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2012-08-15 10:24:54 PM  
24 votes:
To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.
2012-08-16 06:38:52 AM  
13 votes:
blogs.browardpalmbeach.comwww.zimfamilycockers.com
2012-08-16 05:36:04 AM  
7 votes:

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...




Nugestaine
2012-08-16 02:55:28 AM  
6 votes:

A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?


RIGHT???
2012-08-16 12:16:11 AM  
5 votes:

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


Brilliant! I'll do the same thing!

OK, hold on... lemme just crack open my torrent client...


Here we go, downloading now...

Any moment now, lessee.... 12 minutes remaining...


OK, only 1 minute left...

Here we go... aaaand done!

Now, lemme just run a quick virus scan on it (I'm paranoid like that)


OK, now I'm just going to rename the directory, because I hate all that AXELXX8TOrrEnt crap in the file name...

... and that extra text file they always include...

Hmm, deleting it now would be meaningless if I didn't first move it into my official music directory...

OK! Ready to protest! Let's delete this b*tch!

*press*


DAMMIT recycle bin is full, hold on...
2012-08-15 09:35:54 PM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...


Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR
2012-08-16 05:31:05 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...


Twats?
2012-08-15 09:29:23 PM  
3 votes:
Quick! Has anyone gotten Cyndi Lauper's opinion yet?

/the hell should I care what this headbanger thinks?
2012-08-16 11:28:33 AM  
2 votes:

Bessame: The Dixie Chicks (Natalie) just said she was ashamed Bush was from Texas. Mustaine is accusing Obama of multiple murders.


But I am sure the voices who rose up against the Dixie Chicks a few years back will be along shortly to call for the same boycotts against Mustaine. And sending him death threats.

Yup. Any minute now.


We import coffee from Singapore. From now on it will be called "Freedom Juice".
2012-08-16 09:41:28 AM  
2 votes:

ariseatex


Bender The Offender: I know when I want cogent political commentary, my first instinct is to listen to some has-been, washed up 80's popstar. Quick, someone tell me what Menudo thinks of NAFTA.

Menudo thinks NAFTA is so wonderful, it makes them sing in perfect hominy.


That must be the first time Menudo has ever been associated with grit.
2012-08-16 09:27:57 AM  
2 votes:
You take a washed up man
Put him on the spot
Watch him become an ass
Watch people start to LOL
2012-08-16 06:35:10 AM  
2 votes:
Dave Mustaine and Ted Nugent are Obama plants tasked with making Republican celebrities look retarded, so that donating to Obama stays cool in Hollywood. Also, the world is run by a series of blowjobs.
2012-08-16 06:25:15 AM  
2 votes:

quatchi: Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Doesn't that sound a bit fruity to you? "Hi, I'm Wayne, I'm a gun person. Bang bang!" You know what this guy's name ought to be? Biff Webster. Spud Crowley, a man's name! Chuck Steak!
2012-08-16 06:03:41 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.


I got to hand it to Dave, it's a pretty impressive feat to out-asshole guys like Lars and Hetfield! ;)
2012-08-16 05:57:06 AM  
2 votes:
Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?
2012-08-16 05:39:58 AM  
2 votes:

gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.


When Mustaine said he quit drugs, this must have included his meds as well...
2012-08-16 03:43:17 AM  
2 votes:
THE REPTILIAN MENACE HAS GONE TOO FAR
2012-08-16 12:03:20 AM  
2 votes:
What a farking retard.....and that's being mildly complimentary. Go choke on a guitar pick, Scooter.
2012-08-15 09:25:29 PM  
2 votes:
All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.
2012-08-15 09:05:35 PM  
2 votes:
Oh darn, I knew I should have resubmitted this story myself instead of leaving a comment in that other thread.
2012-08-16 06:42:28 PM  
1 votes:

Babaloo: Mega-Dump


Smegmadeth?
2012-08-16 04:32:10 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggelyGrounders: This from the "99 Ways to Die" writer?

First your music went downhill. Then it was the born again thing and birtherism.

Usually getting off drugs is an improvement for a person, Dave.


What's so hard to understand? He quit doing dope and his mind became clear enough to see the truth.

Besides, his early stuff was lame. He only started making music that was worth listening to in the early 2000s.
2012-08-16 03:29:26 PM  
1 votes:

MinkeyMan: He's seen too much, he knows to much


couldn't decide which "to" to use so you just ran with both, huh?
2012-08-16 01:34:38 PM  
1 votes:
The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep the people
Poor and stupid, "Novus Ordo Seclorum"

How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's
Beating down the door, oh something needs to be done


Funny how none of you complained when he was bad mouthing Bush.
Bf+
2012-08-16 12:33:31 PM  
1 votes:
Psst... Hey Dave:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-16 11:38:54 AM  
1 votes:

KiplingKat872: dittybopper: [www.alicecooper.net image 400x280]

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper

I love Alice. He's a lot smarter than most people give him credit for.


He know's a lot about American history.

Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.
Pete: In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
2012-08-16 11:21:56 AM  
1 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese:
img209.imageshack.us
ok lefties, if we are consistent and use the Reid standard, the 0bama administration now has to provide proof that they didn't.

oh wait, they aren't even willing to release the docs in the Fast and Furious debacle.

img849.imageshack.us 
You sound tired.
2012-08-16 10:59:37 AM  
1 votes:
shotglasss (farkied: Has had way too many shotglasses): Look at all these people attacking Dave for his opinion.

