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(Daily Mail)   For a whopping $10 a day, bored jury gets to witness fuzzy cellphone video of hot teacher having orgy with five male victims. Next time, you better serve   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 152
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2012-08-16 12:34:47 AM
Headline apparently taken from an alternate universe in which the teacher is, in fact, hot.
 
2012-08-16 12:45:58 AM
How can you joke about this situation, subby? These teenage boys are going through psychological HELL. Not only did they have sex with a teacher, but everyone knows about it. I just hope that these teenage boys are getting the help they need. These scars can last a lifetime.
 
2012-08-16 12:48:41 AM

ignite ice: Headline apparently taken from an alternate universe in which the teacher is, in fact, hot.


She's way hotter in the second picture.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-16 01:01:04 AM

gimmegimme: ignite ice: Headline apparently taken from an alternate universe in which the teacher is, in fact, hot.

She's way hotter in the second picture.

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Make-up can do wonders.
 
2012-08-16 01:33:05 AM
When I think of hot women, I think of mustaches
 
2012-08-16 01:40:56 AM

miss diminutive: gimmegimme: ignite ice: Headline apparently taken from an alternate universe in which the teacher is, in fact, hot.

She's way hotter in the second picture.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x330]

Make-up can do wonders.


Mugshot pics are notoriously horrendous, as well.
 
2012-08-16 01:44:18 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a thumb?

At least in her mugshot?
 
2012-08-16 02:10:21 AM

cman: When I think of hot women, I think of mustaches


images.buddytv.com

Gob: Oh, Nagama, you've got a moustache.
Michael: Hey.
Gob: I mean, you've got milk on your moustache. I mean, you've got a milk moustache.
 
2012-08-16 05:25:07 AM
All victims were 18 years old. Seriously, fark this farked up country.
 
2012-08-16 05:27:58 AM
waits patiently for link

/don't let me down FARK
 
2012-08-16 05:30:25 AM
Brittni Nicole?
18 year olds aren't children and these boys weren't victims.
 
2012-08-16 05:30:31 AM
I notice that there's some incredibly thoughtful and insightful comments on that article from the American readers.
 
2012-08-16 05:36:21 AM
The video isn't fuzzy, subs. She just looks like that.
 
2012-08-16 05:37:09 AM
I hope they kept the jury box well stocked with kleenex...
 
2012-08-16 05:39:49 AM
Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position.

The point of being an adult is that you're considered to be both physically mature, but also emotionally mature enough to deal with a situation of being approached for sex. So, your teacher makes unwanted sexual advances, you can deal with it (like going to another teacher or a parent) rather than just giving it up.

If this is about someone in a superior position, it should also apply to managers. Boss nails his 18 year old secretary, she goes to prison. What's the difference? He could threaten to fire her, just as a teacher could change the kid's marks.

Fire them, ban them from teaching, yes. Jailing people for farking 18 year olds is just crazy.
 
2012-08-16 05:43:03 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: All victims were 18 years old. Seriously, fark this farked up country.


It's Texas, a state that is notorious for having a legislature that is overly concerned about who has sex with whom.
 
2012-08-16 05:45:57 AM
I have high hopes for Teaches and students to have closer relations.
 
2012-08-16 05:47:27 AM

farkeruk: Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position.

The point of being an adult is that you're considered to be both physically mature, but also emotionally mature enough to deal with a situation of being approached for sex. So, your teacher makes unwanted sexual advances, you can deal with it (like going to another teacher or a parent) rather than just giving it up.

If this is about someone in a superior position, it should also apply to managers. Boss nails his 18 year old secretary, she goes to prison. What's the difference? He could threaten to fire her, just as a teacher could change the kid's marks.

Fire them, ban them from teaching, yes. Jailing people for farking 18 year olds is just crazy.


Don't you get it? These young men are haunted by the memory of having sex with a woman. They probably think about it every night! They weren't expecting to have sex with her...it just happened out of the blue and this trauma will change the way their friends treat them. It's the government's job to prevent this kind of unnatural thing from happening.

This woman should expect some civil suits that will result in compensation for the lives she ruined.
 
2012-08-16 05:56:10 AM
These boys are just as bad as teenage girls when it comes to keeping secrets. I can't understand why these teachers think they'll get away with farking their students when the kid(s) will just blab about it to all their friends.
 
