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brap		2012-08-15 08:15:02 PM

Is her kid named Avery Special?

I hate myself.

cretinbob		2012-08-15 08:18:47 PM

But she won't, so headline is fail

Mugato		2012-08-15 08:19:10 PM

Wow. I don't watch The Big Bang Theory. Was that pic shot before or after the accident?

ManateeGag		2012-08-15 08:35:03 PM

It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-15 08:52:52 PM

Woah.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-08-15 08:59:10 PM

ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

Sheldon: (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny.
Penny: (opening door) What is it Sheldon?
Sheldon: I need you to take me to the hospital.
Penny: Sheldon, what is it? Are you hurt?
Sheldon: No, I'm fine. Amy Farrah Fowler is there having surgeons perform microsurgery on the vessels, capillaries and nerve fibers of her left proximal distal phalange in an attempt to reintroduce blood flow to the region. They hope to avoid outright removal of the limb.
Penny: I...don't know what that means, but sure, honey, I'll take you.
Sheldon: She doesn't know if she'll be able to play the piano after this.
Penny: I didn't know she played the piano.
Sheldon. She doesn't. Bazinga.

gameshowhost		2012-08-15 09:01:34 PM

Ow. Finger. Too bad it wasn't that honker, AMIRITE?

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-15 09:13:37 PM

ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

The stitches on her hand? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Ambivalence		2012-08-15 09:17:31 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

The stitches on her hand? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Yah that smoking monkey bit her and she got some flesh eating disease and the finger fell off. Oh the trials and tribulations of science.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-08-15 09:23:57 PM

Ambivalence: The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

The stitches on her hand? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Yah that smoking monkey bit her and she got some flesh eating disease and the finger fell off. Oh the trials and tribulations of science.

Only she won't lose her finger after all. TFA has been updated.

GAT_00		2012-08-15 09:34:24 PM

Crewmannumber6		2012-08-15 10:16:06 PM

Are her bewbs ok?

Apos		2012-08-15 10:17:36 PM

Ouch.

Nothing To See Here		2012-08-15 10:21:39 PM

GAT_00: AdolfOliverPanties: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

Sheldon: (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny.
Penny: (opening door) What is it Sheldon?
Sheldon: I need you to take me to the hospital.
Penny: Sheldon, what is it? Are you hurt?
Sheldon: No, I'm fine. Amy Farrah Fowler is there having surgeons perform microsurgery on the vessels, capillaries and nerve fibers of her left proximal distal phalange in an attempt to reintroduce blood flow to the region. They hope to avoid outright removal of the limb.
Penny: I...don't know what that means, but sure, honey, I'll take you.
Sheldon: She doesn't know if she'll be able to play the piano after this.
Penny: I didn't know she played the piano.
Sheldon. She doesn't. Bazinga.

That was actually funnier than the show.

And without Commercials, Cheers to AdolfOliverPanties

The_Time_Master		2012-08-15 10:24:32 PM

If they need to promote bloodflow, they should use leeches. No shiat, leeches.

http://web.uconn.edu/mcbstaff/graf/AvHm/MedUse.htm

doyner		2012-08-15 10:25:22 PM

Headline + TMZ tag made me suspect it was an unflattering bikini shot.

mrtk421		2012-08-15 10:28:10 PM

Penny: Hey, Sheldon!
(the audience chuckles)
Sheldon: Oh, hello, Penny!
(the audience begins getting excited, laughing without even knowing they are laughing or what they are laughing at)
Penny: What are you doing?
(nervous giggles are heard from all around the room)
Sheldon: Playing on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator
(6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told)

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-08-15 10:31:10 PM

I thought Six lost her ass.

John_David_Stutts		2012-08-15 10:31:28 PM

Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

DrMcNinja		2012-08-15 10:33:34 PM

FTFA:The actress just tweeted that she "will keep all my fingers," but admitted her husband had to type the message

Husband? I thought she was a lesbian. Am I thinking of the wrong person?