That tends to happen when your opinion is a load of horseschitt.

He's got a point,

The only point here is on the top of your head.
2012-08-16 10:41:28 AM  
1 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com

/what I meant to say...
2012-08-16 09:37:36 AM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: [www.alicecooper.net image 400x280]

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper


Ironically, I take his opinions seriously.

We need to have an intervention with Dave Mustaine:

"Dave, we, your fans, have something to say to you. In the last few years you have become a totally different person, and have hurt us very deeply. You've let your current lifestyle destroy the music you make. Dave, we really want you to get back on the heroin."
2012-08-16 09:28:02 AM  
1 votes:

Vangor: Dave and every other member of Megadeth is crazy, has been known since Hangar 18 at least:


Don't you drag Marty into this! He's a hero in Japan!
2012-08-16 09:25:50 AM  
1 votes:
Symphony of DERPstruction.
2012-08-16 09:25:43 AM  
1 votes:

Bender The Offender: I know when I want cogent political commentary, my first instinct is to listen to some has-been, washed up 80's popstar. Quick, someone tell me what Menudo thinks of NAFTA.


Menudo thinks NAFTA is so wonderful, it makes them sing in perfect hominy.
2012-08-16 08:41:05 AM  
1 votes:
Right now the Entertainment Director at the Skeeter County Fair is thinking "Damn. Looks like we're going to have to close with the Puppet Show after all."
2012-08-16 08:21:19 AM  
1 votes:

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


You're like my personal hero.


/bittorrenting directly into /dev/null
2012-08-16 08:16:19 AM  
1 votes:
Sad thing is, Dave used to be a very Liberal guy, even was a very Dem-friendly correspondent for MTV News at the Democratic Convention in 1988. Now he's neck-deep in the Derp, or he's trying to pull a Reverse Dixie Chicks, which is even sadder than his just being a right-wing nutjob.

Regardless, the Left will ignore his Derp as the rantings of a wannabe Ted Nugent, and most on the Right will ignore him because he's still a long-haired freak singing that Devil Music. The only way Mustaine can make this work is if he shuts down Megadeth, and puts out a Country Gospel album, while renouncing the entirety of his musical career thus far and tosses in some good, old fashioned hatred for Obama.
2012-08-16 08:11:47 AM  
1 votes:
H E double toothpicks. I just bought a chicken sandwich. Now I have buy a rock and roll record!?
2012-08-16 08:04:43 AM  
1 votes:
www.alicecooper.net

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper
2012-08-16 07:59:25 AM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: He's got a point


yeah...sure buddy.
hey, let's all take naps.
2012-08-16 07:44:01 AM  
1 votes:

DrBenway: That reminds me, I don't think I've been getting enough valuable political insights from Victoria lately, or from Jon Voight either.


Hell, at least Jon Voight has a good resume and is still pretty relevant. I'd watch a movie with him in it as long as it isn't one of those stupid Anaconda-type flicks he sometimes does.

But Victoria farking Jackson? I've written drunken emails to my exes that made more sense than her rants, and yet she gets paid to publish that tripe.

The next guest columnist at Brietbart:

www.stevecarter.com
2012-08-16 07:41:23 AM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: He's got a point, and all Obama needs to do to make Dave look bad is release the Fast and Furious documents that he's hiding. When do you think that will happen?


Couple of months ago.
2012-08-16 07:39:47 AM  
1 votes:
I feel sorry for the roadie who gets caught in a political conversation with Dave at 3 AM after a show.

No man, no, no, do you believe in God, I'm serious.... Do you believe in God? Cuz these liberals man....
2012-08-16 06:26:17 AM  
1 votes:
It seems like a lot of people concerned with gun control/their guns being taken away either come off as somewhat mentally unstable and shouldn't have guns, or doesn't really have a good reason to have guns. Motherfarking Mustaine can afford to hire a security detail if he's worried about his personal safety, and he sure as hell shouldn't be allowed near a gun in his state of mind.

Unless he's planning to shoot Lars and Hetfield in the kneecaps, then give Dave a .22 gun.
2012-08-16 06:06:25 AM  
1 votes:
Dave's clearly not ready to make nice...

www.tampabay.com

/but I hope we never have to see him naked.
2012-08-16 06:05:10 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe he was paranoid drunk
"HEY, who replaced my beer with water??"
2012-08-16 06:03:19 AM  
1 votes:
This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publish!
2012-08-16 05:48:35 AM  
1 votes:
He needs to get back on whatever he was on when he didn't suck.
2012-08-16 05:36:34 AM  
1 votes:
Symphony of Derp


man metaphysical: RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

Does that work?


Of cause not. You have to burn it ONTO CD and then burn THED CD
2012-08-16 05:32:34 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.
2012-08-16 05:26:07 AM  
1 votes:
This is sad. I sincerely hope he gets the mental health treatment he clearly needs.
2012-08-16 05:25:00 AM  
1 votes:

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


Does that work?
2012-08-16 03:41:01 AM  
1 votes:
Methinks it's about time Dave followed his own lyrics from À Tout le Monde. Do us all a favor.
2012-08-16 12:55:06 AM  
1 votes:
Singapore? Cut your hair when you sober up, hippie.
2012-08-16 12:30:50 AM  
1 votes:
I was at Megadrunk's first NYC show where he was so out of it that people started booing and pelting the stage with drinks and bottles. We laughed and laughed and laughed. Good times!
2012-08-15 09:17:46 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. That's really sad.

Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.
 
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