2012-08-16 05:58:47 AM

cman: When I think of hot women, I think of mustaches


Fark thread titles will do that to you.
 
2012-08-16 06:00:21 AM
"Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!
 
2012-08-16 06:00:36 AM
I'd bore her jury box
 
2012-08-16 06:02:54 AM

tankjr: "Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!


So if a middle aged woman returns to school and bangs her younger professor but doesn't get a good grade, can she have him arrested under this BS law?

/just curious
 
2012-08-16 06:04:13 AM
18 yo males, and a 20 something woman. And were going to put the woman in jail?!? WTF is wrong with you American? As has been said, fire her, don't let her teach again, fine. But to put her in prison makes about as much sense as prosecuting a 16yo old girl with the creation of child porn for sexting her boyfriend.

And yes, this article shows the difference between a mug shot and what the woman looks like in real life with makeup. I don't think the boys were farking the mug shot version.

/the mug shot version is what you wake up to after your married
 
2012-08-16 06:05:11 AM
But a man randomly assigned a seat next to a teenage girl on a plane should be asked to move - you know, for her safety.
 
2012-08-16 06:14:09 AM

mexican bathtub cheese: All victims were 18 years old. Seriously, fark this farked up country.


SHE WAS A TEACHER. Age doesn't matter at all. She had sex with some students, which crosses a line. If this happened during the summer after they graduated then that would have been her own choice.
 
2012-08-16 06:16:42 AM
Does anyone else look at this and think, "Man, Charlie Sheen's got
ANOTHER brother?"

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-16 06:17:08 AM

AbbeySomeone: tankjr: "Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!

So if a middle aged woman returns to school and bangs her younger professor but doesn't get a good grade, can she have him arrested under this BS law?

/just curious


Middle aged woman cannot go back to high school.
 
2012-08-16 06:18:19 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: But a man randomly assigned a seat next to a teenage girl on a plane should be asked to move - you know, for her safety.


Does any man really want to be seated next to a teenage girl?
 
2012-08-16 06:18:30 AM
Five guys at once? That's just greedy.
 
2012-08-16 06:19:01 AM
I have no desire to see 5 eighteen year old boys naked. Call me to serve when the situation is reversed.
 
2012-08-16 06:19:06 AM

Into the blue again: mexican bathtub cheese: All victims were 18 years old. Seriously, fark this farked up country.

SHE WAS A TEACHER. Age doesn't matter at all. She had sex with some students, which crosses a line. If this happened during the summer after they graduated then that would have been her own choice.


Agreed! Morality is predicated upon arbitrary lines and there is no wiggle room whatsoever. Right and wrong are not subjective in the least. This harlot took advantage of eighteen-year-old men who are legally unable to make decisions for themselves. She should be put on the sex offender list for life and should never be allowed to have gainful employment again. After all, who knows when she'll strike again? If she's allowed to work at a Wal-Mart, she might end up dating a customer. If she works at a restaurant, she might do something hideous like give her number to a customer who requests it and end up dating that guy. She deserves it because what she did is so contradictory to human nature and biology.
 
2012-08-16 06:19:41 AM
I'm convinced that there is a motive of some sort behind these pedo teachers that come out on a daily basis. My guess is that there is some sort of union deal that guarantees them immediate retirement at 200% pay for life if they loose their job for farking children. Would not surprise me at all.
 
2012-08-16 06:20:15 AM
This woman needs shot. Not for having sex with students, but just for being stupid. Why is terminal stupidity not a capital offense?
 
2012-08-16 06:20:16 AM

Into the blue again: AbbeySomeone: tankjr: "Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!

So if a middle aged woman returns to school and bangs her younger professor but doesn't get a good grade, can she have him arrested under this BS law?

/just curious

Middle aged woman cannot go back to high school.


Oh really?

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2012-08-16 06:20:55 AM

david_gaithersburg: I'm convinced that there is a motive of some sort behind these pedo teachers that come out on a daily basis. My guess is that there is some sort of union deal that guarantees them immediate retirement at 200% pay for life if they loose their job for farking children. Would not surprise me at all.


To which "pedo" teachers are you referring? This one farked adults.
 
2012-08-16 06:22:22 AM

Into the blue again: AbbeySomeone: tankjr: "Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!

