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The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-15 09:05:35 PM

Oh darn, I knew I should have resubmitted this story myself instead of leaving a comment in that other thread.

Ambivalence		2012-08-15 09:14:04 PM

/facepalm

Just....please....stop.....talking.

make me some tea		2012-08-15 09:17:46 PM

Wow. That's really sad.

Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.

fusillade762		2012-08-15 09:20:06 PM

Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Nogrhi		2012-08-15 09:22:39 PM

GAT_00		2012-08-15 09:23:05 PM

Holy fark.

gonzoduke		2012-08-15 09:25:29 PM

All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-08-15 09:29:23 PM

Quick! Has anyone gotten Cyndi Lauper's opinion yet?

/the hell should I care what this headbanger thinks?

Krymson Tyde		2012-08-15 09:35:54 PM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR

Godscrack		2012-08-15 09:38:57 PM

make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.

Already done on Fark

What makes it worse is that he felt safer saying it outside of the US.

Whata pussy.

RoyBatty		2012-08-15 10:24:54 PM

To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

nvmac		2012-08-15 10:34:20 PM

If know it doesn't matter what any rock musician says as most of them are drug addled, selfish and self-absorbed, but how much farther can he go before he's Sid Barrett?

He'll be munching on his hair on stage and talking about the alien revolt any day now.

Shostie		2012-08-15 11:05:52 PM

Krymson Tyde: fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Herp and Derp Tour
10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag
Unhinged
The President is Near
DUUUUHHHH
Look at Us!
Washed up
Two Jive Crew
HURRRRRRRRRRR

Why not just stick with Damn Yankees?

You know? Blaming their problems on northern, liberal elitists?

sporking fooneristic nic		2012-08-15 11:16:09 PM

shutupandplayyourguitar.jpg

/conspiracy theory to eleven?
//stop the cocaine dude; it's rotting your soul

fusillade762		2012-08-15 11:20:14 PM

Godscrack: make me some tea: Also, +1 on the headline subs. I like.

Already done on Fark

Yeah, but that wasn't a HuffPo link so it got redlit. I predict this one will have better luck.

Sgygus		2012-08-15 11:31:28 PM

gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.

Yup. And that drug would be alcohol.

Coco LaFemme		2012-08-16 12:03:20 AM

What a farking retard.....and that's being mildly complimentary. Go choke on a guitar pick, Scooter.

DeltaPunch		2012-08-16 12:16:11 AM

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

Brilliant! I'll do the same thing!

OK, hold on... lemme just crack open my torrent client...

Here we go, downloading now...

Any moment now, lessee.... 12 minutes remaining...

OK, only 1 minute left...

Here we go... aaaand done!

Now, lemme just run a quick virus scan on it (I'm paranoid like that)

OK, now I'm just going to rename the directory, because I hate all that AXELXX8TOrrEnt crap in the file name...

... and that extra text file they always include...

Hmm, deleting it now would be meaningless if I didn't first move it into my official music directory...

OK! Ready to protest! Let's delete this b*tch!

*press*

DAMMIT recycle bin is full, hold on...

2xhelix		2012-08-16 12:30:50 AM

I was at Megadrunk's first NYC show where he was so out of it that people started booing and pelting the stage with drinks and bottles. We laughed and laughed and laughed. Good times!

themindiswatching		2012-08-16 12:52:47 AM

So THAT's where Obama's death panels went.

djkutch		2012-08-16 12:55:06 AM

Singapore? Cut your hair when you sober up, hippie.

MeinRS6		2012-08-16 01:05:23 AM

It's always important to hear from actors/rockers/rappers.

They know THE TRUTH.

Wake up sheeple! The oligarchy is picking your presidents!!!11!1!!!

Lionel Mandrake		2012-08-16 02:55:28 AM

A musician badmouthed the President in a foreign country?

Conservatives must be pissed off, right?

RIGHT???

The Onion is prophetic		2012-08-16 03:41:01 AM

Methinks it's about time Dave followed his own lyrics from À Tout le Monde. Do us all a favor.

cman		2012-08-16 03:43:17 AM

THE REPTILIAN MENACE HAS GONE TOO FAR

blackminded		2012-08-16 05:19:10 AM

Krymson Tyde: DUUUUHHHH

My vote. Now, who wants to do an album cover?

ArtosRC		2012-08-16 05:21:40 AM

What a vapid tool.

buttery_shame_cave		2012-08-16 05:21:59 AM

oh what's that little blubbery shiat derping about now...

