If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 65
    More: Dumbass, Volvo, Swedish Model, swedish, Ford Models  
•       •       •

11378 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2012 at 4:39 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



65 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-15 11:14:40 PM  
As someone who drives an Escort, I approve of this headline.
 
2012-08-15 11:19:50 PM  
Rambler on, subby. I Buick what you did there.
 
2012-08-15 11:32:53 PM  
Sounds like a Saab story to me
 
2012-08-16 01:15:23 AM  
She's with the Ford Modelling agency.

She should probably have read her contract a lot more closely; I'm sure it says "We can use your
photo any way we want to; you're just a piece of meat to us, so STFU, GBTW and while you're at it
lose another 15 pounds you fattie!"
 
2012-08-16 01:23:15 AM  
"I was paid $2,000 unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model,"

So does that mean they can use her image to Infiniti? Gonna be hard to Dodge that one.
 
2012-08-16 01:31:56 AM  

fusillade762: "I was paid $2,000 unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model,"

So does that mean they can use her image to Infiniti? Gonna be hard to Dodge that one.


Probably had to give a couple of Hummers to get the gig, too

/I should probably just go to bed now
 
2012-08-16 03:39:30 AM  
From the Daily Mail:

While Miss Giles, who is represented by Ford Models, was contracted with Volvo in 2007, the deal only allowed the use of her image in its S40 series campaign.

If it's true, then she has a valid case. Too bad her multi-million dollar lawsuit makes her look like a fool instead of a professional.
By the way, since when does the "Daily Fail" have more detail than ABC News?
 
2012-08-16 04:42:39 AM  
FTA: Giles doesn't buy the play-on-words defense. "It took me really, really looking through it at least two times for me to even get to that," she said.

Well, honey, that's why you're a model and not a college professor.
 
2012-08-16 04:44:24 AM  
Insert joke about a toy Yoda.
 
2012-08-16 04:48:26 AM  
Her job is to sell her body image and she's upset because someone is selling it?
 
mhd
2012-08-16 04:52:14 AM  
i.imgur.com

That must be the model without the external pedestrian airbags.
 
2012-08-16 05:27:34 AM  

Gig103: If it's true, then she has a valid case. Too bad her multi-million dollar lawsuit makes her look like a fool instead of a professional.


It depends on whether the S40 is among the "various types and sizes of models" from which to choose. If it is not, then I would say she has a case, and could probably win damages. Which she better, seeing as how by suing her modeling agency, and she isn't that hot, she has just commited professional suicide.

If the S40 is among the group, then it will be ruled that she is a useless coont, and will be curbstomped until she at least gets a boob job.

My guess is that Ford told her to get some airbags because she just isn't that hot, and she used this tongue-in-cheek "model" wordplay to trump up some bogus outrage because she could see her modeling expiration date on the horizon, and she is trying to make as much money as she can. My guess is that her indignation will will subside with an out-of-court settlement in the $150,000 range.
 
2012-08-16 05:33:34 AM  
So she goes from looking like an escort to looking like a biatchy dumbass. Good job!
 
2012-08-16 05:55:55 AM  

video man: As someone who drives an Escort, I approve of this headline.


It may be cheap for you, but not for average Moskvitch or Zoporozhets.
//Kamaz you are
 
2012-08-16 05:58:26 AM  
Wouldn't be surprising if true. Mariah Carey hoed around LA till she found a record exec that'd return her calls.
 
2012-08-16 05:59:38 AM  
Eat a few sammiches and marry a plastic surgeon FFS.
 
2012-08-16 06:00:00 AM  
"Even if I end up with nothing," she said...

www.starnostar.com

Yep, sounds about right.

She's pissing off Ford Models and Volvo. When Ford dumps her over this (and they will), no other agency will touch her because they'll be afraid of getting sued, and she wouldn't be producing any kind of revenue for them anyway because the Volvo people will get the word out to stay away from her. And why? Because she's complaining about a common practice and something that she didn't understand in a contract she signed.

In case you forgot, Carolyn, you were hired to be a prop.

But hey, it least she didn't model for Jaguar...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-16 06:06:28 AM  
"Volvo said Giles signed a release granting rights for "unlimited print and Internet placements worldwide for an unlimited time."

'Internet placements' being the key words. She signed off, and Volvo's ad agency sold the pic to intersted parties.

She needs a new agent/attorney if she's that upset about it.
 