So if a middle aged woman returns to school and bangs her younger professor but doesn't get a good grade, can she have him arrested under this BS law?

/just curious

Middle aged woman cannot go back to high school.


Why can't it apply to college as well? There should be no limits on a law this stupid.
 
2012-08-16 06:23:09 AM

gimmegimme: Into the blue again: AbbeySomeone: tankjr: "Though the students were over 18 at the time and considered adults, the law protects students from a relationship with someone in a superior position."

Won't somebody think of the adults?!

So if a middle aged woman returns to school and bangs her younger professor but doesn't get a good grade, can she have him arrested under this BS law?

/just curious

Middle aged woman cannot go back to high school.

Oh really?

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I had to drop out the last half of my senior year becasue of a family illness. I went back after being gone for a little over a year. Her face shows exactly what I felt like. lol
 
2012-08-16 06:23:15 AM

david_gaithersburg: union deal



LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS
 
2012-08-16 06:24:48 AM

gimmegimme: david_gaithersburg: I'm convinced that there is a motive of some sort behind these pedo teachers that come out on a daily basis. My guess is that there is some sort of union deal that guarantees them immediate retirement at 200% pay for life if they loose their job for farking children. Would not surprise me at all.

To which "pedo" teachers are you referring? This one farked adults.


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This is Fark, I can not be bothered with such things as reading articles all the way through.
 
2012-08-16 06:24:53 AM

david_gaithersburg: I'm convinced that there is a motive of some sort behind these pedo teachers that come out on a daily basis. My guess is that there is some sort of union deal that guarantees them immediate retirement at 200% pay for life if they loose their job for farking children. Would not surprise me at all.


It wouldn't surprise you for one very important reason: you are a total cretin.
 
2012-08-16 06:25:18 AM

david_gaithersburg: gimmegimme: david_gaithersburg: I'm convinced that there is a motive of some sort behind these pedo teachers that come out on a daily basis. My guess is that there is some sort of union deal that guarantees them immediate retirement at 200% pay for life if they loose their job for farking children. Would not surprise me at all.

To which "pedo" teachers are you referring? This one farked adults.

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This is Fark, I can not be bothered with such things as reading articles all the way through.


I love that your trolling is so efficient.
 
2012-08-16 06:25:22 AM

Into the blue again: SHE WAS A TEACHER. Age doesn't matter at all. She had sex with some students, which crosses a line.


In the UK if a teacher nails a kid who is 18 years and 6 months, they go to prison. If a lecturer nails a kid who is 18 years and 2 months, they don't.
 
2012-08-16 06:31:50 AM
She looks better in profile. Her face is about a face and a half wide.
 
2012-08-16 06:32:29 AM
Her husband Christopher Colleps is a soldier stationed at Louisiana's Fort Polk. He is allegedly standing by his wife.

The vid was for him.
 
2012-08-16 06:33:50 AM
TFA says it's illegal to have sex with an adult student if she's in a superior position ... So, as long as she just stays in the missionary position-is it okay? Ladies, stay away from the cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl positions! Just lay back and take it like a Puritan and everything will be okay.
 
2012-08-16 06:33:55 AM
"Unlawfull relations between student and educator" aside, the charge of "deviate sex acts" is the cherry on top. So group sex is illegal in Texas?

/I guess it's the combination
//still bullshiat, all of it
 
2012-08-16 06:34:54 AM

Europos: "Unlawfull relations between student and educator" aside, the charge of "deviate sex acts" is the cherry on top. So group sex is illegal in Texas?

/I guess it's the combination
//still bullshiat, all of it


Sodomy was illegal in Texas until 2003. 2003!!!!! And it took the Supreme Court to force that change.
 
2012-08-16 06:37:05 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: TFA says it's illegal to have sex with an adult student if she's in a superior position ... So, as long as she just stays in the missionary position-is it okay? Ladies, stay away from the cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl positions! Just lay back and take it like a Puritan and everything will be okay.


"take it??" that would assume she's the victim. she obviously was riding them like a horse. in an "evil raping" manner.
 
2012-08-16 06:40:49 AM
Hm... facing a max. of 20 years... I guess the prosecuters really don't like it if you don't take a plea deal. (Which I guess was offered but rejected, since she plead not guilty.)
 
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