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2012-08-16 06:06:25 AM
Dave's clearly not ready to make nice...

www.tampabay.com

/but I hope we never have to see him naked.
 
2012-08-16 06:09:13 AM
I think it would be worthwhile to conduct a largish poll to see how many Americans agree with him.

His theory may sound crazy, but the NRA has been essentially pushing this line for a while and would be loath to denounce him, so the polling numbers would probably be higher than most sane people would think possible.
 
2012-08-16 06:10:28 AM
How long before we see a special WorldNetDaily guest column by this idiot? Remember, when Matt Damon says something liberal, all Dems are cocooned in a cult of celebrity and we can't think for ourselves. But the minute some D-list skidmark like VIctoria Jackson or Ted Nugent has an opinion, the Blogger Patriots trip over themselves to remind us how important their opinion is.
 
2012-08-16 06:18:37 AM

dickfreckle: How long before we see a special WorldNetDaily guest column by this idiot? Remember, when Matt Damon says something liberal, all Dems are cocooned in a cult of celebrity and we can't think for ourselves. But the minute some D-list skidmark like VIctoria Jackson or Ted Nugent has an opinion, the Blogger Patriots trip over themselves to remind us how important their opinion is.


That reminds me, I don't think I've been getting enough valuable political insights from Victoria lately, or from Jon Voight either.
 
2012-08-16 06:19:11 AM
I was waiting for this stupidity. I'm just surprised at the source.
 
2012-08-16 06:20:35 AM

dickfreckle: How long before we see a special WorldNetDaily guest column by this idiot? Remember, when Matt Damon says something liberal, all Dems are cocooned in a cult of celebrity and we can't think for ourselves. But the minute some D-list skidmark like VIctoria Jackson or Ted Nugent has an opinion, the Blogger Patriots trip over themselves to remind us how important their opinion is.


I'm guessing that every time they pee they conclude that their dick gets bigger crowd has concluded that they need to pee more so they can revel in their conclusions, or something, or more, or less, . . .
 
2012-08-16 06:22:15 AM

dickfreckle: This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publishia


that's fine and all, but I'm guessing you don't go to any websites that support equally crack pot ideas that you're more keen on?

I agree with liberals when they express a low opinion of WND, but then I just have to roll my eyes when they go to Think Progress or something like that.
 
2012-08-16 06:25:15 AM

quatchi: Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Doesn't that sound a bit fruity to you? "Hi, I'm Wayne, I'm a gun person. Bang bang!" You know what this guy's name ought to be? Biff Webster. Spud Crowley, a man's name! Chuck Steak!
 
2012-08-16 06:26:17 AM
It seems like a lot of people concerned with gun control/their guns being taken away either come off as somewhat mentally unstable and shouldn't have guns, or doesn't really have a good reason to have guns. Motherfarking Mustaine can afford to hire a security detail if he's worried about his personal safety, and he sure as hell shouldn't be allowed near a gun in his state of mind.

Unless he's planning to shoot Lars and Hetfield in the kneecaps, then give Dave a .22 gun.
 
2012-08-16 06:26:51 AM
There's a human garbage problem we need to address.
 
2012-08-16 06:29:06 AM
Cheese-us Christ on a whole wheat cracker. He has gone off the deep end. For a minute I thought someone was playing a joke and filming Ann Coulter.


/is a conservative independant
/knows that crazy people do crazy shiat
/and gun violence is being amped up by the media b/c it is close to an election
/big whoop
 
2012-08-16 06:35:10 AM
Dave Mustaine and Ted Nugent are Obama plants tasked with making Republican celebrities look retarded, so that donating to Obama stays cool in Hollywood. Also, the world is run by a series of blowjobs.
 
2012-08-16 06:38:52 AM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.comwww.zimfamilycockers.com
 
2012-08-16 06:48:13 AM
Now, that's how you embarrass yourself in a foreign country...

Dave's sounding a little weepy... Wonder if he's back on the sauce. Must be all the "oppression" getting him down.
 
