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(E! Online)   Madonna is 54 today, or 27 in Gaga years   (eonline.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-16 09:37:06 AM
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2012-08-16 09:55:57 AM
"Like a virgin.. hey! Touched for the very first time... like a viiii-iiir-iiirr-gin."
 
2012-08-16 09:58:28 AM
Gaga? Damn, I forgot all about her and was so happy.
 
2012-08-16 10:23:37 AM
Ok is that the born on date or the average of all the parts put together?
 
2012-08-16 10:27:30 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ok is that the born on date or the average of all the parts put together?


Maybe it's more of an issue of millage, or age of one specific part.. a part that's been used quite a lot.
 
2012-08-16 11:29:30 AM
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in before the "She's a sexy beautiful woman" morons
 
2012-08-16 11:52:55 AM

Timmy the Tumor: in before the "She's a sexy beautiful woman" morons


She looks like a chainsaw sculpture.
 
2012-08-16 11:57:57 AM
meh.. those p

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in before the "She's a sexy beautiful woman" morons


She's a sexy beautiful 54 yr old woman.
 
2012-08-16 12:02:02 PM

Subdue their bellies: Timmy the Tumor: in before the "She's a sexy beautiful woman" morons

She looks like a chainsaw sculpture.


Chainsaw art by Michael J Fox
 
2012-08-16 12:03:34 PM
She has the right to keep her body as lean and as muscular as she likes, and her form is very good for a woman who is probably post-menopausal. The problem is that she is clearly trying to cling to a youthful appearance, and it isn't working.

It's too bad, because she has always been a leader in terms of popular fashions. She could set an example of aging well and gracefully. Trying to look perpetually 25 isn't doing her any favors. She is wealthy, famous, and has enough clout to pull off a more age-appropriate look. European women always seem to do this so much better.
 
2012-08-16 12:04:24 PM
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2012-08-16 12:04:29 PM
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2012-08-16 12:05:24 PM
Chick looks rough, that's no doubt.

I wish she'd have a little more respect for herself. Start acting her age. Maybe put together an album of piano or acoustic songs. Write something heart-felt and show us she's an artist again.

Or she could keep trying to tramp it up in the pop market with chicks 30 years younger and 50 times hotter than she is now. Whatever.
 
2012-08-16 12:32:01 PM
She got all those muscles from carrying around that Les Paul.
 
2012-08-16 12:35:32 PM
I remember when MTV put the Lucky Star video in heavy rotation. I thought, "meh, she's cute, but that's about it".

That's why I'd make a bad A&R rep.
 
2012-08-16 12:42:50 PM
When is this prune going to get a Vegas show, dry up there and leave the world the hell alone?
 
2012-08-16 12:47:50 PM
I'll just stick with 20-years-ago Madonna...

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2012-08-16 01:00:26 PM

Angry Buddha: I'll just stick with 20-years-ago Madonna...

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Nice. I'd have to say dark-haired Madonna in the "Like a Prayer" video was my favorite look.
 
2012-08-16 01:09:21 PM
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That really more of a "penis goes where" picture.
 
2012-08-16 01:12:09 PM

Angry Buddha: I'll just stick with 20-years-ago Madonna...

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i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-16 01:14:53 PM

indarwinsshadow: Current Resident


That really more of a "penis goes where" picture.


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2012-08-16 01:19:34 PM

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I just threw up a little....I did not need this thread after just finishing lunch!
 
2012-08-16 01:44:27 PM
well... i've seen uglier 54 year olds...

but, I haven't seen more narcissistic 54 year olds
 
2012-08-16 02:12:47 PM
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2012-08-16 02:15:34 PM

pute kisses like a man: well... i've seen uglier 54 year olds...

but, I haven't seen more narcissistic 54 year olds


How about juiced up 54 year old women?
 
2012-08-16 02:32:39 PM
Nicely done subby. Made me chuckle.
 
2012-08-16 02:34:00 PM
 
2012-08-16 02:39:30 PM
Not all of her is 54.
 
2012-08-16 02:43:04 PM
I was recently browsing Netflix on one of those nights I had nothing to do, and saw Truth Or Dare was streaming on instant queue. I watched it and immediately noticed how much cooler of a person she was back then. She was a superstar, but not so far removed from when she was a nobody as to not still be cool and somewhat down-to-earth.
 