2012-08-16 06:23:45 AM  
That was neat. I got to sit through a loud ad for BeautyRest before it told me that the video is not available in my location (Central Europe)... Kudos to ABCNews, way to protect the InternetS from foul expatriates like myself.
 
2012-08-16 06:52:14 AM  
Step 1: Sell your image without reading your contract throughly
Step 2: become violently offended at a relatively tame play on words
Step 3: 23 million dollar profit


\probably won't work here but it's worth a try
 
2012-08-16 06:56:01 AM  
That little boy needs a haircut.
 
2012-08-16 07:04:41 AM  
Giles doesn't buy the play-on-words defense. "It took me really, really looking through it at least two times for me to even get to that," she said.

Even after it was pointed out to her. What a genius...

She's pretty decent looking, maybe she should just STFU, get moved in with some guy, and start making babies and sammiches. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2012-08-16 07:15:35 AM  
The most entertaining part of the story is Commish G's comment and the subsequent morans replying to it.
 
2012-08-16 07:26:17 AM  
Hope she has fun working at the cosmetic counter spraying perfume on people
 
2012-08-16 07:34:43 AM  
"I was paid $2,000 for unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model," Giles told ABC News' Diana Perez.

The most offensive, unauthorized use of her image, she says, was on an Australian dating website promoting a night of socializing, sponsored by Volvo


Maybe you don't understand what 'unlimited' means?
 
2012-08-16 07:48:23 AM  

MythDragon: "I was paid $2,000 for unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model," Giles told ABC News' Diana Perez.

The most offensive, unauthorized use of her image, she says, was on an Australian dating website promoting a night of socializing, sponsored by Volvo


Maybe you don't understand what 'unlimited' means?

FTFA: a photo exclusively for Volvo's S40 model car has turned up in ad after ad for all kinds of products from tourism to rental cars
Maybe you don't understand what "exclusively for Volvo's S40" means.
 
2012-08-16 07:58:51 AM  
On one point I see her case. Unlimited licensing for a mere 2,000$ seems like a pittance.

Honestly, I hope that contract doesn't hold up in court. It seems completely sleazy.

/just like her ;)


//next time, read the fine print, ffs!
 
2012-08-16 08:07:09 AM  
www.tacomaworld.com
 
2012-08-16 08:12:30 AM  

The Muthaship: That little boy needs a haircut.


...and get that girl a sammich too.
 
2012-08-16 08:13:01 AM  
Is the Probe available?
 
2012-08-16 08:14:59 AM  
Ok, didn't read the article, but can we all agree on something here? We expect NSFW tags, can we get one for links with bullshiate autoplay ads that can't be stopped?
 
2012-08-16 08:41:21 AM  

mhd: [i.imgur.com image 635x420]

That must be the model without the external pedestrian airbags.


And if she "fixed her flats", you'd probably be the first to gripe about the store boughts.
Seriously guys, women just can't win with you.
 
2012-08-16 08:42:59 AM  

starsrift: MythDragon: "I was paid $2,000 for unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model," Giles told ABC News' Diana Perez.

The most offensive, unauthorized use of her image, she says, was on an Australian dating website promoting a night of socializing, sponsored by Volvo


Maybe you don't understand what 'unlimited' means?
FTFA: a photo exclusively for Volvo's S40 model car has turned up in ad after ad for all kinds of products from tourism to rental cars
Maybe you don't understand what "exclusively for Volvo's S40" means.


Well *maybe* I didn't RTFA. Why do you want to make a big deal out of it? We can stand around all day arguing about who doesn't understand what or we can get to the real issue...a model in serious need of a good dicking.
 
2012-08-16 08:44:22 AM  
One of my favorites...

www.thunderations.com
 
2012-08-16 08:56:38 AM  
That little qualifier is going to cost someone a lot of money. I'm sure someone will settle, but two things are certain: she's 1) set for life if she doesn't squander it and 2) done modelling.
 
mhd
2012-08-16 09:08:21 AM  

chaosangel: And if she "fixed her flats", you'd probably be the first to gripe about the store boughts.
Seriously guys, women just can't win with you.


Did you look at that picture, especially her dress? Bad choice for A|AA cups. One or two percent of body fat wouldn't hurt, either, although it helps if she always has her friend do the left with her. She makes my car antenna look pudgy.

/Don't mind bolt-ons, but probably not the right choice in her state
//And seriously, complaining about borderline-anorexic models is now considerd misogynistic/StudMan-like?
 
