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(Den Of Geek)   'Celebrating' the early cinema of Chuck Norris. Including the film with, er, the line "That's why ostriches die young"   (denofgeek.com) divider line 77
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2012-08-16 08:18:55 AM  
When I was 8 years old I won a poster at the ring toss game at the now defunct West Point Park. That poster was for Good Guys Wear Black. Right below a huge picture of a Chuck's face with these CHPs like sunglasses was a three shot run of Chuck kicking thru a moving car's windshield. For an 8 year old that was a crapload of awesome.
 
2012-08-16 08:21:31 AM  

In before retarded chuck norris jokes.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-16 08:34:22 AM  
Fark Chuck Norris. He is a fundamentalist, evolution denying, gay bashing has been.
 
2012-08-16 08:36:27 AM  
I'm tired of seeing his mug in my ads on Fark, advertising for some NRA voter registration drive.
 
2012-08-16 08:39:19 AM  

Carth: Fark Chuck Norris. He is a fundamentalist, evolution denying, gay bashing has been.

 
2012-08-16 08:43:49 AM  
i.imgur.com

/hot
 
2012-08-16 08:50:34 AM  

Carth: Fark Chuck Norris. He is a fundamentalist, evolution denying, gay bashing has been.


Sorry, gay bashing might have been too harsh. A better description would be someone who thinks it is ok to deny gays the same rights as straights because the bible says so.
 
2012-08-16 08:59:23 AM  
If Chuck Norris's films had been dropped on Japan rather than 2 atomic bombs, the Japanese still wouldn't have forgiven us.
 
2012-08-16 09:05:57 AM  

Carth: Sorry, gay bashing might have been too harsh. A better description would be someone who thinks it is ok to deny gays the same rights as straights because the bible says so


He can think that all he wants - I have no problem with his shallow interpretation of the bible. But he crosses the line when he uses his 'celebrity' to push for new laws and regulations that harms real families and real people.
 
2012-08-16 09:28:03 AM  

gingerjet: [i.imgur.com image 435x480]

/hot


img225.imageshack.us

I read that in her voice
which, hopefully, was your intention.
 
2012-08-16 09:37:21 AM  

Carth: Carth: Fark Chuck Norris. He is a fundamentalist, evolution denying, gay bashing has been.

Sorry, gay bashing might have been too harsh. A better description would be someone who thinks it is ok to deny gays the same rights as straights because HE THINKS the bible says so.


FTFY
 
2012-08-16 09:44:29 AM  
could chuck norris be so conservative that even he couldn't give enough oney to the job creators?
 
2012-08-16 09:55:44 AM  
Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-16 09:55:55 AM  

strangeguitar: When I was 8 years old I won a poster at the ring toss game at the now defunct West Point Park. That poster was for Good Guys Wear Black. Right below a huge picture of a Chuck's face with these CHPs like sunglasses was a three shot run of Chuck kicking thru a moving car's windshield. For an 8 year old that was a crapload of awesome.


Came here to say something about Good Guys Wear Black but I see you've already got it covered.
 
2012-08-16 09:59:36 AM  

Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]


Paraphrasing Patton Oswalt: I don't have to respect your beliefs, I have to acknowledge that you have them. I then get to tell you you're stupid.
 
2012-08-16 10:12:34 AM  

Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]


Yes just like the Americans were intolerant of the Commies in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's, or the Jews are intolerant of the Muslims, or the Allies were intolerant of the Nazi's. So much intolerance for hatred, bigotry, and the advocation of final solutions.
 
2012-08-16 10:14:21 AM  
Bruce Lee was better.
 
2012-08-16 10:19:20 AM  
Delta Force is the greatest action film of all time.. of all time!
 
2012-08-16 10:19:48 AM  
Chuck Norris and his political/religious views rock...

Denying that they do can earn serious spin kicks to the face.

There's no way ANY liberal, bleeding heart wimp could handle that.
 
