found out, and then got shiat-canned. That's life. That's what all the people say. Riding high in April, shot down in May.

Wait, WTF was I talking about?

Oh yeah, Paterno was a scumbag and he got what was coming to him. End of story.
 
2012-08-16 11:31:49 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Nobody was talking about actual violence, you tool.


Consistently berating people simply based on your prejudices and overwhelming desire to show how much more you care about the victims than others is a form of violence in itself.

BritneysSpeculum: Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile.


Since you knew Paterno's thoughts at all times, why didn't you tell the police, you pedophile enabler? I hope you burn in hell and have everything you've ever loved taken away from you, then people come and piss on your grave. And even then, it still won't be enough to repair all the damage you've caused.
 
2012-08-16 11:35:59 AM

IAmRight: The My Little Pony Killer: Nobody was talking about actual violence, you tool.

Consistently berating people simply based on your prejudices and overwhelming desire to show how much more you care about the victims than others is a form of violence in itself.

BritneysSpeculum: Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile.

Since you knew Paterno's thoughts at all times, why didn't you tell the police, you pedophile enabler? I hope you burn in hell and have everything you've ever loved taken away from you, then people come and piss on your grave. And even then, it still won't be enough to repair all the damage you've caused.


You sound like a Penn State student.
 
2012-08-16 11:36:00 AM

IAmRight: The My Little Pony Killer: Nobody was talking about actual violence, you tool.

Consistently berating people simply based on your prejudices and overwhelming desire to show how much more you care about the victims than others is a form of violence in itself.


content8.flixster.com

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed."

Bloody Penn State fans
 
2012-08-16 11:37:00 AM
Remember folks.

If you condemn someone for aiding and abetting child rape, you're worse than the person who is aiding and abetting child rape. and you are committing violence against them.
 
2012-08-16 11:39:12 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!

I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.

I think he was actually suggesting literally beating a dead horse.

I didn't know it was possible to type something that stupid without your brain seizing up and strangling you to save the human race.


You sound super mad.

Of all the things to get this defensive about, the Penn State crime syndicate is the absolutely least sympathetic.
 
2012-08-16 11:40:51 AM

Aarontology: Remember folks.

If you condemn someone for aiding and abetting child rape, you're worse than the person who is aiding and abetting child rape. and you are committing violence against them.


That's what I keep hearing!
 
2012-08-16 11:41:36 AM
Wow, IAmRight, being completely wrong? I would call it unlikely but it happens so often as to make it obvious...
 
2012-08-16 11:44:13 AM

BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile.


I'm in the camp that thinks this goes much further than St. Joe. I think he was crying in part because he knew the whole shiat was going to hit the fan and he'd have to testify. His death saved him from that.

The rest of the horse is alive and still walking around feeling glad they didn't get caught.
 
2012-08-16 11:55:05 AM

Aarontology: and you are committing violence against them.


Remember, the only form of violence is physical. That's why there's no such thing as mental abuse (which, incidentally, often turns into physical abuse as the mental abuser continues to gain power). I'm sorry you're so ignorant. But then, that's kind of what I've come to expect from the "holier than thou" brigade on Fark.

Mugato: You sound like a Penn State student.


I have never set foot in the state of Pennsylvania (well, unless you count the Philly airport). It's just really annoying to see how many people know precisely why people performed every single action they did, basically claiming that they know all of someone's thoughts, and yet they didn't do anything to protect those kids. If you're going to claim omniscience, then f*ck, man, own up to it. Admit you didn't tell anyone about the abuse either.
 
2012-08-16 11:57:07 AM

MacEnvy: GAT_00: Cythraul: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Woohoo violence! That'll solve everything!

I meant figuratively, consistent with your "beating a dead horse" metaphor.

I think he was actually suggesting literally beating a dead horse.

I didn't know it was possible to type something that stupid without your brain seizing up and strangling you to save the human race.

You sound super mad.

Of all the things to get this defensive about, the Penn State crime syndicate is the absolutely least sympathetic.


I'm wondering what exactly you think you're accomplishing?
 
2012-08-16 11:58:21 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Um. Who gives a flying fark how JoePa felt about being canned?




I do. Not because I feel sorry for him, but because it somehow makes me feel happy to know that on his death bed he looked back on his life and said "I could have been forever known as the greatest coach ever, instead I decided I was above the rules and now I'll only be remembered as that swarmy little f*ck who let his assistant coach rape kids."

It's so rare that we get to witness "what goes around, comes around" that we have to savor it a little
 
2012-08-16 11:59:40 AM
"My name," he told Jay, "I have spent my whole life trying to make that name mean something. And now it's gone."

sounds like he finally understood just what he'd done and the price he had paid for fame.
 
2012-08-16 11:59:57 AM
Ummm . . .how many games did those kids win again? Thought so.

Checkmate, child-rape-victim-apologists!
 
2012-08-16 12:01:27 PM

MrBallou: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile.

I'm in the camp that thinks this goes much further than St. Joe. I think he was crying in part because he knew the whole shiat was going to hit the fan and he'd have to testify. His death saved him from that.

The rest of the horse is alive and still walking around feeling glad they didn't get caught.