Aboleth		2012-08-15 10:33:47 PM

That's just... like... your opinionation, maaaan.

HempHead		2012-08-15 10:34:42 PM

I thought they were boxy, but safe?

/obscure?

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:35:01 PM

John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

perhaps you're confused with punky's "brewsters"...?

beta_plus		2012-08-15 10:35:14 PM

John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

I thought that was Punky Brewster.

Aboleth		2012-08-15 10:36:07 PM

beta_plus: John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

I thought that was Punky Brewster.

What? You mean it wasn't Vicki from Small Wonder?

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:36:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

Sheldon: (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny.
Penny: (opening door) What is it Sheldon?
Sheldon: I need you to take me to the hospital.
Penny: Sheldon, what is it? Are you hurt?
Sheldon: No, I'm fine. Amy Farrah Fowler is there having surgeons perform microsurgery on the vessels, capillaries and nerve fibers of her left proximal distal phalange in an attempt to reintroduce blood flow to the region. They hope to avoid outright removal of the limb.
Penny: I...don't know what that means, but sure, honey, I'll take you.
Sheldon: She doesn't know if she'll be able to play the piano after this.
Penny: I didn't know she played the piano.
Sheldon. She doesn't. Bazinga.

Ambivalence: The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

The stitches on her hand? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Yah that smoking monkey bit her and she got some flesh eating disease and the finger fell off. Oh the trials and tribulations of science.

mrtk421: Penny: Hey, Sheldon!
(the audience chuckles)
Sheldon: Oh, hello, Penny!
(the audience begins getting excited, laughing without even knowing they are laughing or what they are laughing at)
Penny: What are you doing?
(nervous giggles are heard from all around the room)
Sheldon: Playing on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator
(6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told)

bungle_jr: John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

perhaps you're confused with punky's "brewsters"...?

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt

MattyFridays		2012-08-15 10:37:06 PM

HempHead: I thought they were boxy, but safe?

/obscure?

Not obscure (Crazy People) but from what I've gleaned, the hand injury may be from the airbag going off.

therecksays		2012-08-15 10:37:32 PM

John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

You may be thinking of Soleil Moon Frye - Punky Brewster. She got her beutiful rack reduced.

/razzen frazzen

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:37:35 PM

MattyFridays: HempHead: I thought they were boxy, but safe?

/obscure?

Not obscure (Crazy People) but from what I've gleaned, the hand injury may be from the airbag going off.

HELLO!

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:39:45 PM

therecksays: John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

You may be thinking of Soleil Moon Frye - Punky Brewster. She got her beutiful rack reduced.

/razzen frazzen

from pics i've seen, i think she's still got plenty

Keyser_Soze_Death		2012-08-15 10:40:04 PM

HempHead: I thought they were boxy, but safe?

/obscure?

Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out.

sno man		2012-08-15 10:40:44 PM

HempHead: I thought they were boxy, but safe?

/obscure?

here?....pfft.
she should have been in a jag...

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-08-15 10:41:14 PM

bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

fatalvenom		2012-08-15 10:43:08 PM

Too bad she's not dead.

Snapper Carr		2012-08-15 10:43:34 PM

Is it weird that I hate the show but I like her on it?

/maybe it's because she's the only legitimate nerd cred the show has
//aka Dr. Mayim Bialik

OtherLittleGuy		2012-08-15 10:43:51 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Ambivalence: The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: It will be fun to see them try to write that into the show.

The stitches on her hand? Shouldn't be too difficult.

Yah that smoking monkey bit her and she got some flesh eating disease and the finger fell off. Oh the trials and tribulations of science.

Only she won't lose her finger after all. TFA has been updated.

Penny kissed the booboo and made it better. Lesbian hilarity ensues.

Hand Banana		2012-08-15 10:45:43 PM

fatalvenom: Too bad she's not dead.

