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2012-08-16 08:04:43 AM
11 votes:
www.alicecooper.net

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper
2012-08-16 02:55:28 AM
11 votes:

A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?


RIGHT???
2012-08-16 07:04:27 AM
5 votes:
Its funny how he's ranting about "Nazi America" in SINGAPORE.

Singapore is way more strict than America, their laws are much more restrictive than ours.
2012-08-16 08:24:19 AM
4 votes:
Dixie Chicks: We're ashamed of our president.

Right wingers: Burn all their records! Boycott, Boycott, Boycott!

This Ass: The president is staging murders! So he can pass stricter gun laws!

Right wingers: *Crickets*

Stay Classy, Right wingers.
2012-08-16 05:32:34 AM
4 votes:
Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.
2012-08-16 11:34:44 AM
3 votes:

Fart_Machine: One of the few people who became more of an asshole after they got sober.


I'm not so sure about that. I've known a few newly sober people in my time and their asshole quotient either stays the same or increases. They don't take a piss in their friend's fish tank anymore but the sanctimony far outweighs the drunken shanannegans. Same goes for born againners.
2012-08-16 09:37:36 AM
3 votes:

dittybopper: [www.alicecooper.net image 400x280]

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper


Ironically, I take his opinions seriously.

We need to have an intervention with Dave Mustaine:

"Dave, we, your fans, have something to say to you. In the last few years you have become a totally different person, and have hurt us very deeply. You've let your current lifestyle destroy the music you make. Dave, we really want you to get back on the heroin."
2012-08-16 08:15:45 AM
3 votes:

dittybopper: [www.alicecooper.net image 400x280]

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper


I love Alice. He's a lot smarter than most people give him credit for.
2012-08-16 08:08:31 AM
3 votes:

shotglasss: He's got a point


No, he doesn't, and anyone that thinks that he does is a feeble-minded idiot like him.
2012-08-16 05:59:03 AM
3 votes:
Did he even know where he was? Singapore has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the world. Heck, they have some of the most restrictive sidewalk spitting and chewing gum laws in the world. Might not be the best audience to solicit sympathy from. Surprised the government in Singapore didn't arrest him and charge him with dripping sweat on the government owned stage.
2012-08-16 05:48:35 AM
3 votes:
He needs to get back on whatever he was on when he didn't suck.
2012-08-16 01:37:50 PM
2 votes:

Daraymann: Funny how none of you complained when he was bad mouthing Bush.


Yes because vague lyrics in a song directed at no one in particular are the same as a speech given to a live audience directly implicating the President of conspiracy and murder.
2012-08-16 12:53:14 PM
2 votes:
I wish more ex-junkie rock stars were like Alice Cooper. To hear him tell it, he never technically stopped believing in God. He just started going to the bottle for help instead of church all those years he was a hopeless drunk. When he cleaned up, he started going to church again and used running and golf as his outlets for addiction recovery. He also didn't start lacing every album with references to religion. He knew on which side his bread was buttered, and that was in being the leathered-up, raspy-throated rock singer persona. Plus it's not like he ever stopped liking old monster movies and sci-fi, which is where he got a lot of his ideas in the first place.

Dave Mustaine, on the other hand, has always been a gigantic asshole. It's just that for a brief moment in the early 90s, he did some pro-Clinton coverage for MTV that made everyone think that maybe there was a brain underneath all that hair. Then he found God in the early 00's, and now he's another one of those ex-wastoids who found Jesus and reject everything about their old life without any kind of deep introspection. They go full retard the opposite direction, and their drug becomes this lifestyle of the born again recovering addict, and all the idiotic sh*t it brings.

I get that some people needed Jesus to help them finally get clean. That doesn't mean you now have a full pass to be a judgmental, cloying, self-absorbed asshole who never has to own up to the bad sh*t you did.
2012-08-16 11:45:09 AM
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: I don't understand why the family members of unhinged teabaggers never step in and do anything about their problem. Why do the rest of us have to deal with these retards?



"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."

As someone with "mostly hinged" Limbaugh-lovin' teabagger family and friends, I wish like hell there was a way to step in... but once these guys stake out a position, there's no changing it. All the evidence in the world just makes them grab hold even tighter to their beliefs because otherwise they have to face the prospect that they're dipshiats who've spent years being conned by a fat junkie asshole who probably daydreams about caramel-colored pre-pubescent boys.