2012-08-16 06:49:48 AM
Look at all these people attacking Dave for his opinion.

He's got a point, and all Obama needs to do to make Dave look bad is release the Fast and Furious documents that he's hiding. When do you think that will happen?
 
2012-08-16 06:54:15 AM
For years, I though Mustaine was the victim when Mettalica kicked his ass out.

How very wrong I was.
 
2012-08-16 06:55:40 AM
I had no idea he was this dumb.
 
2012-08-16 06:58:26 AM
Dave and every other member of Megadeth is crazy, has been known since Hangar 18 at least:

www.myfacewhen.net

/hot
 
2012-08-16 07:04:27 AM
Its funny how he's ranting about "Nazi America" in SINGAPORE.

Singapore is way more strict than America, their laws are much more restrictive than ours.
 
2012-08-16 07:04:28 AM
This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.
 
2012-08-16 07:05:42 AM
He's seen too much, he knows to much
 
2012-08-16 07:06:35 AM

randomjsa: I agree with liberals when they express a low opinion of WND, but then I just have to roll my eyes when they go to Think Progress or something like that.


Ah, needed my cup of false equivalence to wake up this morning.
 
2012-08-16 07:09:56 AM

Lionel Mandrake: A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?


RIGHT???


It's only outrageous when the criticism is reality-based. Examples:

Started a war on false pretext: reality-based. Outrage.

Staged mass shootings because hurrrr: moonbat. No outrage.
 
2012-08-16 07:10:03 AM

Snapper Carr: This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.


Jesus happened to him... He traded drugs and alcohol for Jesus.
 
2012-08-16 07:10:25 AM
I love how the article frames Mustaine's dissent into derp:

1) He accused Obama of staging the shootings.
2) He accused Obama of not being born here.
3) He even endorsed Rick Santorum.

It's hard to say which is the worst.
 
2012-08-16 07:10:35 AM
Lulz, that's hilarious
 
2012-08-16 07:11:57 AM

Snapper Carr: This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.


Religion. Srsly.

I bet he actually believes that he's less of a douche than he was before, when he was drinking.
 
2012-08-16 07:13:01 AM

keylock71: Snapper Carr: This is the same guy that used to promote anarchist communes in the early 90's.

I wonder what happened to that guy.

Jesus happened to him... He traded drugs and alcohol for Jesus.


Must have been the Right Wing Jesus, with none of the morality of the real one.
 
2012-08-16 07:16:51 AM

FeedTheCollapse: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Nugestaine


They could support his man Rick and call themselves...
Santorum Nugestaine 

//Dirty it sounds...
 
2012-08-16 07:18:25 AM

keylock71: Jesus happened to him... He traded drugs and alcohol for Jesus.


He may have been better off with heroin.
 
2012-08-16 07:21:06 AM

imontheinternet: keylock71: Jesus happened to him... He traded drugs and alcohol for Jesus.

He may have been better off with heroin.


He mainlines Jesus now... and stupidity. Pure, uncut stupidity.
 
2012-08-16 07:23:01 AM
 
2012-08-16 07:24:41 AM

Alphax: Must have been the Right Wing Jesus, with none of the morality of the real one.


Eh... Jesus is just like alcohol. If you're an asshole to begin with, alcohol is just going to enhance that.
 
2012-08-16 07:26:08 AM
While Dave is an amazing guitarist, songwriter and businessman, he should really take some time out of his busy day to just STFU.
 
2012-08-16 07:28:53 AM
I don't understand why the family members of unhinged teabaggers never step in and do anything about their problem. Why do the rest of us have to deal with these retards?
 
2012-08-16 07:32:53 AM

randomjsa: that's fine and all, but I'm guessing you don't go to any websites that support equally crack pot ideas that you're more keen on?


No, I don't. I'm not keen on crackpots in general. You may find this hard to believe, but just because I'm a liberal does not mean that I get my information from angry blogs. Crazy, right?