Too bad you suck at trolling.

zinny		2012-08-15 10:47:20 PM

gameshowhost

Ow. Finger. Too bad it wasn't that honker, AMIRITE?

Bastid. I giggled.

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:47:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

sno man		2012-08-15 10:50:05 PM

bungle_jr: AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

good gods why?

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:51:30 PM

sno man: bungle_jr: AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

good gods why?

why what?

dletter		2012-08-15 10:51:52 PM

bungle_jr: therecksays: John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

You may be thinking of Soleil Moon Frye - Punky Brewster. She got her beutiful rack reduced.

/razzen frazzen

from pics i've seen, i think she's still got plenty

1.bp.blogspot.com

That's a lot to carry around at any age, let alone 15

entropic_existence		2012-08-15 10:52:33 PM

Snapper Carr: Is it weird that I hate the show but I like her on it?

/maybe it's because she's the only legitimate nerd cred the show has
//aka Dr. Mayim Bialik

Too bad for someone with a PhD in neuroscience she also believes some pseudo-scientific woo and nonsense. She's bought into a lot of anti-vax nonsense for example. That sort of thing makes me lose a lot of respect for someone's scientific chops. Actually it makes them go pretty much out the window. Especially when your degree is in the biological sciences. Even if it wasn't, properly evaluating evidence is sort of a key skill.

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:54:01 PM

dletter: bungle_jr: therecksays: John_David_Stutts: Crewmannumber6: Are her bewbs ok?

I thought she had her "blossoms" pruned years ago.

You may be thinking of Soleil Moon Frye - Punky Brewster. She got her beutiful rack reduced.

/razzen frazzen

from pics i've seen, i think she's still got plenty

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 227x400]

That's a lot to carry around at any age, let alone 15

i know a lady with breasts at least that big, and she is about to get a reduction. her husband is already mourning the loss prematurely, but i'm in agreement with her that he can do without that mass. i'm sure even after the reduction she'll have plenty for his pleasure, and she'll feel a lot better and be able to find more clothes she likes that fit

sno man		2012-08-15 10:55:18 PM

bungle_jr: sno man: bungle_jr: AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

good gods why?

why what?

Dallas, the bolded part...was I studdering?

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-08-15 10:56:10 PM

/obscure?

bungle_jr		2012-08-15 10:57:45 PM

sno man: bungle_jr: sno man: bungle_jr: AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

good gods why?

why what?

Dallas, the bolded part...was I studdering?

what i am confused about:
do you mean "why do you watch DALLAS?"
or
do you mean "why haven't you watched the last 3 episodes yet?"

see, there are 2 completely different feelings you could be conveying

Snapper Carr		2012-08-15 10:59:43 PM

entropic_existence: Too bad for someone with a PhD in neuroscience she also believes some pseudo-scientific woo and nonsense. She's bought into a lot of anti-vax nonsense for example.

I did not know that. Never mind then.

sno man		2012-08-15 11:00:56 PM

bungle_jr: sno man: bungle_jr: sno man: bungle_jr: AdolfOliverPanties: bungle_jr:

too many people on this thread actually seem to watch "big bang theory"

i thought it was on the fark "hate" list

/fan of bbt ...

I don't watch the series when it airs regularly in its time slot, but I am watching a rerun right now actually. It is occasionally quite funny.

pretty much the same for me...i'm rarely home when shows are on at their regular times, and the dvr is pretty much full with movies i haven't gotten around to watching, as well as the last 3 episodes of DALLAS i have yet to watch

good gods why?

why what?

Dallas, the bolded part...was I studdering?

what i am confused about:
do you mean "why do you watch DALLAS?"
or
do you mean "why haven't you watched the last 3 episodes yet?"

see, there are 2 completely different feelings you could be conveying

No just the one...

ZMugg		2012-08-15 11:04:43 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [beatleshelp.50megs.com image 355x225]

/obscure?

Hardly.
John: (twirling drumstick) "You don't really need that finger, do you"?

_old

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