vodka: electroejaculation? I wonder what that's like
BlowPopGirl: vodka: electroejaculation? I wonder what that's likesounds sexy
Ed Finnerty: BlowPopGirl: vodka: electroejaculation? I wonder what that's likesounds sexyIt's not as sexy as you'd think. NSFW-ish link
Yaxe: Ed Finnerty: BlowPopGirl: vodka: electroejaculation? I wonder what that's likesounds sexyIt's not as sexy as you'd think. NSFW-ish linkKinda glad I have noscript on. From wikipedia:Electroejaculation is usually carried out under a general anesthetic. An electric probe is inserted into the rectum adjacent to the prostate. The probe delivers an AC voltage, usually 12-24 volts sine wave at a frequency of 60 Hz, with a current limited to usually 500 mA, although some devices can generate currents of up to 1 A. The probe is activated for 1-2 seconds, referred to as a stimulus cycle. Ejaculation usually occurs after 2-3 stimulus cycles. Care must be taken when using currents greater than 500 mA, as tissue burns may result due to heating of the probe. The stimulus voltage stimulates nearby nerves, resulting in contraction of the pelvic muscles and ejaculation. This procedure is used frequently with large mammals, particularly bulls and some domestic animals, as well as humans who have certain types of paralysis or erectile dysfunction.They shove a battery up your ass and taze your prostate till you blow your load. Because of the electricity also causing muscles to spasm and move, this generally only used on large males, humans who are paralyzed below the waistline, and extremely rarely, stallions under general anesthesia.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: They won't go through the x-ray machine, so each one needs to be searched individually/must be searching for jizhadis
Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: They won't go through the x-ray machine, so each one needs to be searched individually/must be searching for jizhadisDid you come up with that on your own? How drunk are you?
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