Well, I'd have to ask why are you not telling the police all these facts if you're so certain about it. Where did you get your information from? You sound like you must have personal involvement to be so certain, with information you aren't telling the police. Why aren't you talking to the police? Are you maybe guilty yourself? Maybe we should report you and get you arrested as a pedophile, just to be safe.
 
2012-08-16 12:03:33 PM
I used to be a big fan of Paterno because I, like other college football fans, thought he did it with class.
fark his legend.
fark his sadness.
fark everything about him.
fark him.
 
2012-08-16 12:06:58 PM
Why are we talking about some loser who didn't win a single game in his last 14 years of coaching?
 
2012-08-16 12:13:10 PM

GAT_00: Well, I'd have to ask why are you not telling the police all these facts if you're so certain about it. Where did you get your information from? You sound like you must have personal involvement to be so certain, with information you aren't telling the police. Why aren't you talking to the police? Are you maybe guilty yourself?


IAmRight: It's just really annoying to see how many people know precisely why people performed every single action they did, basically claiming that they know all of someone's thoughts, and yet they didn't do anything to protect those kids. If you're going to claim omniscience, then f*ck, man, own up to it. Admit you didn't tell anyone about the abuse either


I don't know who you two get your talking points from, but you should probably go back and tell them that the "YOU MUST BE A MIND READER" one doesn't work on people older than the age of nine
 
2012-08-16 12:20:04 PM

mahuika: GAT_00: Well, I'd have to ask why are you not telling the police all these facts if you're so certain about it. Where did you get your information from? You sound like you must have personal involvement to be so certain, with information you aren't telling the police. Why aren't you talking to the police? Are you maybe guilty yourself?

IAmRight: It's just really annoying to see how many people know precisely why people performed every single action they did, basically claiming that they know all of someone's thoughts, and yet they didn't do anything to protect those kids. If you're going to claim omniscience, then f*ck, man, own up to it. Admit you didn't tell anyone about the abuse either

I don't know who you two get your talking points from, but you should probably go back and tell them that the "YOU MUST BE A MIND READER" one doesn't work on people older than the age of nine


I was mocking other people in here, I assume IAmRight was too. Because that's what all the self-righteous people in here sound like.
 
2012-08-16 12:22:09 PM

mahuika: but you should probably go back and tell them that the "YOU MUST BE A MIND READER" one doesn't work on people older than the age of nine


Yet people continue to say that they definitively know why people do what they do, despite the fact that those of us with IQs above nine stopped doing that when we were three.
 
2012-08-16 12:23:01 PM

GAT_00: MrBallou: BritneysSpeculum: GAT_00: Hey, that horse still has a little bit of life left in it! Let's beat it some more and think it somehow makes us better people!

Paterno was crying because he knew that he was going to be exposed for harboring a pedophile.

I'm in the camp that thinks this goes much further than St. Joe. I think he was crying in part because he knew the whole shiat was going to hit the fan and he'd have to testify. His death saved him from that.

The rest of the horse is alive and still walking around feeling glad they didn't get caught.

Well, I'd have to ask why are you not telling the police all these facts if you're so certain about it. Where did you get your information from? You sound like you must have personal involvement to be so certain, with information you aren't telling the police. Why aren't you talking to the police? Are you maybe guilty yourself? Maybe we should report you and get you arrested as a pedophile, just to be safe.


Ok Christ. You're on to me. Guess I'll have to get lung cancer.
 
2012-08-16 12:26:15 PM

IAmRight: mahuika: but you should probably go back and tell them that the "YOU MUST BE A MIND READER" one doesn't work on people older than the age of nine

Yet people continue to say that they definitively know why people do what they do, despite the fact that those of us with IQs above nine stopped doing that when we were three.


Yes, because WHY Joe Paterno continued to let his coworker rape and molest children is extremely relevant. He might have had a very good reason, after all!
 
2012-08-16 12:26:59 PM
I didn't realize that Fark had a NAMBLA presence. Go figure.
 
2012-08-16 12:29:24 PM

GAT_00: I was mocking other people in here, I assume IAmRight was too. Because that's what all the self-righteous people in here sound like


I don't get it. Are they claiming to read minds because they are assuming that Joe Paterno was not lying when he explained why he was crying, or are they claiming to read minds because they think Joe Paterno should have reported his coworker to the authorities after finding out about the whole kid rape thing?
 
2012-08-16 12:31:04 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: I didn't realize that Fark had a NAMBLA presence. Go figure.


You can't spell "Penn State Blue and White" without "NAMBLA."
 
2012-08-16 12:32:39 PM

BritneysSpeculum: Dancin_In_Anson: I didn't realize that Fark had a NAMBLA presence. Go figure.

You can't spell "Penn State Blue and White" without "NAMBLA."


Well, there's no place to put the "M." Then again, I guess you just cover up the "M" for fourteen years.
 
2012-08-16 12:39:41 PM

mahuika: GAT_00: I was mocking other people in here, I assume IAmRight was too. Because that's what all the self-righteous people in here sound like

I don't get it. Are they claiming to read minds because they are assuming that Joe Paterno was not lying when he explained why he was crying, or are they claiming to read minds because they think Joe Paterno should have reported his coworker to the authorities after finding out about the whole kid rape thing?


I don't know what they are saying, you'll have to ask them. I'm just mocking what they sound like.

And I'm pretty sure someone said basically the same thing to me at least one, but they were serious.
 
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