2012-08-16 10:21:19 AM  

Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]


There's no reason I have to "tolerate" a viewpoint which is stupid or wrong.

Free speech in this country works like this: you have the right to say whatever you want, and I have the right to call you stupid.

/also: 8/10 as you'll get a lot more bites on this than you already have.
 
2012-08-16 10:26:12 AM  
www.virtual-history.com

Norris: Watch he'll say something stupid, like "So gentlemen, we meet again".
The General: So gentlemen, we meet again.
Norris: See??

/My favorite Chuck Norris movie.
//SRSLY!
///Full film on youtube
 
2012-08-16 10:27:30 AM  
The day that man dies I will drink a bottle of scotch like it was his own heart's blood and toast his death.
 
2012-08-16 10:33:06 AM  

IronOcelot: The day that man dies I will drink a bottle of scotch like it was his own heart's blood and toast his death.


Really? Because you disagree with his political views? Wow.
 
2012-08-16 10:33:47 AM  

Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]


If your 'opposing view' is hateful, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, racist bullshiat then no, I have no tolerance for it.
 
2012-08-16 10:34:24 AM  

LivingDeadX1: IronOcelot: The day that man dies I will drink a bottle of scotch like it was his own heart's blood and toast his death.

Really? Because you disagree with his political views? Wow.


To be fair, he also makes really shiatty movies.
 
2012-08-16 10:35:13 AM  
www.ign.com

The final act of the Octagon is basically like watching someone play Nintendo's Kung Fu. A series of faceless guys walk up to Norris and get kicked in the face where they fall into the water or over a ledge. Since they were ninjas they recycled the same 8 guys.
 
2012-08-16 10:35:33 AM  
This is the greatest piece of film footage Chuck Norris has ever been a part of
 
2012-08-16 10:37:27 AM  

EyeballKid: LivingDeadX1: IronOcelot: The day that man dies I will drink a bottle of scotch like it was his own heart's blood and toast his death.

Really? Because you disagree with his political views? Wow.

To be fair, he also makes really shiatty movies.


Good point... let us then raise a goblet of scotch/blood and toast his death, then.
 
2012-08-16 10:37:38 AM  
The best thing regarding Chuck Norris is the song Chuck Norris by Supafloss Here is the video featuring Supafloss, Chris Parnell, John C Reilly and Jack Black. Other than that fark Chuck.

Great god, the skin is so porous!
 
2012-08-16 10:39:46 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]

There's no reason I have to "tolerate" a viewpoint which is stupid or wrong.

Free speech in this country works like this: you have the right to say whatever you want, and I have the right to call you stupid.

/also: 8/10 as you'll get a lot more bites on this than you already have.


Whenever they scream Freedom of Speech, they really mean Freedom from Criticism.
 
2012-08-16 10:42:04 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Dwight_Yeast: Onkel Buck: Lots of tolerance for opposing views on this thread
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]

There's no reason I have to "tolerate" a viewpoint which is stupid or wrong.

Free speech in this country works like this: you have the right to say whatever you want, and I have the right to call you stupid.

/also: 8/10 as you'll get a lot more bites on this than you already have.

Whenever they scream Freedom of Speech, they really mean Freedom from Criticism.


Free-speech only applies to hate spewing fundamentalists. One of the funniest things I saw on facebook the other day was this post from someone that said, word for word, "If everybody else gets free speech, why don't christians?"

The only response I could come up with was "You do get free speech... Everybody just thinks you're all retarded."
 
2012-08-16 11:02:18 AM  
Breaker! Breaker! is one really farked up movie. Had no idea that was his first starring role.
 
2012-08-16 11:06:56 AM  
Chuck Norris would napalm a crowd of OWS protesters on orders from Baby Reagan Jesus, and not shed a tear. -Chuck Norris aka Herman Cain.

//f*ck that GOP shill
 
2012-08-16 11:12:34 AM  
Chuck Norris movies aren't used to torture prisoners. Chuck Norris movies are used to lobotomize prisoners.
 
