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2012-08-15 09:05:35 PM
Oh darn, I knew I should have resubmitted this story myself instead of leaving a comment in that other thread.
 
2012-08-15 09:14:04 PM
/facepalm

Just....please....stop.....talking.
 
2012-08-15 09:17:46 PM
Wow. That's really sad.

Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.
 
2012-08-15 09:20:06 PM
Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...
 
2012-08-15 09:22:39 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-15 09:23:05 PM
Holy fark.
 
2012-08-15 09:25:29 PM
All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.
 
2012-08-15 09:29:23 PM
Quick! Has anyone gotten Cyndi Lauper's opinion yet?

/the hell should I care what this headbanger thinks?
 
2012-08-15 09:35:54 PM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...


Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR
 
2012-08-15 09:38:57 PM

make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.


Already done on Fark

What makes it worse is that he felt safer saying it outside of the US.

Whata pussy.
 
2012-08-15 10:24:54 PM
To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.
 
2012-08-15 10:34:20 PM
If know it doesn't matter what any rock musician says as most of them are drug addled, selfish and self-absorbed, but how much farther can he go before he's Sid Barrett?

He'll be munching on his hair on stage and talking about the alien revolt any day now.
 
2012-08-15 11:05:52 PM

Krymson Tyde: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR


Why not just stick with Damn Yankees?

You know? Blaming their problems on northern, liberal elitists?
 
2012-08-15 11:16:09 PM
shutupandplayyourguitar.jpg

/conspiracy theory to eleven?
//stop the cocaine dude; it's rotting your soul
 
2012-08-15 11:20:14 PM

Godscrack: make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.

Already done on Fark


Yeah, but that wasn't a HuffPo link so it got redlit. I predict this one will have better luck.
 
2012-08-15 11:31:28 PM
gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.

Yup. And that drug would be alcohol.
 
2012-08-16 12:03:20 AM
What a farking retard.....and that's being mildly complimentary. Go choke on a guitar pick, Scooter.
 
2012-08-16 12:16:11 AM

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


Brilliant! I'll do the same thing!

OK, hold on... lemme just crack open my torrent client...


Here we go, downloading now...

Any moment now, lessee.... 12 minutes remaining...


OK, only 1 minute left...

Here we go... aaaand done!

Now, lemme just run a quick virus scan on it (I'm paranoid like that)


OK, now I'm just going to rename the directory, because I hate all that AXELXX8TOrrEnt crap in the file name...

... and that extra text file they always include...

Hmm, deleting it now would be meaningless if I didn't first move it into my official music directory...

OK! Ready to protest! Let's delete this b*tch!

*press*


DAMMIT recycle bin is full, hold on...
 
2012-08-16 12:30:50 AM
I was at Megadrunk's first NYC show where he was so out of it that people started booing and pelting the stage with drinks and bottles. We laughed and laughed and laughed. Good times!
 
2012-08-16 12:52:47 AM
So THAT's where Obama's death panels went.
 
2012-08-16 12:55:06 AM
Singapore? Cut your hair when you sober up, hippie.
 
2012-08-16 01:05:23 AM
It's always important to hear from actors/rockers/rappers.

They know THE TRUTH.

Wake up sheeple! The oligarchy is picking your presidents!!!11!1!!!
 
2012-08-16 02:55:28 AM

A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?


RIGHT???
 
2012-08-16 03:41:01 AM
Methinks it's about time Dave followed his own lyrics from À Tout le Monde. Do us all a favor.
 
2012-08-16 03:43:17 AM
THE REPTILIAN MENACE HAS GONE TOO FAR
 
2012-08-16 05:19:10 AM

Krymson Tyde: DUUUUHHHH


My vote. Now, who wants to do an album cover?
 
2012-08-16 05:21:40 AM
What a vapid tool.
 
2012-08-16 05:21:59 AM
oh what's that little blubbery shiat derping about now...

*click*


....wow.

he should probably stick to what he knows, that is, 80s-era thrash and pissing and moaning about how he used to be in metallica and everything he ever achieved is worthless because they kicked him out.

/seriously i thought he was gonna whip his shirt off and tell lars to make him feel good in the 'some kind of monster' interview...
 
2012-08-16 05:23:43 AM
I take it he's on the NRA's mailing list.
 
2012-08-16 05:25:00 AM

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.


Does that work?
 
2012-08-16 05:26:07 AM
This is sad. I sincerely hope he gets the mental health treatment he clearly needs.
 
2012-08-16 05:29:11 AM
Is it possible to sue someone for injuries sustained while facepalming over something they said? Because I think I just hurt my wrist...
 
2012-08-16 05:29:35 AM
I still like his music, but I regret liking it. He embarrasses me.
 
2012-08-16 05:31:05 AM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...


Twats?
 
2012-08-16 05:31:51 AM
I have a coworker who said the exact same thing a few weeks back. It took me a few minutes to wrap my head around what came out of his mouth.
 
2012-08-16 05:32:34 AM
Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.
 
2012-08-16 05:36:04 AM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...




Nugestaine
 
2012-08-16 05:36:34 AM
Symphony of Derp


man metaphysical: RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

Does that work?


Of cause not. You have to burn it ONTO CD and then burn THED CD
 
2012-08-16 05:39:58 AM

gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.


When Mustaine said he quit drugs, this must have included his meds as well...
 
2012-08-16 05:41:13 AM

MeinRS6: The oligarchy is picking your presidents!!!11!1!!!


In all fairness, that's basically true. And becomes more and more true every time a republican opens his mouth.

I mean, you stay stupid shiat, tatsuma-alt, but even a blind turd finds it's way to clear water eventually.
 
2012-08-16 05:48:35 AM
He needs to get back on whatever he was on when he didn't suck.
 
2012-08-16 05:49:42 AM
Would it be ironic if he went on a shooting spree? Or would he just blame Obama? Self fulfilling prophesy?
 
2012-08-16 05:51:36 AM
Obama's plan is working so well. Look how the anti-gun legislation he had someone submit in Congress is sailing through since the staged shootings.
 
2012-08-16 05:52:56 AM
You'd think if the prez was willing to murder dozens to get a law passed he would just give Boehner and McConnell a call late one nite telling them they're next on the list if they don't fall into line.

Derp is one thing, self-contradictory derp is another.
 
2012-08-16 05:57:06 AM
Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?
 
2012-08-16 05:59:03 AM
Did he even know where he was? Singapore has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the world. Heck, they have some of the most restrictive sidewalk spitting and chewing gum laws in the world. Might not be the best audience to solicit sympathy from. Surprised the government in Singapore didn't arrest him and charge him with dripping sweat on the government owned stage.
 
2012-08-16 06:00:12 AM

cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?


IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.
 
2012-08-16 06:03:19 AM
This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publish!
 
2012-08-16 06:03:41 AM

Alphax: cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.


I got to hand it to Dave, it's a pretty impressive feat to out-asshole guys like Lars and Hetfield! ;)
 
2012-08-16 06:05:10 AM
Maybe he was paranoid drunk
"HEY, who replaced my beer with water??"
 
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