2012-08-16 09:20:27 AM  
So does this mean that drivers of honda and mazda hybrids should sue Volvo for the banned commercial showing one hybrid driver capping another in an argument? While the volvo driver ducked behind his hybrid, across the street?
 
2012-08-16 09:25:51 AM  
I'd do her. Just so you know.
 
2012-08-16 09:29:51 AM  
Giles doesn't buy the play-on-words defense. "It took me really, really looking through it at least two times for me to even get to that"

Aaaand, that's why you made a good choice to be a model. Don't think too hard, or it might give you worry lines.
 
2012-08-16 09:47:36 AM  
It seems to me that if the "paid $2,000 unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model" stands up in court (which is probably will if were getting the proper wording) then she has a copyright violation on her hands. And Ford/Volvo owe her the going rate of an "unlimited use" package for the other car. Which means they owe her $2,000.
 
2012-08-16 09:52:58 AM  

thunderation: One of my favorites...

[www.thunderations.com image 600x813]


I see that and raise you a Mini Cooper Bukkake:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-08-16 09:54:23 AM  

thunderation: One of my favorites...

[www.thunderations.com image 600x813]


That's some Don Draper shiat right there.

"The subtext is 'but you don't care.'"
 
2012-08-16 10:00:33 AM  
This thread is useless without contracts!
 
2012-08-16 10:03:44 AM  

chaosangel: mhd: [i.imgur.com image 635x420]

That must be the model without the external pedestrian airbags.

And if she "fixed her flats", you'd probably be the first to gripe about the store boughts.
Seriously guys, women just can't win with you.


I for one am against fake boobs. Flat chested girls have nothing to play with true, hard man chest isn't my thing; but girls mostly just have small boobs. Squeeze 'em, they're soft. Skinny girls look cute and fun with small boobs. Huge tits are fun to look at in shirts ... not so much flopping everywhere, but some girls really do carry DDs and bigger VERY well. Some girls don't.

Fake boobs though? seriously I want the real deal here.
 
2012-08-16 10:12:28 AM  

FarkerinMN: It seems to me that if the "paid $2,000 unlimited usage for Volvo for their S40 model" stands up in court (which is probably will if were getting the proper wording) then she has a copyright violation on her hands. And Ford/Volvo owe her the going rate of an "unlimited use" package for the other car. Which means they owe her $2,000.


Except that the picture was showing up in ads for things completely unrelated to Volvo. Sounds like Ford Models (totally unrelated to Ford Motor Company) took the photo, which she agreed to it ONLY being used in ads for the Volvo S40, and started selling it for use by other entities. Volvo probably had nothing to do with it, but since they probably have much larger purse strings than Ford Models, and the picture was taken for a Volvo ad, her lawyer told her to throw Volvo on the lawsuit, as well, to try and get a bigger settlement out of the deal.
 
2012-08-16 11:32:36 AM  
As a "model", isn't she really just one coke bender away from being a cheap escort anyway?


As a well-known actor and casual friend once told me: In L.A., the only difference between being an aspiring model/actress and a future porn star is how far behind you are on your rent.
 
2012-08-16 11:38:38 AM  

Greek: Except that the picture was showing up in ads for things completely unrelated to Volvo.


No it wasn't. The ad was showing up for things related to Volvo, but semi-disguised as being something not related to cars. For example, an ad on a dating site talking about mingling with several models [picture of biatch here].

When you read what it says, you will note that one of the models they are talking about is the Volvo S40.

Please stop posting about things you clearly have no understanding about. Or at least RTFA first.
 
2012-08-16 11:44:40 AM  
My anaconda prefers a Honda.
 
2012-08-16 11:50:33 AM  
Well no one would want her Volvo know with all those scratches under the dashboard.
 
2012-08-16 11:57:19 AM  
Im having a tough time forming an opinion here... on one hand, she kind of has a point.

On the other hand, her job is to look hot in front of cameras, so are you really that different from a sex worker?

Possibly related: really hate people who skate through life because of their looks. I dated this chick once, and took her to a club. Walking in the door, they pulled us aside and offered her a job, which she took. Working a beer cooler.. her job was to open beer bottles, and take money for them. 4 hours a night, 3 nights a week.

That biatch brought home 3x my salary doing that, not counting all the free shiat and fringe benefits she ended up getting from rich people all the time.
 
Displayed 50 of 65 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report