*click*

....wow.

he should probably stick to what he knows, that is, 80s-era thrash and pissing and moaning about how he used to be in metallica and everything he ever achieved is worthless because they kicked him out.

/seriously i thought he was gonna whip his shirt off and tell lars to make him feel good in the 'some kind of monster' interview...

Alphax		2012-08-16 05:23:43 AM

I take it he's on the NRA's mailing list.

man metaphysical		2012-08-16 05:25:00 AM

RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

Does that work?

Wyalt Derp		2012-08-16 05:26:07 AM

This is sad. I sincerely hope he gets the mental health treatment he clearly needs.

sillydragon		2012-08-16 05:29:11 AM

Is it possible to sue someone for injuries sustained while facepalming over something they said? Because I think I just hurt my wrist...

deSelby		2012-08-16 05:29:35 AM

I still like his music, but I regret liking it. He embarrasses me.

Will-Mun		2012-08-16 05:31:05 AM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Twats?

flamingboar		2012-08-16 05:31:51 AM

I have a coworker who said the exact same thing a few weeks back. It took me a few minutes to wrap my head around what came out of his mouth.

quatchi		2012-08-16 05:32:34 AM

Oh, come on how bad could it...

*clicks link*

W. T. F?!

*Urge to cockpunch Wayne LaPierre rising to uncontrollable levels*

Pretty sure the people who were incensed over the Dixie Chicks thing will be along any minute now to condemn this dangerous and delusional derp.

*looks at watch*

Annny second now.

FeedTheCollapse		2012-08-16 05:36:04 AM

fusillade762: Maybe he could go on tour with Ted Nugent. Just need to think of a name...

Nugestaine

LewDux		2012-08-16 05:36:34 AM

Symphony of Derp

man metaphysical: RoyBatty: To protest his idiocy, I just downloaded their entire discography and then deleted it.

Does that work?

Of cause not. You have to burn it ONTO CD and then burn THED CD

eCurmudgeon		2012-08-16 05:39:58 AM

gonzoduke: All them years of drugs finally caught up to him.

When Mustaine said he quit drugs, this must have included his meds as well...

neongoats		2012-08-16 05:41:13 AM

MeinRS6: The oligarchy is picking your presidents!!!11!1!!!

In all fairness, that's basically true. And becomes more and more true every time a republican opens his mouth.

I mean, you stay stupid shiat, tatsuma-alt, but even a blind turd finds it's way to clear water eventually.

Mugato		2012-08-16 05:48:35 AM

He needs to get back on whatever he was on when he didn't suck.

Virulency		2012-08-16 05:49:42 AM

Would it be ironic if he went on a shooting spree? Or would he just blame Obama? Self fulfilling prophesy?

farkityfarker		2012-08-16 05:51:36 AM

Obama's plan is working so well. Look how the anti-gun legislation he had someone submit in Congress is sailing through since the staged shootings.

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-08-16 05:52:56 AM

You'd think if the prez was willing to murder dozens to get a law passed he would just give Boehner and McConnell a call late one nite telling them they're next on the list if they don't fall into line.

Derp is one thing, self-contradictory derp is another.

cc_rider		2012-08-16 05:57:06 AM

Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

EngineerAU		2012-08-16 05:59:03 AM

Did he even know where he was? Singapore has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the world. Heck, they have some of the most restrictive sidewalk spitting and chewing gum laws in the world. Might not be the best audience to solicit sympathy from. Surprised the government in Singapore didn't arrest him and charge him with dripping sweat on the government owned stage.

Alphax		2012-08-16 06:00:12 AM

cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.

dickfreckle		2012-08-16 06:03:19 AM

This is what happens when your homepage is Alex Jones' infowars.com.

/knows a guy who believes all this crap, and looks at me like I'm the wingnut when I ask what sort of evidence he's basing all this derp on.
//you should check out this website! it has all the info Obama's state press won't publish!

cc_rider		2012-08-16 06:03:41 AM

Alphax: cc_rider: Dave got kicked out of Metallica for being too much of an asshole. Let that sink in for a minute, and then note that he's a born-again nut job who reads Glenn Beck and hangs out with Alex Jones. Don't believe me, check out his Fb page.

Derp sells, but who's buying?

IIRC, everyone in Metallica liked to drink, a lot, but he was the only angry drunk, so he didn't fit in.

I got to hand it to Dave, it's a pretty impressive feat to out-asshole guys like Lars and Hetfield! ;)