My conservative uncle just won his disability yesterday... and told my mother he was going to vote for Mitt Romney to make sure the Democrats don't cut it or take it away.
2012-08-16 11:40:50 AM
2 votes:
And the scary thing is, these guys aren't even a little unique. Judging from the facebook posts I see and the wackadoodle e-mails I get, most people are this over-the-top crazy.

I don't get it. I mean, Dubya is the guy that was doing everything he could to start the apocalypse, and he's the guy directly responsible for spending in the trillions on the wars, and getting a few thousand people killed over WMDs that didn't exist... and people are foaming at the mouth over Obama and health care? Are people's memory really that short? Are they just retarded? Are they racist? All of the above?

I know someone who is convinced that Obama is the actual antichrist. He has said that if Obama serves another term, he will force everyone to have the mark of the beast and America will be a communist country like Nazi Germany. (nevermind that Nazis were fiercely opposed to communism.)

WTF is wrong with people?
2012-08-16 10:32:46 AM
2 votes:

nvmac: If know it doesn't matter what any rock musician says as most of them are drug addled, selfish and self-absorbed, but how much farther can he go before he's Sid Barrett?

He'll be munching on his hair on stage and talking about the alien revolt any day now.


No the aliens were part of his left wing lunatic paranoid rantings: Hanger 18. I guess paranoid fantasies about the government coming to get his guns are slightly more realistic than the government is conspiring with or has captured aliens or whatever the narrative behind that song was. He's always been batshiat insane he's just switched delusional systems.I love his stuff from when he was a raging alcoholic the only thing I've listened to since is conversion was United Abominations and that was some of the worst suck I've ever heard.
2012-08-16 09:50:50 AM
2 votes:
I've said it once and I'll probably say this at least 20 times more: He was much better on drugs.
2012-08-16 09:05:29 AM
2 votes:

randomjsa: dickfreckle: This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publishia

that's fine and all, but I'm guessing you don't go to any websites that support equally crack pot ideas that you're more keen on?


When you find one that's equally crackpot as InfoWars (AboveTopSecret is just a discussion board), let us know.

I agree with liberals when they express a low opinion of WND, but then I just have to roll my eyes when they go to Think Progress or something like that.

ThinkProgress actually links to citations. WND just gives a roomful of monkeys a box of keyboards.

But nice deflection. "InfoWars is crazy, sure...b-b-b-but some other site is just as bad and you love that unnamed, possibly nonexistent site!"
2012-08-16 08:21:19 AM
2 votes:

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


You're like my personal hero.


/bittorrenting directly into /dev/null
2012-08-16 07:32:53 AM
2 votes:

randomjsa: that's fine and all, but I'm guessing you don't go to any websites that support equally crack pot ideas that you're more keen on?


No, I don't. I'm not keen on crackpots in general. You may find this hard to believe, but just because I'm a liberal does not mean that I get my information from angry blogs. Crazy, right?

However, while I find Kos and ThinkProgress to often be whiny to the point of nails on a chalkboard, I still don't think they're anywhere near as divorced from reality as some of the disturbingly popular right wing sites. Sorry man. It's not because I lean left; it's because there's a difference between posting (usually) contextual video evidence of a claim and then vaginating over it (merely annoying) vs: OMG FEMA'S COMING FOR US AND HERE'S FIVE PARAGRAPHS OF MY PARANOID FANTASIES TO PROVE IT!!bbq

Meh, I read the actual news from Google Reader every day (that's RSS for you young folk). Feeds come from AP, Reuters, BBC, et al.

/I know there's lefty versions of WND out there, but I sure as hell don't want to find it
2012-08-16 07:24:41 AM
2 votes:

Alphax: Must have been the Right Wing Jesus, with none of the morality of the real one.


Eh... Jesus is just like alcohol. If you're an asshole to begin with, alcohol is just going to enhance that.
2012-08-16 06:10:28 AM
2 votes:
How long before we see a special WorldNetDaily guest column by this idiot? Remember, when Matt Damon says something liberal, all Dems are cocooned in a cult of celebrity and we can't think for ourselves. But the minute some D-list skidmark like VIctoria Jackson or Ted Nugent has an opinion, the Blogger Patriots trip over themselves to remind us how important their opinion is.
2012-08-16 06:03:41 AM
2 votes:

Alphax: cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.