However, while I find Kos and ThinkProgress to often be whiny to the point of nails on a chalkboard, I still don't think they're anywhere near as divorced from reality as some of the disturbingly popular right wing sites. Sorry man. It's not because I lean left; it's because there's a difference between posting (usually) contextual video evidence of a claim and then vaginating over it (merely annoying) vs: OMG FEMA'S COMING FOR US AND HERE'S FIVE PARAGRAPHS OF MY PARANOID FANTASIES TO PROVE IT!!bbq

Meh, I read the actual news from Google Reader every day (that's RSS for you young folk). Feeds come from AP, Reuters, BBC, et al.

/I know there's lefty versions of WND out there, but I sure as hell don't want to find it
 
2012-08-16 07:39:47 AM
I feel sorry for the roadie who gets caught in a political conversation with Dave at 3 AM after a show.

No man, no, no, do you believe in God, I'm serious.... Do you believe in God? Cuz these liberals man....
 
2012-08-16 07:41:23 AM

shotglasss: He's got a point, and all Obama needs to do to make Dave look bad is release the Fast and Furious documents that he's hiding. When do you think that will happen?


Couple of months ago.
 
2012-08-16 07:42:32 AM
It's some kinda of band or something?
 
2012-08-16 07:43:25 AM
Ron Paul will "make total sense for a while, and then he'll say something so way out that it negates everything else."

Well, that makes one of you who make sense once in a while.

Do we have to let him back in?
 
2012-08-16 07:44:01 AM

DrBenway: That reminds me, I don't think I've been getting enough valuable political insights from Victoria lately, or from Jon Voight either.


Hell, at least Jon Voight has a good resume and is still pretty relevant. I'd watch a movie with him in it as long as it isn't one of those stupid Anaconda-type flicks he sometimes does.

But Victoria farking Jackson? I've written drunken emails to my exes that made more sense than her rants, and yet she gets paid to publish that tripe.

The next guest columnist at Brietbart:

www.stevecarter.com
 
2012-08-16 07:48:07 AM

flamingboar: I have a coworker who said the exact same thing a few weeks back. It took me a few minutes to wrap my head around what came out of his mouth.


I almost posted the same thing on Twitter as a joke, but stopped because I was afraid I'd start something. Sad times. Sad times.
 
2012-08-16 07:52:54 AM
Shut up and sing, monkey.
 
2012-08-16 07:53:05 AM
Sorry, I accidentally introduced the idea that idiots would assume the shootings were a plot by Obama and the idiots complied.

/Shut up and get back in the hot tub.
 
2012-08-16 07:56:15 AM

wildcardjack: Sorry, I accidentally introduced the idea that idiots would assume the shootings were a plot by Obama and the idiots complied.

/Shut up and get back in the hot tub.


nah, they've been saying that about every mass shooting thus far and upset that the lame stream media didn't get the exact model number right on the weapons used.
 
2012-08-16 07:58:19 AM
How do you get that old and still think and talk like a child?
 
2012-08-16 07:58:55 AM

Krymson Tyde: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR


Old Guys Yelling at Clouds
 
2012-08-16 07:59:25 AM

shotglasss: He's got a point


yeah...sure buddy.
hey, let's all take naps.
 
2012-08-16 08:01:51 AM

Tymast: wildcardjack: Sorry, I accidentally introduced the idea that idiots would assume the shootings were a plot by Obama and the idiots complied.

/Shut up and get back in the hot tub.

nah, they've been saying that about every mass shooting thus far and upset that the lame stream media didn't get the exact model number right on the weapons used.


I like that they think the president needed to create more gun violence in Mexico in order to justify this phantom gun legislation that they swear is just around the corner.

Because we're really lacking in gun violence here.
 
2012-08-16 08:04:04 AM
I know when I want cogent political commentary, my first instinct is to listen to some has-been, washed up 80's popstar. Quick, someone tell me what Menudo thinks of NAFTA.
 
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