2012-08-16 11:21:46 AM  
apeshart.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-16 11:24:15 AM  
there are a lot of shiatheads in this world

/and i'm not talking about chucky
//but he might be one too
 
2012-08-16 11:28:53 AM  
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.
 
2012-08-16 11:31:26 AM  

Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.


If Obama wins again, I'm abandoning ship. Living in the United States is not worth being stuck with a spineless, dickless, ineffective farkwit of a leader.

Honestly I've never been more ashamed to live in the US than I have since Obama was elected. I thought Bush was as bad as it could get....
 
2012-08-16 11:41:06 AM  

Strategeryz0r: Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.

If Obama wins again, I'm abandoning ship. Living in the United States is not worth being stuck with a spineless, dickless, ineffective farkwit of a leader.

Honestly I've never been more ashamed to live in the US than I have since Obama was elected. I thought Bush was as bad as it could get....


Where would you move to?
 
2012-08-16 11:44:29 AM  

Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.


I figured if the President loses relection I'll do what I wish the crying pustules on the Right had done when Obama was elected;figure that the will of the majority had spoke, made their choice in a legal and constiutionally ran election, accept this, realize that four years isn't forever, continue to contribute to the betterment of the nation as I can, and make a solid plan to get my party competitive for the next election in four years. In a nutshell, exactly the opposite of what the GOP (gang of pussies) has done the past four years. It doesn't surprise me the sissies from the right wouldn't mind seeing someone else crying for a change outside of every one in their party.
 
2012-08-16 11:45:21 AM  

Strategeryz0r: Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.

If Obama wins again, I'm abandoning ship. Living in the United States is not worth being stuck with a spineless, dickless, ineffective farkwit of a leader.

Honestly I've never been more ashamed to live in the US than I have since Obama was elected. I thought Bush was as bad as it could get....


Wow awesome. We're going to lose one moron when we keep our incumbent president. I'm keeping this post to make sure he goes away forever.
 
2012-08-16 11:51:54 AM  

rudemix: figured if the President loses relection I'll do what I wish the crying pustules on the Right had done when Obama was elected;figure that the will of the majority had spoke, made their choice in a legal and constiutionally ran election, accept this, realize that four years isn't forever, continue to contribute to the betterment of the nation as I can, and make a solid plan to get my party competitive for the next election in four years. In a nutshell, exactly the opposite of what the GOP (gang of pussies) has done the past four years. It doesn't surprise me the sissies from the right wouldn't mind seeing someone else crying for a change outside of every one in their party.


FARK. THAT.SHIAT.

I will hope Romney fails. I will cheer for whenever America and Americans are down, as it is obviously a result of their own dumb votes. I will carry guns to public events, I will shriek at the top of my lungs how "I JIST WON' MAH KUNNNTREE BAK!" I will call people opposed to me anti-American. If Mitt Romney is elected president I will double the efforts that the unemployedest redneck Tea-per Tantrum thrower ever had (not too hard, since I can walk upright and breathe for more than 15 minutes at a time without a nap/fried food) in bringing down the government, because if Mitt Romney is elected, it will prove that George Bush was wrong: Americans DO, in fact, negotiate with terrorists.
 
2012-08-16 11:53:07 AM  

rudemix: Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.

I figured if the President loses relection I'll do what I wish the crying pustules on the Right had done when Obama was elected;figure that the will of the majority had spoke, made their choice in a legal and constiutionally ran election, accept this, realize that four years isn't forever, continue to contribute to the betterment of the nation as I can, and make a solid plan to get my party competitive for the next election in four years. In a nutshell, exactly the opposite of what the GOP (gang of pussies) has done the past four years. It doesn't surprise me the sissies from the right wouldn't mind seeing someone else crying for a change outside of every one in their party.


That's funny...I seem to remember the Republicans banding together after the loss...

Not crying...

And taking the mid-term election...booting Pelosi from her seat...