I got to hand it to Dave, it's a pretty impressive feat to out-asshole guys like Lars and Hetfield! ;)
2012-08-16 05:57:06 AM
2 votes:
Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?
2012-08-16 05:36:04 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...




Nugestaine
2012-08-16 05:29:35 AM
2 votes:
I still like his music, but I regret liking it. He embarrasses me.
2012-08-16 05:26:07 AM
2 votes:
This is sad. I sincerely hope he gets the mental health treatment he clearly needs.
2012-08-16 05:21:59 AM
2 votes:
oh what's that little blubbery shiat derping about now...

*click*


....wow.

he should probably stick to what he knows, that is, 80s-era thrash and pissing and moaning about how he used to be in metallica and everything he ever achieved is worthless because they kicked him out.

/seriously i thought he was gonna whip his shirt off and tell lars to make him feel good in the 'some kind of monster' interview...
2012-08-16 03:43:17 AM
2 votes:
THE REPTILIAN MENACE HAS GONE TOO FAR
2012-08-15 09:38:57 PM
2 votes:

make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.


Already done on Fark

What makes it worse is that he felt safer saying it outside of the US.

Whata pussy.
2012-08-15 09:25:29 PM
2 votes:
All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.
2012-08-16 04:43:42 PM
1 votes:
This guy has really never been about trying to prove he is not the biggest asshole on the planet.
2012-08-16 01:55:03 PM
1 votes:
Here is a followup article, in which one of the victims of the shooting basically calls Dave an idot (hero tag?)

Maybe I'll submit it and try for my first green light. Is Drew still green lighting anything with Sideshow Bob in the headline?
2012-08-16 01:34:38 PM
1 votes:
The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep the people
Poor and stupid, "Novus Ordo Seclorum"

How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's
Beating down the door, oh something needs to be done


Funny how none of you complained when he was bad mouthing Bush.
2012-08-16 12:52:26 PM
1 votes:
This from the "99 Ways to Die" writer?

First your music went downhill. Then it was the born again thing and birtherism.

Usually getting off drugs is an improvement for a person, Dave.
Bf+
2012-08-16 12:33:31 PM
1 votes:
Psst... Hey Dave:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-16 12:03:33 PM
1 votes:

Vangor: Dave and every other member of Megadeth is crazy, has been known since Hangar 18 at least:


I honestly figured Hangar 18 was just meant to be some sci-fi shiat. I didn't think they actually believed it... but I guess looking back now, they might have.
2012-08-16 11:14:42 AM
1 votes:
The Dixie Chicks (Natalie) just said she was ashamed Bush was from Texas. Mustaine is accusing Obama of multiple murders.


But I am sure the voices who rose up against the Dixie Chicks a few years back will be along shortly to call for the same boycotts against Mustaine. And sending him death threats.

Yup. Any minute now.
2012-08-16 11:13:07 AM
1 votes:
Bill Hicks, as always, had the answer. Drugs make good music. Reference his bit on Keith Richards on drugs. Once 'ol Dave got off the drugs he found the worst drug of all.... Fundie Religion. Instead of channeling his drug fueled late night sessions into kick-ass metal albums that transcended the times and still play well today, he has decided in his new drug fueled haze to derp and herp about farking politics.

We should send Dave some cocaine or something to get him off Jesus.
rpl
2012-08-16 10:48:42 AM
1 votes:
Um, guys? Dave's been crazy all his life. It just seems that most of you didn't notice it back when his crazy was on the left instead of the right.
And btw, I'm a friggin' Jew with English as a third language and even I can tell that all his "Satanic" lyrics were written by a Christian about what he imagines "Satanism" to be.

All that bullshiat aside though, I'm sad about Dave. He's made some great songs in the '80s, some great albums in the '90s and after a series of shiat albums he'd actually managed to return to form with "System". But he's been rehashing it ever since (what, three times now? I stopped caring after the one with the sample from those GI Joe vids). On the bright side, he's a far better performer than he was in the glory days and at this point, when all that people really want him to do is play the oldies, I guess it's good enough.
2012-08-16 10:41:28 AM
1 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com

/what I meant to say...
2012-08-16 10:33:51 AM
1 votes:

heinekenftw: Jake Havechek: Dave is trying to snatch the title of Dumbest Rocker in America from Ted Nugent.

He's got a lot of work to do, but he's catching up.

Who'll gain the title by Nov. 4? We shall see.