2012-08-16 02:56:28 PM

Zerochance: I was recently browsing Netflix on one of those nights I had nothing to do, and saw Truth Or Dare was streaming on instant queue. I watched it and immediately noticed how much cooler of a person she was back then. She was a superstar, but not so far removed from when she was a nobody as to not still be cool and somewhat down-to-earth.


Yeah, the part where she laughs out loud when she's told her 19 year old assistant was anally raped by a group of men she drunkenly followed home from a bar was super cool. Really down to earth and classy.
 
2012-08-16 03:37:38 PM

Bag of Hammers: Zerochance: I was recently browsing Netflix on one of those nights I had nothing to do, and saw Truth Or Dare was streaming on instant queue. I watched it and immediately noticed how much cooler of a person she was back then. She was a superstar, but not so far removed from when she was a nobody as to not still be cool and somewhat down-to-earth.

Yeah, the part where she laughs out loud when she's told her 19 year old assistant was anally raped by a group of men she drunkenly followed home from a bar was super cool. Really down to earth and classy.


Damn, I missed that part.
 
2012-08-16 05:01:14 PM
I would've guessed older. Halle Berry is 50.
 
2012-08-16 06:26:26 PM

Bag of Hammers: Zerochance: I was recently browsing Netflix on one of those nights I had nothing to do, and saw Truth Or Dare was streaming on instant queue. I watched it and immediately noticed how much cooler of a person she was back then. She was a superstar, but not so far removed from when she was a nobody as to not still be cool and somewhat down-to-earth.

Yeah, the part where she laughs out loud when she's told her 19 year old assistant was anally raped by a group of men she drunkenly followed home from a bar was super cool. Really down to earth and classy.


I must have seen Truth or Dare 100 times... I don't recall that part at all...
 
2012-08-16 06:36:42 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: She has the right to keep her body as lean and as muscular as she likes, and her form is very good for a woman who is probably post-menopausal. The problem is that she is clearly trying to cling to a youthful appearance, and it isn't working.

It's too bad, because she has always been a leader in terms of popular fashions. She could set an example of aging well and gracefully. Trying to look perpetually 25 isn't doing her any favors. She is wealthy, famous, and has enough clout to pull off a more age-appropriate look. European women always seem to do this so much better.


You do make tremendous sense, Lady, and I totally agree with you. Except,the problem, I think, is that I honestly don't think that Madonna cares to "pull of a more age-appropriate look." She wants to be the first 50-something to be mistaken for a 20-something.
 
2012-08-16 08:17:07 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: She has the right to keep her body as lean and as muscular as she likes, and her form is very good for a woman who is probably post-menopausal. The problem is that she is clearly trying to cling to a youthful appearance, and it isn't working.

It's too bad, because she has always been a leader in terms of popular fashions. She could set an example of aging well and gracefully. Trying to look perpetually 25 isn't doing her any favors. She is wealthy, famous, and has enough clout to pull off a more age-appropriate look. European women always seem to do this so much better.

You do make tremendous sense, Lady, and I totally agree with you. Except,the problem, I think, is that I honestly don't think that Madonna cares to "pull of a more age-appropriate look." She wants to be the first 50-something to be mistaken for a 20-something.


That's precisely why she makes me so sad. It's not even that the "she's too old for that" crowd is wrong. They're right, but for the wrong reason: you'd think she could come up with material that shows she's older and wiser. But if she's doing stuff that Gaga or Kesha or Avril farking Lavigne would do (that cheerleader song thing wasn't that great when Avril did it either), then it's like, really? This is the best you can come up with?
 
2012-08-17 12:30:18 PM

Lollipop165: Bag of Hammers: Zerochance: I was recently browsing Netflix on one of those nights I had nothing to do, and saw Truth Or Dare was streaming on instant queue. I watched it and immediately noticed how much cooler of a person she was back then. She was a superstar, but not so far removed from when she was a nobody as to not still be cool and somewhat down-to-earth.

Yeah, the part where she laughs out loud when she's told her 19 year old assistant was anally raped by a group of men she drunkenly followed home from a bar was super cool. Really down to earth and classy.

I must have seen Truth or Dare 100 times... I don't recall that part at all...



A collection of human attributes and mistakes, Truth or Dare predicted the real-women-being-real-bad subgenre of reality TV. Throughout the movie, Madonna acts like a monster. She laughs when she finds out her makeup artist was raped and then explains, "All I can think of is that she started talking about how she's on tour with me, she's staying at the Ritz Carlton and those guys got it in their mind they were going to fark with her."


Link contains clip of scene as well
 
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