And now, it's Obama's turn.

How does that translate to a "gang of pussies"?
 
2012-08-16 11:54:40 AM  

Rawhead Rex: rudemix: Rawhead Rex: I wish I could be a fly on the wall when every liberal farktard has to watch Obama concede the election and announce he's lost the presidency.

I mean, no one has a crystal ball, this may not happen...

Hopefully it will. It needs to happen SO bad...

But if so, the reactions will be priceless.

All the crying, all the screaming, all the HATE...that will spew from liberals...
WIll be funny as fark.

I figured if the President loses relection I'll do what I wish the crying pustules on the Right had done when Obama was elected;figure that the will of the majority had spoke, made their choice in a legal and constiutionally ran election, accept this, realize that four years isn't forever, continue to contribute to the betterment of the nation as I can, and make a solid plan to get my party competitive for the next election in four years. In a nutshell, exactly the opposite of what the GOP (gang of pussies) has done the past four years. It doesn't surprise me the sissies from the right wouldn't mind seeing someone else crying for a change outside of every one in their party.

That's funny...I seem to remember the Republicans banding together after the loss...

Not crying...

And taking the mid-term election...booting Pelosi from her seat...

And now, it's Obama's turn.

How does that translate to a "gang of pussies"?


Because what you remember is selective and not reality.
 
2012-08-16 11:57:41 AM  
I don't like Alec Baldwin's politics or his hypocrisy, but I like his movies. The same applies to Chuck Norris.
 
2012-08-16 12:00:12 PM  
Did Pelosi not get booted from her seat in the mid-term election?

Didn't the Repubs take the House and almost take the Senate?

I'm thinking that's a pretty solid sign America realized it's mistake with Obama.

Just saying.
 
2012-08-16 12:06:20 PM  

Rawhead Rex: Did Pelosi not get booted from her seat in the mid-term election?

Didn't the Repubs take the House and almost take the Senate?

I'm thinking that's a pretty solid sign America realized it's mistake with Obama.

Just saying.


You don't have to continually prove to us how stupid you are. We know. We read your other stupid posts.
 
2012-08-16 12:07:04 PM  

Snapper Carr: This is the greatest piece of film footage Chuck Norris has ever been a part of


My humble submission.

Apologies if it's been posted.
 
2012-08-16 12:09:48 PM  

Strategeryz0r: If Obama wins again, I'm abandoning ship. Living in the United States is not worth being stuck with a spineless, dickless, ineffective farkwit of a leader.


No, you won't. You don't have the balls.
 
2012-08-16 12:10:05 PM  

EyeballKid: rudemix: figured if the President loses relection I'll do what I wish the crying pustules on the Right had done when Obama was elected;figure that the will of the majority had spoke, made their choice in a legal and constiutionally ran election, accept this, realize that four years isn't forever, continue to contribute to the betterment of the nation as I can, and make a solid plan to get my party competitive for the next election in four years. In a nutshell, exactly the opposite of what the GOP (gang of pussies) has done the past four years. It doesn't surprise me the sissies from the right wouldn't mind seeing someone else crying for a change outside of every one in their party.

FARK. THAT.SHIAT.

I will hope Romney fails. I will cheer for whenever America and Americans are down, as it is obviously a result of their own dumb votes. I will carry guns to public events, I will shriek at the top of my lungs how "I JIST WON' MAH KUNNNTREE BAK!" I will call people opposed to me anti-American. If Mitt Romney is elected president I will double the efforts that the unemployedest redneck Tea-per hippy OWSer Tantrum thrower ever had (not too hard, since I can walk upright and breathe for more than 15 minutes at a time without a nap/fried food bong hit) in bringing down the government, because if Mitt Romney Obama is elected re-elected, it will prove that George Bush was wrong: Americans DO, in fact, negotiate with terrorists.


So basically, with a few minor differneces... what you did the last time a Republican held office.

Got it.

/FTFY
 
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