It's a shame. "Symphony of Destruction" is one of my favorite metal tunes.

Not that I'll boycott Megadeth, but now I know Mustaine is a bigger shiathead than I thought he was.
2012-08-16 10:32:51 AM
1 votes:
Statement said in Singapore where citizens support the registration of all guns, ban pistols over .32 caliber, and home gun permits require an "imminent threat to life that cannot be reasonably removed.


To Youth in ASIA!!!!
2012-08-16 10:30:44 AM
1 votes:
In retrospect, Dave has been tinfoily for a while

guitartabsandmethods.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-16 10:28:15 AM
1 votes:
Dave is trying to snatch the title of Dumbest Rocker in America from Ted Nugent.
2012-08-16 10:25:12 AM
1 votes:

ArtosRC: What a vapid tool.


TOOL is a much better band. And they're not vapid.
2012-08-16 10:11:37 AM
1 votes:
I don't care if he doesn't like Obama, or if he bashes him abroad. Whatever. Most foreigners thing American right-wingers are morons anyway, so he's only hurting himself.

What irritates me is that some right wing assclown shoots up a temple, and rather than condemn it and those who spread the hateful vitriol that help lead to such acts, assholes like this BLAME OBAMA.

I mean really, are you farking kidding me? Fark you, Dave.
2012-08-16 10:06:00 AM
1 votes:

Carn: He's still putting out good music, although I'd say Endgame was way better than Thirteen. Millenium of the Blind Is the coolest off the new one, but looking at the lyrics you gotta wonder about Dave's grasp of recent history and current events.


That's the best off the new album?

Goddamn, Megadeth truly has turned into a self parody.
2012-08-16 10:05:46 AM
1 votes:
2 things...I went on a rock autobiography tear and Dave Mustaine's was perhaps the worst. You know that one friend who CANNOT GET OVER THEIR EX? That's him. 75% of the book was him whining about being kicked out of Metallica. 20% was him crying b/c he couldn't outsell Metallica. 5% was him bragging about his drug use. Apparently the last part was all about finding Jesus but I didn't make it that far and I'm almost pathological about finishing every book I start.

The other thing. Rightwingers are obsessed with Obama taking their guns. Don't they know thanks to him they can carry in national parks? Don't they remember that guy who brought the rifle to Obama's Arizona appearance? There was a guy in New Hampshire too. Nothing happened to them. What do they think would've happened if some guy did the same at a Bush rally? What does the NRA rate Obama?
2012-08-16 09:51:41 AM
1 votes:
vegasj
Didn't our DoJ sell guns to the drug cartels in hopes of catching them using guns?

Google around on Al Gore's internet. Wander off of the derpsites, and you'll find that Fast and Furious adds up to nothing more than a war on christmas conducted by swiftboats on whitewater.

/willie horton
2012-08-16 09:50:32 AM
1 votes:
I sometimes wonder if those on the left get equally embarrassed by their own idiots that go blue in the face about taxing the rich and coporate derp etc., as much as some of us in the center/right equally facepalm when an idiot like this proves he's never had to spend a day of his life in the real world.

Thankfully Megadeth hasn't been relevant in like, 20 years.
2012-08-16 09:41:28 AM
1 votes:

ariseatex


Bender The Offender: I know when I want cogent political commentary, my first instinct is to listen to some has-been, washed up 80's popstar. Quick, someone tell me what Menudo thinks of NAFTA.

Menudo thinks NAFTA is so wonderful, it makes them sing in perfect hominy.


That must be the first time Menudo has ever been associated with grit.
2012-08-16 09:36:07 AM
1 votes:

Cloven_Hoof: That reminds me, most of the 'Obama gonna take r guns!' stuff comes straight from the NRA. Does anyone have a link to any actual gun restrictions that have been passed since he's been president?


Know who did pass an assault weapons ban in Massachusetts?
2012-08-16 09:34:01 AM
1 votes:
I've lost all respect for Dave and Megadeth at this point. Their last few albums fell flat, his hyperbole is out of control, and he's totally lost in his Christianity, which is at odds with his musical message. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Lamb Of God, uber alles!
2012-08-16 09:25:50 AM
1 votes:
Symphony of DERPstruction.
2012-08-16 09:22:46 AM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

...
The President is Near
...


When I saw Nugent on the KISS "farewell" tour (about six KISS tours back), Nugent actually used the "laurel and hearty handshake" line as his intro.
2012-08-16 09:22:33 AM
1 votes:

topcon: WTF. I'm a big Megadeth fan, but Dave has been saying some weird shiat lately.


Ever since he was "born again" a few years ago, his level of crazy has gone astronomical.
2012-08-16 09:17:17 AM
1 votes:
WTF. I'm a big Megadeth fan, but Dave has been saying some weird shiat lately.
mhd
2012-08-16 09:16:10 AM
1 votes:
Cathars, witches, Dave Mustaine, Crissy Moran... Thanks, Christianity.
2012-08-16 09:10:18 AM
1 votes:
Nothing to see here. Move along. Just an old man trying to stay relevant.

I love Megadeth. Rust In Peace still gets regular plays from me. But Dave has gotten increasingly more insane since he went born again.
2012-08-16 09:06:58 AM
1 votes:

RyogaM: Dixie Chicks: We're ashamed of our president.

Right wingers: Burn all their records! Boycott, Boycott, Boycott!

This Ass: The president is staging murders! So he can pass stricter gun laws!

Right wingers: *Crickets*

Stay Classy, Right wingers.


No different than what the left does. In fact, it's a standard rhetorical tactic used for thousands of years by assholes of all stripes: Push when you see an advantage, and ignore stuff that doesn't help you.

Don't pretend you are any better, either: The very fact that you're pushing this, combined with inflammatory rhetoric ("Stay Classy, Right wingers") shows that you are in fact engaging in the very same tactic you say you implore.

/I've done it myself.
//Doesn't make it right.
2012-08-16 09:03:59 AM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


OK, this is funny. I did the same to Ted Nugent.
2012-08-16 09:03:48 AM
1 votes:

vegasj: Well, I don't know about Obama directly...

but he has a valid point.

Didn't our DoJ sell guns to the drug cartels in hopes of catching them using guns?


You have read about what actually happened vs. the mountain of a molehill the right has made of it, yes?
2012-08-16 08:42:40 AM
1 votes:
Dave, we know you're still angry about Metallica, but you're in a successful band now, you can relax, cut down on the coffee, read some books.
2012-08-16 08:39:29 AM
1 votes:

deSelby: I still like his music, but I regret liking it. He embarrasses me.


Same here
2012-08-16 08:33:59 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: [www.alicecooper.net image 400x280]

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.  -Alice Cooper


he sounds like Deadmau5
/Deadmau666?
2012-08-16 08:27:42 AM
1 votes:
I have found it a good policy, when people who are famous start talking about things they aren't famous for, to stop listening.
2012-08-16 08:16:19 AM
1 votes:
Sad thing is, Dave used to be a very Liberal guy, even was a very Dem-friendly correspondent for MTV News at the Democratic Convention in 1988. Now he's neck-deep in the Derp, or he's trying to pull a Reverse Dixie Chicks, which is even sadder than his just being a right-wing nutjob.

Regardless, the Left will ignore his Derp as the rantings of a wannabe Ted Nugent, and most on the Right will ignore him because he's still a long-haired freak singing that Devil Music. The only way Mustaine can make this work is if he shuts down Megadeth, and puts out a Country Gospel album, while renouncing the entirety of his musical career thus far and tosses in some good, old fashioned hatred for Obama.
2012-08-16 08:08:37 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?


RIGHT???


*crickets*

The Dixie Chicks were those EEEVUL females?
2012-08-16 08:04:04 AM
1 votes:
I know when I want cogent political commentary, my first instinct is to listen to some has-been, washed up 80's popstar. Quick, someone tell me what Menudo thinks of NAFTA.
2012-08-16 07:58:55 AM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR


Old Guys Yelling at Clouds
2012-08-16 07:58:19 AM
1 votes:
How do you get that old and still think and talk like a child?
2012-08-16 07:43:25 AM
1 votes:
Ron Paul will "make total sense for a while, and then he'll say something so way out that it negates everything else."

Well, that makes one of you who make sense once in a while.

Do we have to let him back in?
2012-08-16 07:41:23 AM
1 votes:

shotglasss: He's got a point, and all Obama needs to do to make Dave look bad is release the Fast and Furious documents that he's hiding. When do you think that will happen?


Couple of months ago.
2012-08-16 07:39:47 AM
1 votes:
I feel sorry for the roadie who gets caught in a political conversation with Dave at 3 AM after a show.

No man, no, no, do you believe in God, I'm serious.... Do you believe in God? Cuz these liberals man....
2012-08-16 07:28:53 AM
1 votes:
I don't understand why the family members of unhinged teabaggers never step in and do anything about their problem. Why do the rest of us have to deal with these retards?
2012-08-16 07:26:08 AM
1 votes:
While Dave is an amazing guitarist, songwriter and businessman, he should really take some time out of his busy day to just STFU.
2012-08-16 07:23:01 AM
1 votes:
2012-08-16 07:18:25 AM
1 votes:

keylock71: Jesus happened to him... He traded drugs and alcohol for Jesus.


He may have been better off with heroin.
2012-08-16 07:11:57 AM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.


Religion. Srsly.

I bet he actually believes that he's less of a douche than he was before, when he was drinking.
2012-08-16 07:04:28 AM
1 votes:
This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.
2012-08-16 06:58:26 AM
1 votes:
Dave and every other member of Megadeth is crazy, has been known since Hangar 18 at least:

www.myfacewhen.net

/hot
2012-08-16 06:54:15 AM
1 votes:
For years, I though Mustaine was the victim when Mettalica kicked his ass out.

How very wrong I was.
2012-08-16 06:48:13 AM
1 votes:
Now, that's how you embarrass yourself in a foreign country...

Dave's sounding a little weepy... Wonder if he's back on the sauce. Must be all the "oppression" getting him down.
2012-08-16 06:38:52 AM
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blogs.browardpalmbeach.comwww.zimfamilycockers.com
2012-08-16 06:26:51 AM
1 votes:
There's a human garbage problem we need to address.
2012-08-16 06:26:17 AM
1 votes:
It seems like a lot of people concerned with gun control/their guns being taken away either come off as somewhat mentally unstable and shouldn't have guns, or doesn't really have a good reason to have guns. Motherfarking Mustaine can afford to hire a security detail if he's worried about his personal safety, and he sure as hell shouldn't be allowed near a gun in his state of mind.

Unless he's planning to shoot Lars and Hetfield in the kneecaps, then give Dave a .22 gun.
2012-08-16 06:25:15 AM
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quatchi: Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Doesn't that sound a bit fruity to you? "Hi, I'm Wayne, I'm a gun person. Bang bang!" You know what this guy's name ought to be? Biff Webster. Spud Crowley, a man's name! Chuck Steak!
2012-08-16 06:22:15 AM
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dickfreckle: This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publishia


that's fine and all, but I'm guessing you don't go to any websites that support equally crack pot ideas that you're more keen on?

I agree with liberals when they express a low opinion of WND, but then I just have to roll my eyes when they go to Think Progress or something like that.
2012-08-16 06:06:25 AM
1 votes:
Dave's clearly not ready to make nice...

www.tampabay.com

/but I hope we never have to see him naked.
2012-08-16 06:03:19 AM
1 votes:
This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publish!
2012-08-16 05:41:13 AM
1 votes:

MeinRS6: The oligarchy is picking your presidents!!!11!1!!!


In all fairness, that's basically true. And becomes more and more true every time a republican opens his mouth.

I mean, you stay stupid shiat, tatsuma-alt, but even a blind turd finds it's way to clear water eventually.
2012-08-16 05:39:58 AM
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gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.


When Mustaine said he quit drugs, this must have included his meds as well...
2012-08-16 05:29:11 AM
1 votes:
Is it possible to sue someone for injuries sustained while facepalming over something they said? Because I think I just hurt my wrist...
2012-08-16 03:41:01 AM
1 votes:
Methinks it's about time Dave followed his own lyrics from À Tout le Monde. Do us all a favor.
2012-08-16 12:03:20 AM
1 votes:
What a farking retard.....and that's being mildly complimentary. Go choke on a guitar pick, Scooter.
2012-08-15 11:31:28 PM
1 votes:
gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.

Yup. And that drug would be alcohol.
2012-08-15 11:20:14 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.

Already done on Fark


Yeah, but that wasn't a HuffPo link so it got redlit. I predict this one will have better luck.
2012-08-15 10:24:54 PM
1 votes:
To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.
2012-08-15 09:29:23 PM
1 votes:
Quick! Has anyone gotten Cyndi Lauper's opinion yet?

/the hell should I care what this headbanger thinks?
2012-08-15 09:23:05 PM
1 votes:
Holy fark.
 
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